Your Scandalous Ways

by Loretta Chase

  Loretta Chase

  Your Scandalous Ways

  Contents

  Prologue

  She led the way up the stairs to her bedroom,…

  Chapter 1

  Penises. Everywhere.

  Chapter 2

  The two women giggled like schoolgirls as their gondola made…

  Chapter 3

  On nights like this Francesca truly appreciated her freedom. She…

  Chapter 4

  Mr. Cordier’s treatise had been delivered while Francesca was still…

  Chapter 5

  The dirty truth was, James wasn’t thinking clearly.

  Chapter 6

  James wasn’t as easily finished with the business as he…

  Chapter 7

  Monsieur de Magny was not the feeble old man James…

  Chapter 8

  “You should not have come,” Francesca again told Magny as…

  Chapter 9

  He was like a cat, Francesca thought. Though they made…

  Chapter 10

  If one could not obtain the upper hand, the next…

  Chapter 11

  James was putting puzzle pieces together. He didn’t like the…

  Chapter 12

  He was kissing her so sweetly: scores of tender kisses…

  Chapter 13

  James was angry for a hundred reasons: She played a…

  Chapter 14

  “I hate you,” Francesca said. She was wet and ought…

  Chapter 15

  James was sure the look on his face was priceless.

  Chapter 16

  In response to James’s message—not long after his interview with…

  Chapter 17

  San Giacomo di Rialto, an old but modest little church,…

  Chapter 18

  She’d fainted because she was not used to running, Francesca…

  Epilogue

  The scandal surrounding Lord Elphick’s trial proved even more spectacular…

  Author’s Note

  Acknowledgments

  About the Author

  Other Books by Loretta Chase

  Copyright

  About the Publisher

  Prologue

  I want a hero…

  Lord Byron

  Don Juan, Canto the First

  Rome

  July 1820

  She led the way up the stairs to her bedroom, discarding articles of clothing as she went.

  Marta Fazi was agile, certainly. Her dark gaze locked with James’s, she climbed backward without a misstep. Her teeth gleamed white against her olive skin as she laughingly flung away the mask, the veil, the cloak that concealed a frail excuse for a gown: a flimsy article, little more than an elaborate shift, held together with a few easily untied ribbons and strings.

  She left the emeralds on: the heavy necklace with its great pendant stone dangling between her breasts, the matching earrings, the bracelet.

  James paused to ease out of his coat, taking his time. He slung it over his shoulder as he climbed after her, maintaining the pose of mild curiosity he’d used to bait the hook.

  Accustomed to getting what she wanted, Marta couldn’t resist a challenge, and James hadn’t to do much acting to become one. Given a choice, he wouldn’t have touched her with a barge pole. Since he hadn’t a choice, he’d simply let his reluctance show. That, as he’d expected, had piqued her vanity.

  She was handsome, admittedly. He’d heard that Lord Byron had written a poem about her, not for publication. She was of the type the poet admired: Dark and passionate, she was what he would call “a magnificent animal.”

  James was not nearly so enthusiastic about the type. He was thirty-one years old, and Marta was not his first passionate, uninhibited, and sexually talented foreign adventuress. If he survived this encounter, though, she’d be the last. If he didn’t survive it—which was equally likely—she’d be the last.

  Either way I win, he thought.

  If he failed this mission, he’d die a slow and painful death. He would not be mourned as a hero. No one would know that he’d died trying to save the world. They probably wouldn’t even find his body—or what was left of it.

  For bloody damned king and bloody damned country, he told himself as the door closed behind him, one last time.

  He took off his waistcoat and dropped that and his coat over a chair near the door as he continued to advance and she continued to retreat, unerringly, toward the bed.

  Clearly, she knew the way backward and in the dark, though the room wasn’t altogether dark. Servants must have readied it shortly before, because the candles were lit. They must have expected her to have company because they’d lit only two.

  These offered light enough to show him her gleaming white teeth as her lips parted. It was light enough to make green fire of the emeralds and rainbow sparks of the small diamonds circling them. Even without light, he’d know where she was. Her perfume filled the room with a too-sweet aroma, like decaying roses.

  She ran her hands over her full, firm breasts and down over her hips. She was magnificently formed, and knew it.

  “You see, I keep nothing from you,” she said. “I give myself completely.”

  Her speech told him she’d spent most of her life in southern Italy and had had a little—a very little—education. He detected, too, a foreign note: her native Cyprus, no doubt. Though his antecedents, like hers, were mixed, the Italian he spoke, his mother’s language, was flawless. Since he’d inherited his mother’s black, curling hair and his maternal grandfather’s Roman profile, Marta had no inkling that he was not only the son of an English nobleman but an agent of His Majesty’s government.

  In short, James Cordier was an even greater fraud than this alluring panther. The trick was to make sure she didn’t find out.

  “Not quite completely,” he said as he unfastened his trousers. “The stones are pretty, but your beauty needs no adornment, you know.”

  Not to mention that heavy jewelry was a damned nuisance during a plogging. Yer could put yer eye out with one a them things, he might have told her, in the accents he’d learned in his eventful youth.

  She laughed. “Ah, flattery at last. I thought I should never hear it from you.”

  He stepped out of his trousers. “The sight before me stimulates my tongue,” he said.

  “Good.” Her gaze lowered. “And the little man is stimulated, too, I see.”

  Of course it was. James might have had his fill of her sort but he was a man, after all, and she was exciting. They usually were, the deadly ones.

  She unhooked the earrings and laid them on the table by the bed. She unclasped the bracelet, and dropped it next to the earrings.

  He pulled his shirt over his head.

  She was fumbling with the clasp of the necklace.

  “Allow me,” he said.

  It was an old clasp, very probably the original, and wanted both care and a sharp eye. The parure had not been intended for ordinary evening wear but for state occasions: It had been created for a queen more than two centuries ago. Its current owners, ejected by Napoleon, had had to secret their treasures and themselves to a safe refuge. The treasures had been on their way home in the care of a trusted retainer when she and two confederates, garbed as nuns, had stolen it.

  The age and history of the emeralds did not signify to her. Marta Fazi had grown up on the streets; she was literate—though just barely—amoral, and ruthless. She had a weakness for good-looking men and a passion for emeralds.

  This was what James knew of her and all he needed to know to do the job he’d been sent to do.

  Get the gems, get out, get them to their rightful owner, and let the diplomats sort out the details.

/>   The jewels now lying in a careless tangle on the bed stand, James proceeded to business. “To battle” was probably nearer the mark.

  He was a soldier, after all, though the army he belonged to was unacknowledged. Nobody pinned any medals on men like him, or mentioned him in dispatches.

  And if he got caught, no one would rescue him.

  So, Jemmy, my boy, whatever you do, he advised himself, don’t get caught.

  Then he gave the girl what she wanted, and did it thoroughly. Whatever he felt about his work, he was at least still capable of enjoying a handsome, passionate female more or less as any other man would.

  When at last she seemed reasonably sated—for the moment, at any rate—he whispered, “I’m famished. What about you?”

  “Ah, yes,” she murmured. “Wine, something to eat…and then we regain our strength. The bell for the servant is beside you.”

  “Let’s let the servants sleep,” he said. “I’d rather forage.”

  She laughed drowsily. “So you would. I marked you for a hunter when first I saw you.”

  You got that part right.

  He rose from the bed. His trousers were near at hand, as he’d taken care they should be. He pulled them on, then found his shirt. His back to her, he pulled it over his head, then slid the jewels from the table, the billowing cloth concealing the movement.

  The rest was absurdly easy. The bed curtains hid from her view the door and the chair where he’d left his waistcoat and coat. He collected the garments and slipped through the door.

  Another man would have postponed his exit until she fell asleep. James, however, was of Lady Macbeth’s mind: “If it were done when ’tis done, then ’twere well/It were done quickly.”

  It would be well to move quickly in this case. Marta would soon notice the stones were gone, and she took betrayal very ill, indeed. The last man who’d annoyed her had lost his privates first. He’d lost them slowly, in bits.

  James might have minutes to get away. He might have mere seconds.

  He hurried down the stairs.

  One second. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven—

  “Stop him!” she screamed. “Get him! Break his knees!”

  As he left the landing, a burly ruffian barreled up the stairs. James flung his arm out sideways, stiff as a tollbooth bar. The servant saw it too late. He ran straight into it, the muscled arm catching him across the throat. He fell backward, down the stairs, landing head first.

  At the top of the stairs she was howling in Greek for her men, telling them to keep him alive: She had plans for him.

  A knife whizzed past his head.

  In piercing shrieks she described what she’d do to him, which parts she’d cut off first.

  James sidestepped the servant’s inert body and ran into the hall, toward the entrance.

  A door burst open and another of her henchmen exploded toward him. James stiff-armed this one, too, but this time with a forward thrust, catching the brute in the chest. The man’s knees folded and he fell straight down onto his back.

  James heard him yowl in pain. Kneecap broken, most likely.

  His screams were nothing to Marta’s.

  James kept moving.

  In the next instant he slipped through the door.

  And in the blink of an eye, he’d melted into the night.

  Chapter 1

  Didst ever see a Gondola? For fear

  You should not, I’ll describe it to you exactly:

  ’Tis a long cover’d boat that’s common here,

  Carved at the prow, built lightly,

  but compactly;

  Row’d by two rowers, each call’d ‘Gondolier,’

  It glides along the water looking blackly,

  Just like a coffin clapt in a canoe,

  Where none can make out what you say or do.

  Lord Byron, Beppo

  Venice

  Tuesday, 19 September 1820

  Penises. Everywhere.

  Francesca Bonnard thoughtfully regarded the ceiling.

  A century or two ago, the Neroni family had gone mad for ornamental plasterwork. The walls and ceilings of the palazzo she rented were a riot of plaster draperies, fruits, and flowers. Most fascinating to her were these winged children called putti. They crawled about the ceilings, lifting plaster draperies or creeping among the folds, looking for who knew what. They clung to the frames of the ceiling paintings and to the gold medallions over the doors. They vastly outnumbered the four bare-breasted women lolling in the corners and the four muscled adult males supporting the walls.

  They were all boys, all naked. Thus the view overhead was of many little penises—forty at last count, though there seemed to be more today. Were they reproducing spontaneously or were the buxom females and virile adult males getting up to mischief when the house was asleep?

  In her three years in Venice, Francesca had entered a number of ostentatious houses. Hers won the prize for decorative insanity—not to mention quantity of immature male reproductive organs.

  “I shouldn’t mind them so much,” she said, “but they are so distracting. The first time visitors call, they spend the better part of the visit dumbstruck, gaping at the walls and ceiling. After giving the matter serious thought, I’ve decided that Dante got his idea for the Inferno from a visit to the Palazzo Neroni.”

  “Let them gape,” said her friend Giulietta. She rested her elbow on the arm of her chair and, chin in hand, regarded the deranged ceiling. “While your guests stare at the putti, you might stare at them as rudely as you like.”

  They made a complementary pair: Francesca tall and exotic, Giulietta smaller, and sweet-looking. Her heart-shaped face and innocent brown eyes made her seem a mere girl. At six and twenty, however, she was only a year younger than Francesca. In experience, Giulietta was eons older.

  No one would ever call Francesca Bonnard sweet-looking, she knew. She’d inherited her mother’s facial features, most notably her distinctive eyes with their unusual green color and almond shape. Her thick chestnut hair was her French paternal grandmother’s. The rest came from Sir Michael Saunders, her scoundrel father, and his predecessors. The Saunderses tended to be tall, and she was—compared, at least, to most women. The few extra inches had caused the caricaturists to dub her “the Giantess” and “the Amazon” in the scurrilous prints they produced during the divorce proceedings.

  Her divorce from John Bonnard—recently awarded a barony and now titled Lord Elphick—was five years behind her, however, as was all the nonsense she’d believed then about love and men. Now she carried her tall frame proudly and dressed to emphasize every curve of her lush figure.

  Men had betrayed and abandoned and hurt her once upon a time.

  Not anymore.

  Now they begged for her notice.

  Several were coming today for precisely that purpose. This was why Francesca did not entertain her friend in the smaller, less oppressive room, the one adjoining her boudoir, in another, more private part of the house. That comfortable, almost putti-free parlor was reserved for intimates, and she had yet to decide which if any of her soon-to-arrive guests would win that status.

  She wasn’t looking forward to deciding.

  She left the sofa on which she’d been lounging—a position that would have horrified her governess—and sauntered to the window.

  The canal it overlooked wasn’t the canal, the Grand Canal, but one of the larger of the maze of secondary waterways or rii intersecting the city. Though not far from the Grand Canal, hers was one of the quieter parts of Venice.

  This afternoon was not so quiet, for rain beat down on the balcony outside and occasionally, when the wind shifted, against the glass. She looked—and blinked. “Good grief, I think I see signs of life across the way.”

  “The Ca’ Munetti? Really?”

  Giulietta rose and joined her at the window.

  Through the sheeting rain, they watched a gondola pause at the water gates of the house on the other side of the nar
row canal.

  Ca’, Francesca knew, was Venetian shorthand for casa or house. Once upon a time, only the Ducal Palace bore the title palazzo, and every other house was simply a casa. Nowadays, any house of any size, great and small, might call itself a palazzo. The one opposite might have done so, certainly. Outwardly, from the canal side, it was similar to hers, with a water gate leading to the ground floor hall or andron; balconied windows on the piano nobile, the first floor; then a more modest second floor; and above that, attics for the servants.

  No one had lived in the Ca’ Munetti, however, for nearly a year.

  “A single gondolier,” Francesca said. “And two passengers, it appears. That’s all I can make out in this wretched downpour.”

  “I see no baggage,” Giulietta said.

  “It might have been sent ahead.”

  “But the house is dark.”

  “They haven’t yet hired servants, then.” The Munetti family had taken their servants with them when they moved. Though they were not as hard up as some of the Venetian nobility, they’d either found Venice too expensive or the Austrians who ruled it too tedious. Like the owners of the Palazzo Neroni, they preferred to let their house to foreigners.

  “A strange time of year to come to Venice,” said Giulietta.

  “Perhaps we’ve made it fashionable,” said Francesca. “Or, more likely, since they’re bound to be foreigners, they don’t know any better.”

  Everyone who could afford to do so abandoned Venice during the steaming summers. They moved to their villas on the mainland in July and tended not to return from villeggiatura—summer holiday—until St. Martin, the eleventh of November and the official start of winter.

  Francesca had left the Count de Magny’s villa in Mira early, following a quarrel about a visitor from England, Lord Quentin. Here in her own house, she answered to no one. Here, too, she wasn’t the locals’ prime entertainment. She’d never cared much for rusticating, in any event. She preferred town life. On rare occasions, she even missed London, though not nearly so much as she’d done at first—not that she ever admitted to missing anything about England at all.