King Size: A Royal Bad Boy Romance

by Lexi Whitlow

  I might just muster up the energy to scratch his eyes out after all.

  * * *

  We hit the mountains north of L.A. just after lunchtime, and traffic is lighter than I expected.

  “We need to stop for gas and get something to eat before we head out to Twenty Nine Palms,” Maddox says. “What do you want?”

  “I don’t care,” I say. I’m not especially hungry.

  “Oh-kay,” he says. “But if you leave it to me it’s gonna be the In-N-Out Burger on Laurel Canyon.”

  “Whatever.” If he wants to eat gross crap, who am I to try to dissuade him?

  He drives another few miles and takes an exit, descending us into the ugliest gut of the San Fernando Valley my vivid imagination could never conjure. Miles and miles of concrete, nondescript strip malls (half of them empty, boarded up, dilapidated), and shitty little box-like houses, housing shitty little people with box-like lives. It’s hard to believe this place represents anything except suicidal tendencies.

  We get gas at a Mobil Station just across from the cloverleaf, then head up a block to the In-N-Out. In a rare moment of indecision, I tell Maddox to ‘just order me something’. Thirty seconds later I fear I may live (or die) to regret that decision.

  Maddox pulls up to the drive-through and after enduring the incomprehensible garble emanating from the loudspeaker at the menu board, he says, “Yeah. I want a 4x4 with extra cheese, fries and a Coke, and a 3x3 with fries and a Coke, and two chocolate shakes.”

  No! No! No! “Make mine Strawberry!” I say.

  “Correction. Make that a chocolate and a strawberry shake.”

  The speaker garbles something else, which – using some sixth sense I have not yet developed – Maddox miraculously understands. He replies. “Extra mustard, salt and ketchup. That’s it.”

  The menu board responds to him, and he pulls forward. He’s happy with anticipation like a kid at the fair.

  “I love In-N-Out,” he says. “I don’t get to do this often enough.”

  We’re back on the highway before I can unwrap the burgers and salt the fries. I have no idea what a 4x4 or a 3x3 is until I peel back the paper. Seeing the monstrous thing oozing grease all over the place, I am glad there is no such thing as a 5x5.

  “I think this is yours,” I say, handing Maddox a burger stacked with four meat patties, pasted with melted cheese; a sandwich so big I can scarcely comprehend what it’s going to do to his stomach.

  “Oh yeah,” he says, grinning. “Gimme that.”

  He shoves fries into his face with reckless abandon. I laugh at him and feel a little lighter as we head out on the road again.

  I unwrap my burger and am astonished. It’s one patty shy of double bypass surgery.

  I hold it up at him. “Really?” I ask. “This is like a pound of meat. How am I supposed to —”

  He grins. “You seemed fine with a pound of meat earlier.”

  “Oh, clever. Just so clever. I see what you did there.” I hold up the burger.

  He smiles, mouth full, chewing. “Eat it,” he says. “It’s good.”

  I take a bite.

  Oh. My. God. Yes. Oh, fucking hell, yeah. That shit is delicious.

  We get through L.A. without too many delays, downing our burgers then dipping into diabetic coma territory with the shakes as chaser. Slipping into the valley, I decide to re-open our earlier conversation.

  “So petite redheads aren’t exactly a dime a dozen,” I say. “But you – a Marine with a body to die for – you haven’t been a monk, have you?”

  Maddox slurps his shake. “Not exactly,” he says. “But, I’ve been deployed overseas more than I’ve been stateside. Life on an aircraft carrier with four thousand sailors isn’t exactly hook-up central.”

  “I bet there were a few.” I pry.

  “A few.” He agrees. “Girls in the service. Or girls who gravitate to guys in service. No one to write home about.”

  “No big-time love affairs you wanted to tell your mom about?”

  He glances at me, then turns his gaze back to the busy highway ahead. “None,” he says.

  “How is your mom, anyway?” I ask. “You never say anything about her. She’s in L.A. Right? We could go see her.”

  I see Maddox’ expression darken. He says nothing.

  “How is your mom, Maddox?” I ask again, realizing he’s holding back.

  His jaw clenches. His eyes narrow.

  “She’s not good,” he says. “She’s doing chemo right now. She did radiation a few months back. She had surgery last year. She’s in a trial now. It’s experimental. It’s working — but — it’s just a matter of time.”

  I had no idea.

  “I’m sorry,” I say, but my words feel empty. Nadine Bryant was a beautiful women when I knew her. She was full of piss and vinegar, and she kept her generally inebriated husband jumping through hoops, but she was alive like few of us are. And she did a good job raising Maddox up to be a decent human being.

  “It’s alright,” Maddox says. “It is what it is.”

  “Can we go see her?” I ask.

  Maddox shakes his head. “That wouldn’t be a good idea,” he says. “She’s vain like a Hollywood star. She’s bald right now, and there’s a big scar across the back of her scalp. It would make her uncomfortable to be seen like she is. I wish it was different, but… it is what it is.”

  I wonder what my mother would be like, all her power gone, her body betraying her. The ability to control her world, obliterated. She’d be in hell. She’d make everyone’s life hell.

  “If you don’t want to talk about it, that’s okay, but...”

  “I really don’t want to talk about it.” Maddox interrupts me. “I can’t do anything about it, so I just deal. I do what I can to make sure she’s okay and the bills get paid. Beyond that, it’s out of my hands.”

  I watch the desert spin by, just outside of my window. It’s plain, but beautiful.

  It hits me all at once, and there’s a crushing weight in the pit of my stomach.

  “Maddox, did my parents get her into that trial?”

  “I said I’m not especially interested in discussing it, Avery.”

  “Maddox. Please.”

  He’s quiet for a span of thirty seconds, maybe more. “You know we don’t have that kind of sway on our own,” he says, his voice very, very quiet.

  I sit still with the weight of it. This explains so much. My mind is fragmented with all the pieces of it, but I can see it all fitting together. It’s just like my parents to orchestrate all of this. To control me. To get back at me.

  To use Maddox just because they can.

  This boy I knew, who never really got a chance to be a kid like I did, is now dealing with issues bigger than senate elections. He never went to summer camp, or played varsity football, or smoked weed under the bleachers. He got his first job when he was fifteen years old, and used the money to buy his own clothes, shoes, and school books.

  Now he’s taking care of a desperately ill mother?

  He’s a stand-up guy, and I’m a rogue princess bemoaning my own privileges. I don’t even know how he can tolerate being in the same airspace with me.

  “Mom always loved you.” Maddox adds out of the blue. “She knew your parents hated me, but she said you were worth waiting for.”

  She said that?

  “She’s the one who convinced me to come back and take this job.”

  Well there you go. Nadine, the sage. The prognosticator of all things meant to be.

  “She’s probably on some really debilitating medication.” I respond flippantly. “That’s probably why she said that.”

  Maddox scoffs.

  I am such a bitch. It’s a coping mechanism.

  * * *

  I am so sick of driving, and I need to pee, but we’re almost there. We make a hard turn west, and suddenly we’re there.

  “Open the glove box,” Maddox says. “There’s some paperwork in an envelope in there I need.” />
  I find it and hand it to him. He tucks it under his leg as he continues driving west through a fairly upscale residential area in the heart of Twenty Nine Palms. The landscaping is all palm trees and low, courtyard walls. The air smells of brittle, dry desert. Maddox navigates these streets with the intimacy of an old hand. I can tell he’s been here before.

  Before I know it we arrive at an intersection offering a left, a right, or a process through the main gate . Maddox goes straight and lands at the gate labeled “Visitor.”

  As he pulls up a uniformed guard steps forward. Maddox hands him an ID.

  “Lieutenant Salvatore should have added a civilian visitor permission,” Maddox says. “Her ID is right here.” He hands the guy my passport and drivers license.

  “Let me check this.” The guy disappears into his little, glassed-in box.

  In a moment he reappears, returning the paperwork.

  “I’m carrying concealed and have some gear in the back,” Maddox says. “Here are my permits.” He hands the guard a fist full of documents.

  Once again the man goes away and then comes back. “Pull over to the side,” he says. “We need to have a look.”

  I sit in the car while three guys with guns inspect the contents of Maddox backpack and the trunk. They pull out what looks like a battle rifle, check it, and replace where they found it. Words are spoken and the guys are all smiling. One of them pats Maddox on the shoulder. A few minutes later and we’re moving again.

  “I need a favor,” Maddox says, as he navigates us across the base to a nondescript gaggle of buildings near the water. “My old lieutenant, you’re about to meet him. I don’t want him to know we’re sleeping together. So… let’s just be really… professional. Okay?”

  I nod. This place is freaking me out enough. I don’t need to cause problems that might spark an international incident.

  Maddox parks near a building with no sign, and no indication of its purpose. He gets out of the SUV and urges me forward. Inside, the place is a warren of offices and cubbies. Maddox knows where he’s going and he leads me along. Every room we pass is staffed by a person with a razor sharp haircut, wearing a uniform. We pass a break room filled with ten guys who could all be Maddox’ clones.

  They’re all built. They’re all squared away. They’re all physically perfect. And they all have that same look in their eye, like they’ve been there, done that, blown it up, killed it, eaten it, and come home for the 4x4 at In-N-Out Burger – with a chocolate shake.

  I feel their eyes on me. They look hungry.

  “Look straight ahead.” Maddox coaches me. “Keep your eyes down and stay with me.”

  His hand is on my elbow, pushing me forward into the labyrinth of offices. After a few turns and twists that I could never map my way out of, we pause at a glass door bearing a neat plastic sign that reads “Lieutenant Salvatore.”

  Maddox puts his hand on the door handle and opens it. A young man at a desk, occupied behind a laptop computer, looks up.

  “Is Lieutenant Salvatore around?” Maddox asks.

  “Who’s asking?” The young man inquires.

  “Maddox Bryant. He’s expecting me.”

  “Get the fuck out!” I hear a booming voice call from the next room. In a second a man who isn’t a whole lot older than Maddox appears from the threshold beyond. “God damn Bryant. You made it. I thought you were full of shit.”

  Maddox and this man share a fleeting bear hug, then the man’s eyes settle on me.

  “You were not kidding,” he says, sizing me up. “Alright. I’ll do my part to protect and defend the lovely off-spring of shit-head politicians, at least when they look as good as this one.”

  He hands Maddox two keys, then he looks straight at me. “I’m not a big fan of your mother’s politics,” he says. “But they don’t pay me to be partisan. Like Bryant here, I just do what I’m told.” He gives me a small wink. It would be creepy, but I can tell by his demeanor that he’s just screwing with Maddox. He’s not really flirting at all.

  He turns back to Maddox. “You know the drill. Leave it as you found it – or better. And don’t do anything that makes the neighbors complain. I had Rosa stock the fridge with the basics so you shouldn’t have to go back out for anything tonight. Oh – and don’t wreck my truck.”

  “Got it.” Maddox said. “I appreciate it, boss. I can’t tell you…”

  “Fuck that.” Salvatore said. “Sign back on for another tour. That’s how you show your appreciation.”

  Salvatore turns to me again, this time he’s serious. “You have no idea what an outstanding catch you have here, do you? I’d give my eye teeth to have this guy back with my team. He’s a damn fine soldier. You better treat him well. He deserves it. He’s one of the best damn Marines this team ever turned out.”

  He was living in a truck when the Marines got its hooks in him. He was homeless. Almost. He never planned on joining up. How could he be the best?

  I nod. “Yeah.” I reply weakly. What do you say to that?

  “With all due respect, Lieutenant,” Maddox says, almost glaring, “Shut the fuck up. She doesn’t care about any of that. And I need to get her tucked in and report back to her parents. It’s been a long day.”

  Salvatore grins. “Yeah. Yeah. Whatever. You’re on the clock. I know. When all this blows over and you get a couple days off, come visit. We’ll blow off some steam with the old crew.”

  Maddox leaves the keys to my SUV with Salvatore and we transfer our bags and gear to a shiny, black, late model pick-up truck with over-sized tires and raised pipes. It’s got dark tinted glass and a couple of bumper stickers plastered on the tailgate advertising the fact that its owner has opinions on constitutional issues above his pay-grade. I cringe at the idea of being seen riding in this thing.

  Maddox turns the key and the big diesel engine roars to life, rumbling like a freight train.

  We leave the base the same way we came in, then cut across town heading south.

  “Where are we going?” I ask, knowing there’s not much left of the United States beyond this. We’re damn near at the Mexican border.

  “You’ll see,” he says, barely concealing a self-satisfied grin.

  We drive, following the concrete coastline, paved on both sides of the boulevard with government installations and monthly rental storage units. Typical fare for a military base community. The town slips away behind us and the water closes in until we’re speeding along a causeway with the ocean on the west side and a glassy blue sound on the east. It would be beautiful except the dunes to the right are laced by row after row of tire slashing barricades and marked with huge, scarlet colored signs that read “Danger. U.S. Government Facility. Hazardous Area. No Trespassing.”

  “Maddox. Where are we going?” I ask again.

  “You’ll see,” he says.

  He keeps driving. Before I realize it we’re back in the city again, surrounded by paved Southern California strip mall degeneration. Maddox hangs a right at a Sushi restaurant without signaling, dropping us into a residential area. He turns west and keeps going until the end of the continent forces a hard left turn along a narrow beach road crowded with expensive looking ocean-front houses, hotels, and condos. The palm tree landscaping screams resort community, while the courtyard walls around most of the nicer homes suggest something a little more than just snobby exclusivity.

  We keep heading south. The land on the east side falls away, surrendered to marshy wetland. The unmistakable scent of muddy tidal flats fills the air. If he’s not taking me to the edge of the universe, I’m pretty sure we’ll be able to see it from there – wherever ‘there’ winds up being.

  In just another moment I can actually see the end of the street we’re traveling on. It terminates with a low sand dune that promises more water, dead ahead. The houses in this last block are smaller, older, and far less intimidating than the ones just a mile or so north. I’m not sure why, but I’m a little relieved by that fact.

  Ma
ddox drives to the very last structure at the end of the street and pulls into the carport under a nondescript, tan colored house built on stilts.

  “Here we are,” he says, smiling. He hands me the key. “Go check it out. I’ll get our things.”

  It feels weird letting myself into a strangers house, but when the door falls open onto a wide stairwell leading up into a sunshine flooded room above, I realize I can probably deal with the momentary discomfort. I follow the stairs up into a huge, open air space wrapped in lofting windows and sliding glass doors framing the most remarkable view of the Pacific Ocean I’ve seen in a long, long time. The beach in front of the house is wide and pristine, and the water is so blue it doesn’t seem real. The house itself is much larger than it appears from the street, and its interior – all bleached woodwork, exposed beams, and high, angled ceilings – is far from the grubby old cottage I anticipated.

  “Pretty cool. Huh?” Maddox asks, hauling our bags in behind me.

  He drops them on the floor and walks all the way to the front of the main room toward a wide bank of sliding doors. He opens one, then another, filling the space at once with fresh salt air billowing in from the ocean beyond. The sound of waves crashing outside draws me forward. I step up beside him and try to process the scene.

  There’s another house, very much like this one, next door on the north side. To the south there’s nothing but wide open, wild beach. The sand and dunes just go on and on, disappearing in a haze over the horizon. There’s not a soul out there. It’s difficult to imagine a place like this, perched right on the edge of the world, even exists, much less that I’m in it.

  “Yeah. It’s pretty cool.” I agree. I could stay here forever, but I don’t give that away.

  “You explore the place,” he says, “I’m going to make a phone call. Then we’ll chill out. I’m bushed from driving. I need to take a load off.”

  A few moments later I hear Maddox on the phone with my father. It’s not a conversation I want to be part of or even think about, so I walk out onto the wide deck wrapping the front of the house. The view is miraculous and the air is alive with warm ocean breezes. Beyond the crashing breakers, the sea is as flat and as peaceful as a dream, with little ripples on its surface catching red and orange hues of the sun creeping toward its depths.