Kender, Gully Dwarves And Gnomes t1-2

by Margaret Weis

  "Hear, hear," cried both Sturm and Tanin, raising their mugs. "A drink to our brother, the mage!" They, too, drained their mugs, not quite as fast as the dwarf, but without stopping for breath.

  "Thank you," said Palin, deeply moved. Cautiously, he took another gulp. The effect wasn't so awful the second time. In fact, it was pleasurable. Palin took another drink, then another, and finally drained the mug. Setting it down on the table amid cheers from his brothers and Dougan, the young man felt warm and good all over. His blood tingled in his veins. Tanin was looking at him with approval and pride, Sturm was filling his mug again. Dougan downed two more mugs in a row, Sturm and Tanin drank theirs, and then it was Palin's turn. He lifted the mug to his lips…

  Palin was smiling and he couldn't quit smiling. He loved Tanin and Sturm better than anyone else in the world, and he told them so, until he broke down and cried on Sturm's broad shoulder. But no! There was someone else he loved — that was the dwarf. He staggered to his feet and went round the table to shake the dwarfs hand. He even made a speech. Fast friends… firm friends, like his father and his father's friend… old Flint, the dwarf… He went back to his chair, only there seemed to be four chairs now, instead of just one. Picking one, Palin sat down, missed and would have ended up on the floor if Tanin hadn't caught him. He drank another mug, watching his brothers and his new friend with tears of affection streaming down his face.

  "I tell you, lads" — Dougan's voice seemed to Palin to come from a long distance away — "I love you like my own sons. And I must say I think you've had a wee bit more to drink than you can handle."

  "Naw!" Sturm cried indignantly, pounding his hand on the table.

  "We can keep up with you," Tanin muttered, breathing heavily, his face beefy red.

  "Damnrigh'," said Palin, striking the table — or he would have if the table hadn't suddenly and unaccountably leaped out of the way.

  And then Palin was lying on the floor, thinking this was an interesting place to be, much safer than up there in four chairs, with tables jumping… Glancing around blearily, he saw his staff on the floor beside him. Reaching out, he caressed it lovingly.

  "Shirak!" he slurred, and the crystal atop the staff burst into light. He heard some commotion at this;

  high, shrill voices jabbering and chattering somewhere in the background. Palin giggled and couldn't quit giggling.

  From somewhere up above, he heard Dougan's voice come floating down to him. "Here's to our beds," said the dwarf, "and a sound night's sleep!" And if there was a sinister note in the gruff voice or more than a trace of triumphant laughter, Palin discounted it. The dwarf was his friend, a brother to him. He loved him like a brother, his dear brothers…

  Palin laid his head on the floor, resting his cheek on the staff's cool wood. Shutting his eyes, he slipped away into another world — a world of small creatures in brown robes, who lifted him up and ran away with him…

  CHAPTER TWO

  A Really Bad Hangover

  The world heaved and shivered, and Palin's stomach heaved and his skin shivered in agreement, misery loving company. Rolling over on his side, he was violently sick, and he wondered as he lay on whatever it was he was lying on — he couldn't open his eyes to see, they felt all gummed together — how long it would take him to die and end this suffering.

  When he could be sick no more and when it seemed that his insides might actually stay inside, Palin lay back with a groan. His head was beginning to clear a little, and he realized suddenly, when he tried to move, that his hands were tied behind his back. Fear shot through his muzzy brain, its cold surge blowing away the mists of the dwarf spirits. He couldn't feel his feet, and he dimly knew that cords tied around his ankles had cut off his circulation. Gritting his teeth, he shifted his position slightly and wiggled his toes inside his soft leather boots, wincing as he felt the tingling of returning blood.

  He was lying on a wooden plank, he noticed, feeling it beneath him with his hands. And there was a peculiar motion to the plank, it was rocking back and forth in a manner most unsettling to Palin's aching head and churning stomach. There were strange noises and smells, too — wood creaking, an odd whooshing and gurgling, and, every so often, a tremendous roaring and thudding and flapping above his head that sounded like a stampede of horses or, Palin thought with a catch in his throat, his father's description of attacking dragons. Cautiously, the young mage opened his eyes. Almost instantly, he shut them again. Sunlight streaming through a small, round window pierced his brain like an arrow, sending white-hot pain bouncing around the backs of his eyeballs. The plank rocked him this way and that, and Palin was sick again.

  When he recovered sufficiently to think he might not die in the next ten seconds — a matter of extreme regret — Palin braced himself to open his eyes and keep them open.

  He managed, but at the cost of being sick again. Fortunately or unfortunately, there was nothing left inside him to lose, and it wasn't long before he was able to look around. He was lying on a wooden plank, as he had surmised. The plank had been built into a curved wooden wall of a small room and was obviously intended as a crude bed. Several other planks lined the walls of the oddly shaped room and Palin saw his two brothers lying unconscious on these, bound hand and foot as he was. There was no other furniture in the room, nothing but a few wooden chests, which were sliding along the wooden floor.

  Palin had only to look out the small, round window on the wall across from him to confirm his worst fears. At first, he saw nothing but blue sky and white clouds and bright sunlight. Then the plank on which he was lying dropped — it seemed — into a chasm. The wooden chests scraped across the floor, running away past him. Blue sky and clouds vanished, to be replaced by green water.

  Shutting his eyes once more, Palin rolled over to ease his cramped muscles, pressing his aching head against the cool, damp wood of the crude bed.

  Or perhaps he should say "berth." That's the nautical term, isn't it? he said to himself bitterly. That's what you call a bed on a ship. And what will they call US on the ship? Palin asked himself in despair. Galley slaves? Chained to the oars, subject to the overmaster

  with his whip, flaying the flesh from their backs… The motion of the ship changed, the sea chests skittered along the floor in the opposite direction, sky and clouds leaped back into the window, and Palin knew he was going to be sick again.

  "Palin… Palin, are you all right?"

  There was an anguished tone in the voice that brought Palin to consciousness. Painfully, he once again opened his eyes. He must have slept, he realized, though how he could have done so with this throbbing in his head and the queasy state of his stomach he had no idea.

  "Palin!" The voice was urgent.

  "Yes," said Palin thickly. It took an effort to talk, his tongue felt and tasted as though gully dwarves had taken up residence in his mouth. The thought made his stomach lurch, and he abandoned it hurriedly. "Yes," he said again, "I'm… all right…"

  "Thank Paladine!" groaned the voice, which Palin recognized now as Tanin's. "By the gods, you looked so pale, lying there, I thought you were dead!"

  "I wish I was," Palin said feelingly.

  "We know what you mean," said Sturm, a very subdued and miserable Sturm, to judge by the sound.

  Twisting around, Palin was able to see his brothers. If I look as bad as they do, he thought, no wonder Tanin believed I was dead. Both young men were pale beneath their tan skin, their pallor had a faint greenish tinge, and there was ample evidence on the deck below that both had been extremely sick. Their red curls were tangled and wet and matted, their clothes soaked. Both lay on their backs, their hands and feet tied with rough leather thongs. Tanin had a large bruise on his forehead and, in addition, his wrists were cut and bleeding. He had obviously been trying to free himself and failed.

  "This is all my fault," said Tanin glumly, with another groan as nausea welled up inside of him. "What a fool I was, not to see this coming!"

  "Don't give yourself all
the credit, Big Brother," said Sturm. "I went right along with you. We should have listened to Palin — »

  "No, you shouldn't have," Palin mumbled, closing his eyes against the sight of the sea and sky constantly shiftingplaces in the porthole. "I was being a superior, self righteous twit, as both of you tried to point out." He was silent a moment, trying to decide if he was going to be sick or not. Finally, he thought he wasn't and added, "We're in this together now, anyway. Either of you know where we are and what's going on?"

  "We're in the hold of a ship," Tanin said. "And, from the sounds of it, they've got some great beast chained up there."

  "A dragon?" Palin asked quietly.

  "Could be." Tanin answered. "I remember Tanis describing the black dragon that attacked them in Xak Tsaroth. He heard a gurgling noise and a hissing, like water boiling in a kettle…"

  "But why would anyone chain a dragon up on a ship?" argued Sturm weakly.

  "All kinds of reasons," Palin muttered. "Most of them nasty."

  "Probably keeps slaves like us in line. Palin," called Tanin in a low voice, "can you do anything? To free us, I mean? You know, your magic?"

  "No," said Palin bitterly. "My spell components are gone — Not that I could get to them if I had them, since my hands are tied. My staff — MY STAFF!" He recalled with a pang. Fearfully he struggled to sit up, glanced around, then breathed a sigh of relief. The Staff of Magius stood in a corner, leaning up against the hull of the ship. For some reason, it did not move when the ship listed, but remained standing perfectly still, seemingly unaffected by the laws of nature. "My staff might help, but the only thing I know how to make it do is give light," he admitted shamefacedly. "Besides," he added, lying wearily back down, "my head aches so I can barely remember my name, much less a magic spell."

  The young men were silent, each thinking. Tanin struggled against his bonds once more, then gave it up. The leather had been soaked with water and had tightened when it dried so that it was impossible for the big man to escape. Then Sturm gave a low whistle and twisted his body to face his younger brother.

  "Palin," he said softly, "I remember a story about Uncle Raistlin, how he and Father were captured by bandits and he freed himself using a knife he had hidden on his wrist. Do you — »

  "Yes," said Palin. "I've got a knife like his. Justarius sent it to me when I passed the Test. It's attached to my wrist with a thong." He paused, then said reluctantly, "And I have yet to figure out how the damn thing works."

  Sturm and Tanin, sitting up hopefully at the beginning of this conversation, lay back down with groans at its conclusion.

  "So, it looks like we're prisoners in this wretched hole — »

  "Prisoners?" called a booming voice. "Losers, maybe. But prisoners, never!"

  A trapdoor in the ceiling opened, and a short, stocky figure in bright red velvet with black curling hair and beard poked his head through. "My guests you are!" cried Dougan Redhammer lustily, peering at them through the hatch. "And fortunate beyond all humans, because I have chosen you to accompany me on my grand quest! A quest that will make you famous throughout the world! A quest that will make that minor adventure your parents were involved in seem like a kender scavenger hunt!" Dougan leaned down so far through the hatch that his face became quite red with the exertion and he almost tumbled through upside down.

  "We're not going on any quest of yours, dwarf!" Tanin said with an oath. And, for once, both Palin and Sturm were in full agreement.

  Leering down at them through the hatch, Dougan grinned. "Wanna bet?

  "You see, lads, it's a matter of honor," said the dwarf, eyeing them complacently. Throwing down a rope ladder, Dougan — somewhat perilously — climbed down into the hold of the ship, his journey being hampered by the fact that he couldn't see his feet for his great belly. Finally, after several slips, he made it. Reaching the deck, he rested a moment from his labors, removing a lace-covered handkerchief from the sleeve of his coat and using it to mop his perspiring face.

  "I tell you, lads," he said solemnly, "I'm feeling a bit under myself. By Reorx, but you can drink! Just like you said." Stumbling slightly as the deck listed beneath him, the dwarf pointed at Sturm. "You, especially! I swear by my beard" — he stroked it — "that I saw two of yourself, lad, and I was workin' on four before your eyes rolled back in your head and you crashed to the floor. Shook the foundations of the inn, you did. I had to pay damages."

  "You said you were going to cut us loose," Tanin snarled.

  "That I did," Dougan muttered, drawing a sharp knife from his belt. Making his way around the sea chests, the dwarf began to saw away industriously at the leather thongs that bound Tanin's wrists.

  "If we aren't prisoners," Palin asked, "then why are we bound hand and foot?"

  "Why, laddie," said the dwarf, looking around at Palin with an injured air, "it was for your own safety! I had only your welfare at heart! You were so enthusiastic when you saw we were carrying you aboard this fine vessel, that we had to restrain your enthusiasm — »

  "Enthusiasm!" Tanin muttered. "We were out cold!" "Well, no, actually, you weren't," Dougan admitted. "Oh, he was." The dwarf jerked his head back at Palin. "Sleeping like he was in his mother's arms. But you two, as I saw the moment I clapped eyes on you, lads, are grand fighters. Perhaps you were wondering how you got that bit of a clout on your head — »

  Tanin said nothing, simply glared at the dwarf. Sitting up, the young man gingerly put his hand to his forehead where there was a lump the size of an egg.

  "Enthusiasm," said the dwarf solemnly, going over to cut Sturm loose. "That's one reason I chose you for my quest."

  "The only quest I'd consider going on with you is to see you in the Abyss!" Tanin retorted stubbornly.

  Lying back, Palin sighed. "My dear brother," he said wearily, "has it occurred to you that we have little choice in the matter? We're on a ship, miles away from land" — he glanced at Dougan, who nodded assent — "and completely at the mercy of this dwarf and his crew of cutthroats. Do you think he would release us from our bonds if we had the slightest chance of escaping?"

  "Intelligent lad," said the dwarf approvingly, cutting Palin's ropes as Sturm sat up stiffly, rubbing his wrists. "But then, he's a mage. And they're all intelligent, at least so's I've heard. So intelligent," continued Dougan cunningly, "that I'm certain he'll think twice about casting any spells that might come to mind. A sleep spell, for example, might be very effective and give my cutthroat crew a rest, but can you three sail the ship? Besides," he continued, seeing Palin's grim expression, "as I said before — it's a matter of honor. You lost the bet, fair and square. I kept my part, I put you to bed. Now you must keep yours." Dougan's grin made the ends of his moustaches curl upwards. He stroked his beard in satisfaction. "You must pay the tab."

  "I'll be damned if I'm going to pay," snarled Tanin. "I'll yank your black beard out by its roots!"

  Tanin's voice literally shook with anger, and Palin cringed, watching helplessly as his hot-tempered brother made a lunge for the grinning dwarf — and fell flat on his face in the muck and filth.

  "There, there, lad," said Dougan, helping Tanin stagger to his feet. "Get your sea legs first, then you can yank out my beard — if you refuse to honor your bet. But from what I've heard of Caramon Majere, I'd be disappointed indeed to see his sons turn out to be welchers."

  "We're no welchers!" said Tanin sulkily, leaning weakly against the berth and clinging to it with both hands as the ship rocked out from underneath him. "Though some might say the bet was rigged, we'll pay it just the same! What do you want of us?"

  "To accompany me on my quest," said the dwarf. "Where we're bound is perilous in the extreme! I need two strong, skilled fighters, and a wizard always comes in handy."

  "What about your crew?" Sturm asked. Carefully, he edged himself off his berth and dropped to the deck just as the ship listed, sending him crashing backward into the hull.

  Dougan's grinning face went abruptly sober. He glanced up above
, where the strange roaring sound could be heard again, mingled this time, Palin noted, with shrieks and cries. "Ah, my… um… crew," said the dwarf, shaking his head sadly. "They're… well, best you come see for yourselves, lads."

  Turning on the heel of his fancy shoes, Dougan made for the rope ladder, stumbling awkwardly as the ship canted off in the other direction. "Ouch! That reminds me," he said, cursing and rubbing his leg where he had come up against one of the roving sea chests. "We stowed your equipment in here." He thumped on the lid. "Swords, shield, armor, and such like. You'll be needing them, where we're headed!" he added cheerfully.

  Catching hold of the swinging rope ladder, the dwarf scrambled up it and pulled himself through the hatch. "Don't be long!" they heard him shout.

  "Well, what do we do now?" Sturm asked, standing up cautiously, only to fall forward with the motion of the ship. The young man's face was decidedly green, beads of sweat stood on his forehead.

  "We get our swords," Tanin said grimly, stumbling toward the sea chests.

  "And we get out of this foul place," said Palin. He covered his nose and mouth with the hem of his sleeve. "We need fresh air, and I for one want to see what's going on up there."

  "Wanna bet?" Tanin mocked.

  Smiling ruefully, Palin managed to make his way to the Staff of Magius, which was still standing up against the hull. Whether it was any magical property of the staff, or whether just holding it gave him confidence, the young mage felt better the moment his hand wrapped around the smooth wood.

  "Think of the danger this staff has seen and led its masters through safely," Palin whispered to himself. "Magius held it as he fought at Huma's side. My uncle held it as he entered the Abyss to face the Dark Queen. This situation probably doesn't bother it at all."