A Wicked Deed

by Susanna GREGORY

  ‘Yes,’ said Bartholomew. ‘I do know, although I hope there will not be a next time.’

  Most of the villagers were waiting at the church to pay their last respects to Unwin. Bartholomew wondered whether they were there on Tuddenham’s orders, or whether they were as genuinely shocked by the murder as they claimed. Father William rattled through the requiem mass at a speed that had most of the villagers nodding appreciatively and Walter Wauncy’s eyes hard with envy. William was renowned for his fast masses in Cambridge, although he usually made up for them with excessively long sermons, during which he railed about heresy, making frequent reference to the lurid wall paintings in St Michael’s Church. There were no Judgement Day paintings in Grundisburgh, and William found little inspiration in the restful mural depicting St Margaret, whose timeless gaze watched over the assembly with a curiously sad smile.

  As the requiem proceeded, Bartholomew, standing with his Michaelhouse colleagues in a line next to the coffin, looked at the villagers in the body of the church. Warin de Stoate was with some of his young friends at the back, gazing down at the floor and poking the earth with the toe of his boot. Eltisley was regarding the roof speculatively, and Bartholomew saw him raise an arm and measure something by squinting at his thumb with one eye. Wauncy would need to be on his guard if Eltisley had designs on improving what was already a perfectly functional ceiling.

  Tuddenham and his family had wooden benches in the chancel. Dame Eva sat with her back against one of the walls, gazing at the painted rood loft, a small gallery that ran across the church between the nave and the choir. Isilia sat next to her, shifting uncomfortably on the hard wood, one hand resting on her stomach, where her unborn child kicked. She caught Bartholomew’s eye and gave him a small smile of sympathy. Next to her was Tuddenham himself, his eyes fixed on the shrouded figure in the coffin, his expression unreadable. Hamon stood behind him, kicking the wall with a spurred heel, hands pushed deep inside his leather jerkin.

  Opposite the Tuddenhams were some specially invited guests. Grosnold sat in the best chair, his jet armour exchanged for a black cotte, hose and cloak. Next to him was a small man with a crooked spine and shabby clothes, who fidgeted throughout the mass as though sitting still was painful for him. Wauncy, his robes swinging about his skeletal form and his white face more than usually gaunt, looked like the Angel of Death in the gloom. He joined in the singing of a psalm with a voice so deep and resonant that it sent an unpleasant chill down Bartholomew’s spine. The physician sang louder so that he would not have to hear it, drawing curious glances from Michael and Alcote.

  By the time the mass was over, the sky had clouded to a menacing grey. Bartholomew and Cynric lifted Unwin’s shrouded body from the parish coffin and lowered it gently into the gaping rectangular hole under the yew tree that had been prepared the day before. By the time they had finished, rain was beginning to fall in a misty pall. Drops pattered lightly on the now-empty coffin, making a dismal accompaniment to the drone of William’s prayers.

  Eventually, it was over and the villagers began to drift away. There was work to be done in the fields and woods, and there were animals to be fed and turned out to graze. Stoate touched Bartholomew lightly on the elbow and offered his condolences again, following up with a shy invitation to visit an infirmary at Ipswich, which had something of a reputation for dealing with diseases of the lungs. Bartholomew thanked him, but even the prospect of learning new medicine could not rouse him from his sadness at the futility of Unwin’s death.

  He stood with Michael while Cynric shovelled dirt on top of the white bundle that lay in its sandy grave. Alcote and William accepted the sympathies of the departing parishioners, while Deynman had his arm around Horsey, who was sobbing uncontrollably.

  The man with the crooked spine, whom Bartholomew had noticed in the church, was talking to Tuddenham and Grosnold. The rain was now coming down hard, making Grosnold’s pate gleam even more than usual, and people were scurrying for cover.

  ‘John Bardolf,’ said Tuddenham briskly, introducing the small man to Bartholomew. ‘My neighbour from Clopton, whose daughter disobeyed me and married that scoundrel Deblunville.’

  Bardolf came to stand next to Bartholomew, who was still watching Cynric methodically shovelling, neither hurried nor impeded by the sheeting rain.

  ‘I was sorry to hear about this,’ said Bardolf, nodding down at the grave. ‘I had hoped that young man might heal the rifts that are widening between our manors.’

  ‘Between yours and Tuddenham’s?’ asked Bartholomew.

  ‘Yes. And between Deblunville’s and Hamon’s, and Deblunville’s and Grosnold’s, and Grosnold’s and mine. And so on.’

  ‘I had the impression that everyone was united against Deblunville,’ said Bartholomew.

  ‘At the moment,’ said Bardolf, ‘although that will change if Grosnold dams his stream again this summer, or sparks from my wheat stubble ignite Tuddenham’s ripening crops. And the parish priests are just as bad: they fight with just as much viciousness as we do.’

  ‘The marriage of your daughter to Roland Deblunville should reduce some of the conflict,’ said Bartholomew.

  Bardolf shrugged. ‘Between Clopton and Burgh, certainly. But it seems to have aggravated matters between me, and Grundisburgh and Otley. Tuddenham is talking about applying for an annulment of the marriage, would you believe! But Unwin could have made peace among the priests – they could then have worked for unity among the lords.’

  ‘Do you think that is why he was killed?’ asked Bartholomew uneasily. ‘To prevent him from acting as peacemaker?’ He thought about what Eltisley had claimed to see. Had Grosnold returned after his spectacular and very obvious exit to see where Unwin stood on the notion of harmony between the manors? Unwin would almost certainly have told him he would strive for an armistice, and thus provided Grosnold with the motive to kill him.

  But then what about the cloaked figure? Was that one of Grosnold’s henchmen fleeing from killing Unwin as he prayed at the altar? Or did Grosnold stab Unwin himself, so that there would be no other witness to the crime? He gazed down at the half-filled grave, wishing yet again that he had been able to do something to save the student-friar.

  Bardolf squinted up at him. ‘Yes, I would say that Grosnold would kill a priest, if he thought that priest might negotiate for an end to the fighting that would leave him the poorer – he would have to give up the toll he has imposed on Clopton and Burgh folk to use the road through his manor for a start. But then both Tuddenham and Hamon would kill if they thought they might lose the land on which Peche Hall stands; Deblunville might kill if peace meant an annulment of his marriage to Janelle; I might kill if Tuddenham tried to claim Gull Farm – my father stole it from his, but I have grown fond of it over the last thirty years.’

  Bartholomew regarded him in amazement. ‘How can you live with all this uncertainty?’

  ‘It keeps us on our toes, and adds a spice to our lives that has been missing since Crécy. But I am growing too old for such things, and my bones throb from the cold and the damp. If I am attacked while I am stricken with this damned backache, I will lose everything anyway.’

  ‘So, you want a truce because you think your neighbours might wait until you are ill, and then pounce?’ asked Bartholomew.

  Bardolf moved his head from side to side in a curious motion. ‘Essentially. If I do not press for conciliation while I am still strong, I will lose everything when I am weak. I suppose you do not have a cure for me, do you? Stoate is worse than useless. I take his damned purges every Sunday, and all they do is make me feel like death for an hour.’

  ‘There are poultices you can try,’ said Bartholomew, not wanting to poach what was probably one of Stoate’s most lucrative sources of income. ‘Ask Stoate about them.’

  ‘He does not prescribe poultices. He bleeds, and he purges, and he gives astrological consultations,’ said Bardolf. ‘I have tried all those things and my back still pains me. I want a cure.’


  ‘Did you find anything in all that earth?’ asked Tuddenham casually, coming up behind them and addressing Cynric. He gazed speculatively at the pile of soil the book-bearer was shovelling.

  ‘Such as what?’ asked Cynric, puzzled by the question.

  ‘Objects?’ said Tuddenham vaguely. ‘Bits and pieces. Things.’ He became aggressive. ‘This is my land. Anything dug up here belongs to me, and no one had better forget it.’

  ‘Cynric is not a thief,’ said Bartholomew coldly, immediately understanding the reason behind Tuddenham’s enquiry. ‘If he had found Grundisburgh’s lost golden calf, he would return it to you.’

  Bardolf gave a sharp laugh. ‘These scholars are too quick for you, Thomas! You should keep an eye on them, or they will be going back to Cambridge with more than your golden calf!’

  Sir John Bardolf turned his back on Bartholomew, and began to hobble to where a servant held the reins of his horse. Tuddenham poked Unwin’s grave with his toe, but apparently decided the pile was too small to hide a golden calf and went to join Hamon and Siric in the shelter of one of the churchyard yews. It was now raining hard, and Bartholomew was soaked through. He waited until Cynric was patting down the soil in a muddy mound, and then started to return to the Half Moon with him.

  A shout of alarm from Deynman made him turn back. Horsey was sitting in the grass, his face as white as snow. Kneeling, Bartholomew rested his hand on the student’s head. He was shivering, but Bartholomew thought his illness no more serious than the chill of the rain and a sudden spell of dizziness induced by grief. He instructed Deynman to take him back to the tavern and put him to bed, making it clear that he should ensure that Horsey changed into a dry robe first. It was something that would have been obvious to most people, but Bartholomew had learned from bitter experience that nothing should be left to Deynman’s common sense.

  ‘I want my astrological consultation today,’ said Grosnold to Bartholomew, as the physician prepared to accompany the students to the Half Moon.

  ‘Ask Stoate,’ said Bartholomew, none too politely. There was something about the belligerence and insensitivity of the Suffolk lords that he found unusually provoking.

  ‘I want you,’ said Grosnold uncompromisingly. ‘Now. I take it you have no objection?’ The last question was directed towards Tuddenham, not Bartholomew.

  ‘Master Alcote is drafting my advowson, so you will not be inconveniencing me by taking him,’ replied Tuddenham, with an indifferent shrug.

  ‘Right, come on, then,’ said Grosnold, snapping his fingers at Bartholomew.

  ‘Sir Thomas is not my master to say where I can and cannot go,’ said Bartholomew stiffly. ‘And I do not conduct astrological consultations.’

  ‘I do,’ offered Deynman, who had been listening. ‘And I am much less expensive than him.’

  ‘You are also unqualified,’ said Alcote in alarm, hurrying over from where he had been talking to Walter Wauncy. It did not take a genius to know that letting Deynman loose on Grosnold would prove disastrous for all concerned, but especially for Grosnold. ‘Doctor Bartholomew will be delighted to do your consultation,’ he added, smiling ingratiatingly at the black knight.

  Bartholomew rounded on him angrily. ‘You are not my master, either. I am not doing it. Horsey is ill, and I want to stay with him.’

  ‘Horsey has only fainted like some fragile maiden,’ hissed Alcote unsympathetically. ‘You will do as Master Tuddenham desires, so long as we are his guests. Everyone in Grundisburgh has been good to us, and we will not offend them by behaving churlishly.’

  ‘Someone in Grundisburgh murdered Unwin,’ retorted Bartholomew, goaded to imprudence by Alcote’s bossiness.

  Tuddenham pursed his lips, angry at the implied criticism. ‘I can assure you that I am doing all I can to locate Unwin’s killer.’

  ‘Of course he is,’ gushed Alcote, glowering furiously at Bartholomew. He took the physician by the arm, and hauled him out of earshot. ‘For God’s sake, show some grace, man! I worked hard to persuade Tuddenham to give us this advowson. I do not want it all ruined because you are an unmannerly lout!’

  ‘And how did you “persuade” Tuddenham to give it to us?’ demanded Bartholomew furiously, pulling his arm away. He was almost angry enough to accuse anyone of compliance in Unwin’s murder, even Alcote, whose negotiations with Tuddenham had resulted in Unwin being appointed as Grundisburgh’s parish priest. ‘Do you know some dreadful secret about him, which you threatened to tell unless he gave Michaelhouse the deeds to the church?’

  Alcote glared at him. ‘That is a foul thing to say. What do you think I am? And, for your information, I arranged the transaction with Tuddenham through one of my business connections in Ipswich. Tuddenham was going to donate the church living to one of the merchant guilds there, but I was able to convince him that a Cambridge college would be a better option for him. I mentioned that we have lawyers who will act as his executors when he dies, and who will ensure his will is carried out exactly as he wants it to be – not to mention the fact that his heirs will save a good deal on legal fees when the time comes.’

  ‘So, why is Tuddenham so desperate to have it completed quickly?’ asked Bartholomew, strongly suspecting that Alcote was being less than honest with him. ‘He has not stopped pestering you about finishing it since you arrived. There is something odd going on, and I think you know what it is.’

  Alcote looked smug. ‘I know a great many things that you do not, my boy. But you should not vex your little mind with them. Just trust me. I know what I am doing.’

  ‘I would sooner trust a viper,’ snorted Bartholomew, disgusted. ‘And if I find out that you know some dreadful secret about the Tuddenhams, and you accept this advowson and bring Michaelhouse into disrepute, I will see you never interfere in College affairs again.’

  Alcote gave a sneer. ‘And how will you do that? You are only interested in chopping off people’s legs and inspecting their urine. Tuddenham is insisting that the advowson is written quickly because he is an impatient man. He knows that I am the only one who can do it, and that the rest of you are next to useless. He wants you all gone, so that he does not have to pay Eltisley to keep you.’

  ‘Thomas has always been impatient,’ said Dame Eva, the closeness of her voice making them jump. ‘It is just his way. But do not let him bully you into working quicker than you should, Master Alcote. He would have you labouring all night if you let him.’

  Alcote eyed her with some hostility, before hurrying off to placate Grosnold. The old lady watched him depart with her sharp eyes, while Bartholomew fervently wished he would trip over his flagrantly expensive robe and break his scrawny neck. Considering that he had just been berating Bartholomew for his rudeness to Grosnold, Alcote’s behaviour towards Dame Eva was inexcusable. Predictably, however, the old lady was slow to take offence. She smiled at Bartholomew and took his arm, patting it sympathetically when she sensed the tension and anger in him.

  ‘Isilia was right – that man fears women more than he fears the Devil himself.’

  Bartholomew looked down at her. She was wearing her yellowed wimple and an over-large cloak that looked as if it might belong to her son. But, unfashionable and inelegant though she might appear, she was the only member of Tuddenham’s household who was not wet and shivering. Once again, Bartholomew admired her for putting her personal comfort before appearances.

  ‘Poor Rosella,’ said Isilia, coming to join them, and following their eyes to Alcote, who scurried fawningly at Grosnold’s heels. ‘She had high hopes that a handsome young student would step past her pea on the lintel, but instead it was Alcote – a man who prefers men to women.’

  ‘He does not particularly like men, either,’ said Bartholomew, trying to force his irritation with Alcote to the back of his mind. ‘He just sees them as a lesser evil.’

  Isilia laughed, and he noticed, yet again, how lovely she was with her pale pink cheeks and fine green eyes. ‘I have tried hard to make him feel welcome at
Wergen Hall – my husband expects too much of him sometimes, with all those piles of writs – but I think I only succeed in making him more nervous than ever. He would rather starve than have me bring him his food.’

  ‘I see young Horsey is unwell,’ said Dame Eva, pointing to where Deynman was helping the student-friar to the tavern. ‘Poor boy – it must be the shock. I will send some eggs for him from Wergen Hall, and some beans. I do not like to see him so wan.’

  ‘That would be kind,’ said Bartholomew, touched that someone as grand as the lord of the manor’s mother should notice a mere student, and consider his needs.

  ‘We are so sorry about this,’ said Isilia, gesturing towards Unwin’s grave. ‘We would do anything to bring him back.’

  ‘Isilia and I have already given Walter Wauncy ten shillings, so that a mass for Unwin’s soul can be said each morning for the next thirty days,’ said Dame Eva. ‘If he thinks more masses are needed after that, we will pay him to continue.’

  ‘Thank you,’ said Bartholomew.

  The old lady gazed across at the far corner of the churchyard for a moment, and then took Bartholomew’s arm and led him toward a group of ancient yews that stood over a jumble of coffin-shaped tombs.

  ‘This is my husband’s,’ she said, stopping at the only one that was well tended and that had fresh flowers on the top. ‘He was a good and honourable man, and would be so saddened to see the day when a poor young priest was slain in the church he loved.’

  ‘How long since he died?’ asked Bartholomew gently, seeing tears gather at the corners of her wrinkled eyes and trickle down her cheeks.