Death of a Bad Apple
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“The dog is probably having a ball at that overpriced doggy spa,” Dillon said, closing his laptop. “I wouldn’t mind staying there myself next time.” He stood.
Aunt Abby turned to her longtime friend. “Thank you, Honey, for a . . . most interesting weekend.”
Honey hugged my aunt tightly. She had tears in her eyes when she finally released her. “Abigail, I owe you everything,” Honey said. “Your visit—and that of your family—is on the house.”
Aunt Abby tried to protest, but Honey wouldn’t hear of it. “If you ever get tired of cooking in that bus of yours, you can come cook for me at the Enchanted Apple Inn.”
Aunt Abby smiled and took Detective Shelton’s hand. “Oh, I could never leave the city and my man.”
Did I see a flush of red under Detective Shelton’s mocha-colored skin? I’d swear in a court of law that the detective blushed.
“Jake and I have to go too,” I said, giving Honey a hug. “Thank you so much for everything. You have a lovely inn.”
“Thank you,” Honey said, “for helping to find the real killer and ridding our valley of that apple pest. And I’m so sorry about everything that happened. I heard you almost died in that burning hay maze. How awful. I would never have forgiven myself if anything had happened to any of you.”
“Well, I won’t be going into any more mazes for a while, that’s for sure,” I said. “At least, not without a guide, some bread crumbs, an old-fashioned compass, a flashlight, and a pair of stilts so I can see over the tops of those hay bales. It’s creepy in there.”
“I don’t think you’ll have to worry about that particular maze,” Jake said, reminding me it had burned to the ground. I shivered at the thought of how close I’d come to being turned into a crisp.
We all said our good-byes and headed for our trucks and cars. I wondered whether Willow had returned to the city or had decided to hang around J.J. awhile longer. I had a feeling Dillon had a crush on Willow too and probably didn’t like the idea of his friend getting together with her, but until he stepped up and let her know how he felt, nothing was going to happen for him in the romance department.
I talked him into driving the cream puff truck home so Jake could ride with me in my car. Detective Shelton got his first taste of driving Aunt Abby’s bus.
“Sorry about your birthday dinner,” I said as Jake drove us past the last few apple farms along scenic Highway 49.
“No worries,” Jake said, patting my leg. “I don’t think I can eat for a week. And especially nothing with apples. I’m appled out.”
“Well, I’ll make it up to you,” I said. “Are you free for dinner tonight?”
He raised an eyebrow. “What did you have in mind?”
“A home-cooked meal in my cozy Airstream bed-and-breakfast inn.”
“You? Cook? Are you sure you don’t want to get takeout?”
“Yes, I’m sure. We’ll have a romantic birthday dinner by candlelight. I’ll take care of everything.”
Jake shot me a doubtful look. “All right, if you’re sure.”
“Yep. I’ve got this.” I switched on a station that played music from my aunt’s era and settled back in my seat for the two-hour drive. If I thawed the Costco lasagna I had tucked away in the freezer and baked it in my own oven, that counted as home-cooked, right?
“Well, then,” Jake said, “I’ll be dessert.”
“You mean ‘bring dessert,’ don’t you?”
He smiled. I knew exactly what he meant.
Recipes from Death of a Bad Apple
Aunt Abby’s Salted Caramel-Apple Tarts
Help yourself to a bite of Aunt Abby’s Salted Caramel-Apple Tarts!
Ingredients
1½ cups plus 1 tablespoon all-purpose flour
Dash of salt
1½ sticks (6 ounces) unsalted butter, cut into ½-inch pieces, plus 2 tablespoons melted
1/3 cup ice water
3½ tablespoons sugar
4 large golden delicious apples—peeled, cored, and cut into ¼-inch-thick slices
1 cup caramel sauce
3 tablespoons sea salt
Directions
Combine 1½ cups of flour with salt.
Add butter and mix with flour in blender and whirl until contents form small balls.
Add ice water and blend until moistened, about five seconds.
Place dough on lightly floured work surface and knead two or three times.
Pat dough into a disk, then roll out to 16-inch round, about ¼ inch thick.
Line baking sheet with parchment paper.
Place dough on baking sheet.
In small bowl, combine 2 tablespoons of the sugar with remaining 1 tablespoon of flour and sprinkle over dough.
Place apple slices on top in overlapping concentric circles to within 3 inches of edge.
Fold dough over apples.
Brush apples with the melted butter and sprinkle with remaining 1½ tablespoons of sugar.
Refrigerate unbaked tart until slightly chilled, about ten minutes.
Preheat oven to 400°. Bake tart in center of oven for one hour or until apples are tender and golden and crust is deep golden and cooked through.
Brush with melted caramel sauce; lightly salt with sea salt.
Slide parchment onto a wire rack and let tart cool slightly before serving.
SERVES 6
Jake’s Caramel-Apple Dream Puffs
Turn ordinary cream puffs into Caramel-Apple Dream Puffs!
Ingredients for Dough
1 cup water
1/3 cup butter
1/3 teaspoon salt
1 cup flour
4 eggs (beaten)
Ingredients for Apple Cream Filling
8-ounce container whipped cream (frozen)
½ cup powdered sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
½ cup apple butter
Caramel Drizzle
1 cup caramel sauce
Directions for Puffs
Preheat oven to 375º.
Bring water, salt, and butter to boil in small saucepan.
Stir in flour until dough forms a ball in middle of saucepan.
Remove from heat and add eggs. Whisk until smooth.
Grease two mini muffin pans.
Scoop dough by the tablespoon into mini muffin pans.
Bake for twenty minutes.
Remove from heat and cool.
Directions for Cream Filling
Mix all cream ingredients together until smooth.
Fill piping bag with filling.
Poke hole in side of cooled puffs and fill with cream mixture.
Directions for Caramel
Heat caramel in microwave.
Remove and drizzle over tops of cream puffs.
MAKES 6–8
The Coffee Witch’s Caramel-Apple Cinnamon Latte
Now wash it all down with a cup of Willow’s Caramel Concoction
Ingredients
½ ounce apple syrup
¼ ounce caramel syrup
¼ ounce cinnamon syrup
1–2 shots espresso
1 cup milk
Directions
Pour syrups into coffee mug.
Add espresso.
Fill with steamed milk.
SERVES 1
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Through the thick morning veil of San Francisco fog, all I could make out from the ferryboat deck was the eerie silhouette of an island. It loomed like a giant corpse floating in the bay, its form eaten away by the relentless waves.
I sh
ivered in the penetrating cold as the wind off the Pacific whipped through my purple and gold San Francisco State University hoodie and my black jeans. Even the venti latte, my antidote for my ADHD—attention deficit/hyperactivity disorder—couldn’t keep this California native warm.
Slowly, like a desert mirage, the apparition began to take shape.
Alcatraz.
I felt goose bumps break out as I thought about the former home of organized crime boss Al “Scarface” Capone, “Creepy” Karpis, “Machine Gun” Kelly, and Robert “Bird-man” Stroud. The island exuded a mystique that thrilled tourists and frightened schoolchildren. No wonder this notorious maximum-security prison was the most popular attraction in Northern California. Although no longer home to the most incorrigible criminals, it still housed plenty of legendary ghosts.
Tonight the inhospitable island would play host to the party of the century: San Francisco mayor Davin Green’s “surprise” wedding to his socialite fiancée, Ikea Takeda. I held up the wedding invitation I’d created for the event and scanned it.
WANTED!
A WARRANT has been issued REQUIRING your APPEARANCE
At the Capture and “SURPRISE” Wedlock of
MAYOR DAVIN GREEN
to
MS. IKEA TAKEDA
WITNESSES Will Be Remanded into Custody on: OCTOBER 1
CONFINED at: Alcatraz Island
DETAINED from: 8 p.m. until Midnight
ADDITIONAL REMARKS: Come As Your Favorite Criminal or Crime Solver
$200 Tax Deductible Donation will go to the Alzheimer’s Association
~ REWARD ~
Seafood Buffet catered by Rocco Ghirenghelli, KBAY-TV’s “Bay City Chef”
~ CAUTION! ~
Anyone caught warning the alleged Bride – to-Be will receive a mandatory 20-years-to-life of public service.
For information concerning this docket, contact:
PRESLEY PARKER—“KILLER PARTIES”— 415-BALLOON
It would be the biggest event since Caruso sang at the Met.
Or the biggest disaster since the 1906 earthquake.
And I, Presley Parker, was the lucky event coordinator.
This wedding is going to be the death of me, I thought, balancing my latte on the boat’s guardrail. I shredded the biodegradable invitation into confetti and ceremoniously sprinkled it like cremated ashes into the San Francisco Bay. I only hoped it wasn’t a symbolic gesture.
The sudden blast of a warning alarm startled me, sending another chill over my already goose-pimpled flesh. I grabbed the ferry railing, nearly spilling my precariously balanced drink, and pulled my hood up over my bobbed auburn hair.
Prison breakout?
Nothing so exciting. Just the familiar but disquieting sound of the ubiquitous foghorn. As a seagull swooped down, I lost my grip on my latte and watched my life’s blood tumble overboard. I cursed into the deafening sound.
Great. Now I’d probably be arrested for polluting the bay.
Even worse, there was no Starbucks on Alcatraz.
At least, not yet.
“Land-ho, Presley!” Delicia Jackson, my thirtysomething part-time assistant, called too cheerily between foghorn blasts. She appeared behind me in her quilted green parka, which made her look as if she’d been entombed in a giant bunch of grapes. Cupping her hand over her forehead like a pirate at sea, she squinted into the fog, then pointed to our destination.
“Good thing too,” Delicia said, shivering in spite of the puffy jacket that nearly reached to her matching green Crocs. Her toes had to be icicles; mine were cold even in my black Uggs. “I’m getting seasick.”
“How are the others doing?” I asked, referring to my minimal staff.
“They’re inside. Too cold out here for those lightweights.”
When she wasn’t helping me host fund-raising events and kids’ birthday parties for extra cash, Delicia was a part-time actress and full-time drama queen. A mixture of many cultures, she was stunningly beautiful, with smooth mocha skin, long black hair, and disconcertingly blue eyes. Girls loved her as characters Belle and Ariel when she performed at my young clients’ birthday events.
“Only three hours till showtime!” Delicia said, tapping her princess watch with a sparkly nail. Being an actress, she spoke mostly in exclamation marks.
“What was I thinking?” I shouted over the rumble of the boat engine, the squawk of the seagulls, and the relentless foghorn blasts. “This is going to be a disaster.”
“It’s going to be off the hook!” she shouted back. “Perfect for your extreme career makeover!”
Extreme indeed. How did a university instructor like me end up as an event planner? I shook my head, recalling the day six months before—my thirtieth birthday, to be exact—when I’d received the notice in my campus mailbox at San Francisco State University:
“Due to budget cuts . . .”
I hadn’t bothered to read the rest. I knew what it said. All of us part-timers had seen it coming. My department, psychology, had been hit especially hard. And my specialty, ab-psych—abnormal psychology—was one of the first to go.
That week had gone from bad to worse. Not only had I lost my job, but my mother had been diagnosed with early-stage Alzheimer’s, and my so-called boyfriend, a professor of criminology at SFSU, had dumped me for a grad student. I hated being a cliché.
But event planning? That was a stretch. Then again, maybe not. Back in the days of San Francisco café society, my mother had been famous for her Pacific Heights parties, entertaining everyone from the mayor to the governor. I’d grown up helping her fold napkins into swans and drape fur coats in the guest room (when I was done trying them on).
She’d even written a how-to book on the subject called How to Host a Killer Party, a bestseller in its day. When I started doing event planning, I found her party-hosting hints handy, such as “How to Hire a Killer Caterer” and “How to Handle a Party Pooper.” But instead of following in her high-heeled footsteps, I had originally gone the more academic route, like my father. Now it looked as if I had inherited her legacy after all.
“I didn’t necessarily want a new career, Delicia,” I said, tightening the strings on my hood. “But after being downsized thanks to the governor’s slash-and-burn method of fixing the education budget, I didn’t have much choice, did I? It was this or coffee barista. I should have taken the java job.”
“Hey, you’re a great party planner! That Harry Potter party you gave last night? It was awesome! Seriously. And that Teen Twilight party? Getting Duncan Grant to play the vampire was a stroke of genius. You managed to make a nerd look hot—at least temporarily.”
“Event coordinator!” I reminded her. “And if I have to do one more birthday party for eight-year-old boys or twelve-year-old girls, I’m going to kill someone. Thank goodness this job came up. I still don’t know exactly how I managed to get it.”
Maybe I was finally receiving the recognition I’d needed. I hoped tonight’s gig would get me more charitable events for important causes like Alzheimer’s research, and fewer food fights between Harry Potter wannabes. I was still finding blue icing highlights in my hair from last night’s frosting free-for-all.
Raising money for deserving organizations was the real reason I’d gotten into event planning. Thanks to Mom, I knew the basics of the business. When I’d been at the university, I’d help coordinate a couple of fund-raisers for the library that had gone well. The mayor’s surprise wedding, although under the guise of a fund-raiser, would bring in a bundle for a cause dear to my heart. Since my mother had developed Alzheimer’s, I’d done a lot of research on this debilitating disease, which I’d quickly learned was the sixth-leading cause of death in the US. Tears sprang to my eyes as I pushed thoughts of my mother’s grim future from my mind.
“Are you all right, Pres?” Delicia asked, looking up at me.
I wiped my eyes. “Of course. It’s just this fog. . . .”
“Listen, Pres,” Delicia said, patting my
arm. “You’ve hit the big time. You’ve snagged a superimportant shindig at a celebrated city landmark. Imagine! Presley Parker hosting Mayor Green’s wedding on the Rock!”
“More like a carnival, don’t you think?” I mumbled. The guests had been asked to come in costume, dressed as their favorite criminals or crime fighters. Not my idea—the mayor’s. “And a decaying prison isn’t exactly the most elegant setting for a wedding. It’s Andi Sax who gets all the glam gigs at places like the de Young Museum and the Palace of Fine Arts.”
Until the mayor’s wedding, Andrea Sax, San Francisco’s premiere party planner, was the go-to girl for all the best events—grand openings of prestigious restaurants, inaugurations of political figures, gala fund-raisers for significant foundations. No wonder. She’d long been established in the city and owned her own party supply store. That’s why I’d been so surprised when the mayor’s administrative assistant called and offered me this job. The event would be impressive enough to garner a lot of publicity, thereby bringing in more gigs—and more money. But I couldn’t help wondering why they hadn’t used Andi again, and I was certain I’d somehow gotten the job by default.
“Well, bottom line—you need the money,” Delicia said, as if reading my thoughts. “Especially now that your mom has to have full-time care.”
“You’re right about that.” I’d had to give up my over-priced Victorian flat in the Marina District and move to cheap former naval housing on Treasure Island so I could afford her care facility in the city. Luckily TI, situated halfway between San Francisco and Oakland, was only a bridge-length away.
Delicia reached up and picked something off my bangs. “Just a little blue frosting on your hair . . . although it does bring out your green eyes.”