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by Piet Hein


  Man’s a kind

  of Missing Link,

  fondly thinking

  he can think.

  THE ROAD TO WISDOM

  The road to wisdom?—Well, it’s plain

  and simple to express:

  Err

  and err

  and err again

  but less

  and less

  and less.

  THAT IS THE QUESTION

  Hamlet Anno Domini.

  Co-existence

  or no existence.

  BRIDGE OR TUNNEL?

  Channel project.

  A tunnel would be possible,

  a bridge would also do,

  but wouldn’t it be better to

  amalgamate the two?

  Let bridge and tunnel undulate

  in waves from shore to shore,

  keeping green the memories

  of those who went before

  LOSING FACE

  The noble art of losing face

  may one day save the human race

  and turn into eternal merit

  what weaker minds would call disgrace.

  A PSYCHOLOGICAL TIP

  Whenever you’re called on to make up your mind,

  and you’re hampered by not having any,

  the best way to solve the dilemma, you’ll find.

  is simply by spinning a penny.

  No—not so that chance shall decide the affair

  while you’re passively standing there moping;

  but the moment the penny is up in the air,

  you suddenly know what you’re hoping.

  MORE HASTE

  Inscription for a monument at the crossroads.

  Here lies, extinguished in his prime,

  a victim of modernity:

  but yesterday he hadn’t time—

  and now he has eternity.

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  A WORD TO THE WISE

  let the world pass in its time-ridden race:

  never get caught in its snare.

  Remember, the only acceptable case

  for being in any particular place

  is having no business there.

  MEETING THE EYE

  You’ll probably find

  that it suits your book

  to be a bit cleverer

  than you look.

  Observe that the easiest

  method by far

  is to look a bit stupider

  than you are.

  IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

  A poet should be of the

  old-fashioned meaningless brand:

  obscure, esoteric, symbolic,—

  the critics demand it;

  so if there’s a poem of mine

  that you do understand

  I’ll gladly explain what it means

  till you don’t understand it.

  THE CASE FOR OBSCURITY

  On Thoughts and Words I.

  If no thought

  your mind does visit.

  make your speech

  not too explicit.

  LEST FOOLS SHOULD FAIL

  True wisdom knows

  it must comprise

  some nonsense

  as a compromise.

  lest fools should fail

  to find it wise.

  GROOK ON LONG-WINDED AUTHORS

  Long-winded writers I abhor,

  and glib. prolific chatters;

  give me the ones who tear and gnaw

  their hair and pens to tatters:

  who find their writing such a chore

  they only write what matters.

  OUT OF TIME

  A holiday thought.

  My old clock used to tell the time

  and subdivide diurnity;

  but now it’s lost both hands and chime

  and only tells eternity.

  AN ODE TO MODESTY

  Talking of successful rackets

  modesty deserves a mention.

  Exclamation marks in brackets

  never fail to draw attention.

  THE CURE FOR EXHAUSTION

  Sometimes, exhausted

  with toil and endeavour,

  I wish I could sleep

  for ever and ever;

  but then this reflection

  my longing allays:

  I shall be doing it

  one of these days.

  I’D LIKE—

  I’d like to know

  what this whole show

  is all about

  before it’s out.

  A MAXIM FOR VIKINGS

  Here is a fact

  that should help you to fight

  a bit longer:

  Things that don’t act-

  ually kill you outright

  make you stronger.

  MAKING SENSE

  Life makes sense

  and who could doubt it,

  if we have

  no doubt about it.

  A MOMENT’S THOUGHT

  As eternity

  is reckoned

  there’s lifetime

  in a second.

  LIVING IS—

  Living is

  a thing you do

  now or never

  which do you?

  Index of Titles

  A Maxim for Vikings

  A Moment’s Thought

  A Psychological Tip

  A Toast

  A Word to the Wise

  An Ethical Grook

  An Ode to Modesty

  Ars Brevis

  Atomyriades

  Bridge or Tunnel?

  Circumscripture

  Consolation Grook

  Defence Wanted

  Dream Interpretation

  Experts

  Foretaste With Aftertaste

  Getting Down to Fundamentals

  Grook on Long-Winded Authors

  Grook to Stimulate Gratitude

  Hint and Suggestion

  If You Know What I Mean

  I’d Like—

  Lest Fools Should Fail

  Lilac Time

  Living Is—

  Losing Face

  Majority Rule

  Making Sense

  Mankind

  Meeting the Eye

  Missing Link

  More Haste

  My Faith in Doctors

  Naive—

  Omniscience

  On Problems

  Our Noblest Achievement

  Out of Time

  Past Pluperfect

  Prayer

  Problems

  Road Sense

  Simply Assisting God

  Social Mechanism

  T. T. T.

  That Is the Question

  The Case for Obscurity

  The Cure for Exhaustion

  The Double-Door Effect

  The Eternal Twins

  The Miracle of Spring

  The Road to Wisdom

  The True Defence

  Index of First Lines

  A poet should be of the old-fashioned meaningless brand

  A tunnel would be possible

  As eternity is reckoned

  As Pastor X steps out of bed

  As things so very often are

  Co-existence

  Corinna’s scanty evening dress

  Double-doors are justified

  Everything’s either

  Experts have

  God save us, now they’re murdering

  Here is a fact

  Here lies, extinguished in his prime

  His party was the Brotherhood of Brothers

  I am a humble artist

  I’d like to know

  I see

  If no thought

  In International Consequences

  It will steadily shrink

  Knowing what

  Let the world pass in its time-ridden race

  Life makes sense

  Living is

  Long-winded writers I abhor

  Losing on
e glove

  Man’s a kind

  Men, said the Devil

  My faith in doctors

  My old clock used to tell the time

  Naive you are

  Nature

  Our choicest plans

  Problems worthy

  Put up in a place

  Sometimes

  Sun that givest all things birth

  Taking fun

  Talking of successful rackets

  The human spirit sublimates

  The lilacs are flowering, sweet and sublime

  The noble art of losing face

  The only defence

  The past,—well, it’s just like

  The road to wisdom?—Well, it’s plain

  The soul may be a mere pretence

  There is one art

  True wisdom knows

  We glibly talk

  We must expect posterity

  When people always

  Whenever you’re called on to make up your mind

  You’ll probably find

 

 

 


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