THE PHANTOM COACH: Collected Ghost Stories

by Amelia B. Edwards

  ‘Mr John Dwerrihouse, I think?’

  ‘That is my name,’ he replied.

  ‘I had the pleasure of meeting you at Dumbleton about three years ago.’

  Mr Dwerrihouse bowed.

  ‘I thought I knew your face,’ he said. ‘But your name, I regret to say——’

  ‘Langford—William Langford. I have known Jonathan Jelf since we were boys together at Merchant Taylor’s, and I generally spend a few weeks at Dumbleton in the shooting season. I suppose we are bound for the same destination?’

  ‘Not if you are on your way to the Manor,’ he replied. ‘I am travelling upon business—rather troublesome business, too—whilst you, doubtless, have only pleasure in view.’

  ‘Just so. I am in the habit of looking forward to this visit as to the brightest three weeks in all the year.’

  ‘It is a pleasant house,’ said Mr Dwerrihouse.

  ‘The pleasantest I know.’

  ‘And Jelf is thoroughly hospitable.’

  ‘The best and kindest fellow in the world!’

  ‘They have invited me to spend Christmas week with them,’ pursued Mr Dwerrihouse, after a moment’s pause.

  ‘And you are coming?’

  ‘I cannot tell. It must depend on the issue of this business which I have in hand. You have heard, perhaps, that we are about to construct a branch line from Blackwater to Stockbridge.’

  I explained that I had been for some months away from England, and had therefore heard nothing of the contemplated improvement.

  Mr Dwerrihouse smiled complacently.

  ‘It will be an improvement,’ he said; ‘a great improvement. Stockbridge is a flourishing town, and only needs a more direct railway communication with the metropolis to become an important centre of commerce. This branch was my own idea. I brought the project before the board, and have myself superintended the execution of it up to the present time.’

  ‘You are an East Anglian director, I presume?’

  ‘My interest in the company,’ replied Mr Dwerrihouse, ‘is threefold. I am a director; I am a considerable shareholder; and, as head of the firm of Dwerrihouse, Dwerrihouse, and Craik, I am the company’s principal solicitor.’

  Loquacious, self-important, full of his pet project, and apparently unable to talk on any other subject, Mr Dwerrihouse then went on to tell of the opposition he had encountered and the obstacles he had overcome in the cause of the Stockbridge branch. I was entertained with a multitude of local details and local grievances. The rapacity of one squire; the impracticability of another; the indignation of the rector whose glebe was threatened; the culpable indifference of the Stockbridge townspeople, who could not be brought to see that their most vital interests hinged upon a junction with the Great East Anglian line; the spite of the local newspaper; and the unheard-of difficulties attending the Common question, were each and all laid before me with a circumstantiality that possessed the deepest interest for my excellent fellow-traveller, but none whatever for myself. From these, to my despair, he went on to more intricate matters; to the approximate expenses of construction per mile; to the estimates sent in by different contractors; to the probable traffic returns of the new line; to the provisional clauses of the new Act as enumerated in Schedule D of the company’s last half-yearly report; and so on, and on, and on till my head ached, and my attention flagged, and my eyes kept closing in spite of every effort that I made to keep them open. At length I was roused by these words:

  ‘Seventy-five thousand pounds, cash down.’

  ‘Seventy-five thousand pounds, cash down,’ I repeated, in the liveliest tone I could assume. ‘That is a heavy sum.’

  ‘A heavy sum to carry here,’ replied Mr Dwerrihouse, pointing significantly to his breast-pocket; ‘but a mere fraction of what we shall ultimately have to pay.’

  ‘You do not mean to say that you have seventy-five thousand pounds at this moment upon your person?’ I exclaimed.

  ‘My good sir, have I not been telling you so for the last half-hour?’ said Mr Dwerrihouse, testily. ‘That money has to be paid over at half-past eight o’clock this evening, at the office of Sir Thomas’s solicitors, on completion of the deed of sale.’

  ‘But how will you get across by night from Blackwater to Stockbridge with seventy-five thousand pounds in your pocket?’

  ‘To Stockbridge!’ echoed the lawyer. ‘I find I have made myself very imperfectly understood. I thought I had explained how this sum carries our new line only as far as Mallingford—this first stage, as it were, of our journey—and how our route from Blackwater to Mallingford lies entirely through Sir Thomas Liddell’s property.’

  ‘I beg your pardon,’ I stammered. ‘I fear my thoughts were wandering. So you only go as far as Mallingford tonight?’

  ‘Precisely. I shall get a conveyance from The Blackwater Arms. And you?’

  ‘Oh, Jelf sends a trap to meet me at Clayborough. Can I be the bearer of any message from you?’

  ‘You may say if you please, Mr Langford, that I wished I could have been your companion all the way, and that I will come over if possible before Christmas.’

  ‘Nothing more?’

  Mr Dwerrihouse smiled grimly.

  ‘Well,’ he said, ‘you may tell my cousin that she need not burn the Hall down in my honour this time, and that I shall be obliged if she will order the blue room chimney to be swept before I arrive.’

  ‘That sounds tragic. Had you a conflagration on the occasion of your last visit to Dumbleton?’

  ‘Something like it. There had been no fire lighted in my bedroom since the spring, the flue was foul, and the rooks had built in it; so when I went up to dress for dinner, I found the room full of smoke, and the chimney on fire. Are we already at Blackwater?’

  The train had gradually come to a pause while Mr Dwerrihouse was speaking, and on putting my head out of the window, I could see the station some few hundred yards ahead. There was another train before us blocking the way, and the ticket-taker was making use of the delay to collect the Blackwater tickets. I had scarcely ascertained our position, when the ruddy-faced official appeared at our carriage door.

  ‘Ticket, sir!’ said he.

  ‘I am for Clayborough,’ I replied, holding out the tiny pink card.

  He took it; glanced at it by the light of his little lantern; gave it back; looked, as I fancied, somewhat sharply at my fellow-traveller, and disappeared.

  ‘He did not ask for yours,’ I said with some surprise.

  ‘They never do,’ replied Mr Dwerrihouse. ‘They all know me; and of course, I travel free.’

  ‘Blackwater! Blackwater!’ cried the porter, running along the platform beside us, as we glided into the station.

  Mr Dwerrihouse pulled out his deed-box, put his travelling-cap in his pocket, resumed his hat, took down his umbrella, and prepared to be gone.

  ‘Many thanks, Mr Langford, for your society,’ he said, with old-fashioned courtesy. ‘I wish you a good evening.’

  ‘Good evening,’ I replied, putting out my hand.

  But he either did not see it, or did not choose to see it, and, slightly lifting his hat, stepped out upon the platform. Having done this, he moved slowly away, and mingled with the departing crowd.

  Leaning forward to watch him out of sight, I trod upon something which proved to be a cigar-case. It had fallen, no doubt, from the pocket of his waterproof coat, and was made of dark morocco leather, with a silver monogram upon the side. I sprang out of the carriage just as the guard came up to lock me in.

  ‘Is there one minute to spare?’ I asked eagerly. ‘The gentleman who travelled down with me from town has dropped his cigar-case—he is not yet out of the station!’

  ‘Just a minute and a half, sir,’ replied the guard. ‘You must be quick!’

  I dashed along the platform as fast as my feet could carry me. It was a large station, and Mr Dwerrihouse had by this time got more than halfway to the further end.

  I, however, saw him distinctly, movi
ng slowly with the stream. Then, as I drew nearer, I saw that he had met some friend—that they were talking as they walked—that they presently fell back somewhat from the crowd, and stood aside in earnest conversation. I made straight for the spot where they were waiting. There was a vivid gas-jet just above their heads, and the light fell full upon their faces. I saw both distinctly—the face of Mr Dwerrihouse and the face of his companion. Running, breathless, eager as I was, getting in the way of porters and passengers, and fearful every instant lest I should see the train going on without me, I yet observed that the newcomer was considerably younger and shorter than the director, that he was sandy-haired, mustachioed, small-featured, and dressed in a close-cut suit of Scotch tweed. I was now within a few yards of them. I ran against a stout gentleman—I was nearly knocked down by a luggage-truck—I stumbled over a carpet-bag—I gained the spot just as the driver’s whistle warned me to return.

  To my utter stupefaction they were no longer there. I had seen them but two seconds before—and they were gone! I stood still. I looked to right and left. I saw no sign of them in any direction. It was as if the platform had gaped and swallowed them.

  ‘There were two gentlemen standing here a moment ago,’ I said to a porter at my elbow; ‘which way can they have gone?’

  ‘I saw no gentlemen, sir,’ replied the man.

  The whistle shrilled out again. The guard, far up the platform, held up his arm, and shouted to me to ‘Come on!’

  ‘If you’re going on by this train, sir,’ said the porter, ‘you must run for it.’

  I did run for it—just gained the carriage as the train began to move—was shoved in by the guard, and left breathless and bewildered, with Mr Dwerrihouse’s cigar-case still in my hand.

  It was the strangest disappearance in the world. It was like a transformation trick in a pantomime. They were there one moment—palpably there—talking—with the gaslight full upon their faces; and the next moment they were gone. There was no door near—no window—no staircase. It was a mere slip of barren platform, tapestried with big advertisements. Could anything be more mysterious?

  It was not worth thinking about; and yet, for my life, I could not help pondering upon it—pondering, wondering, conjecturing, turning it over and over in my mind, and beating my brains for a solution of the enigma. I thought of it all the way from Blackwater to Clayborough. I thought of it all the way from Clayborough to Dumbleton, as I rattled along the smooth highway in a trim dog cart drawn by a splendid black mare, and driven by the silentest and dapperest of East Anglian grooms.

  We did the nine miles in something less than an hour, and pulled up before the lodge-gates just as the church clock was striking half-past seven. A couple of minutes more, and the warm glow of the lighted hall was flooding out upon the gravel; a hearty grasp was on my hand; and a clear jovial voice was bidding me ‘Welcome to Dumbleton.’

  ‘And now, my dear fellow,’ said my host, when the first greeting was over, ‘you have no time to spare. We dine at eight, and there are people coming to meet you; so you must just get the dressing business over as quickly as may be. By-the-way, you will meet some acquaintances. The Biddulphs are coming, and Prendergast (Prendergast, of the Skirmishers) is staying in the house. Adieu! Mrs Jelf will be expecting you in the drawing-room.

  I was ushered to my room—not the blue room, of which Mr Dwerrihouse had made disagreeable experience, but a pretty little bachelor’s chamber, hung with a delicate chintz, and made cheerful by a blazing fire. I unlocked my portmanteau. I tried to be expeditious; but the memory of my railway adventure haunted me. I could not get free of it. I could not shake it off. It impeded me—it worried me—it tripped me up—it caused me to mislay my studs—to mistie my cravat—to wrench the buttons off my gloves. Worst of all, it made me so late that the party had all assembled before I reached the drawing-room. I had scarcely paid my respects to Mrs Jelf when dinner was announced, and we paired off, some eight or ten couples strong, into the dining-room.

  I am not going to describe either the guests or the dinner. All provincial parties bear the strictest family resemblance, and I am not aware that an East Anglian banquet offers any exception to the rule. There was the usual country baronet and his wife; there were the usual country parsons and their wives; there was the sempiternal turkey and haunch of venison. Vanitas vanitatum. There is nothing new under the sun.

  I was placed about midway down the table. I had taken one rector’s wife down to dinner, and I had another at my left hand. They talked across me, and their talk was about babies. It was dreadfully dull. At length there came a pause. The entrées had just been removed, and the turkey had come upon the scene. The conversation had all along been of the languidest, but at this moment it happened to have stagnated altogether. Jelf was carving the turkey. Mrs Jelf looked as if she was trying to think of something to say. Everybody else was silent. Moved by an unlucky impulse, I thought I would relate my adventure.

  ‘By-the-way, Jelf,’ I began, ‘I came down part of the way today with a friend of yours.’

  ‘Indeed!’ said the master of the feast, slicing scientifically into the breast of the turkey. ‘With whom, pray?’

  ‘With one who bade me tell you that he should, if possible, pay you a visit before Christmas.’

  ‘I cannot think who that could be,’ said my friend, smiling.

  ‘It must be Major Thorp,’ suggested Mrs Jelf.

  I shook my head.

  ‘It was not Major Thorp,’ I replied. ‘It was a near relation of your own, Mrs Jelf.’

  ‘Then I am more puzzled than ever,’ replied my hostess. ‘Pray tell me who it was.’

  ‘It was no less a person than your cousin, Mr John Dwerrihouse.’

  Jonathan Jelf laid down his knife and fork. Mrs Jelf looked at me in a strange, startled way, and said never a word.

  ‘And he desired me to tell you, my dear madam, that you need not take the trouble to burn the Hall down in his honour this time; but only to have the chimney of the blue room swept before his arrival.’

  Before I had reached the end of my sentence, I became aware of something ominous in the faces of the guests. I felt I had said something which I had better have left unsaid, and that for some unexplained reason my words had evoked a general consternation. I sat confounded, not daring to utter another syllable, and for at least two whole minutes there was dead silence round the table.

  Then Captain Prendergast came to the rescue.

  ‘You have been abroad for some months, have you not, Mr Langford?’ he said, with the desperation of one who flings himself into the breach. ‘I heard you had been to Russia. Surely you have something to tell us of the state and temper of the country after the war?’

  I was heartily grateful to the gallant Skirmisher for this diversion in my favour. I answered him, I fear, somewhat lamely; but he kept the conversation up, and presently one or two others joined in, and so the difficulty, whatever it might have been, was bridged over. Bridged over, but not repaired. A something, an awkwardness, a visible constraint remained. The guests hitherto had been simply dull; but now they were evidently uncomfortable and embarrassed.

  The dessert had scarcely been placed upon the table when the ladies left the room. I seized the opportunity to drop into a vacant chair next to Captain Prendergast.

  ‘In heaven’s name,’ I whispered, ‘what was the matter just now? What had I said?’

  ‘You mentioned the name of John Dwerrihouse.’

  ‘What of that? I had seen him not two hours before.’

  ‘It is a most astounding circumstance that you should have seen him,’ said Captain Prendergast. ‘Are you sure it was he?’

  ‘As sure as of my own identity. We were talking all the way between London and Blackwater. But why does that surprise you?’

  ‘Because,’ replied Captain Prendergast, dropping his voice to the lowest whisper—‘because John Dwerrihouse absconded three months ago, with seventy-five thousand pounds of the company’s money,
and has never been heard of since.’

  II

  John Dwerrihouse had absconded three months ago—and I had seen him only a few hours back. John Dwerrihouse had embezzled seventy-five thousand pounds of the company’s money—yet told me that he carried that sum upon his person. Were ever facts so strangely incongruous, so difficult to reconcile? How should he have ventured again into the light of day? How dared he show himself along the line? Above all, what had he been doing throughout those mysterious three months of disappearance?

  Perplexing questions these. Questions which at once suggested themselves to the minds of all concerned, but which admitted of no easy solution. I could find no reply to them. Captain Prendergast had not even a suggestion to offer. Jonathan Jelf, who seized the first opportunity of drawing me aside and learning all that I had to tell, was more amazed and bewildered than either of us. He came to my room that night when all the guests were gone, and we talked the thing over from every point of view—without, it must be confessed, arriving at any kind of conclusion.

  ‘I do not ask you,’ he said, ‘whether you can have mistaken your man. That is impossible.’

  ‘As impossible as that I should mistake some stranger for yourself.’

  ‘It is not a question of looks or voice, but of facts. That he should have alluded to the fire in the blue room is proof enough of John Dwerrihouse’s identity. How did he look?’

  ‘Older, I thought. Considerably older, paler, and more anxious.’

  ‘He has had enough to make him look anxious, anyhow,’ said my friend, gloomily; ‘be he innocent or guilty.’

  ‘I am inclined to believe he is innocent,’ I replied. ‘He showed no embarrassment when I addressed him, and no uneasiness when the guard came round. His conversation was open to a fault. I might almost say that he talked too freely of the business which he had in hand.’