Everybody Dies (Matthew Scudder)

by Lawrence Block

  “So they saw the rightness of my position,” Chilton Purvis said. “And quite proper, too! I went where I was supposed to go, I did what I was supposed to do. Did I leave the mon alive? No. Did I leave a trail? No. How am I supposed to know there is another mon? Nobody tells me. There is one mon in the restaurant who fits the description. I do my job. I put him down. And they do not wish to pay me?”

  “But you’re going to get paid,” I said.

  “Yes! And that is excellent news, the most excellent news. Give me the money and we will smoke some herb, if that is to your liking. But the money, before anything else.”

  “First you’ll have to tell me who hired you.”

  He looked at me, and it was like what Elaine said about Michael Moriarty. You could see him think.

  “If you do not know,” he began, and stopped, and thought some more.

  “They wouldn’t pay you,” I said. “But I will.”

  “You are the mon.”

  “I’m not the police, if that’s what you mean.”

  “I know you are not the police,” he said, as if that much was obvious. For the longest time people looked at me and knew I was a policeman. Now this one looked at me and knew I was not. “You,” he said, “are the mon I was supposed to kill.” His smile was sudden, and very wide. “And now you bring me money!”

  “The world is a curious place.”

  “The world is strange, mon, and every day more strange. You pay me the money to point my finger at the mon who paid me to kill you. I say that is very strange!”

  “But it’s not a bad deal,” I said. “You get your money.”

  “Then I would say it is a good deal. A fine deal.”

  “Just tell me who hired you,” I said, “and where I can find him, and you’ll get paid.”

  “You have brought the money?”

  “I’ve brought the money.”

  “Ah,” he said. “I can give you this mon’s name. Would that be good?”

  “Yes.”

  “I wrote it down,” he said. “On a slip of paper, along with his address. You want that as well? His address?”

  “That would be useful.”

  “Also a phone number. Just let me see where I put that slip of paper.” He fumbled in the topmost milk crate alongside the bed, his back to me, then spun around suddenly, a gun in his hand. The first two shots he snapped off went wide but the third and fourth hit me, one in the center of the chest, the other a few inches below and to the right.

  I’d had my jacket unzipped, and I guess I must have sensed something, because I had my gun in my hand by the time he started shooting and I was squeezing the trigger and returning fire about the same time I got hit. I was wearing the Kevlar vest, of course, and its manufacturer would have been proud of it. The slugs didn’t penetrate. This is not to say they bounced off like spitballs off an elephant. The effect was like getting punched with considerable force by someone with tiny hands. It didn’t feel good, but knowing that it had worked, that the vest had stopped the bullets, felt wonderful.

  He wasn’t wearing a vest. I fired twice and both bullets went home, one high on the right side of his chest, the other in the solar plexus two inches north of his navel. He threw up his hands when the bullets hit him and the gun went flying. He staggered, doing the little dance they do when they score a touchdown, and then his feet went out from under him and he sat down hard.

  “You shot me,” he said.

  I caught my breath and went over and knelt next to him. “You shot me,” I said.

  “It did me no good. Bulletproof vest, yes? A .22 will not penetrate. Head shots! That is what one must have. But when you are forced to hurry your shot . . .”

  “Why shoot me in the first place?”

  “But that was my job!” He might have been explaining it to a child. “I try, I fail. Not my fault, but still. Then you come in my door and I have another chance. If I kill you they will pay me my two thousand dollars!”

  “But I was going to give you the two thousand.”

  “Be serious, mon. How I know you will give me the money? All I got to do is shoot you. That way I make sure. I take the money off your corpse, and I collect the money that they owe me.” He winced as pain gripped him, and blood seeped from his wounds. “Besides, you think I know their names? You hire a killer, you do not tell him your name. Not unless you are a crazy mon!”

  “And you didn’t have a phone number for them?”

  “What you think?” He winced again and his eyes rolled. “I’m shot bad, mon. You got to get me to a hospital.”

  I got the sketches from my wallet, unfolded them, showed him the one of the slugger. “Take a look,” I said. “Have you seen this man before? Is he one of them?”

  “Yes, he is one. Him I know, but not his name. Now you must get me to the hospital.”

  I wondered if he’d even looked at the sketch. I showed him the other one. “And this man?”

  “Yes! Him too! Both of them, they are the men who hired me, said come shoot this mon when we tell you.”

  “You’re useless,” I told him. “If I showed you a hundred-dollar bill you’d swear Ben Franklin hired you.”

  I put the sketches away. He said, “I am hurting bad, mon. Now you take me to the hospital?”

  I looked at him for a moment, and then I got to my feet. “No,” I said.

  “No! What are you telling me, mon?”

  “You son of a bitch,” I said. “You just tried to kill me and now you expect me to save your life? You killed a friend of mine, you son of a bitch.”

  “What are you going to do with me?”

  “I’m going to leave you here in your blood.”

  “But I will die!”

  “Good,” I said. “You can be on the list.”

  “You would leave me to die?”

  “Why not?”

  “Fuck you, mon! You hear what I’m saying to you? Fuck your mother and fuck you!”

  “Well, fuck you too.”

  “Fuck you! I hope you die!”

  “Everybody dies,” I said. “So fuck you.”

  I turned at a sound. Like a cough, but not a cough.

  TJ was down, his back against the wall. His skin was gray, his face twisted in pain. He had both hands pressed to his left thigh, and blood, nearly black in that light, seeped between his splayed fingers.

  “Direct pressure on the wound,” I said. I’d torn the pocket off my shirt, and now I placed his fingers on the wad I’d made of it. “Can you hold it there good and tight?”

  “Think so.”

  “You’re not gushing blood,” I said. “It didn’t hit an artery. How do you feel?”

  “Hurts.”

  “Try to hang on,” I said. “Try to keep pressure on the wound.”

  “’Kay.”

  I took a quick tour around the room, running the sleeve of my jacket over any surfaces where we might have left prints. It didn’t seem to me we’d touched anything. The squalid little room didn’t invite touching.

  Chilton Purvis lay where he’d fallen. There was a pink froth bubbling out of the corner of his mouth, and I guessed that one bullet had hit a lung. His eyes stared accusingly at me and his lips worked but no words got past them.

  His gun had caromed off a wall and landed on top of his mattress. I thought, That’s the gun that killed Jim. But of course it wasn’t, he’d dropped that one at the scene. I left this one where it lay, left the little portable radio playing reggae, left everything where it was, including Chilton Purvis. I knelt down, got one hand under TJ’s legs and the other beneath the small of his back, and got him up over my shoulder in a fireman’s carry.

  “Keep the pressure on the wound,” I said.

  “We goin’?”

  “Unless you like it here.”

  ‘We just leavin’ him?”

  “One’s all I can carry,” I said.

  I made it down the stairs and onto the street. Light still showed under the doors of some of the other apartm
ents, but none of the doors flew open, and no one rushed out to see what all the shooting was about. I guess you learn to keep a damper on your curiosity when you’re living in an abandoned building.

  We weren’t going to find a cab cruising on Tapscott Street. I headed for East New York Avenue, a block and a half away, but at the corner of Sutter I caught sight of a gypsy cab and hollered at it.

  The car was an old Ford, the driver a Bangladeshi. TJ was at my side when the cab pulled up to us, keeping all his weight on the uninjured leg, maintaining pressure on the wound. I had an arm around him to steady him as I reached for the cab door with the other hand.

  “What is the matter with that man?” the driver demanded. “Is he sick?”

  “I have to get him to a doctor,” I said, and lifted TJ into the back seat and crawled in after him. “I want to go to Manhattan, to Fifty-seventh Street and Ninth Avenue. The best way to go—”

  “But look at him! He is injured. Look! He is bleeding!”

  “Yes, and you’re wasting time.”

  “This is impossible,” he said. “I cannot have this man bleeding in my cab. It will stain the upholstery. It is impossible.”

  “I’ll give you a hundred dollars to drive us to Manhattan,” I said. I showed him the gun. “Or I’ll shoot you in the head and drive us there myself. You decide.”

  I guess he believed I’d do it, and for all I know he was right. He put the car in gear and pulled away from the curb. I told him to take the Manhattan Bridge.

  We were on Flatbush Avenue crossing Atlantic when he said, “How did he hurt himself, your friend?”

  “He cut himself shaving.”

  “I think he was shot, yes?”

  “And if he was?”

  “He should be in a hospital.”

  “That’s where we’re going.”

  “There is a hospital there?”

  Roosevelt is at Tenth and Fifty-eighth, but that wasn’t where we were going. “A private hospital,” I said.

  “Sir, there are hospitals in Brooklyn. There is Methodist Hospital quite near here, there is Brooklyn Jewish.”

  “Just go where I said.”

  “Yes, sir. Sir, you will try to keep the blood to a minimum? The cab is my wife’s brother’s, it does not belong to me.”

  I got out a hundred-dollar bill and passed it to him. “Just so you know you’re getting this,” I said.

  “Oh, thank you, sir. Some people, they say they will pay extra, you know, and then they do not. Thank you, sir.”

  “If there is any blood on the seat, that should pay for cleaning it.”

  “Most certainly, sir.”

  I had my fingers on top of TJ’s and kept pressure on the wound. I felt his grip slacken as I took over. He was in shock, and that can be as dangerous as the wound itself. I tried to remember what you did for shock victims. Elevate the feet, I seemed to recall, and keep the patient warm. I didn’t see how I could manage either of those things for the time being.

  The driver was right, he belonged in a hospital, and I wondered if I had the right to keep him away from them. Bellevue was probably tops for gunshot trauma, and we were on the bridge approach now. Easy enough to redirect the driver to First Avenue and Twenty-fifth.

  For that matter, Roosevelt’s ER was first-rate, and closer to home. And I could delay the decision until we got uptown.

  I managed to delay it all the way to the Parc Vendôme. When the cab pulled up in front of our entrance I gave him a second $100. “This is so you can forget all about us,” I told him.

  “You are very generous, sir. I assure you, I have no memory at all. Can I help you with your friend?”

  “I’ve got him. Just hold the door.”

  “Certainly. And sir?” I turned. “My card. Call me anytime, any hour, day or night. Anytime, sir!”

  The doctor was a spare, trim gentleman with perfect posture. His hair and mustache were white but his eyebrows were still dark. He came out of the bedroom carrying his disposable Pliofilm gloves and some other sickroom debris, and Elaine pointed him to a wastebasket.

  “Wait now,” he said, and fished around in the basket. He straightened up, holding a chunk of lead between his thumb and forefinger. “The young man may want this,” he said. “For a souvenir.”

  Elaine took it, weighed it on her palm. “It’s not very big,” she said.

  “No, and he can be grateful for that. A larger bullet would have done more damage. If you’re going to get shot, always go for small caliber and low muzzle velocity. A BB from an air rifle would be best, but they always seem to find their way into children’s eyes.”

  Elaine had known whom to call, as I’d guessed she would. What we needed was a doctor who wouldn’t insist on moving TJ to a hospital, a doctor prepared to ignore the regulation requiring him to report all gunshot wounds to the authorities. I knew that Mick had a tame physician, if he was still alive since he patched up Tom Heaney a few years back, and if a few more years on the booze had left him with hands still capable of keeping a grip on his forceps and scalpel. But Mick’s doctor was upstate. I needed somebody here in the city.

  Elaine had called Dr. Jerome Froelich, who I gathered had performed more than his share of abortions in the pre­Roe v. Wade days, even as he’d written more than his share of morphine and Dexedrine prescriptions. It was around two in the morning when she called him, and he grumbled but he came.

  She asked him how bad it was.

  “He’s resting comfortably,” he said. “I sedated him and dressed the wound. He probably ought to be in a hospital. On the other hand, maybe he’s lucky he’s not. He’s lost some blood, and they’d most likely give him a unit or two of whole blood, and you know what? If it was me, I’d just as soon not have some stranger’s blood dripping into my veins, thank you just the same.”

  “Because of HIV?”

  “Because of any number of goddamn things, including ones they can’t test for because nobody knows what they are. I just don’t have a lot of faith in the blood supply these days. Sometimes you’ve got no choice, but if all you are is down a pint or so, I’d rather give the body a chance to make its own. You know what I want you to do?”

  “What?”

  “Go out and get a juicer. Then—”

  “We’ve already got one,” she told him.

  “I’m not talking about citrus, I mean a vegetable juicer. You got one of those?”

  “Yes.”

  “Well, good for you,” he said.

  “We don’t use it much, but—”

  “You should. Things are worth their weight in gold. What you do, buy beets and carrots. Organically grown’s best, but if you haven’t got a source—”

  “I know where I can get them.”

  “Beet juice is a blood builder, but don’t give it to him straight. Mix it half and half with carrot, and prepare it fresh each time before you give it to him. It’s not as quick as a transfusion, but nobody ever got hepatitis from it.”

  “I knew beet juice was supposed to be a blood builder,” she said, “but I don’t know if I would have thought of it. And I never expected to hear it recommended by a doctor.”

  “Most doctors never heard of it, and wouldn’t want to hear of it. But I’m not like most doctors, my dear.”

  “No, you’re not.”

  “Most doctors don’t take care of themselves the way I do. Most doctors don’t look or feel this good at my age. I’m seventy-eight. Assure me I don’t look it.”

  “You know you don’t.”

  “You should see me after I’ve had an uninterrupted night’s sleep. I’m even more gorgeous then. I’m expensive, though, day or night. This is going to cost you two thousand dollars.”

  “All right.”

  “Look at her, she doesn’t bat an eye. It’s a ridiculous price, but here’s something even more ridiculous. If you’d taken the young fellow to a hospital it would have wound up costing you that and more by the time you got out of there.”

  I didn’t ha
ve to hunt for the money. I’d taken it along in case I had to show it to Purvis, and now I counted it out and handed it to Dr. Froelich.

  “Thank you,” he said. “I won’t give you a receipt, and neither will I report it, to the police or to the IRS. The price includes aftercare, incidentally. I’ll drop around sometime late afternoon to check on him and change the dressing. Check his temperature every couple of hours, give him aspirin when he needs it for pain, and call me if his fever spikes. If it does, but I don’t think it will. And don’t forget the beet juice. Beet and carrot, equal parts, all you can get into him. It’s good to see you, Elaine. I’ve often thought of you, wondered what became of you. You’re as beautiful as ever.”

  “More,” I said.

  He cocked his head, looked at her. “You know,” he said, “I believe you’re right.”

  “I don’t know,” I said after he’d left. “Maybe I should have taken him straight to a hospital.”

  “You heard what Jerry said. He’s probably better off here, and drinking beet juice instead of getting a transfusion.”

  “That’s good to know,” I said. “But the thing is I didn’t know it at the time. I could see the bleeding wasn’t too severe, and I didn’t think he was in any immediate danger. If a doctor looked at him and saw that hospitalization was necessary, there’d be time to get him to an ER then.”

  “That makes sense.”

  “Gunshot wounds have to be reported,” I said, “and I didn’t want that. He’s a young black male without a police record, and that’s the sort of distinction you don’t want to give up for no good reason.”

  “I know he’ll be glad he wasn’t hospitalized.”

  “I was probably thinking of myself as well. The slug Froelich took out of him may make a nice souvenir, but if they’d dug it out at Bellevue or Roosevelt or Brooklyn Jewish they wouldn’t have let him keep it. They’d have turned it over to the cops, and a ballistics check might show an interesting matchup.”

  “With the bullets that killed Jim Faber?”

  “No, because he left the gun at the scene. But with a gun found in an apartment in Brooklyn, along with a dead body with a couple of other bullets in it. Bullets from a .38 revolver, and that reminds me. I’m going to have to get rid of this gun.”