Me, Jesus and Adam Ant
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developed the first theory to the world about crop circles. He ruled out absolutely the extraterrestrial origin claiming that the phenomenon was the joke of human beings, to give pictographs in cereal fields, borrowed spaceships.
Over the centuries, many theories were formulated, but still, it remains the most reliable.
Pogrom
97% of male children born between 1830 and 1840 in Swaffham, in the county of Norfolk, fans fire ant with alcohol and matches, large have become fierce Russian Tsars who agreed and supported anti-Semitic pogroms, 2% have burns of some importance, while the remaining 1% lived in fear after reading Kafka.
Gazpacho
Drama in the Single Act
Julio Roberts
"The most delicious gazpacho ever, Ines Dolores Dolores."
"It will be for the strong poison that I added, Paco Frascuelo Frascuelo."
"Because you added the powerful poison gazpacho, Ines Dolores Dolores?"
"To poison, Paco Frascuelo Frascuelo."
"And why avvelanarmi, Ines Dolores Dolores?"
"Did not you read the title, Paco Frascuelo Frascuelo?"
"Gazpacho - Drama in the Single European Act of Julio Roberts, I read this in the title, Ines Dolores Dolores."
"Exactly, drama, comedy, drama. Been perhaps some drama with a happy ending, Paco Frascuelo Frascuelo?"
"Why me, Ines Dolores Dolores?"
"The protagonists are only two of us and I prepare a delicious gazpacho too poisoned to finish, Paco Frascuelo Frascuelo."
"And now what will happen, Ines Dolores Dolores?"
"At any moment you read the word END, Paco Frascuelo Frascuelo." END
"But the powerful poison that didst in gazpacho has not yet taken effect, Ines Dolores Dolores."
"In the meantime pleasing the other gazpacho, Paco Frascuelo Frascuelo?"
"I'd love to, you know I can not resist your delicious gazpacho, Ines Dolores Dolores."
END
Hello boys
On 24 July 1607, the scientist and crooner Franzisco Telemachus Boiron Boiron, developed an interesting theory that the names of music and show orchestras containing the word Boys (like the Beach Boys or as his own orchestra music and entertainment, Franzisco Telemachus Boiron Boiron & The Boys), were appropriate until they are 29 years of age of the members of the orchestra music and entertainment, not appropriate since the age of 30 years of age up to 69, again appropriate since the age of 70 years of age onwards.
Today, this theory is bound to a large consideration in almost all countries of the world.
Shabby chic
This evening, at the club Masonic Illuminati Saxmundham, Suffolk, the way my course to create nice curtains for interiors in shabby chic style, with only the use of expired medicines.
Breath
Drama in the Single Act
Julio Roberts
"Love me, Paquita Conception."
"No, Alvaro Ramiro."
"Why not, Paquita Conception?"
"Because of your breath, Alvaro Ramiro."
"I wash my teeth three times a day, Paquita Conception."
"Obviously not enough, Alvaro Ramiro."
"What else do you want me to do, Paquita Conception?"
"You keep your mouth shut, Alvaro Ramiro."
"If that's what you want, I will, because I love you, Paquita Conception."
"I meant now, Alvaro Ramiro."
"Of course now, Paquita Conception."
"For now I would now, Alvaro Ramiro."
"Of course, now, Paquita Conception."
"Good God, shut up, Alvaro Ramiro!"
"I am silent, Paquita Conception!"
BANG BANG
"You shot me, Paquita Conc .."
BANG BANG
"... Ept ..."
BANG
"... Ion?"
"Yes, I shot you, but I still feel that bad smell, Alvaro Ramiro."
"Look, the neighbors called the lavaspurgo, Paquita Concep ..."
BANG BANG BANG
"... Tion."
END
PeregrinAdvisor
Fatima is OUT. Medjugorje is IN.
Good manners
Drama in the Single Act
Julio Roberts
"I you pass a little 'sauce mentolina, Pepita Anunciacion?"
"Do not forget nothing, Conrado Inocencio?"
"You think I'm forgetting something, Pepita Anunciacion?"
"I'm more than sure, Conrado Inocencio. To ..."
"For ..."
"To do ..."
"To make this stew a stew unforgettable Pepita Anunciacion?"
"No, I mean please, Conrado Inocencio."
"Sure, that careless, please Pepita Anunciacion."
"I you pass a little 'sauce mentolina and please must be in the same sentence, Conrado Inocencio."
"Of course, in the same sentence, Pepita Anunciacion."
"So, Conrado Inocencio?"
"So you pass me a little 'sauce mentolina, Pepita Anunciacion?"
ZAC
"I ... have ... stabbed ... the ... heart ... Pepita Anunciacion?"
"Yes, Conrado Inocencio."
"Because ... I ... have ... stabbed ... the ... heart ... Pepita Anunciacion?"
"To teach you manners, Conrado Inocencio."
"Could you ... take off ... the ... knife ... KOFF KOFF ... the ... heart ... Pepita Anunciacion?"
"For ..."
"For ..."
"To do ..."
"For me to live ... more ... KOFF KOFF ... long ... Pepita Anunciacion?"
ZAC ZAC ZAC
END
The author
JULIO ROBERTS was born in Hollywood on April 18, 1967 to an American father and an Irish mother.
After a childhood lived in cotton wool while still a teenager, he began to write comedies as "Luitpold HEART PRETZEL" and "Lieselotte hysterical."
At 18, after the resounding flop of the comedy "THOUGHTS OF A MUSICIAN OF INDECENT FLICORNO" on the bill in Las Vegas, freaks: smashing the window of a shop Agent Provocateur and, dressed as Elvis, throws on passers-by, using a lace bra with mo 'sling, beach balls representing cyclists in vogue, will be stopped.
Feeling misunderstood, abandoned writing and decided to move to Europe, it is the 1986. Lives in Paris for a year, where does the boy to a famous Maitre Chocolatier, but is discovered to eat chocolates in secret and is forced to leave.
In 1987 he left for London in search of fortune: here is a professional Friseur for famous dogs.
Two years later he meets a showgirl Italian in London on business, he falls madly in love, to the point that he decided to follow in Italy is 1990.
Love Julio again in the inspiration he wrote his last play, "TRAGIC CHRISTMAS WITH THE POOH", then move on to short stories illustrated which are collected in two volumes: PEEKABOO, published in 2007, and published in SHAMPISMO AND REVOLUTION 2008. Meanwhile, gives vent to his passion for drawing devoted first to the "juliorobertizzazione" of famous and not, then the mere illustration related to all the issues and none in particular.
Julio Roberts’ Publications:
https://www.lulu.com/spotlight/julioroberts
Website and Blog:
https://www.julioroberts.com
https://julioroberts.blogspot.it/
Page flick and drawings:
https://www.flickr.com/photos/julioroberts/sets/72157622280942039/
Page flick and comic strips:
https://www.flickr.com/photos/julioroberts/sets/72157625146645381/
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