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So, naturally, she refuses.
'Nadya's Nights: All M.A.D. Here' picks up where the first book left off and dumps Nadya into the biggest mess she's encountered so far.
She knew the world was nearly as violent and pissed off as she was, but Nadya's about to find out that she hasn't seen anything yet...
Samantha Bethany Carter hunts monsters. It's not just her job, it's her life. Her obsession.
A call from her superiors at the Hunters Guild puts her onto the trail of a pair of vampires who've been abducting young women to be stars in a series of rather brutal snuff films. But Sam's gigs are rarely easy or simple, and her desire to exterminate every monster that gets in her way might just make her the star of their next film...
Nadya's Nights: Some British Chick is the prequel DLC story to Nadya's Nights: Road to Vengeance.
Ulbrecht Reinhardt's life changed forever the night he met Nadya Valentina. Left with the lingering remnants of the werewolf virus, he must discover both what he has become as well as what he's capable of. And Ulbrecht may not like what he discovers...
When a young woman in search of her father enlists Ulbrecht to help, the two of them must venture into the unwelcoming depths of Paris's Catacombs. The darkness dwelling within the mega-tomb hungers for fresh blood. But the darkness dwelling within Ulbrecht desires more...
It was supposed to be a fun weekend. Filled with booze, laughs, and sexual hijinks...
But there’s an evil lurking in the old Phillips house. It’s lain dormant for nearly forty years.
It’s slimy. It’s hairy. And it’s hungry.
Private Investigator Nicholas Rampart is asked to assist in a multiple murder case on the small, isolated Fell Island. Arriving on the island, Rampart finds that the island's inhabitants are suspicious of his presence. Even stranger are the murders themselves. Each victim has been found drowned in their beds - far from the shores of the island. The only evidence in the case leads Rampart into the dark heart of Fell Island's mysterious history. But the deeper Rampart digs, the closer he gets to becoming the next victim...
Indy McDaniel is known for more than just his writing ability and genitalia. He is also a semi-regular guest/contributor to THE SLUMGULLION, America's only podcast.
What is a Slumgullion, you ask? According to co-host Scott Clevenger (co-author of the Better Living Through Bad Movies book series), a Slumgullion is a stew made from whatever you have available at the time. According to co-host Jeff Holland (creator of Mike and Ike's All Star Summer Jamboree and the upcoming FROGS-The Musical), it was the only title as weird as his previous show's. Featuring a collection of the smartest, grumpiest people on the planet, every two weeks THE SLUMGULLION will embrace your earholes with pop culture analysis, music, comedy and, most importantly, the Unknown Movie Challenge, in which a film--any genre; any year--is vivisected in full spoiler glory. You never know what you're going to get because they never know what they're going to put into it.
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Indy McDaniel lives in Florida and has been writing stories since he figured out how to scrawl letters into dead trees.
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