Oz, The Complete Collection

by L. Frank Baum

  “We must get back,” exclaimed the Tin Woodman, earnestly; “we must get back as soon as possible!”

  “Turn around!” cried Tip to the Gump; “turn as quickly as you can!”

  “If I do I shall upset,” answered the Gump. “I’m not at all used to flying, and the best plan would be for me to alight in some place, and then I can turn around and take a fresh start.”

  Just then, however, there seemed to be no stopping-place that would answer their purpose. They flew over a village so big that the Wogglebug declared it was a city, and then they came to a range of high mountains with many deep gorges and steep cliffs showing plainly.

  “Now is our chance to stop,” said the boy, finding they were very close to the mountain tops. Then he turned to the Gump and commanded: “Stop at the first level place you see!”

  “Very well,” answered the Gump, and settled down upon a table of rock that stood between two cliffs.

  But not being experienced in such matters, the Gump did not judge his speed correctly; and instead of coming to a stop upon the flat rock he missed it by half the width of his body, breaking off both his right wings against the sharp edge of the rock and then tumbling over and over down the cliff.

  Our friends held on to the sofas as long as they could, but when the Gump caught on a projecting rock the Thing stopped suddenly—bottom side up—and all were immediately dumped out.

  By good fortune they fell only a few feet; for underneath them was a monster nest, built by a colony of Jackdaws in a hollow ledge of rock; so none of them—not even the Pumpkinhead—was injured by the fall. For Jack found his precious head resting on the soft breast of the Scarecrow, which made an excellent cushion; and Tip fell on a mass of leaves and papers, which saved him from injury. The Wogglebug had bumped his round head against the Sawhorse, but without causing him more than a moment’s inconvenience.

  The Tin Woodman was at first much alarmed; but finding he had escaped without even a scratch upon his beautiful nickel-plate he at once regained his accustomed cheerfulness and turned to address his comrades.

  “Our journey has ended rather suddenly,” said he; “and we cannot justly blame our friend the Gump for our accident, because he did the best he could under the circumstances. But how we are ever to escape from this nest I must leave to someone with better brains than I possess.”

  Here he gazed at the Scarecrow; who crawled to the edge of the nest and looked over. Below them was a sheer precipice several hundred feet in depth. Above them was a smooth cliff unbroken save by the point of rock where the wrecked body of the Gump still hung suspended from the end of one of the sofas. There really seemed to be no means of escape, and as they realized their helpless plight the little band of adventurers gave way to their bewilderment.

  “This is a worse prison than the palace,” sadly remarked the Wogglebug.

  “I wish we had stayed there,” moaned Jack.

  “I’m afraid the mountain air isn’t good for pumpkins.”

  “It won’t be when the Jackdaws come back,” growled the Sawhorse, which lay waving its legs in a vain endeavor to get upon its feet again. “Jackdaws are especially fond of pumpkins.”

  “Do you think the birds will come here?” asked Jack, much distressed.

  “Of course they will,” said Tip; “for this is their nest. And there must be hundreds of them,” he continued, “for see what a lot of things they have brought here!”

  Indeed, the nest was half filled with a most curious collection of small articles for which the birds could have no use, but which the thieving Jackdaws had stolen during many years from the homes of men. And as the nest was safely hidden where no human being could reach it, this lost property would never be recovered.

  The Wogglebug, searching among the rubbish—for the Jackdaws stole useless things as well as valuable ones—turned up with his foot a beautiful diamond necklace. This was so greatly admired by the Tin Woodman that the Wogglebug presented it to him with a graceful speech, after which the Woodman hung it around his neck with much pride, rejoicing exceedingly when the big diamonds glittered in the sun’s rays.

  But now they heard a great jabbering and flopping of wings, and as the sound grew nearer to them Tip exclaimed:

  “The Jackdaws are coming! And if they find us here they will surely kill us in their anger.”

  “I was afraid of this!” moaned the Pumpkinhead. “My time has come!”

  “And mine, also!” said the Wogglebug; “for Jackdaws are the greatest enemies of my race.”

  The others were not at all afraid; but the Scarecrow at once decided to save those of the party who were liable to be injured by the angry birds. So he commanded Tip to take off Jack’s head and lie down with it in the bottom of the nest, and when this was done he ordered the Wogglebug to lie beside Tip. Nick Chopper, who knew from past experience just what to do, then took the Scarecrow to pieces (all except his head) and scattered the straw over Tip and the Wogglebug, completely covering their bodies.

  Hardly had this been accomplished when the flock of Jackdaws reached them. Perceiving the intruders in their nest the birds flew down upon them with screams of rage.

  Chapter 19

  Dr. NIKIDIK’S FAMOUS WISHING PILLS

  he Tin Woodman was usually a peaceful man, but when occasion required he could fight as fiercely as a Roman gladiator. So, when the Jackdaws nearly knocked him down in their rush of wings, and their sharp beaks and claws threatened to damage his brilliant plating, the Woodman picked up his axe and made it whirl swiftly around his head.

  But although many were beaten off in this way, the birds were so numerous and so brave that they continued the attack as furiously as before. Some of them pecked at the eyes of the Gump, which hung over the nest in a helpless condition; but the Gump’s eyes were of glass and could not be injured. Others of the Jackdaws rushed at the Sawhorse; but that animal, being still upon his back, kicked out so viciously with his wooden legs that he beat off as many assailants as did the Woodman’s axe.

  Finding themselves thus opposed, the birds fell upon the Scarecrow’s straw, which lay at the center of the nest, covering Tip and the Wogglebug and Jack’s pumpkin head, and began tearing it away and flying off with it, only to let it drop, straw by straw into the great gulf beneath.

  The Scarecrow’s head, noting with dismay this wanton destruction of his interior, cried to the Tin Woodman to save him; and that good friend responded with renewed energy. His axe fairly flashed among the Jackdaws, and fortunately the Gump began wildly waving the two wings remaining on the left side of its body. The flutter of these great wings filled the Jackdaws with terror, and when the Gump by its exertions freed itself from the peg of rock on which it hung, and sank flopping into the nest, the alarm of the birds knew no bounds and they fled screaming over the mountains.

  When the last foe had disappeared, Tip crawled from under the sofas and assisted the Wogglebug to follow him.

  “We are saved!” shouted the boy, delightedly.

  “We are, indeed!” responded the Educated Insect, fairly hugging the stiff head of the Gump in his joy; “and we owe it all to the flopping of the Thing, and the good axe of the Woodman!”

  “If I am saved, get me out of here!” called Jack; whose head was still beneath the sofas; and Tip managed to roll the pumpkin out and place it upon its neck again. He also set the Sawhorse upright, and said to it:

  “We owe you many thanks for the gallant fight you made.”

  “I really think we have escaped very nicely,” remarked the Tin Woodman, in a tone of pride.

  “Not so!” exclaimed a hollow voice.

  At this they all turned in surprise to look at the Scarecrow’s head, which lay at the back of the nest.

  “I am completely ruined!” declared the Scarecrow, as he noted their astonishment. “For where is the straw that stuffs my body?”

  The awful question startled them all. They gazed around the nest with horror, for not a vestige of straw remained. The
Jackdaws had stolen it to the last wisp and flung it all into the chasm that yawned for hundreds of feet beneath the nest.

  “My poor, poor friend!” said the Tin Woodman, taking up the Scarecrow’s head and caressing it tenderly; “whoever could imagine you would come to this untimely end?”

  “I did it to save my friends,” returned the head; “and I am glad that I perished in so noble and unselfish a manner.”

  “But why are you all so despondent?” inquired the Wogglebug. “The Scarecrow’s clothing is still safe.”

  “Yes,” answered the Tin Woodman; “but our friend’s clothes are useless without stuffing.”

  “Why not stuff him with money?” asked Tip.

  “Money!” they all cried, in an amazed chorus.

  “To be sure,” said the boy. “In the bottom of the nest are thousands of dollar bills—and two-dollar bills—and five-dollar bills—and tens, and twenties, and fifties. There are enough of them to stuff a dozen Scarecrows. Why not use the money?”

  The Tin Woodman began to turn over the rubbish with the handle of his axe; and, sure enough, what they had first thought only worthless papers were found to be all bills of various denominations, which the mischievous Jackdaws had for years been engaged in stealing from the villages and cities they visited.

  There was an immense fortune lying in that inaccessible nest; and Tip’s suggestion was, with the Scarecrow’s consent, quickly acted upon.

  They selected all the newest and cleanest bills and assorted them into various piles. The Scarecrow’s left leg and boot were stuffed with five-dollar bills; his right leg was stuffed with ten-dollar bills, and his body so closely filled with fifties, one-hundreds and one-thousands that he could scarcely button his jacket with comfort.

  “You are now,” said the Wogglebug, impressively, when the task had been completed, “the most valuable member of our party; and as you are among faithful friends there is little danger of your being spent.”

  “Thank you,” returned the Scarecrow, gratefully. “I feel like a new man; and although at first glance I might be mistaken for a Safety Deposit Vault, I beg you to remember that my Brains are still composed of the same old material. And these are the possessions that have always made me a person to be depended upon in an emergency.”

  “Well, the emergency is here,” observed Tip; “and unless your brains help us out of it we shall be compelled to pass the remainder of our lives in this nest.”

  “How about these wishing pills?” enquired the Scarecrow, taking the box from his jacket pocket. “Can’t we use them to escape?”

  “Not unless we can count seventeen by twos,” answered the Tin Woodman. “But our friend the Wogglebug claims to be highly educated, so he ought easily to figure out how that can be done.”

  “It isn’t a question of education,” returned the Insect; “it’s merely a question of mathematics. I’ve seen the Professor work lots of sums on the blackboard, and he claimed anything could be done with x’s and y’s and a’s, and such things, by mixing them up with plenty of plusses and minuses and equals, and so forth. But he never said anything, so far as I can remember, about counting up to the odd number of seventeen by the even numbers of twos.”

  “Stop! stop!” cried the Pumpkinhead. “You’re making my head ache.”

  “And mine,” added the Scarecrow. “Your mathematics seem to me very like a bottle of mixed pickles—the more you fish for what you want the less chance you have of getting it. I am certain that if the thing can be accomplished at all, it is in a very simple manner.”

  “Yes,” said Tip; “old Mombi couldn’t use x’s and minuses, for she never went to school.”

  “Why not start counting at a half of one?” asked the Sawhorse, abruptly. “Then anyone can count up to seventeen by twos very easily.”

  They looked at each other in surprise, for the Sawhorse was considered the most stupid of the entire party.

  “You make me quite ashamed of myself,” said the Scarecrow, bowing low to the Sawhorse.

  “Nevertheless, the creature is right,” declared the Wogglebug; “for twice one-half is one, and if you get to one it is easy to count from one up to seventeen by twos.”

  “I wonder I didn’t think of that myself,” said the Pumpkinhead.

  “I don’t,” returned the Scarecrow. “You’re no wiser than the rest of us, are you? But let us make a wish at once. Who will swallow the first pill?”

  “Suppose you do it,” suggested Tip.

  “I can’t,” said the Scarecrow.

  “Why not? You’ve a mouth, haven’t you?” asked the boy.

  “Yes; but my mouth is painted on, and there’s no swallow connected with it,” answered the Scarecrow. “In fact,” he continued, looking from one to another critically, “I believe the boy and the Wogglebug are the only ones in our party that are able to swallow.”

  Observing the truth of this remark, Tip said:

  “Then I will undertake to make the first wish. Give me one of the Silver Pills.”

  This the Scarecrow tried to do; but his padded gloves were too clumsy to clutch so small an object, and he held the box toward the boy while Tip selected one of the pills and swallowed it.

  “Count!” cried the Scarecrow.

  “One-half, one, three, five, seven, nine, eleven, thirteen, fifteen, seventeen!” counted Tip.

  “Now wish!” said the Tin Woodman anxiously.

  But just then the boy began to suffer such fearful pains that he became alarmed.

  “The pill has poisoned me!” he gasped; “O—h! O-o-o-o-o! Ouch! Murder! Fire! O-o-h!” and here he rolled upon the bottom of the nest in such contortions that he frightened them all.

  “What can we do for you. Speak, I beg!” entreated the Tin Woodman, tears of sympathy running down his nickel cheeks.

  “I—I don’t know!” answered Tip. “O—h! I wish I’d never swallowed that pill!”

  Then at once the pain stopped, and the boy rose to his feet again and found the Scarecrow looking with amazement at the end of the pepper-box.

  “What’s happened?” asked the boy, a little ashamed of his recent exhibition.

  “Why, the three pills are in the box again!” said the Scarecrow.

  “Of course they are,” the Wogglebug declared. “Didn’t Tip wish that he’d never swallowed one of them? Well, the wish came true, and he didn’t swallow one of them. So of course they are all three in the box.”

  “That may be; but the pill gave me a dreadful pain, just the same,” said the boy.

  “Impossible!” declared the Wogglebug. “If you have never swallowed it, the pill can not have given you a pain. And as your wish, being granted, proves you did not swallow the pill, it is also plain that you suffered no pain.”

  “Then it was a splendid imitation of a pain,” retorted Tip, angrily. “Suppose you try the next pill yourself. We’ve wasted one wish already.”

  “Oh, no, we haven’t!” protested the Scarecrow. “Here are still three pills in the box, and each pill is good for a wish.”

  “Now you’re making my head ache,” said Tip. “I can’t understand the thing at all. But I won’t take another pill, I promise you!” and with this remark he retired sulkily to the back of the nest.

  “Well,” said the Wogglebug, “it remains for me to save us in my most Highly Magnified and Thoroughly Educated manner; for I seem to be the only one able and willing to make a wish. Let me have one of the pills.”

  He swallowed it without hesitation, and they all stood admiring his courage while the Insect counted seventeen by twos in the same way that Tip had done. And for some reason—perhaps because Wogglebugs have stronger stomachs than boys—the silver pellet caused it no pain whatever.

  “I wish the Gump’s broken wings mended, and as good as new!” said the Wogglebug, in a slow, impressive voice.

  All turned to look at the Thing, and so quickly had the wish been granted that the Gump lay before them in perfect repair, and as well able to fly through
the air as when it had first been brought to life on the roof of the palace.

  Chapter 20

  The SCARECROW APPEALS to GLINDA the GOOD

  ooray!” shouted the Scarecrow, gaily. “We can now leave this miserable Jackdaws’ nest whenever we please.”

  “But it is nearly dark,” said the Tin Woodman; “and unless we wait until morning to make our flight we may get into more trouble. I don’t like these night trips, for one never knows what will happen.”

  So it was decided to wait until daylight, and the adventurers amused themselves in the twilight by searching the Jackdaws’ nest for treasures.

  The Wogglebug found two handsome bracelets of wrought gold, which fitted his slender arms very well. The Scarecrow took a fancy for rings, of which there were many in the nest. Before long he had fitted a ring to each finger of his padded gloves, and not being content with that display he added one more to each thumb. As he carefully chose those rings set with sparkling stones, such as rubies, amethysts and sapphires, the Scarecrow’s hands now presented a most brilliant appearance.

  “This nest would be a picnic for Queen Jinjur,” said he, musingly; “for as nearly as I can make out she and her girls conquered me merely to rob my city of its emeralds.”

  The Tin Woodman was content with his diamond necklace and refused to accept any additional decorations; but Tip secured a fine gold watch, which was attached to a heavy fob, and placed it in his pocket with much pride. He also pinned several jeweled brooches to Jack Pumpkinhead’s red waistcoat, and attached a lorgnette, by means of a fine chain, to the neck of the Sawhorse.

  “It’s very pretty,” said the creature, regarding the lorgnette approvingly; “but what is it for?”

  None of them could answer that question, however; so the Sawhorse decided it was some rare decoration and became very fond of it.

  That none of the party might be slighted, they ended by placing several large seal rings upon the points of the Gump’s antlers, although that odd personage seemed by no means gratified by the attention.