Alcatraz versus the Evil Librarians

by Brandon Sanderson

  “Well,” Sing whispered, “at least she’s getting back some of her good humor.”

  Right, I thought. By then, my agony had faded almost to nothingness. (I later learned that I’d only been subjected to the Torturer’s Lens for a period of three seconds. It takes at least five to do permanent damage.)

  I empathized with Bastille – I even felt some of her same rage, even if I didn’t express it by destroying innocent bucketry. The longer I sat, the more ashamed I felt at how quickly I’d broken. Yet remembering those three seconds of pain made me shudder.

  And even worse than the memory was the knowledge that my grandfather – a man I barely knew, but one for whom I already felt a sincere affection – had been captured. At that very moment, the old man was probably being subjected to the Torturer’s Lens. And his torture would last far longer than three seconds.

  Bastille reached down, picking up a few bucket shards and tossing them in annoyance at the wall outside the cell.

  “That isn’t helping, Bastille,” I said.

  “Oh?” she snapped. “And what about sitting on the ground, looking stupid? How much good is that doing?”

  I blinked, flushing.

  “Bastille, lass,” Sing said quietly. “That was harsh, even for you.”

  Bastille puffed quietly for a few more moments, the turned away. “Whatever,” she muttered, walking over to kick at the hay pile with a frustrated motion. “It’s just that… Old Smedry… I mean, he’s a fool, but I think of him being tortured…”

  She kicked at the hay again, tossing a pile into the air. The way it bounced off the wall and fell back on her might have been comical, had the situation been different.

  “We all care for him, Bastille,” Sing said.

  “You don’t understand,” Bastille said, picking a few strands of hay out of her silvery hair. “I’m a Knight of Crystallia! I’m sworn to protect the Oculators of the Free Kingdoms. And I was assigned to be his guard. I’m supposed to protect the old Smedry – keep him out of situations like this!”

  “Yes, but – “

  “No, Sing,” Bastille said. “You really don’t understand. Leavenworth is a fully trained Smedry of the pure line. Not just that, he’s a member of the Oculator Council and is the trusted friend of dozens of kings and rulers. Do you have any idea the kinds of state secrets he knows?”

  Sing frowned, and I looked up.

  “Why do you think the Council insists that he always keep a Knight of Crystallia around to protect him?” Bastille asked. “He complains – says he doesn’t need a Crystin guard. Well, the Council would have conceded to him long ago, if it were just his life that he endangered. But he knows things, Sing. Important things. That’s why I’m supposed to keep him out of trouble, why I’m supposed to do my best to protect him.” She sighed, slumping downs beside the well. “And I failed.”

  And at that moment, I probably said the dumbest thing I ever have.

  “Why you?” I asked. “I mean, if he’s so important, why – of all people – did they choose you to protect him?”

  Yes, it was very insensitive. No, it wasn’t very helpful. However, it’s what slipped out.

  You know you were thinking the same thing anyway.

  Bastille’s eyes widened with anger, but she didn’t snap at me. Finally, she just let her head slump against her knees. “I don’t know,” she whispered. “They never told me – they never even explained. I had barely achieved knighthood, but they sent me anyway.”

  We all fell silent.

  Finally, I stood. I walked to the bars of the cell. Then I knelt. I’ve broken cars, kitchens, and chickens, I thought. I’ve destroyed the homes and possessions of people who took me in. I’ve broken the hearts of people who wanted to love me.

  I can break the cell that is keeping me a prisoner.

  I reached out, gripping the bars, then closed my eyes and focused.

  Break! I commanded. Waves of power washed down my arms, tingling like jolts of electricity. They slammed into the bars.

  And nothing happened.

  I opened my eyes, gritting my teeth in frustration. The bars remained where they were, looking annoyingly unbroken. There wasn’t even a crack in them. The lock was made of glass as well, and somehow I knew that it would react the same way to my Talent.

  Again, I feel the need to point out the Popsicle lesson. Desire does not instantly change the world. Sometimes, stories gloss over this fact, for the world would be a much more pleasant place if you could obtain something simply by wanting it badly enough.

  Unfortunately, this is a real and true story, not a fantasy. I couldn’t escape from the prison simply because I wanted to.

  Yet I would like to note something else at this point. Determination – true determination – is more than simply wanting something to happen. It’s wanting something to happen, then finding a realistic way to make certain that what you want to happen, happens.

  And that happened to be what was happening with the story’s current happenings. I ignored the bars, instead laying my palm flat against the stones of the cell floor. They were large, sturdy blocks, plastered together with a smooth mortar. The bars ran directly into holes in the stone.

  I smiled. Then closed my eyes again, focusing. I hadn’t often used my Talent so intentionally, but I felt that I was gaining some skill with it. I was able to send a wave of power through my arms and into the rocks.

  The mortar cracked quietly beneath my fingers. I focused harder, sending out an even larger wave of breaking power. There was a loud crack. When I opened my eyes, I found that I was kneeling in dust and chips, the stones beneath my knees reduced entirely to rubble.

  I stared, a little shocked at just how much of the stone I had broken. Sing stood, looking on with a surprised expression. Even Bastille looked up from her mourning. Cracks in the stone twisted across the floor, spiderwebbing all the way to the back of the cell.

  They keep saying that my Talent is powerful, I thought. How much could I really break, if I set my mind to it? Eagerly, I reached up, grabbing a bar and trying to pull it free from its now-rubbled mountings.

  It remained firm. It didn’t even budge a bit.

  “Did you really think that would work?” an amused voice asked.

  I looked up at the dungeon guard, who had walked over to watch me. He wore the clothing one might have expected of a Librarian – an unfashionable knit vest pulled tight over a buttoned pink shirt, matched by a slightly darker pink bow tie. His glasses even had a bit of tape on them.

  Only one thing about him deviated from what I would have expected: He was huge. He was as tall as Sing, and easily twice as muscular. It was like a bodybuilder supersoldier had beaten up an unfortunate nerd and – for some inconceivable reason – stolen his clothing.

  The guard punched a fist into his palm, smiling. He wore a sword tied at his waist, and his glasses – the taped ones – were dark, like the ones that Sing and Bastille wore. Once again, I was struck by the unfairness of letting the warriors wear sunglasses, while I was stuck with slightly pink ones.

  That is one complaint, by the way, I still haven’t gotten over.

  “The stones are just there for show,” the Librarian said. “The entire cage is made from Reinforcer’s Glass – it’s a box, with the bars at the front. Breaking the stones won’t do any good. You think we aren’t familiar with Smedry tricks?”

  He’s too far away to touch, I thought with frustration. But… what was it Grandpa Smedry said when I destroyed that gunman’s weapon?

  The man had threatened me. And my Talent had worked proactively, instinctively.

  At a distance.

  I reached down, picking up a few pieces of wood from the broken bucket. The beefy Librarian snorted and turned to walk back to his post. I, however, tossed a piece of wood through the bars, hitting him in the back of the head.

  The guard turned, frowning. I bounced another piece of wood off his forehead.

  “Hey!” the Librarian snapped.


  I threw harder, this time causing the Librarian to flinch as the bit of wood came close to his eyes.

  “Alcatraz?” Sing asked nervously. “Are you certain this is wise?” Bastille, however, stood up. She walked toward the front of the cell.

  I threw again.

  “Stop that!” the Librarian said, stepping forward, raising his fists.

  I threw a fifth piece of wood, hitting him in the chest.

  “All right,” the Librarian said, reaching downs to unsheathe his sword. “What do you think of this?” He stuck the sword forward, apparently intending to force me back with it.

  Bastille, however, moved more quickly. I watched with shock as she grabbed the blade of the sword, somehow managing to keep from cutting herself as she yanked it forward. This threw the Librarian off balance, and he stumbled toward the cell, still holding on to his weapon.

  Bastille snapped forward, reaching between the bars and grabbing the Librarian guard by the hair. Then she yanked the man’s head down and forward, slamming it against the glass bars.

  The sword clanged to the ground. The guard’s unconscious body followed a second later. Bastille knelt down, grabbing the guard’s arm and pulling him up against the cell bars. Then she began fishing around in his pockets. “All right, Smedry,” she admitted, “that was well done.”

  “Uh, no problem,” I said. “You… took him down pretty smoothly.”

  Bastille shrugged, pulling something out of the man’s pocket – a glass sphere. “He’s just a Librarian thug.”

  “No match for a trained Knight of Crystallia,” Sing agreed. “Yes, that was indeed quite clever, Alcatraz. How did you know he’d lose his temper and pull out the sword?”

  “Actually,” I said, “I was trying to get him to throw something at me.”

  Bastille frowned. “What good would that do?”

  “I figured it would engage my Talent if he tried to hurt me.”

  Sing rubbed his chin. “That would probably have broken the thing he threw at you. But… how was that going to get us out of the cell?”

  I paused. “I hadn’t exactly gotten that far yet.”

  Bastille placed the glass sphere against the lock. It clicked; the door swung open.

  “Either way,” she said, “we’re out.” She glanced at me, and I could see something in her eyes. Relief, even a bit of gratitude. It wasn’t an apology – but from Bastille, it was virtually the same thing. I took it for what it was worth.

  Bastille left the cell and stopped down beside the unconscious Librarian. She pulled off his sunglasses, removed the tape – which was apparently there just for show – then slipped the glasses on her own face. After that, she grabbed the guard by one arm and pulled him into the cell. She quickly patted him down, pulling out a wallet and a dagger as Sing and I left the cell. Then she closed the door, using the glass sphere to lock it again.

  She grinned and held up the sphere to me. “Would you mind?”

  I smiled as well, then reached out with one finger and touched the sphere. It shattered.

  She dug in the wallet for a moment. “Nothing useful in here,” she noted. “Except maybe this.” She pulled out a small card.

  “A library card?” I asked.

  “What else?” she said. I took it from her fingers, turning it over.

  “Hey, they’re gone,” Sing said. He was peeking into the room beside the dungeon, the one where Grandpa Smedry, Ms. Fletcher, and the Dark Oculator had gone.

  Bastille and I joined him. The room was indeed empty, except for our possessions, which had been carefully set out on a table.

  “Thank the First Sands,” Bastille said with relief, tossing aside the guard’s sword in favor of her handbag. “I was worried that I’d be stuck with those common weapons. I’d almost rather have had some guns.”

  “Now, that’s not very nice,” Sing said, waddling forward to inspect his guns, which sat on the table beside the gym bag.

  I joined the two of them at the table as Bastille replaced her silver jacket. “There, Smedry,” she said. My three pairs of glasses sat on the table. I grabbed the Oculator’s Lenses eagerly, slipping them on.

  Of course, nothing really changed. And yet, it did. Even though I wasn’t used to wearing glasses, I found myself comforted to feel their weight on my face. I grabbed the other two pairs, the Firebringer’s Lenses still inside their small pouch.

  “We have to move quickly,” Bastille said.

  Sing nodded, checking the clip on a handgun. He tucked several uzis into the front of his kimono belt, threw on four separate handgun holsters, then strapped the shotgun onto his back. He soon looked like some bizarre fat Rambo samurai.

  “We have to find the room where they took your grandfather,” Bastille said.

  “No problem,” I said, slipping off my Oculator’s Lenses, then putting on the Tracker’s Lenses. Though Blackburn’s footprints had disappeared, Grandpa Smedry’s prints blazed a fiery white, still present. They led out the door on the far side of the room. Ms. Fletcher’s diverged from them, heading in a different direction.

  We’ll have to worry about her later, I thought, nodding toward the other two. Sing slung the gym bag over his shoulder – it was still filled with ammunition – and we set off, moving quickly out after Grandpa Smedry’s footprints.

  And so, I managed to escape from my first dungeon. Determination can actually take you quite far – though, admittedly, you sometimes have to rely on the thirteen-year-old girl to knock out the guards.

  Chapter 14

  You’re very clever. You noticed a problem.

  In the last chapter, Sing, Bastille, and I escaped from prison, then immediately rushed off to save Grandpa Smedry. But, of course, Grandpa Smedry was being tortured by the very same man who had captured Sing and Bastille and me in the first place.

  That meant we were in vaguely the same position as before. How did we intend to defeat a master Oculator – a dark, powerful man with more experience than all of us combined? Well, the answer is simple.

  While imprisoned, we had gained a newfound wisdom. We came to a greater understanding of the world around us and of our place in it. We gained insight regarding our…

  Oh, all right. None of us paused to think about what we were doing. In our defense, we were a little bit flustered at the time. Plus, two of us were Smedrys.

  That ought to explain it.

  “This way,” I said, pointing down another castlelike corridor, following Grandpa Smedry’s footprints. And as we ran, something occurred to me. (No, not the fact that we were running after the man who had so easily captured us previously. Something else.)

  “These corridors look familiar,” I said.

  “That’s because all the corridors in this place look the same,” Bastille said.

  “No,” I said. “It’s not just that. That lantern bracket looks like a cantaloupe.”

  “They’re all designed to look like one fruit or another,” Bastille said.

  “And we’ve passed this one before,” I said.

  “You think we’re going in circles?” Bastille asked.

  “No,” I said. “I think we passed it while chasing down Blackburn that first time. That’s the lantern I saw that made me ask you about electric lights. That means – “

  Sing tripped.

  I stood for just a brief moment. Then I dove for the ground. Sing didn’t even try to keep his balance, and he toppled like a felled tree. Bastille also threw herself down with a vengeance, as if determined to get to the floor first. All three of us hit, dropping as fast as a group of pathological martyrs at a grenade testing ground.

  Nothing happened.

  “Well?” I asked, glancing around.

  “I don’t see anything,” Bastille whispered. “Sing?”

  “I think I bruised something,” he muttered, rubbing his side. “One of these pistols jammed me in the tummy!”

  I snorted quietly. “Be glad it didn’t go off. Now, why did you trip?”

 
; “Because my foot hit something,” Sing said. “That’s usually how it works, Alcatraz.”

  “But there was nothing in this hallway to trip on!” I said. “The floor is perfectly level.”

  Sing nodded. “You have to have a real Talent to trip like I do.”

  “Which returns us to my original question,” I said. “Is there a reason why we all had to hit the deck like that? This floor isn’t very comfortable.”

  “Floors rarely are,” Sing said.

  “Hush!” Bastille said, scanning the corridor. “I thought I heard something.”

  We fell silent for a moment. Finally, Sing shrugged. “Sometimes a trip is just a trip, I guess. Maybe I – “

  The wall exploded.

  It really exploded. Rubble flew across the corridor, bits of shattered rock spraying against the wall just above me. I cried out, covering my head with my arms as chips and pebbles showered down.

  The explosion opened up a large section in the wall to my left. I could see through the opening to where a hulking shadow stood in the clearing dust.

  “An Alivened!” Bastille yelled, scrambling up.

  I stood, bits of broken stone tumbling off my clothing. The creature obviously wasn’t human. It was misshapen – its arms were far too wide and long, and they jutted out of the body in a threatening posture. In a way, the upper half of its body looked like an enormous “M,” though I had rarely seen a letter of the alphabet look quite so dangerous.

  As the dust settled, I could see that the thing was pale white, with patterns of gray and black peppering its wrinkled skin. In fact, it looked like…

  “Paper?” I asked. “That think is made of wadded-up pieces of paper?”

  Bastille cursed, then grabbed me by the shoulder and shoved me down the corridor. “Run!” she said.

  The urgency in her voice made me obey, and I took off. Sing ran behind, and Bastille backed away from the broken wall, looking on warily as the lumbering paper monster pulled its way through the hole and into the corridor.