Complete Works of L. Frank Baum

by L. Frank Baum

  “Corns? Nonsense! Orks never have corns,” protested the creature, rubbing its sore feet tenderly.

  “Then mebbe they’re — they’re — What do you call ‘em, Cap’n Bill? Something ‘bout the Pilgrim’s Progress, you know.”

  “Bunions,” said Cap’n Bill.

  “Oh, yes; mebbe you’ve got bunions.”

  “It is possible,” moaned the Ork. “But whatever they are, another day of such walking on them would drive me crazy.”

  “I’m sure they’ll feel better by mornin’,” said Cap’n Bill, encouragingly. “Go to sleep an’ try to forget your sore feet.”

  The Ork cast a reproachful look at the sailor-man, who didn’t see it. Then the creature asked plaintively: “Do we eat now, or do we starve?”

  “There’s only half a biscuit left for you,” answered Cap’n Bill. “No one knows how long we’ll have to stay in this dark tunnel, where there’s nothing whatever to eat; so I advise you to save that morsel o’ food till later.”

  “Give it me now!” demanded the Ork. “If I’m going to starve, I’ll do it all at once — not by degrees.”

  Cap’n Bill produced the biscuit and the creature ate it in a trice. Trot was rather hungry and whispered to Cap’n Bill that she’d take part of her share; but the old man secretly broke his own half-biscuit in two, saving Trot’s share for a time of greater need.

  He was beginning to be worried over the little girl’s plight and long after she was asleep and the Ork was snoring in a rather disagreeable manner, Cap’n Bill sat with his back to a rock and smoked his pipe and tried to think of some way to escape from this seemingly endless tunnel. But after a time he also slept, for hobbling on a wooden leg all day was tiresome, and there in the dark slumbered the three adventurers for many hours, until the Ork roused itself and kicked the old sailor with one foot.

  “It must be another day,” said he.

  Chapter Four

  Daylight at Last

  Cap’n Bill rubbed his eyes, lit a match and consulted his watch.

  “Nine o’clock. Yes, I guess it’s another day, sure enough. Shall we go on?” he asked.

  “Of course,” replied the Ork. “Unless this tunnel is different from everything else in the world, and has no end, we’ll find a way out of it sooner or later.”

  The sailor gently wakened Trot. She felt much rested by her long sleep and sprang to her feet eagerly.

  “Let’s start, Cap’n,” was all she said.

  They resumed the journey and had only taken a few steps when the Ork cried “Wow!” and made a great fluttering of its wings and whirling of its tail. The others, who were following a short distance behind, stopped abruptly.

  “What’s the matter?” asked Cap’n Bill.

  “Give us a light,” was the reply. “I think we’ve come to the end of the tunnel.” Then, while Cap’n Bill lighted a candle, the creature added: “If that is true, we needn’t have wakened so soon, for we were almost at the end of this place when we went to sleep.”

  The sailor-man and Trot came forward with a light. A wall of rock really faced the tunnel, but now they saw that the opening made a sharp turn to the left. So they followed on, by a narrower passage, and then made another sharp turn this time to the right.

  “Blow out the light, Cap’n,” said the Ork, in a pleased voice. “We’ve struck daylight.”

  Daylight at last! A shaft of mellow light fell almost at their feet as Trot and the sailor turned the corner of the passage, but it came from above, and raising their eyes they found they were at the bottom of a deep, rocky well, with the top far, far above their heads. And here the passage ended.

  For a while they gazed in silence, at least two of them being filled with dismay at the sight. But the Ork merely whistled softly and said cheerfully:

  “That was the toughest journey I ever had the misfortune to undertake, and I’m glad it’s over. Yet, unless I can manage to fly to the top of this pit, we are entombed here forever.”

  “Do you think there is room enough for you to fly in?” asked the little girl anxiously; and Cap’n Bill added:

  “It’s a straight-up shaft, so I don’t see how you’ll ever manage it.”

  “Were I an ordinary bird — one of those horrid feathered things — I wouldn’t even make the attempt to fly out,” said the Ork. “But my mechanical propeller tail can accomplish wonders, and whenever you’re ready I’ll show you a trick that is worth while.”

  “Oh!” exclaimed Trot; “do you intend to take us up, too?”

  “Why not?”

  “I thought,” said Cap’n Bill, “as you’d go first, an’ then send somebody to help us by lettin’ down a rope.”

  “Ropes are dangerous,” replied the Ork, “and I might not be able to find one to reach all this distance. Besides, it stands to reason that if I can get out myself I can also carry you two with me.”

  “Well, I’m not afraid,” said Trot, who longed to be on the earth’s surface again.

  “S’pose we fall?” suggested Cap’n Bill, doubtfully.

  “Why, in that case we would all fall together,” returned the Ork. “Get aboard, little girl; sit across my shoulders and put both your arms around my neck.”

  Trot obeyed and when she was seated on the Ork, Cap’n Bill inquired:

  “How ‘bout me, Mr. Ork?”

  “Why, I think you’d best grab hold of my rear legs and let me carry you up in that manner,” was the reply.

  Cap’n Bill looked way up at the top of the well, and then he looked at the Ork’s slender, skinny legs and heaved a deep sigh.

  “It’s goin’ to be some dangle, I guess; but if you don’t waste too much time on the way up, I may be able to hang on,” said he.

  “All ready, then!” cried the Ork, and at once his whirling tail began to revolve. Trot felt herself rising into the air; when the creature’s legs left the ground Cap’n Bill grasped two of them firmly and held on for dear life. The Ork’s body was tipped straight upward, and Trot had to embrace the neck very tightly to keep from sliding off. Even in this position the Ork had trouble in escaping the rough sides of the well. Several times it exclaimed “Wow!” as it bumped its back, or a wing hit against some jagged projection; but the tail kept whirling with remarkable swiftness and the daylight grew brighter and brighter. It was, indeed, a long journey from the bottom to the top, yet almost before Trot realized they had come so far, they popped out of the hole into the clear air and sunshine and a moment later the Ork alighted gently upon the ground.

  The release was so sudden that even with the creature’s care for its passengers Cap’n Bill struck the earth with a shock that sent him rolling heel over head; but by the time Trot had slid down from her seat the old sailor-man was sitting up and looking around him with much satisfaction.

  “It’s sort o’ pretty here,” said he.

  “Earth is a beautiful place!” cried Trot.

  “I wonder where on earth we are?” pondered the Ork, turning first one bright eye and then the other to this side and that. Trees there were, in plenty, and shrubs and flowers and green turf. But there were no houses; there were no paths; there was no sign of civilization whatever.

  “Just before I settled down on the ground I thought I caught a view of the ocean,” said the Ork. “Let’s see if I was right.” Then he flew to a little hill, near by, and Trot and Cap’n Bill followed him more slowly. When they stood on the top of the hill they could see the blue waves of the ocean in front of them, to the right of them, and at the left of them. Behind the hill was a forest that shut out the view.

  “I hope it ain’t an island, Trot,” said Cap’n Bill gravely.

  “If it is, I s’pose we’re prisoners,” she replied.

  “Ezzackly so, Trot.”

  “But, ‘even so, it’s better than those terr’ble underground tunnels and caverns,” declared the girl.

  “You are right, little one,” agreed the Ork. “Anything above ground is better than the best that lies under
ground. So let’s not quarrel with our fate but be thankful we’ve escaped.”

  “We are, indeed!” she replied. “But I wonder if we can find something to eat in this place?”

  “Let’s explore an’ find out,” proposed Cap’n Bill. “Those trees over at the left look like cherry-trees.”

  On the way to them the explorers had to walk through a tangle of vines and Cap’n Bill, who went first, stumbled and pitched forward on his face.

  “Why, it’s a melon!” cried Trot delightedly, as she saw what had caused the sailor to fall.

  Cap’n Bill rose to his foot, for he was not at all hurt, and examined the melon. Then he took his big jackknife from his pocket and cut the melon open. It was quite ripe and looked delicious; but the old man tasted it before he permitted Trot to eat any. Deciding it was good he gave her a big slice and then offered the Ork some. The creature looked at the fruit somewhat disdainfully, at first, but once he had tasted its flavor he ate of it as heartily as did the others. Among the vines they discovered many other melons, and Trot said gratefully: “Well, there’s no danger of our starving, even if this is an island.”

  “Melons,” remarked Cap’n Bill, “are both food an’ water. We couldn’t have struck anything better.”

  Farther on they came to the cherry trees, where they obtained some of the fruit, and at the edge of the little forest were wild plums. The forest itself consisted entirely of nut trees — walnuts, filberts, almonds and chestnuts — so there would be plenty of wholesome food for them while they remained there.

  Cap’n Bill and Trot decided to walk through the forest, to discover what was on the other side of it, but the Ork’s feet were still so sore and “lumpy” from walking on the rocks that the creature said he preferred to fly over the tree-tops and meet them on the other side. The forest was not large, so by walking briskly for fifteen minutes they reached its farthest edge and saw before them the shore of the ocean.

  “It’s an island, all right,” said Trot, with a sigh.

  “Yes, and a pretty island, too,” said Cap’n Bill, trying to conceal his disappointment on Trot’s account. “I guess, partner, if the wuss comes to the wuss, I could build a raft — or even a boat — from those trees, so’s we could sail away in it.”

  The little girl brightened at this suggestion. “I don’t see the Ork anywhere,” she remarked, looking around. Then her eyes lighted upon something and she exclaimed: “Oh, Cap’n Bill! Isn’t that a house, over there to the left?”

  Cap’n Bill, looking closely, saw a shed-like structure built at one edge of the forest.

  “Seems like it, Trot. Not that I’d call it much of a house, but it’s a buildin’, all right. Let’s go over an’ see if it’s occypied.”

  Chapter Five

  The Little Old Man of the Island

  A few steps brought them to the shed, which was merely a roof of boughs built over a square space, with some branches of trees fastened to the sides to keep off the wind. The front was quite open and faced the sea, and as our friends came nearer they observed a little man, with a long pointed beard, sitting motionless on a stool and staring thoughtfully out over the water.

  “Get out of the way, please,” he called in a fretful voice. “Can’t you see you are obstructing my view?”

  “Good morning,” said Cap’n Bill, politely.

  “It isn’t a good morning!” snapped the little man. “I’ve seen plenty of mornings better than this. Do you call it a good morning when I’m pestered with such a crowd as you?”

  Trot was astonished to hear such words from a stranger whom they had greeted quite properly, and Cap’n Bill grew red at the little man’s rudeness. But the sailor said, in a quiet tone of voice:

  “Are you the only one as lives on this ‘ere island?”

  “Your grammar’s bad,” was the reply. “But this is my own exclusive island, and I’ll thank you to get off it as soon as possible.”

  “We’d like to do that,” said Trot, and then she and Cap’n Bill turned away and walked down to the shore, to see if any other land was in sight.

  The little man rose and followed them, although both were now too provoked to pay any attention to him.

  “Nothin’ in sight, partner,” reported Cap’n Bill, shading his eyes with his hand; “so we’ll have to stay here for a time, anyhow. It isn’t a bad place, Trot, by any means.”

  “That’s all you know about it!” broke in the little man. “The trees are altogether too green and the rocks are harder than they ought to be. I find the sand very grainy and the water dreadfully wet. Every breeze makes a draught and the sun shines in the daytime, when there’s no need of it, and disappears just as soon as it begins to get dark. If you remain here you’ll find the island very unsatisfactory.”

  Trot turned to look at him, and her sweet face was grave and curious.

  “I wonder who you are,” she said.

  “My name is Pessim,” said he, with an air of pride. “I’m called the Observer.”

  “Oh. What do you observe?” asked the little girl.

  “Everything I see,” was the reply, in a more surly tone. Then Pessim drew back with a startled exclamation and looked at some footprints in the sand. “Why, good gracious me!” he cried in distress.

  “What’s the matter now?” asked Cap’n Bill.

  “Someone has pushed the earth in! Don’t you see it?

  “It isn’t pushed in far enough to hurt anything,” said Trot, examining the footprints.

  “Everything hurts that isn’t right,” insisted the man. “If the earth were pushed in a mile, it would be a great calamity, wouldn’t it?”

  “I s’pose so,” admitted the little girl.

  “Well, here it is pushed in a full inch! That’s a twelfth of a foot, or a little more than a millionth part of a mile. Therefore it is one-millionth part of a calamity — Oh, dear! How dreadful!” said Pessim in a wailing voice.

  “Try to forget it, sir,” advised Cap’n Bill, soothingly. “It’s beginning to rain. Let’s get under your shed and keep dry.”

  “Raining! Is it really raining?” asked Pessim, beginning to weep.

  “It is,” answered Cap’n Bill, as the drops began to descend, “and I don’t see any way to stop it — although I’m some observer myself.”

  “No; we can’t stop it, I fear,” said the man. “Are you very busy just now?”

  “I won’t be after I get to the shed,” replied the sailor-man.

  “Then do me a favor, please,” begged Pessim, walking briskly along behind them, for they were hastening to the shed.

  “Depends on what it is,” said Cap’n Bill.

  “I wish you would take my umbrella down to the shore and hold it over the poor fishes till it stops raining. I’m afraid they’ll get wet,” said Pessim.

  Trot laughed, but Cap’n Bill thought the little man was poking fun at him and so he scowled upon Pessim in a way that showed he was angry.

  They reached the shed before getting very wet, although the rain was now coming down in big drops. The roof of the shed protected them and while they stood watching the rainstorm something buzzed in and circled around Pessim’s head. At once the Observer began beating it away with his hands, crying out:

  “A bumblebee! A bumblebee! The queerest bumblebee I ever saw!”

  Cap’n Bill and Trot both looked at it and the little girl said in surprise:

  “Dear me! It’s a wee little Ork!”

  “That’s what it is, sure enough,” exclaimed Cap’n Bill.

  Really, it wasn’t much bigger than a big bumblebee, and when it came toward Trot she allowed it to alight on her shoulder.

  “It’s me, all right,” said a very small voice in her ear; “but I’m in an awful pickle, just the same!”

  “What, are you our Ork, then?” demanded the girl, much amazed.

  “No, I’m my own Ork. But I’m the only Ork you know,” replied the tiny creature.

  “What’s happened to you?” asked the sailor
, putting his head close to Trot’s shoulder in order to hear the reply better. Pessim also put his head close, and the Ork said:

  “You will remember that when I left you I started to fly over the trees, and just as I got to this side of the forest I saw a bush that was loaded down with the most luscious fruit you can imagine. The fruit was about the size of a gooseberry and of a lovely lavender color. So I swooped down and picked off one in my bill and ate it. At once I began to grow small. I could feel myself shrinking, shrinking away, and it frightened me terribly, so that I lighted on the ground to think over what was happening. In a few seconds I had shrunk to the size you now see me; but there I remained, getting no smaller, indeed, but no larger. It is certainly a dreadful affliction! After I had recovered somewhat from the shock I began to search for you. It is not so easy to find one’s way when a creature is so small, but fortunately I spied you here in this shed and came to you at once.”

  Cap’n Bill and Trot were much astonished at this story and felt grieved for the poor Ork, but the little man Pessim seemed to think it a good joke. He began laughing when he heard the story and laughed until he choked, after which he lay down on the ground and rolled and laughed again, while the tears of merriment coursed down his wrinkled cheeks.

  “Oh, dear! Oh, dear!” he finally gasped, sitting up and wiping his eyes. “This is too rich! It’s almost too joyful to be true.”

  “I don’t see anything funny about it,” remarked Trot indignantly.

  “You would if you’d had my experience,” said Pessim, getting upon his feet and gradually resuming his solemn and dissatisfied expression of countenance. “The same thing happened to me.”

  “Oh, did it? And how did you happen to come to this island?” asked the girl.

  “I didn’t come; the neighbors brought me,” replied the little man, with a frown at the recollection. “They said I was quarrelsome and fault-finding and blamed me because I told them all the things that went wrong, or never were right, and because I told them how things ought to be. So they brought me here and left me all alone, saying that if I quarreled with myself, no one else would be made unhappy. Absurd, wasn’t it?”