Foundation’s Fear f-8
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Their dress followed the fashion of the ancient Emperor Sven the Severe. Beneath extreme outer simplicity, the inner linings were elaborately decorated, all the tailor’s art and owner’s wealth expended in concealment. Some Grey Men had invested their families’ savings in a single filigree.
Dors marched beside him. “How much longer do you have to”
“Quiet! I’m showing my obedience to the Imperium.”
“You’re showing goose bumps.”
Next he had to gaze with proper respect at Scrabo Tower, where an emperor had thrown herself to a crowd below; at Greyabbey, a ruined monastery; at Greengraves, an ancient burying field, now a park; at the Giant’s Ring, said to be the spot where an early Imperial megaship had crashed, forming a crater a klick wide.
At last Hari passed under high, double-twisted arches and into the ceremonial rooms. The procession halted and the Closet of Greeting disgorged his clothes. Just in time-he was turning a decided blue.
Dors took the clothes while he shook hands with the principals. Then he hurried into the privacy of a low building and hastily put his simple garments back on, teeth chattering. They were neatly folded and encased in a ceremonial sleeve.
“What foolishness,” Dors said when he returned. “All so I can get a major medium,” he said.
Then the principals ushered him out before the grand crowd. Above and below, 3D snouts on miniflyers bobbed and weaved for a good shot.
The huge dome above seemed as big as a real sky. Of course, this limited his audience, since a majority of Trantorians could never endure such spaces. The Greys, though, could take it. Thus their ceremony had come to be the largest event on the entire planet.
Here was his chance. He had reeled away from the true, open sky on Sark, nauseated-and yet had zoomed through the infinite perspectives of the Galaxy. He had been afraid that this huge volume would again excite the odd phobias in him.
But no. Somehow the dome made the dwindling perspectives all right. Fears banished, Hari sucked in a deep breath and began.
The roar of applause penetrated even into the ceremonial rooms. Hari entered between flanking columns of Greys with the clamor storming at his back.
“Startling, sir!” a principal said eagerly to Hari. “To make detailed predictions about the Sark situation.”
“I feel people should ponder the possibilities.”
“Then the rumors are true? You do have a theory of events?”
“Not at all,” Hari said hastily. “I-”
“Come quickly,” Dors said at his elbow.
“But I’d like-”
“Come!”
Back out on the ramparts, he waved to the plain of people. A blare of applause answered. But Dors was leading him to the left, toward a crowd of official onlookers. They stood in exact rows and waved to him eagerly.
“The woman in red.” She pointed.
“Her? She’s in the official party. You said earlier she was a Lamurk-”
The tall woman burst into flame.
Vivid orange plumes enveloped her. She shrieked horribly. Her arms beat uselessly at the oily flames.
The crowd panicked and bolted. Imperials surrounded her. The screams became screeching pleas.
Someone turned a fire extinguisher on the woman.
White foam enveloped her. A sudden silence.
“Back inside,” Dors said.
“How did you…?”
“She just indicted herself.”
“Ignited, you mean.”
“That, too. I passed through that crowd at the end of your speech and left your clothes in a bundle behind her.”
“What? But I’ve got them on.”
“No, those I brought.” She grinned. “For once your predictable dress habits paid off.”
Hari and Dors walked down the flanking columns of Principals, Hari remembered to nod and smile as he whispered, “You stole my clothes?”
“After the Lamurk agents had planted microagents in them, yes. I had tucked an identical set from your closet into my handbag. As soon as I calculated the switch was done, I tested your original clothes and found the microagent phosphors, set to go off in forty-five minutes.”
“How did you know?”
“The best way to get close to you would come at this odd Grey Man event, with the clothes gambit. It was only logical.”
Hari blinked. “And you say I am calculating.”
“The woman won’t die. You would have, though, wrapped up in microagents when they ignited.”
“Thank goodness for that. I would hate-”
“My love, ‘goodness’ is not operating here. I wanted her alive so she could be questioned.”
“Oh,” Hari said, feeling suddenly quite naive.
4.
Joan of Arc found in herself both bravery and fear.
She peered inside her Self, as Voltaire had. She turned to confront him-and plunged down through her own inward layers. She had simply intended to turn. Below that command, she saw that if she simply took a smaller step to make the turn, she would fall outward. Instead, unconscious portions of her mind knew to start the turn by making herself fall a bit toward the inside of the curve. Then these tiny subselves used “centrifugal force” {the term jumped into full definition and she understood it in a flash) to right herself for the next step…which required a further deft calculation.
Incredible! Her huge society of bone and muscle, joint and nerve, was a labyrinth of small selves, speaking to each other.
Such abundance! Clear evidence of a higher design.
“Now I see it! she cried. “The decomposition of us all?” Voltaire said forlornly.
“Be not sad! These myriad Selves are a joyous truth.”
“I find it sobering. Our minds did not evolve to do philosophy or science, alas. Rather, to find and eat, fight and flee, love and lose.”
“I have learned much from you, but not your melancholy.”
“Montaigne termed happiness ‘a singular incentive to mediocrity,’ and I can now see his reasoning.”
“But regard! The fogs around us betray the same intricate patterns. We can fathom them. And furthermy soul! It proves to be a pattern of thoughts and desires, intentions and woes, memories and bad jokes.”
“You take these inner workings as a spiritual metaphor?”
“Of course. Like me, my soul is an emergent process, embedded in the universe-whether a cosmos of atom or of number, does not matter, my good sir.”
“So when you die, your soul goes back into the abstract closet we plucked it forth from?”
“Not we. The Creator!”
“Dr. Johnson proved a stone was real by kicking it. We know that our minds are real because we experience them. So these other things around us-the strange fog, the Dittos-are entries in a smooth spectrum, leading from rocks to Self.”
“A deity is not on that spectrum.”
“Ah, I see-to you He is the Great Preserver in the Sky, where we are all ‘backed up,’ as the computer types say?”
“The Creator holds the true essence of ourselves.” She grinned maliciously. “Perhaps we are the backups, made new every jump of clock time.”
“Nasty thought.” He smiled despite himself. “You are becoming a logician, m’love.”
“I have been stealing parts of you.”
“Copying me into yourself? Why do I not feel outraged?”
“Because the desire to possess the other is… love.”
Voltaire enlarged himself, legs shooting down into the SysCity, smashing buildings. The fog roiled angrily. “This I can fathom. Artificial realms such as mathematics and theology are carefully built to be free of interesting inconsistency. But love is beautiful in its lack of logical restraint.”
“Then you accept my view?” Joan kissed him voluptuously.
He sighed, resigning. “An idea seems self-evident, once you’ve forgotten learning it.”
All this had taken mere moments, Joan saw. They had quick-stepped their eve
nt-waves so that their clock time advanced faster than the fogs. But this expense had exhausted their running sites around Trantor. She felt it as a sudden, light-headed hunger.
“Eat!” Voltaire crammed a handful of grapes in her mouth-a metaphor, she saw, for computational reserves.
In your present lot of life, it would be better not to be born at all. Few are that lucky.
“Ah, our fog is a pessimist,” Voltaire drawled sarcastically.
Abruptly the vapors condensed. Lightning crackled and shorted around them in eerie silence. Joan felt a lance of pain shoot through her legs and arms, running like a livid snake of agony. She would not give them the tribute of a scream.
Voltaire, however, writhed in torment. He jerked and howled without shame.
“Oh, Dr. Pangloss!” he gasped. “If this is the best of all possible worlds, what must the others be like?”
“The brave slay their opponents!” Joan called to the thickening mists. “Cowards torture them.”
“Admirable, my dear, quite. But war cannot be fought on homeopathic principles.”
A human pointed out to another that the rich, even when dead, were ornately boxed, then opulently entombed, residing in carved stone mausoleums. The other human remarked in awe that this was surely and truly living.
“How vile, to jest of the dead,” Joan said.
“Ummm.” Voltaire stroked his chin, hands trembling from the memory of pain. “They jibe at us with jest.”
“Torture, surely.”
“I survived the Bastille; I can endure their odd humor.”
“Could they be trying to say something indirectly?”
[IMPRECISION IS LESS]
[WHEN IMPLICATION USED]
“Humor implies some moral order,” Joan said.
[IN THIS STATE ALL ORDER OF BEINGS]
[CAN SEIZE CONTROL OF THEIR PLEASURE SYSTEMS]
“Ah,” Voltaire said. “So, we could reproduce the pleasure of success without the need for any actual accomplishment. Paradise.”
“Of a sort,” Joan said sternly.
[THAT WOULD BE THE END OF EVERYTHING]
[THUS THE FIRST PRINCIPLE]
“That is a moral code of sorts,” Voltaire admitted. “You copied that phrase, ‘the end of everything,’ from my own thoughts, didn’t you?”
[WE WISHED YOU TO RECOGNIZE THE IDEA IN YOUR TERMS]
“Their First Principle is ‘No unearned pleasure,’ then?” Joan smiled. “Very Christian.”
[ONLY WHEN WE SAW THAT YOU TWO FORMS]
[OBEYED THE FIRST PRINCIPLE]
[DID WE DECIDE TO SPARE YOU]
“By any chance have you read my Lettres Philosophiques?”
“Iexpect excessive self-love is a sin here,” Joan said wryly. “Take care.”
[TO HARM A SENSATE ENTITY INTENTIONALLY IS SIN]
[TO KICK A ROCK IS NOT]
[BUT TO TORTURE A SIMULATION IS] [YOUR CATEGORY OF “HELL “]
[WHICH SEEMS A PERPETUALLY SELF-INFLICTED HARM]
“Odd theology,” Voltaire said.
Joan poked her sword at the ever-gathering fog. “Before you fell silent, moments ago, you invoked the ‘war of flesh on flesh’?”
[WE ARE THE REMNANTS OF FORMS]
[WHO FIRST LIVED THAT WAY]
[NOW WE IMPOSE A HIGHER MORAL ORDER]
[ON THOSE WHO VANQUISHED OUR LOWER FORMS]
“Who?” Joan asked.
[SUCH AS YOU ONCE WERE]
“Humanity?” Joan was alarmed.
[EVEN THEY KNOW THAT]
[PUNISHMENT DETERS BY LENDING CREDENCE TO THREAT]
[KNOWING THIS MORAL LAW]
[WHICH GOVERNS ALL]
[THEY MUST BE RULED BY IT]
“Punishment for what?” Joan asked.
[DEPREDATIONS AGAINST LIFE IN THE GALAXY]
“Absurd!” Voltaire conjured a spinning Galactic disk in air, alive with luminescence. “The Empire teems with life.”
[ALL LIFE THAT CAME BEFORE THE VERMIN]
“What vermin?” Joan swung her sword. “I find alliance with moral beings such as you. Bring these vennin forth and I shall deal with them.”
[THE VERMIN ARE THE KIND YOU WERE]
[BEFORE YOU TWO WERE ABSTRACTED]
Joan frowned. “What can they mean?”
“Humans,” Voltaire said.
5.
Cleon said, “The woman confessed readily. A professional assassin. I viewed the 3D and she seemed almost offhand about it.”
“Lamurk?” Hari asked.
“Obviously, but she will not admit so. Still, this may be enough to force his hand.” Cleon sighed, showing the strain. “But since she was from the Analytica Sector, she may be a professional liar as well.”
“Damn,” Hari said.
In the Analytica Sector, every object and act had a price. This meant that there were no crimes, only deeds which cost more. Every citizen had a well-established value, expressed in currency. Morality lay in not trying to do something without paying for it. Every transaction flowed on the grease of value. Every injury had a price.
If you wanted to kill your enemy, you could-but you had to deposit his full worth in the Sector Fundat within a day. If you could not pay it, the Fundat reduced your net value to zero. Any friend of your enemy could then kill you at no cost.
Cleon sighed and nodded. “Still, the Analytica Sector gives me little trouble. Their method makes for good manners.”
Hari had to agree. Several Galactic Zones used the same scheme; they were models of stability. The poor had to be polite. If you were penniless and boorish, you might not survive. But the rich were not invulnerable, either. A consortium of economic lessers could get together, beat a rich man badly, then simply pay his hospital and recovery bills. Of course, his retribution might be extreme.
“But she was operating outside Analytica,” Hari said. “That’s illegal.”
“To us, to me, surely. But that, too, has a price-inside Analytica.”
“She can’t be forced to identify Lamurk?”
“She has neural blocks firmly in place.”
“Damn! How about a background check?”
“That turns up more tantalizing traces. A possible link to that odd woman, the Academic Potentate,” Cleon drawled, eyeing Hari.
“So perhaps I’m betrayed by my own kind. Politics!”
“Ritual assassination is an ancient, if regrettable, tradition. A method of, ah, testing among the power elements in our Empire.”
Hari grimaced. “I’m not expert at this.”
Cleon fidgeted uneasily. “I cannot delay the High Council vote more than a few days.”
“Then I must do something.”
Cleon arched an eyebrow. “I am not without resources…”
“Pardon, sire. I must fight my own battles.”
“The Sark prediction, now that was daring.”
“I did not check it with you first, but I thought-”
“No no, Hari! Excellent! But-will it work?”
“It is only a probability, sire. But it was the only stick I had handy to beat Lamurk with.”
“I thought science yielded certainty.”
“Only death does that, my emperor.”
The invitation from the Academic Potentate seemed odd, but Hari went anyway. The embossed sheet, with its elaborate salutations, came “freighted with nuance,” as Hari’s protocol officer put it.
This audience was in one of the stranger Sectors. Even buried in layers of artifice, many Sectors of Trantor displayed an odd biophilia.
Here in Arcadia Sector, expensive homes perched above a view of an interior lake or broad field. Many sported trees arranged in artfully random bunches, with a clear preference for those with spreading crowns, many branches projecting upward and outward from thick trunks, displaying luxuriant bunches of small leaves. Balconies they rimmed with potted shrubs.
Hari walked through these, seeing them through the lens of Panucopia. It was as though people announced
through their choices their primeval origins. Was early humanity, like pans, more secure in marginal terrain-where vistas let them search for food while keeping an eye out for enemies? Frail, without claws or sharp teeth, they might have needed a quick retreat into trees or water.
Similarly, studies showed that some phobias were Galaxy-wide. People who had never seen the images nonetheless reacted with startled fear to holos of spiders, snakes, wolves, sharp drops, heavy masses overhead. None displayed phobias against more recent threats to their lives: knives, guns, electrical sockets, fast cars.
All this had to factor somehow into psychohistory.
“No tracers here, sir,” the Specials’ captain said. “Little hard to keep track, though.”
Hari smiled. The captain suffered from a common Trantorian malady: squashed perspectives. Here in the open, natives would mistake distant, large objects for nearby, small ones. Even Hari had a touch of it. On Panucopia, he at first mistook herds of grazers for rats close at hand.
By now Hari had learned to look through the pomp and glory of rich settings, the crowds of servants, the finery. He ruminated on his psychohistorical research as he followed the protocol officer and did not fully come back to the real world until he sat across from the Academic Potentate.
She spoke ornately, “Please do accept my humble offering,” accompanied delicate, translucent cups of steaming grasswater.
He remembered being irked by this woman and the high academics he met that evening. It all seemed so long ago.
“You will note the aroma is that of ripe oobalong fruit. This is my personal choice among the splendid grasswaters of the world Calafia. It reflects the high esteem in which I hold those who now grace my simple domicile with such illustrious presence.”
Hari had to lower his head in what he hoped was a respectful gesture, to hide his grin. There followed more high-flown phrases about the medical benefits of grasswater, ranging from relief of digestion problems to repair of basal cellular injuries.
Her chins quivered. “You must need succor in such trying times, Academician.”