All the Best Men: An MFMM Menage Romance

by Cassandra Dee

  Like a movie in slow motion, his hand reached for his money clip. Hmmm, I liked that. I’ve noticed that high rollers don’t really use wallets, instead they have these fat rolls of cash, and sure enough, this dude pulled out an extra-wide roll. Peeling off a bill, he gestured for me to dance closer.

  I pulled up in front of him, shaking my boobs in his face and then held still so that he could latch on. Fuck, his lips felt good! He lapped gently at my nipple first, teasing my tit with his tongue, before suckling hard, pulling on my breast flesh. When he’d gotten his fill, he nodded and gestured for me to hold my boob up.

  I lifted the pendulous Double D, and he tucked a Benjamin Franklin underneath, my jug pinning the bill in place as I lowered it. He then nodded to my other tit, the nipple hard as rock now, and I lovingly offered it to him, letting him suckle to his heart’s content. And god, the man’s mouth was like honey. He slipped and slid over my peak until my cunny was gushing, it felt so fucking good. Again, he had me lift my breast so that he could slip another bill into my secret space.

  But the best was coming. I twirled around, the money tucked securely under my girls, but there was still one entrancing crevice that attracted bees like honey. Taking advantage of a chair nearby, I perched a high heel on it, lifting my knee so that my cunny was bared. Taunting him, I reached down and spread my lips with my fingers, showing him my hole, that deep, pink flesh moist and dripping. He nodded and gestured for me to turn around.

  I knew what he wanted. I bent over, spread my legs, and held my ass cheeks apart so that he could get in. Lovingly, he licked my cunny and I mewled, it felt so fucking good. I love this job … I love the attention, I love dancing, and most of all, I love feeling men in my snatch. And this one was particularly handsome, just an incredible fuckstud, someone I wanted to do hard and unprotected.

  As he licked my cunt from the back, I moaned again, wiggling my ass in his face, forcing him to grab my butt to hold me still. But he got the message. He took a couple bills from the roll this time, and folded them up into a little square. Teasingly, he pushed it into my wetness, the folds grabbing the money like it was gold. Fuck, bills are always nice, but it felt extra-nice in my twat.

  Straightening, I blew him a kiss, and the dark stranger smiled. My set was ending, and I’d be damned if this guy didn’t order a private dance from me later in the night. Our interaction had been too hot, too steamy for him to walk away.

  But as the night passed, there was no call from the manager, no nothing. Instead, the evening continued, and I went up for a second set, then a third, but the dark stranger had disappeared. What the … ? He had to come back. He had to.

  CHAPTER TWO

  Logan

  Fuck, that stripper was still on my mind, and I hadn’t even fucked her. I’d just tongued her hole, licked her nipples a bit, sampling that sweet flesh between her legs. What the fuck was wrong with me?

  I usually don’t even frequent joints like the Donkey Club. It’s so fucking low-class, the girls garish and coarse, and the setting, don’t even get me started on the sawdust on the floors, I was mad as shit knowing I’d have to get my shoes professionally cleaned now. But that girl, fuck that girl was amazing.

  She’d had an amazing body, firm, curvy, and luscious. Hers was a hundred percent real though, the tits heavy teardrops, her ass tight with a juicy honey pot. Her hair was naturally streaked by the sun, with warm caramel eyes and pillowy, kissable lips. Not that I’d kissed those lips. I’d only kissed her bottom lips, and goddamn, they’d been delicious.

  “What’s your problem brother?” asked Lance. He’s my twin, born only five minutes later. We’re real estate guys. We sell property in the city, and shoot, the Phillips Group is the highest grossing team in the country. We specialize in marketing high-end condos to international billionaires, netting ourselves a pretty penny in the process.

  “It’s that fucking Jane Street deal,” I rumbled. “The developer is a fucking asshole, refusing to put in the high end finishes we agreed on.”

  But my brother knew me better than that.

  “Patricia tells me that you didn’t come home for dinner last night,” he drawled. Patricia is my wannabe girlfriend, a beautiful woman, really too beautiful for her own good. We met a year ago, and she conveniently quit her job and moved into my condo last month, living the high-life. I got her credit card bills each month and believe me, these were bills that could make your fucking eyeballs bleed.

  So I’d been feeling trapped lately. I knew what the woman expected: a diamond ring, courtesy of a pale blue box, soon and fast. Fuck. I’d even half-heartedly looked at some rings on line, but couldn’t get myself to pull the trigger.

  Lance, on the other hand, was still living the high life. Single and ready to mingle, my asshole twin was going out every night looking for trouble, fucking girls right and left. Fuck my life! How had I gotten here, dreaming about a stripper who’d let me suck her tits? Ah, screw it.

  I wasn’t about to tell Lance about my depraved night at the Donkey Club. He’d consider it slumming, a far cry from the fancy joints he frequented, filled with bottle service and sleek models. But I wanted to go back again, if only to momentarily shake off the nightmare that my life had become.

  “Um yeah that Jane Street deal, I’m going throttle James and Vikram,” I said, referring to the developers again. “They’re such fucking bullshitters. They want twenty-five million for the place and won’t even put in high-end finishes? Fuck them,” I growled.

  Lance still had his eyebrows raised, but didn’t pursue it further. He knew when not to push me, and straightened his tie instead.

  “The boys and I are going to the Dream Hotel tonight, you want to come?” he asked. By boys he meant Jeremy and Jonas, two dickwads we hung with sometimes.

  “Nah,” I growled. “I better go see what Patricia wants.”

  But I knew I was headed back to the Donkey Club, to see the stripper with the big tits and even bigger smile. She’d wormed her way into my brain … and seeing her again was the only way to rid myself of the addiction.

  CHAPTER THREE

  Lance

  I knew Logan was lying. That fucker was always bad at lying which is why I’m the negotiations guy. My brother is charismatic and friendly, great at getting a potential seller to list with us, at partying and making people like him. But he’s never been great at driving a hard bargain, slamming down on his emotions while playing the big points. So I knew he was lying through his teeth. It had something to do with where he’d been last night, and I’d been tipped off after Patricia called me, her voice venomous.

  “Where’s Logan?” she hissed. “Did you take your brother to Club Luxe again?” She was referring to a gentlemen’s club around town famous for its hot underage hookers.

  “No Patty,” I ground out, knowing she hated that name. “I have no idea where Logan is. Why don’t you try calling him?” I said, my own voice cold as ice.

  There’s no love lost between us. Patricia’s like a fucking poison vine growing on my brother’s soul, and it hurt me to see him like this, depressed, moody, not wanting to go home because that blood-sucking leech would be there. Ever since she’d had that “miscarriage” last month, he let her move into his place. What a mistake. She’d done nothing but spend his money and whine, living a life of indolence and greed. God, how I hated that viper.

  So I knew my twin wasn’t headed back to the penthouse he shared with Patricia. He was sneaking off … to where? Patricia keeps him on a tight leash, her fucking minions reporting back to her at every chance.

  I watched as Logan grabbed his stuff, calling downstairs for his car to be brought around. I heard the motor of the Tesla roar and with a squeal, he was off.

  I dialed downstairs as well, and hopped into my Lamborghini. I had a feeling I knew where he was headed … and it was connected to a girl we knew a long time ago.

  CHAPTER FOUR

  Logan

  I was back at the Donkey Club, the music bangin
g and grinding, splitting my ear drums even from outside.

  “A hundred bucks cover,” spat a dude with a greasy comb-over. A hundred bucks for this joint when last night it had been ten? What the fuck? But whatevs, I was on a mission.

  Indoors the noise was even worse. Sawdust flew everywhere, making my throat itch and eyes water, the other patrons a line-up of red-neck meth users. Where did these people come from?

  I know I’m an arrogant shit, using phrases like “these people.” But seriously, you don’t find folk like this in Manhattan. There were literally dudes wearing overalls and cowboy hats, like they were just back from the farm after a hard day’s work. What the fuck? Didn’t they see it was the concrete jungle out there?

  But I was here to find one girl only. I didn’t know her name, which was pretty pathetic because how could I ask management if she was working tonight? But I’d find her. A girl like that has assets worth solid gold, and she’d be working them for all they were worth.

  Three girls shimmied and jiggled on-stage, but none of them were the delicious blonde I’d sampled last night. I waited patiently in the back, semi-hidden in the darkness, waving away girls who tried to approach me.

  Suddenly I heard the trumpeting of bugles, a cheesy prepackaged sound effect.

  “Ladies and gents,” blasted the MC. “May I announce the start of tonight’s Mongo Size Contest?” he chortled.

  What the fuck was this? Were girls with huge breasts going to get up and dance, showing off obscenely huge knockers? God, I hoped not. I hated those Guinness Book of World Record types, the girls who could smash watermelons with their Double H jugs. It was disgusting, the women almost deformed, painful to look at from multiple plastic surgeries.

  But instead, I saw that security was locking the doors, a hush of anticipation descending over the all-male crowd. A blue light came on signaling the ok, and the MC gestured for a few girls to come on-stage.

  “Come on ladies, don’t be shy… not that you’re ever shy,” he cackled again, the purple velvet suit making him look like a garish clown.

  And oh shit. One of the girls was the girl from last night, the one I was looking for. She was luminous, her skin golden and tan, her legs long and shapely. The other girl was just mediocre, and the third was downright fugly. Hey, this is the Donkey Club. If you want to find a stripper who was the product of incest, you’ve come to the right place.

  I saw that my girl was smiling but edgy too. Why? In fact, all of the girls looked a little jumpy, nervously eyeing the crowd.

  “Alright gents, it’s the first time we’re running the Mongo Size Contest, so thanks for forking over that extra cover tonight, one hundred percent of it goes to our girls,” he said with a wink. Bullshit, that cover was going straight to management. But what the fuck was the Mongo Size Contest?

  As if answering my unspoken question, the MC blared again.

  “These girlies here are going to ride some dicks … and the girl who rides the biggest one wins!” he cackled.

  No shit! Was this really going to happen? Were dudes really going to put their stiffies out there and let a girl climb on in public? Shit, this cesspool was even more depraved than I thought.

  But sure enough, a greasy dude stepped up, one of those Jersey Shore types who’s worked out so his chest is really built-up, but his legs scrawny and chicken-like.

  “Alright, let’s take this gent’s measurements!” announced the MC. A woman with a long ruler appeared, unzipping his pants. He pulled out his dong, and fuck that thing was a monster. He began stroking it until it was full-size, and then the woman measured it, whispering in the MC’s ear.

  “This here gent’s got eight inches! Eight solid inches of cock for a girl to ride! Who’s gonna ride him tonight?”

  The girls looked at each other uneasily. I don’t blame them. Although it was their job, eight inches is never easy, it’ll stretch even the loosest pussy. With a deep breath, the mediocre-looking girl stepped forward, probably just to get this over with. She put her arms around the dude’s neck and hoisted herself up. I saw the guy’s cock quest around a bit before finding her hole, splitting that wet flesh as she sank down on the dong, her pussy straining as it ate the fuckpole.

  Her face was twisted in agony, but after a minute or so, she was able to squirm down all the way until the only thing visible was his balls. The woman with the ruler reached a hand down to check, and sure enough the dong was all the way in. She gave a thumbs up to the MC and he shouted with glee.

  “Crystal’s taken eight straight, all the way up into that sweet pussy. She’s going to win the prize unless one of the other girls takes more!” he roared. Shit, this was so fucking depraved. How much were the girls getting to do this?

  But by now, a second dude had wandered up to the stage, his dong out. This motherfucker was already hard, his slit dripping, droplets of pre-cum hitting the stage. The woman measured him, and the MC called out, “Ten inches! Burt here has ten inches for one of our girls to ride!”

  This time the fugly one stepped forward. The dude frowned for a moment, pointing instead at my beautiful girl, but the MC overruled him.

  “Nope, you know the rules, ladies’ choice. Sandy’s chosen you, and you get to fuck this little bitch!”

  This time though, the fugly one lay on her back, spreading her legs, gesturing for the dude to get on top of her. Really? She was lying on sawdust, it was so fucking unhygienic, probably particles getting in her cunt from this pigsty.

  But the dude didn’t even hesitate, unable to resist a free fuck, and knelt between her legs, pushing that massive dong in. The girl cried out, and I could hear her scream shrilly, even from the back. Man, she was in some real pain from the fuckpole! But he drilled her deep, and when the woman referee reached a hand in to check, she gave the MC a thumbs up.

  “That’s right folks! Sandy is fucking a ten-inch cock, and boy, it is IN all the way! Kacey, can you do better?” he crowed, glancing at my beautiful blonde. Oh shit, it was time to see if there was a bigger dong for Kacey to ride. At least I knew her name was Kacey now.

  A huge biker dude shouldered his way up to the stage and I felt my hackles rising. He was so fucking disgusting, old, saggy tattoos running up and down his arms, with an untrimmed greyish-yellow goatee and a leather vest with “Hellions” emblazoned in gothic script on the back. Hellions, my ass, this dude was sixty if a day, he’d be lucky if he lasted another week without a wheelchair.

  He pulled his dick out of his leathers though, and I had to give the guy credit. It was big, and as the woman measured it, it rose stiffly, like a flag waving in the wind.

  Kacey was looking at it with fear and revulsion, swallowing visibly and I saw her give a weak smile to the biker. She then straightened her shoulders, giving her head a small shake of determination, and stared at that dick as if pumping herself up.

  I respected her for that. My little girl was a professional, even when faced with the most disgusting of tasks.

  The MC burst out, “Leather Dan is all of eleven inches! If Kacey can take it all, then she wins the prize unless someone with a bigger dong comes forward!”

  I was revolted at the thought of my little girl climbing onto that pole, stripper or not. I hesitated for a moment, not sure that I wanted to fuck in public, but the thought of that delicious steamy pussy in close contact with Biker Dan? I couldn’t take it.

  I shoved my way to the front of the crowd, mounting the steps to the stage. Kacey looked at me with confusion, then dawning recognition when she saw that I was the guy from last night. I flashed her a smile, confidently unzipping my fly.

  And a hush descended over the crowd because my member had jerked out … and I was fifteen inches long. Kacey was going to have to fit fifteen inches in her cunny to win this contest, my pole boldly purple, bulging with veins as it pointed straight at my little girl.

  She was loving it though. She stared at my fuckpole like it was the tastiest sausage, something she couldn’t wait to fit into her scorchin
g cunny, licking her lips absentmindedly as she eyed my length and girth. Oh fuck! I had a fuckslut on my hands, my favorite type of female. She nodded, and with a saucy look at me, got down on her hands and knees in the sawdust.

  I knelt behind her, waiting patiently as the woman measured my dick. Sure enough, fifteen inches was declared.

  “Fifteen inches!” cried the MC. “We ain’t ever seen this before! Fitting fifteen inches!” he hollered.

  And I probed her little slit with my member, noting with satisfaction that she was totally lubed up, the air heavy with her aromatic female scent.

  “Ready?” I growled under my breath.

  And the little blonde nodded at me ever so slightly, tossing her hair and giving me a sexy smile over her shoulder.

  With a massive pump, I fucked into her. She was literally lifted off her hands and knees a bit, my shaft was so fucking big, skewering her on my penis like a pig on a roast. She screamed, throwing her head back, her pussy stretched unbearably, labia like thin rubber bands pinched around my dick with no choice but to submit. She squealed again, the violation so complete, so overwhelming, that her eyes rolled back for a moment. Finally though, Kacey calmed and tried to breathe.

  “Slowly, slowly,” I murmured, my hands caressing her waist and ass. Because I was only in about five inches … and there was still ten to go. She must have suspected because looking over her shoulder, she whimpered, cowed by how much man meat was left.

  I rubbed her ass again, soothingly stroking that firm golden flesh.

  “You can do it,” I urged. Slowly, I began pressing my hips forward, burrowing myself into that tight tunnel, packing her full as she squealed again, tossing her hair, her little body struggling as she was reamed. And with a final thrust, I was in all the way.