Looking for Rachel Wallace

by Robert B. Parker

  LOOKING FOR RACHEL WALLACE

  (Spenser 06)

  By

  Robert B. Parker

  For Joan, David, and Daniel—my good fortune

  1

  Locke-Ober’s Restaurant is on Winter Place, which is an alley off Winter Street just down from the Common. It is Old Boston the way the Custom House tower is Old Boston. The decor is plain. The waiters wear tuxedos. There are private dining rooms. Downstairs is a room which used to be the Men’s Bar until it was liberated one lunchtime by a group of humorless women who got into a shouting match with a priest. Now anybody can go in there and do what they want. They take Master Charge.

  I didn’t need Master Charge. I wasn’t paying, John Ticknor was paying. And he didn’t need Master Charge, because he was paying with the company’s money. I ordered lobster Savannah. The company was Hamilton Black Publishing, and they had ten million dollars. Ticknor ordered scrod.

  “And two more drinks, please.”

  “Very good.” The waiter took our menus and hurried off. He had a hearing aid in each ear.

  Ticknor finished his Negroni. “You drink only beer, Mr. Spenser?”

  The waiter returned with a draft Heineken for me and another Negroni for Ticknor.

  “No. I’ll drink wine sometimes.”

  “But no hard liquor?”

  “Not often. I don’t like it. I like beer.”

  “And you always do what you like.”

  “Almost always. Sometimes I can’t.”

  He sipped some more Negroni. Sipping didn’t look easy for him.

  “What might prevent you?” he said.

  “I might have to do something I don’t like in order to get to do something I like a lot.”

  Ticknor smiled a little. “Metaphysical,” he said.

  I waited. I knew he was trying to size me up. That was okay, I was used to that. People didn’t know anything about hiring someone like me, and they almost always vamped around for a while.

  “I like milk, too,” I said. “Sometimes I drink that.”

  Ticknor nodded. “Do you carry a gun?” he said.

  “Yes.”

  The waiter brought our salad.

  “How tall are you?”

  “Six one and something.”

  “How much do you weigh?”

  “Two-oh-one and a half, this morning, after running.”

  “How far do you run?”

  The salad was made with Boston lettuce and was quite fresh.

  “I do about five miles a day,” I said. “Every once in a while I’ll do ten to sort of stretch out.”

  “How did your nose get broken?”

  “I fought Joe Walcott once when he was past his prime.”

  “And he broke your nose?”

  “If he’d been in his prime, he’d have killed me,” I said.

  “You were a fighter then.”

  I nodded. Ticknor was washing down a bite of salad with the rest of his Negroni.

  “And you’ve been on the police?”

  I nodded.

  “And you were dismissed?”

  “Yeah.”

  “Why?”

  “They said I was intractable.”

  “Were they right?”

  “Yeah.”

  The waiter brought our entree.

  “I am told that you are quite tough.”

  “You betcha,” I said. “I was debating here today whether to have lobster Savannah or just eat one of the chairs.”

  Ticknor smiled again, but not like he wanted me to marry his sister.

  “I was also told that you were—I believe the phrase was, and I’m quoting—‘a smart-mouthed bastard’—though it was not said without affection.”

  I said, “Whew.”

  Ticknor ate a couple of green peas from the side dish. He was maybe fifty and athletic-looking. Squash probably, tennis. Maybe he rode. He wore rimless glasses, which you don’t see all that often anymore, and had a square-jawed Harvardy face, and an unkempt gray crew cut like Archibald Cox. Not a patsy even with the Bryn Mawr accent. Not soft.

  “Were you thinking of commissioning a biography of me, or do you want to hire me to break someone’s arm?”

  “I know some book reviewers,” he said, “but … no, neither of those.” He ate five more peas. “Do you know very much about Rachel Wallace?”

  “Sisterhood,” I said.

  “Really?”

  “Yeah. I have an intellectual friend. Sometimes she reads to me.”

  “What did you think of it?”

  “I thought Simone de Beauvoir already said most of it.”

  “Have you read The Second Sex?”

  “Don’t tell the guys down the gym,” I said. “They’ll think I’m a fairy.”

  “We published Sisterhood.”

  “Oh, yeah?”

  “Nobody ever notices the publisher. But yes, we did. And we’re publishing her new book.”

  “What is that called?”

  “Tyranny.”

  “Catchy title.”

  “It is an unusual book,” Ticknor said. “The tyrants are people in high places who discriminate against gay women.”

  “Catchy idea,” I said.

  Ticknor frowned for a moment. “The people in high places are named. Ms. Wallace has already had threats against her if the book is published.”

  “Ah-hah,” I said.

  “I beg your pardon?”

  “My role in this is beginning to take on definition.”

  “Oh, yes, the threats. Well, yes. That’s it essentially. We want you to protect her.”

  “Two hundred dollars a day,” I said. “And expenses.”

  “Expenses?”

  “Yeah, you know. Sometimes I run out of ammunition and have to buy more. Expenses.”

  “There are people I can get for half that.”

  “Yeah.”

  The waiter cleared the lunch dishes and poured coffee.

  “I’m not authorized to go that high.”

  I sipped my coffee.

  “I can offer one hundred thirty-five dollars a day.”

  I shook my head.

  Ticknor laughed. “Have you ever been a literary agent?” he said.

  “I told you, I don’t do things I don’t like to do if I can avoid it.”

  “And you don’t like to work for a hundred and thirty-five a day.”

  I nodded.

  “Can you protect her?”

  “Sure. But you know as well as I do that it depends on what I protect her from. I can’t prevent a psychopath from sacrificing himself to kill her. I can’t prevent a horde of hate-crazed sexists from descending on her. I can make her harder to hurt, I can up the cost to the hurter. But if she wishes to live anything like a normal life, I can’t make her completely safe.”

  “I understand that,” Ticknor said. He didn’t look happy about it, though.

  “What about the cops?” I said.

  “Ms. Wallace doesn’t trust them. She sees them as, quote, ‘agents of repression.’”

  “Oh.”

  “She has also said she refuses to have, and once again I quote, ‘a rabble of armed thugs following me about day and night.’ She has agreed to a single bodyguard. At first she insisted on a woman.”

  “But?”

  “But if there were to be but one, we felt a man might be better. I mean if you had to wrestle with an assassin, or whatever. A man would be stronger, we felt.”

  “And she agreed?”

  “Without enthusiasm.”

  “She gay?” I said.

  “Yes,” Ticknor said.

  “And out of the closet?”

  “Aggressively out of the closet,” Ticknor said. “Does t
hat bother you?”

  “Gay, no. Aggressive, yes. We’re going to spend a lot of time together. I don’t want to fight with her all day.”

  “I can’t say it will be pleasant, Spenser. She’s not an easy person. She has a splendid mind, and she has forced the world to listen to her. It has been difficult. She’s tough and cynical and sensitive to every slight.”

  “Well, I’ll soften her up,” I said. “I’ll bring some candy and flowers, sweet-talk her a little … ”

  Ticknor looked like he’d swallowed a bottle cap.

  “My God, man, don’t joke with her. She’ll simply explode.”

  Ticknor poured some more coffee for me and for himself from the small silver pot. There was only one other table occupied now. It made no difference to our waiter. He sprang forward when Ticknor put the coffeepot down, took it away, and returned almost at once with a fresh pot.

  “The only reservation I have,” Ticknor said when the waiter had retreated, “is the potential for a personality clash.”

  I leaned back in my chair and folded my arms.

  “You look good in most ways,” Ticknor said. “You’ve got the build for it. People who should know say you are as tough as you look. And they say you’re honest. But you work awfully hard sometimes at being a wise guy. And you look like everything Rachel hates.”

  “It’s not hard work,” I said.

  “What isn’t?”

  “Being a wise guy. It’s a gift.”

  “Perhaps,” Ticknor said. “But it is not a gift that will endear you to Rachel Wallace. Neither will the muscles and the machismo.”

  “I know a guy would lend me a lavender suit,” I said.

  “Don’t you want this work?” Ticknor said.

  I shook my head. “What you want, Mr. Ticknor, is someone feisty enough to get in the line of someone else’s fire, and tough enough to get away with it. And you want him to look like Winnie-the-Pooh and act like Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm. I’m not sure Rebecca’s even got a gun permit.”

  He was silent for a moment. The other table cleared, and now we were alone in the upstairs dining room, except for several waiters and the maitre d‘.

  “God damn it,” Ticknor said. “You are right. If you’ll take the job, it’s yours. Two hundred dollars a day and expenses. And God help me, I hope I’m right.”

  “Okay,” I said. “When do I meet Ms. Wallace?”

  2

  I met Rachel Wallace on a bright October day when Ticknor and I walked down from his office across the Common and the Public Garden through the early turn-of-fall foliage and visited her in her room at the Ritz.

  She didn’t look like Carry Nation. She looked like a pleasant woman about my age with a Diane Von Furstenberg dress on and some lipstick, and her hair long and black and clean.

  Ticknor introduced us. She shook hands firmly and looked at me carefully. If I’d had tires, she’d have kicked them. “Well, you’re better than I expected,” she said.

  “What did you expect?” I said.

  “A wide-assed ex-policeman with bad breath wearing an Anderson Little suit.”

  “Everybody makes mistakes,” I said.

  “Let’s have as few as possible between us,” she said. “To insure that, I think we need to talk. But not here. I hate hotel rooms. We’ll go down to the bar.”

  I said okay. Ticknor nodded. And the three of us went down to the bar. The Ritz is all a bar should be—dark and quiet and leathery, with a huge window that looks out onto Arlington Street and across it to the Public Garden. The window is tinted so that the bar remains dim. I always like to drink in the Ritz Bar. Ticknor and Rachel Wallace had martinis on the rocks. I had beer.

  “That figures,” Rachel Wallace said, when I ordered the beer.

  “Everybody laughs at me when I order a Pink Lady,” I said.

  “John has warned me that you are a jokester. Well, I am not. If we are to have any kind of successful association, you’d best understand right now that I do not enjoy humor. Whether or not successful.”

  “Okay if now and then I enjoy a wry, inward smile if struck by one of life’s vagaries?”

  She turned to Ticknor, and said, “John, he won’t do. Get rid of him.”

  Ticknor took a big drink of his martini. “Rachel, damn it. He’s the best around at what we need. You did needle him about the beer. Be reasonable, Rachel.”

  I sipped some beer. There were peanuts in a small bowl in the center of the table. I ate some.

  “He’s read your book,” Ticknor said. “He’d read it even before I approached him.”

  She took the olive on a toothpick out of her drink and bit half of it off and held the other half against her bottom lip and looked at me. “What did you think of Sisterhood?”

  “I think you are rehashing Simone de Beauvoir.”

  Her skin was quite pale and the lipstick mouth was very bright against it. It made her smile more noticeable. “Maybe you’ll do,” she said. “I prefer to think that I’m reapplying Simone de Beauvoir to contemporary issues. But I’ll accept ‘rehashing.’ It’s direct. You speak your mind.”

  I ate some more peanuts.

  “Why did you read Simone de Beauvoir?”

  “My friend gave it to me for my birthday. She recommended it.”

  “What did you feel was her most persuasive insight?”

  “Her suggestion that women occupied the position of other. Are we having a quiz later?”

  “I wish to get some insight into your attitude toward women and women’s issues.”

  “That’s dumb,” I said. “You ought to be getting insight into how well I can shoot and how hard I can hit and how quick I can dodge. That’s what somebody is giving me two hundred a day for. My attitude toward women is irrelevant. So are my insights into The Second Sex.”

  She looked at me some more. She leaned back against the black leather cushions of the corner banquette where we sat. She rubbed her hands very softly together.

  “All right,” she said. “We shall try. But there are ground rules. You are a big attractive man. You have probably been successful in your dealings with some women. I am not like those women. I am a lesbian. I have no sexual interest in you or any other man. Therefore there is no need for flirtatious behavior. And no need to take it personally. Does the idea of a gay woman offend you or titillate you?”

  “Neither of the above,” I said. “Is there a third choice?”

  “I hope so,” she said. She motioned to the waiter and ordered another round. “I have work to do,” she went on. “I have books to write and publicize. I have speeches to give and causes to promote and a life to live. I will not stay in some safe house and hide while my life goes by. I will not change what I am, whatever the bigots say and do. If you want to do this, you’ll have to understand that.”

  “I understand that,” I said.

  “I also have an active sex life. Not only active but often diverse. You’ll have to be prepared for that, and you’ll have to conceal whatever hostility you may feel toward me or the women I sleep with.”

  “Do I get fired if I blush?”

  “I told you before, I have no sense of humor. Do you agree or disagree?”

  “Agree.”

  “Finally, except when you feel my life is in danger, I want you to stay out of my way. I realize you will have to be around and watchful. I don’t know how serious the threats are, but you have to assume they are serious. I understand that. But short of a mortal situation I do not want to hear from you. I want a shadow.”

  I said, “Agree,” and drank the rest of my beer. The waiter came by and removed the empty peanut bowl and replaced it. Rachel Wallace noticed my beer was gone and gestured that the waiter should bring another. Ticknor looked at his glass and at Rachel Wallace’s. His was empty, hers wasn’t. He didn’t order.

  “Your appearance is good,” she said. “That’s a nice suit, and it’s well tailored. Are you dressed up for the occasion or do you always look good?”

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nbsp; “I’m dressed up for the occasion. Normally I wear a light-blue body stocking with a big red S on the front.” It was dim in the bar, but her lipstick was bright, and I thought for a moment she smiled, or nearly smiled, or one corner of her mouth itched.

  “I want you presentable,” she said.

  “I’ll be presentable, but if you want me appropriate, you’ll have to let me know your plans ahead of time.”

  She said, “Certainly.”

  I said thank you. I tried to think of things other than the peanuts. One bowl was enough.

  “I’ve had my say, now it is your turn. You must have some rules or questions, or whatever. Speak your mind.”

  I drank beer. “As I said to Mr. Ticknor when he and I first talked, I cannot guarantee your safety. What I can do is increase the odds against an assassin. But someone dedicated or crazy can get you.”

  “I understand that,” she said.

  “I don’t care about your sex life. I don’t care if you elope with Anita Bryant. But I do need to be around when it happens. If you make it with strangers, you might be inviting your murderer to bed.”

  “Are you suggesting I’m promiscuous?”

  “You suggested it a little while ago. If you’re not, it’s not a problem. I don’t assume your friends will kill you.”

  “I think we’ll not discuss my sex life further. John, for God’s sake order another drink. You look so uncomfortable, I’m afraid you’ll discorporate.”

  He smiled and signaled the waiter.

  “Do you have any other statements to make?” she said to me.

  “Maybe one more,” I said. “I hire on to guard your body, that’s what I’ll do. I will work at it. Part of working at it will include telling you things you can do and things you can’t do. I know my way around this kind of work a lot better than you do. Keep that in mind before you tell me to stick it. I’ll stay out of your way when I can, but I can’t always.”

  She put her hand out across the table, and I took it. “We’ll try it, Spenser,” she said. “Maybe it won’t work, but it could. We’ll try.”

  3

  “Okay,” I said, “tell me about the death threats.”

  “I’ve always gotten hate mail. But recently I have gotten some phonecalls.”

  “How recently?”

  “As soon as the bound galleys went out.”