DILF: A Secret Baby Bad Boy Romance

by Alexis Angel

  That’s right. He’s given me a set of keys. I think he gave them to me last month – after we’d been dating for two months. I know what he sees in me. He thinks I’m hot, or whatever. I mean, I try to work out and look good. I save up for things like dresses or heels or yoga pants. I don’t spend obsessively going shopping all the time, and I’m not vain, or anything. But I try to look cute. And I guess he appreciates it. I mean, if you ask me, there are a thousand other prettier girls you can find at any given moment—I’m not anything that special, but Peter always likes showing me off for whatever reason.

  But then again, aren’t I kind of doing the same thing? I know that's what you were thinking maybe, weren’t you? When I said the fact that Peter has a job and his own apartment makes him a catch, I did my own aspect of superficial judging there I think.

  I mean, on paper, that’s great. But he’s not perfect. I don’t think there’s such a thing as a perfect guy. He’s okay to look at—he’s tall enough, and he’s not like super hot, but he’s not ugly. He’s just … average.

  We have sex. I mean, it is what it is. It’s not like super-crazy sex or anything. Like I’m not yelling at the top of my lungs. Sometimes I don’t really cum. I mean, everyone knows that to be a girl means sometimes a guy’s cock isn’t going to do it for you, right? And Peter isn't a big fan of going down on me, so sometimes I just fake it to make sure everything is going well. I mean, a part of me is really turned on and gets really wet knowing what I can bring him to. What I can do to him.

  That’s what I’m thinking about tonight. I’m thinking I want to have sex. I want to fuck. But is his 5-inch cock going to satisfy me tonight? Some nights I’m lucky. If I’m coming from the club, already kind of horny, then sure, I can get off no problem. But some days, 5 inches, no matter how hard, doesn't really do it for me.

  Maybe if Peter worked out a bit more. But every time I ever bring it up, he talks about how busy he is from work and how much he needs to decompress. I guess I can understand that. I mean, the guy who shared the cab with me today—he was hot. Obviously doesn't miss a gym day. Gym day is every day for someone like that.

  I wonder what having sex with someone like that would be like as I finish climbing the four sets of stairs and open the door.

  Maybe tonight I can close my eyes and pretend that Peter is the Gorgeous Jerk. If I keep my eyes closed and not think about the body I’m feeling—the slight man boobs and bit of a potbelly—I guess I could pass it off.

  “Oh fuck, baby, that’s so good. Just like that,” I hear Peter say from his room. He’s got a one-bedroom apartment in Midtwon West and I know he basically pays an arm and a leg for it, with very little left over to afford.

  But that’s not what I’m thinking about as I hear him again.

  “Oh fuck, fuck baby,” I hear him.

  Is he jerking off? Maybe I should have texted him instead of just coming up here like this.

  I don't know why I make my footfalls softer.

  But then again, I also don't know why my heart is beating so hard.

  I’m at the threshold to his bedroom. The door is closed. I hear the bedsprings squeak.

  Someone is in there with him.

  I give myself a moment to close my eyes and prepare for the worst.

  I mean, I thought we were good together. That this was as good as it gets. But maybe I was wrong? Maybe I wasn’t good enough for Peter? I don’t know, okay. Have you ever been in a situation like this? Because I haven’t. I don't know if I’m thinking right.

  I open the door. I don’t even both knocking.

  The reaction is almost immediate.

  Peter is on top of someone and he stops while he's raised up. He twists his head back and sees me. His eyes go wide.

  “Ashley!” Peter exclaims.

  I just stand there as he looks back down to whoever it is below him and then to me, like a deer caught in headlights.

  “Ashley, what are you doing here?” Peter asks again.

  I say nothing. No, that’s not true. I think I shake my head.

  Yes, I’m shaking my head.

  “Ashley,” Peter says again, as if saying my name again is going to mitigate what I’m seeing.

  And what I’m seeing is searing into my memory. I see Peter get up off of whomever he's with. His dick is hard and slimy.

  He tries to cover himself, but the woman grabs the blanket and raises her head.

  She’s blonde like me. She has huge boobs. Not so slender. Kind of a fucked-up face.

  Yes, okay, I’m being unfair. Whatever. I have the right to be unfair right now.

  “Ashley!” Peter says again.

  I wish there was something I could do to make everyone see what an asshole my ex-boyfriend is.

  I’m not thinking. That’s why I pull out my phone.

  I turn on Facebook. I select the option to go live.

  Sure, I’m young. I have thousands of friends on Facebook. So does Peter. We have so many mutual friends in common. People from Peter’s work are my friends.

  I push the button and voila. We’re live on Facebook.

  “Everyone,” I say pointing my iPhone toward Peter who is standing there frozen, his dick is hard. “Say hello to my ex-boyfriend. He used to be my boyfriend, but I just got home from work a few minutes ago. I’m about four hours early. And I found him in bed with…”

  The woman doesn’t seem fazed at all. She gets out of bed and I wince as I see her tits sway. Did he cheat on her because I don't have as big of tits as her? I mean, I have D cups. She’s definitely older.

  She looks to me.

  “Hey, love bug,” she says with a wave as she picks up a pair of panties. “I’m Laura. You can find me on the corner of 42nd and 8th Avenue. I charge $100 for the half hour. $150 for the hour. Do you want my website or something?”

  A hooker?

  A fucking hooker?

  Peter Theller, my boyfriend, was cheating on me with a hooker who stands outside of the Port Authority Bus Terminal?

  “Peter Theller,” I say, surprisingly calm. “I just want to make sure all my friends know, so they don't have to ask when they find out why we broke up, that I caught you cheating on me with a hundred dollar whore that you found outside of the bus terminal!”

  I zoom into his face. He’s sputtering.

  I move the camera down.

  Peter’s cock, which was as hard as a 5-inch cock could be, starts to deflate. Despite myself, I can't suppress a smirk. This is insane.

  “Ashley, turn that off!” Peter says angrily.

  Doesn't matter. He can try to turn my phone off. Hell, he can break it if he wants. It's already gone live. And it’ll play forever. And ever. Till the end of time.

  “I have nothing else to say to you, you stupid, selfish, piece of shit,” I say to him. My voice is even calm. Still.

  Am I acting crazy? The jury’s gonna be out on that one, babe. But I don't work 8 hours grinding my ass on other guys’ cocks not to be able to roll with the punches. And I’m not gonna put up with this shit.

  Not when there are guys who look like the Gorgeous Jerk walking around out there.

  I turn off my phone and turn around.

  “Nice to meet you!” the hooker calls out. “I’m Laura. In case you didn't get that.”

  I don't know how, but I’m out the door.

  Peter is calling out to me. But I couldn’t care less at this point.

  I run down the stairs. They go by in a flash. All of a sudden I’m outside. I run across the street and down the stairs into the subway.

  I catch the downtown C from Port Authority. I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m glad that at least I’m headed home.

  I sit down on the bench in the train car and I think about crying. But no. No tears for him! Never for him!

  I will survive this. I will fucking survive!

  40

  Arsen

  “I’m sure that had my father been here at this point, he would've been the first to join me in
congratulating the Board of Directors of the Metropolitan Museum of Art on their opening of their new Impressionist Wing,” I say to the polite applause and some knowing laughter. “I’m sure he would've been particularly taken with the nudes.”

  The laughter is a bit lighter now, people more at ease.

  “On behalf of the Met, I am honored that his last act was to grant this gift,” I finish and this time the applause is spontaneous.

  Of course it fucking is. People will take money from anyone, no matter how fucking wealthy they already are. Never mind that half the people in this room would've never fucking allowed my dad to come near their daughters when he was alive. And could you fucking blame them? I couldn’t. The guy literally made billions of dollars selling smut. I must've had at least six stepmothers in my life. I lost track after a while. Each one came all giggly, then watched as they fell into neglect as their bodies aged, until they left with their suitcases that they came with, and a fat settlement check.

  Now they’re dedicating a wing of the fucking Met to him. Don’t get me wrong. It cost money. But it’s the least I could do, allocating a portion of the money from the sale of the live sex webcams that he controlled and writing a check to the fucking Met.

  That’s right. It’s only been ten fucking days and I’ve already started selling pieces of my dad’s smut empire.

  Don’t get me fucking wrong. I love to fuck. I mean, the first time you saw me, I was fucking two strippers, remember?

  “You’re father would have been very proud of you,” some random old guy says as I descend the podium. I have no idea who the fuck he is, but he takes the stage after me. I navigate around all the fucking leeches that surround this place. As long as I’m making a name for myself by distancing myself from my dad’s smut kingdom, and giving away some money to them, they’re content to come let me inside. But the moment I start going against their rules, they’ll pull back the red carpet and leave me out in the cold.

  I find Gerard waiting for me outside the Met on the steps. He’s looking through his phone, checking emails. Always a good lawyer. Always on top of things. Hell, he basically raised me after my Mom died and Dad started marrying women left and right. When I moved out of the house before college because I just couldn’t get into Dad living with three other women, it was Gerard who fucking made sure I didn’t go off the deep end. Sure, I like to party. I like to get wild. But trust me when I tell you that I’d be having a lot more than tattoos on my body if Gerard weren’t there to bring me back when I started to stray.

  “Luca Gianoni’s left two emails and a voicemail while you were inside,” Gerard says. “He’s still talking about the rest of the strip clubs as being on the table.”

  Great. Does no one in this fucking city buy into the sex business except the fucking mob? I’d rather not sell to them if I can help it, but if no one else is at the fucking table, I can’t really help it.

  “We have no more other offers?” I ask, incredulous. “The strip clubs bring in close to five hundred grand a night when you combine them.”

  Gerard shrugs. “They also cost roughly three hundred grand a night combined when you add it all up,” he says.

  He’s got a point of course. Strippers aren’t cheap. In fact, they’re fucking expensive. But oh my fucking God, what a great fucking expense to throw money at.

  I’ve always been a fan of strippers. But I swear it’s like ever since that night a week and a half ago, I can’t get strippers out of my fucking head.

  I sigh as I get into the car and Gerard gets in next to me.

  “You thinking of heading to Scorcher's again, Arsen?” he asks. He’s got a touch of fucking pity in his eyes. I can’t blame the guy as I nod.

  “I got to find this girl,” I tell him. I’ve been searching high and fucking low for the stripper who was on the pole. I don’t know her name. I don’t know when she works. No one else at the club seems to either.

  You want to know the bitch about the whole thing, though? It’s that same night I shared a fucking cab with her. I could've asked her for her name at least that night.

  Don’t you knock me for being quiet that night. I’m sorry, it was just that my Dad had just died, okay? Sex wasn’t really going through my head at that point. This isn’t like some fucking plot hole or something you can mention in the review. You try getting news that your estranged family member has just hit the fucking bucket and you have to manage a sprawling multi-billion dollar sex empire and see if you remember the small details.

  The car pulls up outside the strip club where I had first seen this gorgeous, blonde haired, perfectly curved woman ten fucking days ago. With a name like Scorcher's, I’m not sure what I'm going to find instead. But fuck it. If I come up empty, maybe I can fuck another stripper.

  Way to look at the fucking bright side, eh?

  I walk in, and instantly I’m greeted by the House Mom, Yasmine.

  Yasmine’s been eyeing my fucking cock for years. She’s got to be the oldest one in this joint. And a fucking vet too, seeing girls come and go.

  “You’re here for another one of my girls tonight, Arsen?” she asks me with an arched eyebrow.

  “I’m looking for someone,” I tell her. Sure she’s been eyeing me, but I’ve never really given it up to her. Never really know why. Just the circumstances weren’t right probably.

  “Let’s go upstairs,” Yasmine says as she turns around. I look at her ass flex and instantly I’m reminded of the blonde. Yasmine turns her head back to look at me. “To your office.”

  I follow dutifully. Fuck it, if I don’t try to get my dick hard thinking about boning Yasmine. But it’s like every time I think about ass, or tits, or pussy, there’s just one image that keeps coming into my head.

  Yeah, you fucking guessed it. The blonde goddess that I saw last week.

  We get upstairs and the music is a bit more subdued.

  Yasmine slides over to me, rapidly erasing any personal space that I may have had. But I don’t mind. I wrap my arms around her back and squeeze her ass.

  “I’ve been waiting for this for a long time, Arsen,” she coos. “I knew you were coming tonight. You’ve been here every night. But ever since you had Sophie and Heather, you haven’t taken any other girl. I think I know why.”

  Maybe this is going to be my lucky night. Does Yasmine know?

  That explains it! She didn’t want to fuck me, but that’s what she had to make it look like to the other girls.

  Jesus, I’ll never figure women out, you know?

  “You’re done with those girls, aren’t you, baby?” Yasmine asks. I don’t know why, but I nod.

  “You need someone who’s finally caught your eye, don’t you?” she asks. Fuck, she’s on the money.

  “You need someone who will treat you just right,” Yasmine says.

  She couldn’t be more clued in if she tried.

  “You know where I can find her?” I ask and Yasmine smiles. Her hand comes to rest on my crotch.

  Wait a fucking second!

  “What do you mean, babe?” Yasmine asks, a glint in her eyes. But I’m too caught up and I don’t pay attention.

  “I think she was what? 5’ 7”. Blonde hair. Body like a goddess. Last time I saw her was ten days ago, the night I had Sophie and Heather up here,” I tell Yasmine.

  Stifling a look of disappointment, Yasmine backs off.

  “That’s where I saw her for the first time, and then I actually shared a cab with her, but I didn’t get a chance to talk to her much,” I say.

  Yeah, I’m a fucking asshole because Yasmine looks completely fucking disappointed. I guess she really did want to fuck me tonight, huh?

  But you know what? I’m going to be the first one to admit that in reality I am a fucking asshole. I got nothing to fucking hide. So there. I’ll be completely honest about it with you as to who I am.

  I mean, I’m sorry if it hurts your feelings, but would you rather I lie?

  “You’re talking about Ashley,” Yasmine
says quietly.

  So this Stripper Goddess has a name! Finally.

  “Is she working tonight?” I ask her.

  “She doesn’t work here anymore,” Yasmine says and I think I see a glint of pleasure at the total look of devastation that wracks my face. "Her stage name is Misty, but her real name is Ashley Lane. Don't tell anyone that I told you."

  Just my fucking luck. The one woman I obsess about ends up being the one who doesn’t work here anymore.

  But Yasmine has a heart of gold, because her next words are, “She started working at Simulated Pleasures last week.”

  Fucking bingo!

  Good thing I didn’t sell that place yet.

  First thing tomorrow, I’m stopping by there and finding out how to get ahold of this girl.

  I rush over and kiss Yasmine on the lips.

  Hell, I break it off before she wants more. I know what I do to women. And I don’t want to go down that road now with anyone but Stripper Goddess. Wait. I mean Ashley.

  “Thank you so fucking much, Yasmine,” I say and she just looks at me in a daze as I rush down the stairs.

  I got to get ready for tomorrow.

  It’s going to be a great fucking day. I can feel it.

  41

  Ashley

  It's been exactly one week of taking calls and I've learned a few things: never ask permission questions, never asked if they're married, and hot girls aren't bored. So when the phone rings, I immediately snap into character. I lower my voice almost to a whisper. I finger the lace of my bra—Agent Provocateur—and then run my hands up my stockings. I know some people can do this job while they're washing the dishes, or mopping the floor or something, but for me, I have to be all in. I can't multi-task. I think it should feel authentic, and wearing the heels and lingerie instantly gets me into character. I even turn down the lights. I find that the darker the room is, the more I can focus on the voice on the other end of the line.

  I answer the call and sit back on my bed. I whisper in a soft, sultry voice. The secret is to keep your voice smooth as a stick of butter. "Hi, this is Misty. Who am I speaking with?"