Agent Nine and the Killer Beats

by Olga Ordina

  Chapter Five

  It was their first day of school. The three agents parked their ship on the staff parking lot, hoping that'd be alright, and walked into the school with the most oblivious confidence one could ever carry. They headed towards the principal's office to make sure Strawberry registered them.

  "Look at those losers!" one of the students walked passed the three, well dressed, agents.

  "That is so rude." Six replied. "Where's your class?"

  "I'm heading to it. Duh!" the student replied and walked away.

  "I meant social wise." Six looked at Nine who laughed.

  The three walked into the principal's office and the receptionist waved them in.

  "Hi guys, welcome to Perry High. I assume all three of you are in the system?" the receptionist asked. She had curly short hair and was a bit on the heavy side.

  "Yea we should be in there." Natalie shifted her eyes.

  "I see we have three new students registered, and here you are." the receptionist scrolled through her tablet. "Alex, Natalie and Tatum?" she asked the agents.

  "Christine used our real names?" Six looked at Natalie.

  "I think she used our real transcripts from high school." Natalie whispered back to Six.

  The receptionist printed three schedules and handed them to the newly registered students. She then smiled. "I hope you are real students, and not like that fake reporter who tried to pass off as a student here last year."

  "No, we're here for a different reason." Nine nodded. The three grabbed their schedules from the receptionist.

  "Please go to your first classes." the receptionist smiled at Nine who winked back at her.

  As soon as Nine stepped into his first class, English, he spotted the captain of the cheerleading team sitting at the back of the classroom. She didn't seem to recognize him. Probably because it was dark when she saw him the other night. As the teacher was writing something on the blackboard, Nine walked to the back where the cheerleader sat. She looked up at him and immediately fell for his good looks.

  "Hi, I'm Tatum." Nine reached out to her for a hand shake.

  "Dottie." The cheerleader extended her hand. Nine took it and kissed the back of her hand. He looked at her blushing cheeks and smiled.

  "You're like new, right?" Dottie asked.

  "Yes, quite." Nine replied. "Are you the captain of the team?" he pointed to her red cheerleading uniform that she wore.

  "How did you know?" she asked. "I'm the captain."

  The teacher turned to the students and began his lecture. The rest of the class the cheerleader and Nine sat quietly, glancing at each other once in a while. Nine seemed to charm the panties of her. She was very friendly to him.

  At the end of class, Dottie handed Nine a message, and skipped out of the classroom. Nine opened and read it quietly to himself.

  You are handsome, if you're looking for some fun, my phone number is 955559, don't tell anyone. Nine even read it as a cheer. This girl was really something.

  At lunch, Nine met up with the other two agents and the three discussed their first day of school over chocolate milk and French fries.

  "School is nothing I remember it to be." Six told his friends. "People here love science. So much so, it is way too suspicious. For example, in my first class, they are teaching these kids how to build bombs. It's like they are planning something big for their next generation. Needless to say I'm acing that course."

  "You're telling me?" Natalie added. "In my class, all I kept hearing is how this planet will be the number one planet in our galaxy. Hopefully the only planet. Which is surprising considering that music concerts are their biggest industry. How was your class Nine?"

  "I made some headway with the captain of the cheerleading squad." Nine told his team. "I will seduce her and get the killer beats data that she currently possesses."

  "How do you know she has them?" Natalie asked.

  "I can't imagine anyone else who would." Nine explained.

  At that moment the cheerleaders got up on cafeteria tables and broke into a cheer getting everyone's attention.

  "We're here, we're queer, we're delivering some cheers!" they shouted and danced at the same time. Dottie jumped up on a cafeteria table and held up a megaphone.

  "We've go the brand new, never heard of before beats. These killer beats will destroy other planets, guaranteeing us total world domination! We will play them to the world, representing KP planet. Soon the world will be ours!" she announced. The students broke out into a roar.

  "We are number one!" she shouted over and over again. The students then followed.

  "That also proves that she holds the data." Nine suspiciously stared at Dottie. "I will get it guys, not to worry."

  "I know you will Tatum." Natalie nodded and finished her chocolate milk.

  Nine got up from his table and walked over to Dottie, who then dropped her megaphone and jumped down to greet him.

  "So about that date." he whispered to her.

  "I was hoping my cheer would impress you." she smiled at him. "Want to come over to my house tonight?"

  "Yes, I do." Nine smiled at her.

  "You look kind of old, like my dad." she told him.

  Nine frowned. "Well then... Can I still come over?"

  "Yes." she excitedly told him and ran away like a little school girl with a crush.

  Nine enjoyed the entertainment and walked back to his table.

  "I guess we won't need to stage a dance after all." Six told Natalie.

  "Damn," she sighed. "I really wanted to go to a dance. Wear that nice dress I've been saving. You know a high school dance is the most important memory for a girl."

  "What about her wedding?" Six asked.

  "Oh, weddings come and go." Natalie waved her hand.

  "I will go get that stupid data before we'll have to disguise as ghosts for our next mission." Nine waved for Natalie and Six to follow and step out of the school. The three jumped into Nine's ship and Nine dialed Strawberry to let her in on their plan.

  "Hi guys." Strawberry replied. "Before you say anything, that Dottie girl is on to all of you."

  "How did you know?" Six asked.

  "I've been monitoring all three of you. There are hidden cameras all over that school." Strawberry explained. " Some reporter installed them weeks ago. I'm sorry Nine but I'm afraid, in order for you to steal that data, you will have to disguise yourself as a ghost tonight."

  "Aw." Nine replied.

  "You will sneak into her house from the back door and climb upstairs to her room. If she sees you, just say 'Boo!' and take that laptop away from her then run! No matter what, hold tight to that laptop and never let go. Promise me that you'll never let go Nine." Strawberry explained the plan.

  "I promise! Okay, I'm going tonight." Nine told her. "This mission is turning out to be a pain in the..." he looked at Six.

  "We do it for the money." Six shrugged.

  That night Nine put a white sheet over his head and cut two holes in the sheet to be able to see. He then tried to tip toe over to the back of Dottie's house. After tripping over a metal garbage can, stepping on a cat's tail, and greeting Dottie's neighbor, he walked to the back door of the house.

  He stepped inside it and walked, ever so quietly, passed the kitchen, up the stairs. All the lights in the house were off. He went up to the door that had a poster "Cheerleading For World Domination" on it, which was Dottie's room, and slowly opened the door. It creaked a little as Nine stepped inside her room. He quickly snatched the familiar looking laptop from her desk and walked out. Quietly, he walked down the stairs, fearing he'd already made too much noise. He passed the living room, and as he got to the kitchen, he noticed the lights came on. Dottie and her family of five stood in the middle of the kitchen watching him.

  "Uh... Boo!" Nine yelled and exited running out through the back door.

  "There goes my world domination." Dottie sighed.


 

  Chapter Six

  Hahaha. You fools!