Songs Of The Dancing Gods

by Jack L. Chalker

  "Well, okay, Lover Boy, we'll talk more about this some other time," the Kauri said at last. "If she's that good, and we don't have your iron wrapped, the money secure, and all the rest of the junk ready to go, and she gets here, we're gonna fail her."

  "Good point," he admitted, and started work.

  "You aren't even worried about her?"

  "Worried sick," he admitted. "But if she wasn't my slave but my partner and equal, a mercenary or Amazon or something like that, I wouldn't have hesitated and you wouldn't have anguished about it."

  "Yeah, okay. You handle the sword, remember. And wrap it securely."

  He nodded. "I'll do the iron first. The rest I'll let you get to, since I want to go down and settle the bill."

  "Holy cats! You're gonna pay this dump?"

  "Sure. I don't want any blemishes on the record. And if they know we intend to set out before dawn, they won't wonder why they never saw us leave."

  "Well, I just hope your pegasus can carry everything. Us, too. We're great for sprinting and medium flights, but these wings won't match the kind a flying horse would have."

  "The guy I saw flying the thing looked about average. What's a Kauri weigh, anyway?"

  "Dunno. Haven't had to worry about a scale in years now. Fairy construction is very different from human, though. I'd say forty pounds, give or take. Just a wild guess. Still, it means not having to worry about straps and seat belts."

  "Easily within limits, even with this stuff." He picked up the newly bought hafiid, then tossed it. "Won't have to worry about that, thanks to Sugasto. I wish we had a decent magician along, though. I'd love to know if he added anything nasty to that spell."

  "I can read some of it," she told him, packing away.' 'Hey— you better take care of that bill now, or you're either gonna have to fly it down or she's gonna have to carry somebody the size of the manager."

  "Good point," he admitted, took out some money, and left the room.

  For Mia, the waiting was the worst part. Not because it was so boring in and of itself, but because she had nothing to do but think. Why had he kissed her like that? Why had he kissed her at all, let alone with such—such passion. They had made love, yes, but when they thought themselves married, it had been fun but, well, ordinary. And the last time, it was an act of kindness, she knew, to help her forget her shearing. This one kiss had been different, almost, well, electric. It had been hours now, and she still felt tingly and turned on. It wasn't the sort of thing that could be so convincingly faked—well, after living with him for months now, it wasn't something he could fake, she knew.

  It couldn't be physical. The shearing and the removal of all adornments made her looked like an eleven-year-old eunuch.

  She was finally snapped out of her confused thoughts by the appearance of a large red-bearded man in furs and horned helmet coming toward the pegasus. The man looked particularly odd because it was still fairly warm out, and he had to be sweltering in that outfit. The reason for his garb was apparent when he went to the shed and started assembling the gear and taking it over to the pegasus.

  He's going to fly off! Too soon! Too soon! she thought, disappointed beyond words. This was all for nothing, just folly.

  A soldier approached the man, saluted, and said, "Are you certain you want to risk it? You might not make it until after dark, and you know how bad the pegasus' night vision is."

  She hadn't thought of that, either!

  "Oh, ya, ya. No problem," the fur-clad man responded. "Ve only go little ways. Besides, is still full moon."

  And, sure enough, he prepared to go. She watched with a mixture of sunken heart and total failure as the man created his strange saddle, strapped in, rode the pegasus, albeit uncomfortably, as a horse out to the main road, checked something—the wind, she realized, seeing a flag on the shed—waited, then kicked the steed into a gallop, going faster and faster down the road, and, suddenly, those great wings just spread out and the flying horse lifted, flapped a number of times, gained altitude, and then picked a direction and was off. The soldier, too, watched him go, then shut up the shed and secured it, then walked off.

  Now what? she wondered to herself, looking around. The sun was very low on the horizon, the shadows long, but it had not yet set, and she would have close to an hour of darkness before moonrise. Some cover, yes, but there were a lot of people—and others—around. Where to go?

  Even if she could evade these soldiers and make the front gate, it would matter little. It wasn't so much the distance, as taking total pot luck on what she'd become. A horse wouldn't do—it would be considered a stray or runaway and kept there, maybe tied up. She had thought soldier or Bentar, but now she remembered Sugasto's spell. The were curse usually didn't affect spells, which was why the ring remained. Sugasto had said that she not only didn't need to wear clothes, she couldn't. A naked soldier of whatever race, particularly with a ring in his nose, wouldn't be much of an improvement over now.

  It had seemed so simple a few hours earlier. A lot had somehow seemed so simple a few hours earlier.

  What around here could she become that would both allow her to escape this place and also be of some use? She had to find it fast, if it was here at all. The sun was setting, and the moon would surely follow. Not even a Sugasto could change that.

  ****

  Joe and Marge both knew they'd have to allow some time after moonrise for Mia to make her escape, if, in fact, she had been successful.

  Joe, once more a Kauri, waited with Marge for something, anything to appear.

  "If she pulled it off, great," Joe said worriedly. "But, right now, I'd just settle for her getting back here as anything." He went over and stared out the window into the darkness.

  Suddenly this huge face descended as if on a lift until it covered the entire window. Leathery nostrils flared, and two mean black eyes peered out from a skull that seemed made of molten rock.

  Having no place to flee, Joe stepped back suddenly and did what he probably would have done even as Joe. He screamed.

  Marge, literally on the back wall of the room, got hold of herself and looked at the monstrous face of the nazga.

  "Hold it, Joe!'' she shouted. "That damned thing's got a tiny little ring between the nostrils!"

  Chapter 10

  The Road To Hypboreya

  When great quests slow and threaten to bore, something will always come along to speed it up. This is not to guarantee a successful or even more rapid end, but certainly a more interesting journey.

  —The Books of Rules, XV, 251(d)

  The eerily lit landscape sped by below with steady and impressive speed and power; huge, leathery wings beat in slow, steady rhythm like the drums of an oarsman. On the back of the creature, two small reddish figures reclined facing each other.

  "Well, you've got to admit, there's plenty of room for our gear and us with no weight problems," Joe noted. "It hardly feels as if we're even moving."

  "I feel like I'm riding bottom-side up on the Titanic" Marge responded. "And I hope that's the only analogy we have to that ship tonight."

  "I'm just debating whether or not I even want to ask for the explanation of this," Joe said, getting to his feet. He walked forward, then looked down in front of the wing. "We're making incredible speed, though," he noted. "I thought you said these suckers were slow."

  "Oh, they do all right once they get up to speed, and they have enormous endurance," Marge replied. "It's just that they take an hour to get up to speed, and a fair amount of time to slow down, too, unless they hit something. But we can outfly and outsprint them any day of the week."

  Joe stared at the landscape. "I wonder where we are? It would be a real joke if we were headed south, wouldn't it? Wind up in the morning down in the City-States or over in the deserts of Leander?"

  Marge looked around. "No, we've been making north northwest pretty steadily. You can see the river down there still if you look closely, snaking through the highlands and gorges. Figure we started about eight o'
clock, giving us eight or nine hours of darkness, then some margin to slow and land. Add an hour to gain this altitude and get up to speed, a fair tail wind, and, I'd say we'll make seven to eight hundred miles tonight. That's not bad."

  "You were totally against this idea," he reminded her.

  She shrugged. "Call it feminine pragmatism."

  "How's that?"

  "If it had gone wrong, I would have been morally right and would have been the voice of reason over stupidity. Since it's worked, I'll take the eight hundred miles.''

  "If we've got slowing and landing times, we'd better keep a lookout for any early signs of dawn," he said worriedly, ignoring the comment. "I'd hate suddenly to become Joe, riding on Mia's back, at this altitude and with this dead weight."

  "Well, that's your worry, not mine," the Kauri reminded him.

  "Thanks a lot," he said glumly. "See if you can find the map in my saddlebags without having the rest of the stuff blown all over creation. It might be an idea if we tried to figure out where we were before we had to land."

  Marge fumbled with the straps as she struggled to get the map out without freeing the whole mess. Finally she managed it, unfolded the thing, and they tried using her figures and some landmarks to get their bearings. It wasn't as easy as it seemed, and for several minutes they couldn't find anything that matched, but, as Mia continued to fly pretty much up the river, had it been straight, they were finally able to come up with some points they thought might coincide.

  "If that range over there is the Kossims," Joe said, pointing to a ragged line of jagged, glacier-scarred peaks, "then those are the Scrunder range in Hypboreya. Just beyond them should be the Golden Lakes. If that's so, this will be mighty cold country even now. What sort of civilization is there, if any, in the Lakes area?"

  "It shows a few villages with funny squiggles," she replied. "Who knows what this chicken-scratch really says? I know that the crossed swords symbol there is military—a northern guard-post area, probably, to help protect the royal retreat. And that shows the Kossims are dwarf territory and the Scrunder is crawling with gnomes."

  "I'd take the dwarfs, but the gnomes are where we're going,'' he noted. "They have a reputation of being pretty flaky to the point of overdoing a gag to homicidal proportions. If we put down anywhere in there, the only civilization that's marked is military, and I'm not sure I should use that safe conduct up here. Questions might be asked as to how a safe conduct probably dated yesterday wound up here today. The alternative is going around through gnome territory, right to the edge of the map. Then it's sixty miles of solid ice. Man! You sure the Hypboreyan kings are human? What kind of people would have a summer palace in the middle of an ice pack?''

  "I admit to being puzzled by that myself," Marge admitted. "I know it's still a long way to the North Pole, but that place should do a real good imitation. Still, there's got to be some reason for all those soldiers scattered along there, and Ruddygore's information is always pretty reliable. It's off the map, though, and supposedly due north from that point there, just below the shaded area with the skull with its tongue stuck out disgustingly. I guess that's the so-called ancient battlefield. How far did he say it was from there to this palace?"

  "Sixty miles over the ice." Joe sighed. "And no more full moons for a while."

  The creature they rode roared loudly, sounding very much like a cross between Godzilla and a train wreck. Joe turned, and saw what Mia was concerned about. The moon was low, half hidden in the haze below, and the sky was lightening up above.

  "Uh-oh. Free ride's over." Joe sighed, feeling the beast already beginning to slow. "Looks hazy down there, but no snow except on the mountains." He walked forward, until he was almost behind the eyes of the nazga. "Come down anywhere flat where you think you have room," he shouted into what he hoped was an earhole. "If you see the lights of any settlements, come in near them but not so near as to be seen.''

  A snort answered, and he hoped that meant "message received and understood." He walked back to Marge and the packs.

  "Marge, as soon as we untie this stuff, I want you to scout around for us," he told her. "I don't want any surprises, but we've got thirty or forty miles to the ice, then sixty on it. We'll do it on foot if we have to, but if there's any way to get any sort of transport, it would really help."

  "I'll check for bus or train stations but I sincerely doubt I'll find any," she responded. "I'm also not too sure about horses, once we reach the ice. If it's relatively snow-free here, then the odds are that ice pack is water, like the Arctic Ocean, and that means that this time of year lots of cracks and crevices. You ever been on that kind of ice before?"

  "No,'' he admitted, "but after coming face to face twice with Sugasto, I'm not going to let climate stop me."

  Mia chose a broad, flat area closer to the mountains than the sea. To the northwest, perhaps ten or twelve miles, there appeared to be some man-made lights, and another couple of such signs of habitation scattered about. It was as good a choice as possible.

  He and Marge decided not to chance a landing; they jumped off and flew, matching the enormous creature as it glided in. It proved a needless precaution; Mia settled down finally as gently as a feather.

  It was hazy, though, making Joe wonder just what the temperature might be around here. He and Marge went to Mia and quickly unstrapped the packs, letting them fall to the ground. He looked at Marge. "Quick and thorough, before sunup," he told her. "Get going. We've got to decide what to take and what not to take."

  The price now had to be paid for what they had saved in time. No horses, no pack animals, and still a fair way to go. Although it was difficult to tell jusf exactly where they were on the map, he knew roughly where the ice pack started, and Ruddygore had indicated that if he headed there and looked out, he'd have no problems figuring out where to go.

  While getting the stuff together, it suddenly occurred to him that this couldn't be Arctic-style north; not only was it not far enough north from the subtropical regions for that, the sun wasn't already up. Since, this time of year, the sun wouldn't even go down, or not down much, it was clearly still a long way to the Pole, possibly a lot farther than they'd come. If that was the case, then why was it so cold here? And what kept the ice pack so frigid? Since he'd never before been out from between the tropic lines, at least not by much, he hadn't given it much thought. This would be the equivalent on Earth of Rome or St. Louis, not Anchorage or Stockholm. That was the only reason this were trick had worked.

  In the true Arctic, the sun would never have gone down this time of year, full moon or not.

  Suddenly Ruddygore's tale of the great battle, frozen in time in the ice by divine and not so divine intervention, came back to him. This was a place where natural law sort of worked almost all the time unless changed by something. If someone, sometime, had had sufficient power, there was no logic in Husaquahr that could stop him, her, or it from freezing the Equator and having palm trees at the poles. Or, it might just be that Husaquahr was in an Ice Age and nobody bothered to mention it before.

  Very suddenly, the enormous creature that had brought them here shimmered and vanished, leaving a lone figure on all fours on the ground. He hardly noticed. He was suddenly Joe again, stark naked, and if the temperature was anywhere near freezing, it was on the wrong side of it.

  He gave a holler as the shock hit him and started rummaging through the packs for his buckskin outfit and boots, praying that nothing had been left out. Mia, naked and hairless as before, ran over to him, puzzled. "Master, what is wrong? Did you step on something? Did something bite you?"

  His teeth were already chattering as he found first the pants and got them on, then the shirt. She came to help him and he pushed her away, shouting, "Boots! Find me boots! And gloves, if we have them!"

  "What is wrong?" she asked, looking through the other pack. "Here is your hat, Master. A bit flat, but—"

  "Mia! I'm freezing! I need boots! And gloves!"

  She rummaged around.
"I did not know you were so sensitive, Master. It is a bit cool, but not terribly uncomfortable."

  "Mia, it's the spell Sugasto gave you. You don't feel the weather; it's as if you have Marge's flesh or even some kind of spacesuit on you can't see, feel, or touch. I don't. Of the three of us, I'm the only one this weather can harm or even kill. Ah! The boots!"

  "And here are your gloves, Master," she responded, still not quite following the reality of the situation. It just didn't feel, or even look cold. Oh, on the mountains nearby there was snow, yes, but there was grass here, and even some flowers.

  Joe felt much better, but he still felt damned cold. This outfit would be uncomfortable around here but would allow him to survive; on the ice pack, though, where it was clearly going to be much colder yet, this would be no more good than a loincloth.

  Of course, there were the blankets they had used to keep the stuff together. Irving, the sword, was wrapped in three of them! He knelt down and began unwrapping the great weapon, for the first time more interested in the container than the contents.

  "We've got plenty of wool and cotton in these blankets," he told Mia. "You're gonna have to rig something from them that'll keep me much warmer."

  "Yes, Master. I will do what I can. Oh, look! When we speak we spout steam like a dragon!"

  "That's because it's cold," he told her again, trying to underline the concept. "We humans are always warm inside but the air is around freezing. Our breath, heated from inside us, gets blasted by the cold air and it turns to fog."