Works of W. W. Jacobs

by Jacobs, W. W.

Gerty jumped up off of ‘er chair and kissed ‘im, while Mrs. Mitchell said she knew ‘is bark was worse than ‘is bite, and asked ‘im who was wasting his money now?

  “You meet me at London Bridge Station at two o’clock,” ses Uncle Joe, getting up to go. “It ain’t extravagance for a man as can afford it.”

  He shook ‘ands with George Crofts and went, and, arter George ‘ad stayed long enough to hear a lot o’ things about Uncle Joe which made ‘im think they’d get on very well together, he went off too.

  They all turned up very early the next arternoon, and Gerty was dressed so nice that George couldn’t take his eyes off of her. Besides her there was Mrs. Mitchell and Ted and a friend of ‘is named Charlie Smith.

  They waited some time, but Uncle Joe didn’t turn up, and they all got looking at the clock and talking about it, and ‘oping he wouldn’t make ’em miss the train.

  “Here he comes!” ses Ted, at last.

  Uncle Joe came rushing in, puffing and blowing as though he’d bust. “Take ’em on by this train, will you?” he ses, catching ‘old o’ George by the arm. “I’ve just been stopped by a bit o’ business I must do, and I’ll come on by the next, or as soon arter as I can.”

  He rushed off again, puffing and blowing his ‘ardest, in such a hurry that he forgot to give George the money for the tickets. However, George borrowed a pencil of Mrs. Mitchell in the train, and put down on paper ‘ow much they cost, and Mrs. Mitchell said if George didn’t like to remind ‘im she would.

  They left young Ted and Charlie to stay near the station when they got to the Palace, Uncle Joe ‘aving forgotten to say where he’d meet ’em, but train arter train came in without ‘im, and at last the two boys gave it up.

  “We’re sure to run across ‘im sooner or later,” ses Gerty. “Let’s ‘ave something to eat; I’m so hungry.”

  George said something about buns and milk, but Gerty took ‘im up sharp. “Buns and milk?” she ses. “Why, uncle would never forgive us if we spoilt his treat like that.”

  She walked into a refreshment place and they ‘ad cold meat and bread and pickles and beer and tarts and cheese, till even young Ted said he’d ‘ad enough, but still they couldn’t see any signs of Uncle Joe. They went on to the roundabouts to look for ‘im, and then into all sorts o’ shows at sixpence a head, but still there was no signs of ‘im, and George had ‘ad to start on a fresh bit o’ paper to put down wot he’d spent.

  “I suppose he must ha’ been detained on important business,” ses Gerty, at last.

  “Unless it’s one of ‘is jokes,” ses Mrs. Mitchell, shaking her ‘ead. “You know wot your uncle is, Gerty.”

  “There now, I never thought o’ that,” ses Gerty, with a start; “p’r’aps it is.”

  “Joke?” ses George, choking and staring from one to the other.

  “I was wondering where he’d get the money from,” ses Mrs. Mitchell to Gerty. “I see it all now; I never see such a man for a bit o’ fun in all my born days. And the solemn way he went on last night, too. Why, he must ha’ been laughing in ‘is sleeve all the time. It’s as good as a play.”

  “Look here!” ses George, ‘ardly able to speak; “do you mean to tell me he never meant to come?”

  “I’m afraid not,” ses Mrs. Mitchell, “knowing wot he is. But don’t you worry; I’ll give him a bit o’ my mind when I see ‘im.”

  George Crofts felt as though he’d burst, and then ‘e got his breath, and the things ‘e said about Uncle Joe was so awful that Mrs. Mitchell told the boys to go away.

  “How dare you talk of my uncle like that?” ses Gerty, firing up.

  “You forget yourself, George,” ses Mrs. Mitchell. “You’ll like ‘im when you get to know ‘im better.”

  “Don’t you call me George,” ses George Crofts, turning on ‘er. “I’ve been done, that’s wot I’ve been. I ‘ad fourteen pounds when I was paid off, and it’s melting like butter.”

  “Well, we’ve enjoyed ourselves,” ses Gerty, “and that’s what money was given us for. I’m sure those two boys ‘ave had a splendid time, thanks to you. Don’t go and spoil all by a little bit o’ temper.”

  “Temper!” ses George, turning on her. “I’ve done with you, I wouldn’t marry you if you was the on’y gal in the world. I wouldn’t marry you if you paid me.”

  “Oh, indeed!” ses Gerty; “but if you think you can get out of it like that you’re mistaken. I’ve lost my young man through you, and I’m not going to lose you too. I’ll send my two big cousins round to see you to-morrow.”

  “They won’t put up with no nonsense, I can tell you,” ses Mrs. Mitchell.

  She called the boys to her, and then she and Gerty, arter holding their ‘eads very high and staring at George, went off and left ‘im alone. He went straight off ‘ome, counting ‘is money all the way and trying to make it more, and, arter telling Bob ‘ow he’d been treated, and trying hard to get ‘im to go shares in his losses, packed up his things and cleared out, all boiling over with temper.

  Bob was so dazed he couldn’t make head or tail out of it, but ‘e went round to see Gerty the first thing next morning, and she explained things to him.

  “I don’t know when I’ve enjoyed myself so much,” she ses, wiping her eyes, “but I’ve had enough gadding about for once, and if you come round this evening we’ll have a nice quiet time together looking at the furniture shops.”

  OVER THE SIDE

  Of all classes of men, those who follow the sea are probably the most prone to superstition. Afloat upon the black waste of waters, at the mercy of wind and sea, with vast depths and strange creatures below them, a belief in the supernatural is easier than ashore, under the cheerful gas-lamps. Strange stories of the sea are plentiful, and an incident which happened within my own experience has made me somewhat chary of dubbing a man fool or coward because he has encountered something he cannot explain. There are stories of the supernatural with prosaic sequels; there are others to which the sequel has never been published.

  I was fifteen years old at the time, and as my father, who had a strong objection to the sea, would not apprentice me to it, I shipped before the mast on a sturdy little brig called the Endeavour, bound for Riga. She was a small craft, but the skipper was as fine a seaman as one could wish for, and, in fair weather, an easy man to sail under. Most boys have a rough time of it when they first go to sea, but, with a strong sense of what was good for me, I had attached myself to a brawny, good-natured infant, named Bill Smith, and it was soon understood that whoever hit me struck Bill by proxy. Not that the crew were particularly brutal, but a sound cuffing occasionally is held by most seamen to be beneficial to a lad’s health and morals. The only really spiteful fellow among them was a man named Jem Dadd. He was a morose, sallow-looking man, of about forty, with a strong taste for the supernatural, and a stronger taste still for frightening his fellows with it. I have seen Bill almost afraid to go on deck of a night for his trick at the wheel, after a few of his reminiscences. Rats were a favourite topic with him, and he would never allow one to be killed if he could help it, for he claimed for them that they were the souls of drowned sailors, hence their love of ships and their habit of leaving them when they became unseaworthy. He was a firm believer in the transmigration of souls, some idea of which he had, no doubt, picked up in Eastern ports, and gave his shivering auditors to understand that his arrangements for his own immediate future were already perfected.

  We were six or seven days out when a strange thing happened. Dadd had the second watch one night, and Bill was to relieve him. They were not very strict aboard the brig in fair weather, and when a man’s time was up he just made the wheel fast, and, running for’ard, shouted down the fo’c’s’le. On this night I happened to awake suddenly, in time to see Bill slip out of his bunk and stand by me, rubbing his red eyelids with his knuckles.

  “Dadd’s giving me a long time,” he whispered, seeing that I was awake; “it’s a whole hour after his time.”

  He pat
tered up on deck, and I was just turning over, thankful that I was too young to have a watch to keep, when he came softly down again, and, taking me by the shoulders, shook me roughly.

  “Jack,” he whispered. “Jack.”

  I raised myself on my elbows, and, in the light of the smoking lamp, saw that he was shaking all over.

  “Come on deck,” he said, thickly.

  I put on my clothes, and followed him quietly to the sweet, cool air above. It was a beautiful clear night, but, from his manner, I looked nervously around for some cause of alarm. I saw nothing. The deck was deserted, except for the solitary figure at the wheel.

  “Look at him,” whispered Bill, bending a contorted face to mine.

  I walked aft a few steps, and Bill followed slowly. Then I saw that Jem Dadd was leaning forward clumsily on the wheel, with his hands clenched on the spokes.

  “He’s asleep,” said I, stopping short.

  Bill breathed hard. “He’s in a queer sleep,” said he; “kind o’ trance more like. Go closer.”

  I took fast hold of Bill’s sleeve, and we both went. The light of the stars was sufficient to show that Dadd’s face was very white, and that his dim, black eyes were wide open, and staring in a very strange and dreadful manner straight before him.

  “Dadd,” said I, softly, “Dadd!”

  There was no reply, and, with a view of arousing him, I tapped one sinewy hand as it gripped the wheel, and even tried to loosen it.

  He remained immovable, and, suddenly with a great cry, my courage deserted me, and Bill and I fairly bolted down into the cabin and woke the skipper.

  Then we saw how it was with Jem, and two strong seamen forcibly loosened the grip of those rigid fingers, and, laying him on the deck, covered him with a piece of canvas. The rest of the night two men stayed at the wheel, and, gazing fearfully at the outline of the canvas, longed for dawn.

  It came at last, and, breakfast over, the body was sewn up in canvas, and the skipper held a short service compiled from a Bible which belonged to the mate, and what he remembered of the Burial Service proper. Then the corpse went overboard with a splash, and the men, after standing awkwardly together for a few minutes, slowly dispersed to their duties.

  For the rest of that day we were all very quiet and restrained; pity for the dead man being mingled with a dread of taking the wheel when night came.

  “The wheel’s haunted,” said the cook, solemnly; “mark my words, there’s more of you will be took the same way Dadd was.”

  The cook, like myself, had no watch to keep.

  The men bore up pretty well until night came on again, and then they unanimously resolved to have a double watch. The cook, sorely against his will, was impressed into the service, and I, glad to oblige my patron, agreed to stay up with Bill.

  Some of the pleasure had vanished by the time night came, and I seemed only just to have closed my eyes when Bill came, and, with a rough shake or two, informed me that the time had come. Any hope that I might have had of escaping the ordeal was at once dispelled by his expectant demeanour, and the helpful way in which he assisted me with my clothes, and, yawning terribly, I followed him on deck.

  The night was not so clear as the preceding one, and the air was chilly, with a little moisture in it. I buttoned up my jacket, and thrust my hands in my pockets.

  “Everything quiet?” asked Bill as he stepped up and took the wheel.

  “Ay, ay,” said Roberts, “quiet as the grave,” and, followed by his willing mate, he went below.

  I sat on the deck by Bill’s side as, with a light touch on the wheel, he kept the brig to her course. It was weary work sitting there, doing nothing, and thinking of the warm berth below, and I believe that I should have fallen asleep, but that my watchful companion stirred me with his foot whenever he saw me nodding.

  I suppose I must have sat there, shivering and yawning, for about an hour, when, tired of inactivity, I got up and went and leaned over the side of the vessel. The sound of the water gurgling and lapping by was so soothing that I began to doze.

  I was recalled to my senses by a smothered cry from Bill, and, running to him, I found him staring to port in an intense and uncomfortable fashion. At my approach, he took one hand from the wheel, and gripped my arm so tightly that I was like to have screamed with the pain of it.

  “Jack,” said he, in a shaky voice, “while you was away something popped its head up, and looked over the ship’s side.”

  “You’ve been dreaming,” said I, in a voice which was a very fair imitation of Bill’s own.

  “Dreaming,” repeated Bill, “dreaming! Ah, look there!”

  He pointed with outstretched finger, and my heart seemed to stop beating as I saw a man’s head appear above the side. For a brief space it peered at us in silence, and then a dark figure sprang like a cat on to the deck, and stood crouching a short distance away.

  A mist came before my eyes, and my tongue failed me, but Bill let off a roar, such as I have never heard before or since. It was answered from below, both aft and for’ard, and the men came running up on deck just as they left their beds.

  “What’s up?” shouted the skipper, glancing aloft.

  For answer, Bill pointed to the intruder, and the men, who had just caught sight of him, came up and formed a compact knot by the wheel.

  “Come over the side, it did,” panted Bill, “come over like a ghost out of the sea.”

  The skipper took one of the small lamps from the binnacle, and, holding it aloft, walked boldly up to the cause of alarm. In the little patch of light we saw a ghastly black-bearded man, dripping with water, regarding us with unwinking eyes, which glowed red in the light of the lamp.

  “Where did you come from?” asked the skipper.

  The figure shook its head.

  “Where did you come from?” he repeated, walking up, and laying his hand on the other’s shoulder.

  Then the intruder spoke, but in a strange fashion and in strange words. We leaned forward to listen, but, even when he repeated them, we could make nothing of them.

  “He’s a furriner,” said Roberts.

  “Blest if I’ve ever ‘eard the lingo afore,” said Bill. “Does anybody rekernize it?”

  Nobody did, and the skipper, after another attempt, gave it up, and, falling back upon the universal language of signs, pointed first to the man and then to the sea. The other understood him, and, in a heavy, slovenly fashion, portrayed a man drifting in an open boat, and clutching and clambering up the side of a passing ship. As his meaning dawned upon us, we rushed to the stern, and, leaning over, peered into the gloom, but the night was dark, and we saw nothing.

  “Well,” said the skipper, turning to Bill, with a mighty yawn, “take him below, and give him some grub, and the next time a gentleman calls on you, don’t make such a confounded row about it.”

  He went below, followed by the mate, and after some slight hesitation, Roberts stepped up to the intruder, and signed to him to follow. He came stolidly enough, leaving a trail of water on the deck, and, after changing into the dry things we gave him, fell to, but without much appearance of hunger, upon some salt beef and biscuits, regarding us between bites with black, lack-lustre eyes.

  “He seems as though he’s a-walking in his sleep,” said the cook.

  “He ain’t very hungry,” said one of the men; “he seems to mumble his food.”

  “Hungry!” repeated Bill, who had just left the wheel. “Course he ain’t famished. He had his tea last night.”

  The men stared at him in bewilderment.

  “Don’t you see?” said Bill, still in a hoarse whisper; “ain’t you ever seen them eyes afore? Don’t you know what he used to say about dying? It’s Jem Dadd come back to us. Jem Dadd got another man’s body, as he always said he would.”

  “Rot!” said Roberts, trying to speak bravely, but he got up, and, with the others, huddled together at the end of the fo’c’s’le, and stared in a bewildered fashion at the sodden face and short, squ
at figure of our visitor. For his part, having finished his meal, he pushed his plate from him, and, leaning back on the locker, looked at the empty bunks.

  Roberts caught his eye, and, with a nod and a wave of his hand, indicated the bunks. The fellow rose from the locker, and, amid a breathless silence, climbed into one of them — Jem Dadd’s!

  He slept in the dead sailor’s bed that night, the only man in the fo’c’s’le who did sleep properly, and turned out heavily and lumpishly in the morning for breakfast.

  The skipper had him on deck after the meal, but could make nothing of him. To all his questions he replied in the strange tongue of the night before, and, though our fellows had been to many ports, and knew a word or two of several languages, none of them recognized it. The skipper gave it up at last, and, left to himself, he stared about him for some time, regardless of our interest in his movements, and then, leaning heavily against the side of the ship, stayed there so long that we thought he must have fallen asleep.

  “He’s half-dead now!” whispered Roberts.

  “Hush!” said Bill, “mebbe he’s been in the water a week or two, and can’t quite make it out. See how he’s looking at it now.”

  He stayed on deck all day in the sun, but, as night came on, returned to the warmth of the fo’c’s’le. The food we gave him remained untouched, and he took little or no notice of us, though I fancied that he saw the fear we had of him. He slept again in the dead man’s bunk, and when morning came still lay there.

  Until dinner-time, nobody interfered with him, and then Roberts, pushed forward by the others, approached him with some food. He motioned, it away with a dirty, bloated hand, and, making signs for water, drank it eagerly.

  For two days he stayed there quietly, the black eyes always open, the stubby fingers always on the move. On the third morning Bill, who had conquered his fear sufficiently to give him water occasionally, called softly to us.

  “Come and look at him,” said he. “What’s the matter with him?”

  “He’s dying!” said the cook, with a shudder.