The Big Book of Jack the Ripper

by The Big Book of Jack the Ripper (retail) (epub)

  Mary was thoughtfully folding the envelope. “I don’t like to leave you here alone, John.”

  “I assure you I’ll be quite all right.”

  “But a change would do you good, too, and there seems to be a lull in your practise.”

  “Are you suggesting that I accompany you?”

  Mary laughed. “Good heavens, no! Cornwall would bore you to tears. Rather that you pack a bag and visit your friend Sherlock Holmes. You have a standing invitation at Baker Street, as well I know.”

  I am afraid my objections were feeble. Her suggestion was a most alluring one. So, with Mary off to Cornwall and arrangements relative to my practise quickly made, the transition was achieved; to Holmes’s satisfaction, I flatter myself in saying, as well as to my own.

  It was surprising how easily we fell into the well-remembered routine. Even though I knew I could never again be satisfied with the old life, my renewed proximity to Holmes was delightful. Which brings me, in somewhat circuitous fashion, back to Holmes’s remark out of the blue. He went on, “The possibility of a female monster cannot by any means be ignored.”

  It was the same old cryptic business, and I must confess that I was slightly annoyed. “Holmes! In the name of all that’s holy, I gave no indication whatever that such a thought was passing through my mind.”

  Holmes smiled, enjoying the game. “Ah, but confess, Watson. It was.”

  “Very well. But——”

  “And you are quite wrong in saying that you gave no indication of your trend of thought.”

  “But I was sitting here quietly—motionless, in fact!—reading my Times.”

  “Your eyes and your head were far from motionless, Watson. As you read, your eyes were trained on the extreme left-hand column of the newspaper, that which contains an account of Jack the Ripper’s latest atrocity. After a time, you turned your gaze away from the story, frowning in anger. The thought that such a monster should be able to roam London’s streets with impunity was clearly evident.”

  “That is quite true.”

  “Then, my dear fellow, your eyes, seeking a resting-place, fell upon that copy of the Strand Magazine lying beside your chair. It happens to be open to an advertisement in which Beldell’s is offering ladies’ evening gowns at what they purport to be a bargain-price. One of the gowns in the advertisement is displayed upon a model. Instantly, your expression changed; it became reflective. An idea had dawned upon you. The expression persisted as you raised your head and re-directed your gaze towards the portrait of her Majesty which hangs beside the fireplace. After a moment, your expression cleared, and you nodded to yourself. You had become satisfied with the idea that had come to you. At which point, I agreed. The Ripper could well be a female.”

  “But, Holmes——”

  “Come, now, Watson. Your retirement from the lists has dulled your perceptions.”

  “But when I glanced at the Strand advertisement, I could have had any of a dozen thoughts!”

  “I disagree. Your mind was totally occupied with the story of the Ripper, and surely the advertisement concerning ladies’ evening gowns was too far afield from your ordinary interests to divert your thoughts. Therefore, the idea that came to you had to be adjunct to your ponderings upon the monster. You verified this by raising your eyes to the Queen’s portrait upon the wall.”

  “May I ask how that indicated my thought?” asked I, tartly.

  “Watson! You certainly saw neither the model nor our gracious Queen as suspects. Therefore, you were scrutinising them as women.”

  “Granted,” I retorted, “but would I not have been more likely to regard them as victims?”

  “In that case, your expression would have reflected compassion, rather than that of a bloodhound come suddenly upon the scent.”

  I was forced to confess defeat. “Holmes, again you destroy yourself by your own volubility.”

  Holmes’s heavy brows drew together. “I do not follow.”

  “Imagine what an image you would create were you to refuse all explanation of your amazing deductions!”

  “But at what expense,” said he, drily, “to your melodramatic accounts of my trifling adventures.”

  I threw up my hands in surrender; and Holmes, who rarely indulged in more than a smile, on this occasion echoed my hearty laughter.

  “So long as the subject of Jack the Ripper has arisen,” said I, “allow me a further question. Why have you not interested yourself in the grisly affair, Holmes? If for no other reason, it would be a signal service to the people of London.”

  Holmes’s long, thin fingers made an impatient gesture. “I have been busy. As you know, I returned from the Continent only recently, where the mayor of a certain city retained me to solve a most curious riddle. Knowing your turn of mind, I presume you would call it The Case of the Legless Cyclist. One day I shall give you the details for your files.”

  “I shall be delighted to get them! But you are back in London, Holmes, and this monster is terrorising the city. I should think you would feel obligated——”

  Holmes scowled. “I am obligated to no one.”

  “Pray do not misunderstand me——”

  “I’m sorry, my dear Watson, but you should know me well enough to assume my total indifference towards such a case.”

  “At the risk of appearing more dense than most of my neighbours——”

  “Consider! When given a choice, have I not always sought out problems of an intellectual character? Have I not always been drawn to adversaries of stature? Jack the Ripper, indeed! What possible challenge could this demented oaf present? A slavering cretin roaming the streets after dark, striking at random.”

  “He has baffled the London Police.”

  “I venture to suggest that that may reflect the short-comings of Scotland Yard rather than any particular cleverness on the part of the Ripper.”

  “But still——”

  “The thing will end soon enough. I daresay that one of these nights Lestrade will trip over the Ripper while the maniac is in the process of committing a murder, and thus bring him triumphantly to book.”

  Holmes was chronically annoyed with Scotland Yard for not measuring up to his own stern efficiency; for all his genius, he could be childishly obstinate on such occasions. But further comment from me was cut off by the ringing of the downstairs bell. There was a slight delay; then we heard Mrs. Hudson ascending, and it was with astonishment that I observed her entrance. She was carrying a brown parcel and a pail of water, and she wore an expression of sheer fright.

  Holmes burst out laughing for the second time that morning. “It’s quite all right, Mrs. Hudson. The package appears harmless enough. I’m sure we shall not need the water.”

  Mrs. Hudson breathed a sigh of relief. “If you say so, Mr. Holmes. But since that last experience, I was taking no chances.”

  “And your alertness is to be commended,” said Holmes, as he took the parcel. After his long-suffering landlady left, he added, “Just recently, Mrs. Hudson brought me a parcel. It was in connection with an unpleasant little affair I brought to a satisfactory conclusion, and it was sent by a vengeful gentleman who under-estimated the keenness of my hearing. The ticking of the mechanism was quite audible to me, and I called for a pail of water. The incident gave Mrs. Hudson a turn from which she has still not recovered.”

  “I don’t wonder!”

  “But what have we here? Hmmm. Approximately fifteen inches by six. Four inches thick. Neatly wrapped in ordinary brown paper. Post-mark, Whitechapel. The name and address written by a woman, I should hazard, who seldom puts pen to paper.”

  “That seems quite likely, from the clumsy scrawl. And that is certainly done in a woman’s hand.”

  “Then we agree, Watson. Excellent! Shall we delve deeper?”

  “By all means!”

  The arrival of the parcel had aroused his interest, not to mention mine; his deep-set grey eyes grew bright when he removed the wrappings and drew forth a flat leather ca
se. He held it up for my inspection. “Well, now. What do you make of this, Watson?”

  “It is a surgeon’s instrument-case.”

  “And who would be better qualified to know? Would you not say also that it is expensive?”

  “Yes. The leather is of superb quality. And the workmanship is exquisite.”

  Holmes set the case upon the table. He opened it, and we fell silent. It was a standard set of instruments, each fitting snugly into its appropriate niche in the crimson-velvet lining of the case. One niche was empty.

  “Which instrument is missing, Watson?”

  “The large scalpel.”

  “The post-mortem knife,” said Holmes, nodding and whipping out his lens. “And now, what does this case tell us?” As he examined the case and its contents closely, he went on. “To begin with the obvious, these instruments belonged to a medical man who came upon hard times.”

  Obliged, as usual, to confess my blindness, I said, “I am afraid that is more obvious to you than to me.”

  Preoccupied with his inspection, Holmes replied absently, “If you should fall victim to misfortune, Watson, which would be the last of your possessions to reach the pawn-broker’s shop?”

  “My medical instruments, of course. But——”

  “Precisely.”

  “Wherein do you perceive that this case was pledged?”

  “There is double proof. Observe, just there, through my lens.”

  I peered at the spot he indicated. “A white smudge.”

  “Silver-polish. No surgeon would cleanse his instruments with such a substance. These have been treated like common cutlery by someone concerned only with their appearance.”

  “Now that you point it out, Holmes, I must agree. And what is your second proof?”

  “These chalk-marks along the spine of the case. They are almost worn away, but if you will examine them closely, you will see that they constitute a number. Such a number as a pawn-broker would chalk upon a pledged article. Obviously, the counterpart of the number upon the pawn-ticket.”

  I felt the choler rising to my face. It was all too evident to me now.

  “Then the kit was stolen!” I exclaimed. “Stolen from some surgeon, and disposed of, for a pittance, in a pawn-shop!” My readers will forgive my indignation, I am sure; it was difficult for me to accept the alternative—that the practitioner would have parted with the instruments of a noble calling under even the most grievous circumstances.

  Holmes, however, soon disillusioned me. “I fear, my dear Watson,” said he, quite cheerfully, “that you do not perceive the finer aspects of the evidence. Pawn-brokers are a canny breed. It is part of their stock-in-trade not only to appraise the articles brought to them for pledge, but the persons offering them as well. Had the broker who dispensed his largesse for this surgical-case entertained the slightest suspicion that it had been stolen, he would not have displayed it in his shop-window, as of course you observe he has done.”

  “As of course I do not!” said I, testily. “How can you possibly know that the case has been displayed in a window?”

  “Look closely,” said Holmes. “The case lay open in a place exposed to the sun; does not the faded velvet on the inner surface of the lid tell us that? Moreover, the pronounced character of the fading marks the time-span as an appreciable one. Surely this adds up to a shop-window?”

  I could only nod. As always, when Holmes explained his astonishing observations, they appeared child’s-play.

  “It is a pity,” said I, “that we do not know where the pawn-shop lies. This curious gift might merit a visit to its source.”

  “Perhaps in good time, Watson,” said Holmes, with a dry chuckle. “The pawn-shop in question is well off the beaten track. It faces south, on a narrow street. The broker’s business is not flourishing. Also, he is of foreign extraction. Surely you see that?”

  “I see nothing of the sort!” said I, nettled again.

  “To the contrary,” said he, placing his finger-tips together and regarding me kindly, “you see everything, my dear Watson; what you fail to do is to observe. Let us take my conclusions in order. These instruments were not snatched up by any of the numerous medical students in the City of London, which would assuredly have been the case had the shop lain on a well-travelled thoroughfare. Hence my remark that it lies off the beaten track.”

  “But must it lie on the south side of a narrow street?”

  “Note the location of the bleached area. It runs neatly along the uppermost edge of the velvet lining, not elsewhere. Therefore, the sun touched the open case only at its zenith, when its rays were not obstructed by the buildings on the opposite side of the street. Thus the pawn-shop stands on the south side of a narrow street.”

  “And your identification of the pawn-broker as of foreign extraction?”

  “Observe the numeral seven in the chalked pledge-mark on the spine. There is a short cross-mark on the ascender. Only a foreigner crosses his sevens in such a fashion.”

  I felt, as usual, like the fifth-form school-boy who had forgotten the words to the national anthem. “Holmes, Holmes,” said I, shaking my head, “I shall never cease to marvel——”

  But he was not listening. Again, he had stooped over the case, inserting his tweezers beneath the velvet lining. It gave way, and he peeled it off.

  “Aha! What have we here? An attempt at concealment?”

  “Concealment? Of what? Stains? Scratches?”

  He pointed a long, thin finger. “That.”

  “Why, it’s a coat of arms!”

  “One with which I confess I am not familiar. Therefore, Watson, be kind enough to hand down my copy of Burke’s Peerage.”

  He continued to study the crest as I moved dutifully towards the book-shelves, murmuring to himself. “Stamped into the leather of the case. The surface is still in excellent condition.” He came erect. “A clew to the character of the man who owned the case.”

  “He was careful with his possessions, perhaps?”

  “Perhaps. But I was referring to——”

  He broke off. I had handed him the Burke, and he leafed swiftly through the pages. “Ah, here we have it!” After a quick scrutiny, Holmes closed the book, laid it on the table, and dropped into a chair. He stared intently into space with his piercing eyes.

  I could contain my patience no longer. “The crest, Holmes! Whose is it?”

  “I beg your pardon, Watson,” said Holmes, coming to with a start. “Shires. Kenneth Osbourne, the Duke of Shires.”

  The name was well-known to me, as indeed to all England. “An illustrious line.”

  Holmes nodded absently. “The estates, unless I mistake, lie in Devonshire, hard by the moors, among hunting-lands well-regarded by noble sportsmen. The manor house—it is more of a feudal castle in appearance—is some four hundred years old, a classic example of Gothic architecture. I know little of the Shires history, beyond the patent fact that the name has never been connected with the world of crime.”

  “So, Holmes,” said I, “we are back to the original question.”

  “Indeed we are.”

  “Which is: this surgeon’s-case—why was it sent to you?”

  “A provocative question.”

  “Perhaps an explanatory letter was delayed.”

  “You may well have hit upon the answer, Watson,” said Holmes. “Therefore, I suggest we give the sender a little time, let us say until”—he paused to reach for his well-worn Bradshaw’s, that admirable guide to British rail movements—“until ten-thirty to-morrow morning. If an explanation is not then forthcoming, we shall repair to Paddington Station and board the Devonshire express.”

  “For what reason, Holmes?”

  “For two reasons. A short journey across the English countryside, with its changing colours at this time of year, should greatly refresh two stodgy Londoners.”

  “And the other?”

  The austere face broke into the most curious smile. “In all justice,” said my friend
Holmes, “the Duke of Shires should have his property returned to him, should he not?” And he sprang to his feet and seized his violin.

  “Wait, Holmes!” said I. “There is something in this you have not told me.”

  “No, no, my dear Watson,” said he, drawing his bow briskly across the strings. “It is simply a feeling I have, that we are about to embark upon deep waters.”

  Ellery Continues

  Ellery raised his eyes from the manuscript. Grant Ames III was at the scotch again.

  “You will be cut down eventually,” Ellery said, “by a pickled liver.”

  “Killjoy,” Ames said. “But at the moment I feel myself a part of history, son. An actor under the Great Proscenium.”

  “Drinking himself to death?”

  “Bluenose. I’m talking of the manuscript. In the year 1888 Sherlock Holmes received a mysterious surgeon’s kit. He trained his marvelous talents on it and began one of his marvelous adventures. Three-quarters of a century later, another package is delivered to another famous detective.”

  “What’s your point?” grumbled Ellery, visibly torn between Dr. Watson’s manuscript and the empty typewriter.

  “All that remains to complete the historic re-run is to train the modern talent on the modern adventure. Proceed, my dear Ellery. I’ll function as Watson.”

  Ellery squirmed.

  “Of course, you may challenge my bona fides. In substantiation, I point out that I have followed the Master’s career faithfully.”

  That pierced the fog. Ellery studied his guest distastefully. “Really? All right, wise guy. Quote: ‘It was in the spring of the year 1894 and all London was interested, and the fashionable world dismayed, by the murder of the——’?”

  “ ‘——Honourable Ronald Adair.’ Unquote,” said Ames promptly. “The Adventure of the Empty House, from The Return of Sherlock Holmes.”

  “Quote: ‘She had drawn a little gleaming revolver and emptied barrel after barrel into——’ ”

  “ ‘——Milverton’s body, the muzzle within two feet of his shirt-front.’ Unquote. The Adventure of Charles Augustus Milverton.”