Valentine's Day Sucks (A Young Adult Romance Novella)

by Juli Alexander

  I pulled away from Matt, struggling to focus on the room around me. “Ashley?” I turned toward her. “What’s up?”

  “You missed the whole movie,” she pouted, arms crossed.

  “I did?” I checked the clock next to the mantel. I really did.

  “Don’t try to make her feel bad, Ash. It was my fault,” Matt said.

  “I know!” She hopped up and got another DVD.

  Matt groaned and pulled out a ten dollar bill.

  “No,” she said. “This time you watch it or I’ll tell Mom you guys were kissing.”

  Matt sighed and tucked the bill back in his pocket. “Fine, but you go to bed in thirty minutes.”

  “Deal,” she said. Then she motioned for us to move apart.

  With a groan, Matt complied.

  I smiled at the antics. In my house, one of my brothers would just start beating on the other.

  Ashley started the DVD, and I started counting down the thirty minutes.

  True to her word, Ashley hugged me goodnight, scowled at her brother, and ran up the stairs half an hour later.

  “Is she really going to bed or will she spy on us?”

  Matt put his arm around me. “I can’t guarantee that she won’t upload footage of us kissing to YouTube first thing tomorrow. Personally, I’m okay with that.”

  For about half a second, I considered the situation. “I’m fine with it, too.”

  He looked more like a wolf on the hunt than a vampire in his living room as he leaned in to kiss me.

  Matt’s tongue stroked mine, and I realized I was hopelessly in love.

  “You are so beautiful,” he whispered.

  “It’s the dress,” I said.

  “It’s not the dress,” he said, and he kissed my neck. “The dress is amazing, but it isn’t the dress.”

  I nibbled on his neck with little kisses, and he groaned.

  “Stay here forever,” he said. “We’ll drop out of school and spend all of our time kissing.”

  I laughed as he took my mouth with his again.

  Then the purr of a car engine pulling into the driveway spurred Matt to action.

  He jumped up. “Go sit at the table. I’ll grab some snacks.”

  When his parents came in, we were sitting at the table, sipping on some bottles of synthetic. Matt was a hundred miles away across the table.

  “Thank you, Natalie. Thank you, Matt,” his mother said. “We had a wonderful time.”

  Mr. Johnson helped her out of her coat and then hung both coats in the closet. “What have you guys been up to?”

  I wasn’t sure I could speak. I hadn’t pulled my mind or body out of the blissful state Matt had put me in with those kisses.

  “We’ve been watching movies with Ashley,” Matt told them.

  “Oh dear,” his mother said. “We were hoping you had some time for teenage things.”

  I tried not to laugh as Matt glanced my way.

  “We’ll go to a movie we like some other night,” he said.

  His father frowned.

  “Let’s go check on our daughter,” his mother said.

  We watched as they went up the stairs.

  I had drained my bottle, and so had Matt. “I’ll throw these away,” I said, taking his. I headed into the kitchen.

  Matt followed.

  I opened the recycle bin and disposed of the plastic.

  When I turned, Matt was right next to me. He tugged me toward him.

  “What are you doing?” I whispered. “Your parents will be back any minute.”

  “And I’ll be kissing you,” he said, wrapping his arms around me.

  “They’ll see us!”

  “It’s okay. It’s Valentine’s.”

  “I’m not sure that excuse will work for them.”

  He lowered his mouth to my ear. “Kiss me, Natalie.”

  I couldn’t argue with him anymore because his lips were on mine, and I couldn’t stop myself from kissing him back.

  Somewhere in the back of my mind, I heard footsteps enter the room and then retreat. Then more footsteps.

  “Oh! Thank goodness,” his mother said.

  No longer able to ignore them, Matt pulled away.

  I turned to look at his parents. They were beaming at us. Shouldn’t they be shocked, or irritated, or at least teasing us about the kissing?

  “Uh, Mom. Did you just say ‘Thank goodness’?” Matt asked.

  “We were so worried,” his father answered.

  I shook my head. Worried? “You were worried because we were kissing or because we weren’t?”

  “Because you weren’t. Because you said you were just friends,” his mother said.

  “You nurtured her through her transition, Matt. We didn’t tell you the whole truth. You and Natalie are mated.”

  Mated?

  “If you hadn’t been attracted to each other, it would have meant misery for both of you. You don’t get a second chance.”

  I was only fifteen, but I loved him. Joy swept through me. But Matt. What would he think?

  I turned to him, my stomach churning, to see if he shared my feelings.

  “Matt?” I said.

  He didn’t answer. He just pulled me close again and kissed me senseless.

  Maybe Valentine’s Day doesn’t suck after all.

  Author’s Note: Thank you for downloading this short novella. As noted in the retail description, this novella is approximately 62 pages long or 16,000 words. Keep reading for a sample of Stirring Up Trouble, a novel currently available at all major retailers.

  Stirring Up Trouble Excerpt

  Chapter One

  “Mom! What did you do?” I screeched, my eyes immediately drawn to the giant wart she’d sprouted from her chin. I flung my overloaded backpack at the kitchen table, but it missed and hit the slate floor with a thud.

  “Hi, Zoe,” Mom said. From her perch on a stool at the kitchen island, she continued to search through one of our massive dusty potion books. Each time she turned a page, a small mushroom-shaped cloud of dust rose toward the copper pots hanging on their rack above the island. Finally she paused, looked at me, and sighed. “I had a little trouble today while you were at school.”

  “Obviously.” I retrieved my bag from the floor, set it on a stool and moved in for a closer look. So much for predictable. “That’s super nasty.” My mom was pretty, usually. Normally, I felt lucky to take after her instead of Dad.

  “Thanks.” She finally closed the book and met my gaze. “I did my hips. Just a little bit here and there.” She stood and modeled her new figure. She had on her skinny jeans with a white blouse, and she looked good.

  I glanced down at my own jeans, my second favorite pair. They weren’t as loose as I’d like either.

  “Oh my God, Mom. You know not to do that.” And she did. Or should have. Now look at her face!

  “I know, but I had the potion ingredients, and I really wanted to get rid of those five pounds.” She sat on the stool and tossed her long brunette hair into her face to hide her chin. “Do you think anyone will notice if I wear my hair like this?”

  “Yeah!” I put my hands on my slightly over padded hips. “Have you learned nothing from Oprah?” Mom was a huge Oprah fan. “There are no shortcuts to weight loss.”

  “I know.” She sighed again and flipped her hair back out of her face, smoothing it with her hands. “It’s just that, well, there should be some sort of benefits to being witches.”

  “Well, there aren’t any benefits,” I said. “And now you’ve got that horrific wart to get rid of. When does your show start taping again?” She hosts a very popular home decorating show on HGTV. I really didn’t think her audience would like her new look.

  “Two weeks.” Mom reached for her purse and withdrew a compact. The wart glared in the soft glow from the afternoon light filtering through the bay window.

  “You know what you have to do.” I walked to the fridge and grabbed a cold Coke.

  “Yes.” Mom nodded
, poking at her chin. “I went to the Alchemist’s chat room. It looks like maybe a hundred hours of volunteer time.”

  The wart was so ugly that I almost felt sorry for her. “Well, get busy.” I pulled up a stool and popped open the can.

  When Zeus (yes, I do mean the ancient Greek god) gave my alchemist ancestors the gift of potions, he included the limits he bestowed on most magical gifts. Every self-serving potion detracted from our appearance. If we were to keep going, we’d lose our health and eventually our lives. Thus, the tradition of green skinned, ugly, wart-covered witches. Luckily, my non-magic dad had always viewed potions as another sort of chemistry. He’d always minimized the magic aspect because it wasn’t rational.

  Mom typically had good self-control, but the divorce had been tough on her. Now, she’d have to spend the next two weeks doing some intense volunteer work in order to get rid of the wart.

  I took a sip of my Coke. “You do realize,” I said in a chiding tone, “that you could have worked off those five pounds in a lot less than a hundred hours.” I mean sometimes you just have to say it like it is.

  Mom frowned, dejection in her eyes as she put down the compact and looked at me. “I know.”

  “And have we learned our lesson?” I asked, forcing her to meet my gaze.

  “Yes.” She grimaced and reached for the glass of iced tea sweating on the counter. September is still hot in Tennessee.

  Mom could be so utterly ridiculous. She obviously looked good, or she wouldn’t be hosting a show on national television. No one even noticed five measly pounds on her hips.

  “How’d your day go?” she asked.

  “Okay,” I said.

  “Are Anya and Jake still broken up?” Mom knew I had a crush on my best friend’s boyfriend.

  Sad but true. “Yeah. I think Anya likes Brad Griffith now.” I realized I was kicking the island and stopped before Mom noticed.

  “So, are you going to do anything about it?” Her eyes narrowed and her gaze grew sharp.

  “No.” I glanced down at my Coke, rubbing the condensation from the can. “I mean I can’t. How could I? Anya would kill me if she knew I’d been secretly in love with Jake for years. And Jake just sees me as a friend, or worse, as Anya’s friend.”

  I didn’t much like seeing pity in the eyes of a woman with a wart the size of Mt. Everest on her chin.

  “Our family is known for our love potions, and here you are desperately in need of one and you can’t do it.”

  I’d been through this a hundred times in my mind. I shook my head. “I’d need a love potion and a forgiveness potion to give Anya. I’m looking at a month or so to work off whatever ugliness results, and I’d have to drop out of school to get the volunteer work done.”

  There were some pretty harsh rules for that too. Mom and I saw a “Friends” episode where Joey tells Phoebe there aren’t any selfless good deeds, and boy did that statement hit home. Our volunteer work has to be something we derive no benefit from. Like, if it would look good on my college applications, then it won’t work for me. Basically, since any work experience would help a teen, I’d be stuck cleaning toilets at a halfway house or something.

  That is precisely why I would never succumb to the temptation of a self-serving potion. Being fifteen sucked bad enough as it was. Well, I had fallen into that trap before. When I was nine, I had to get glasses. Of course, I would have done anything not to be called four eyes, which, while totally unoriginal, is still around. I had just watched Pinocchio at the time, and my nose grew like I was the lying wooden puppet. I didn’t have to get glasses, but Mom had to home school me for a month.

  “You can’t drop out of school,” Mom said. She propped her chin in her hand, groaned when she felt the wart, and put her arm back on the counter. “But if Anya dates someone else, can’t you ask Jake out?”

  “Without a courage potion?” Was she crazy? “No way. Besides, Anya could be married with six kids and she’d still hate me for dating Jake.” Luckily, Anya was a great friend and worth the sacrifice. It’s just when I thought of kissing Jake that I started to wonder. Well, okay, lately, I hadn’t been as convinced that she was worth the sacrifice. She’d changed, and I’d changed, and we just weren’t as close as we used to be.

  “I guess I’m not the person to be giving advice on love right now.” Mom sighed and reached for her glass of iced tea.

  My steady, dependable dad had suddenly left her for another woman last year. Then the other woman dumped him, but he had a new girlfriend, and I think she had something to do with Mom’s sudden desire for slimmer hips. “I have to meet her this weekend.” I knew my voice conveyed my disgust.

  Mom knew what I meant. She tried not to badmouth Dad, but I knew it wasn’t easy. “Try to give her a chance,” she said with a commiserating smile. “Who knows, you might actually like her.”

  “Oh, I know.” I’d hated his other girlfriend, and not just because she was a home-wrecker but because she was a truly horrid human being.

  It really wasn’t fair to spend my time worrying about my parents’ love lives when I was supposed to be focusing on my own. I was the teenager after all. They were, like, forty and supposed to be done with all this stuff.

  “I guess I’ll rock AIDS babies in the hospital nursery,” Mom said, eyeing the wart again in her compact.

  “But, Mom. That always depresses you.” Although looking in the mirror would also depress her at this point.

  “I know, but it does the babies some good. And they always need people.” She had some experience in the area. You didn’t get to be forty-something without making a few mistakes.

  Speaking of doing some good... “Did you get to the grocery?” I looked over my shoulder but didn’t see the things I’d asked for.

  “Of course,” Mom said. “Before my little, er, fiasco.” She gestured to her face.

  I hopped up and opened the cabinet to reveal canned meats and fish. “Cool. I’m really hoping I can use anchovies in the toad slime substitution.” Potions were my passion.

  “Might work,” Mom muttered. “Anchovies are just about as gross.”

  I shuddered. We agreed on that point.

  Mom could follow the potion recipes but she had no real knack for it. For some reason, my mother and grandmother had never pursued potions with any enthusiasm. I lived and breathed potions, and I was tremendously talented. I had big goals. I planned to be a doctor and develop drugs to cure diseases. We already had potions to help all kinds of symptoms, but none of them would get by the Food and Drug Administration. I mean the government bureaucrats were not going to okay the ingestion of bat wings or unicorn horns. Luckily, fat-free margarine had already been found to be an adequate substitute for dead man’s toe. So, I really held out hope that I could make things work. Mom and I were trying hard to keep the Council of Alchemists out of our business for as long as possible. Once they intervened, they could decide to send me away to school. I didn’t want to be isolated in a lab somewhere. I liked my pathetic life.

  I examined Mom’s purchases while she eyed her wart in the mirror again.

  “Maybe I should try Compound W.”

  “Mom, you know it will just make it worse! The more you mess with it, the worse it gets.” My mood took a downward turn. Sometimes I just wanted to be like everyone else. I hated having a gift that seemed more like a curse. And I hated that we had weird allergies. Like, we can’t tolerate any artificial sweeteners. They give us zits. And chocolate gives us diarrhea. It just isn’t fair. Being different sucks.

  Chagrined, Mom said, “I know. I guess I’ll cover it with a bandage so I don’t scare the babies.”

  “Good idea.”

  “Get changed. We need to leave in twenty minutes if we’re going to make aerobics.”

  I put down the tuna. “We’re still going?”

  Mom nodded. “I’ve got some serious stress to work off.”

  “Okay. I’ll go change as soon as I take care of Mrs. McGregor’s cat.”

 
“And I’ll find an adhesive bandage. A really strong, sweat-resistant bandage. I don’t want to gross out the rest of the class.”

  I headed off to Dad’s library.

  Bookcases crammed with spiral notebooks, journals, and dusty books lined the walls of the library. All of Dad’s research was in there, and mine, too. My nuclear physicist father had taught me how to properly conduct experiments when I was seven. I’d kept every spiral notebook documenting every step in my search for potion substitutes.

  I paused in the doorway for a moment. The room reminded me of all the good times with Dad. I missed having him around, and I couldn’t really come to terms with him leaving my mother.

  Taking the key from the desk drawer, I unlocked the cabinet at the base of one of the bookcases. My potions had to be locked up because they were so potent and could be dangerous. I pulled out the feline health potion which I had developed specially for the neighbor’s cat by combining several ancient recipes. My own cat, Jasmine, didn’t need any help.

  I shook the bottle. Only a few drops were left. I’d have to brew some more tonight. Once a week, I treated Mrs. MacGregor’s cat with the formula. Mrs. MacGregor was about ninety years old, and she adored Snowball. The cat had been sickly and approaching fifteen when I’d started dosing it five years ago. I knew my neighbor wouldn’t live through losing her pet. So, I’d made sure she wouldn’t have to. Snowball was the healthiest cat on the block. Since I didn’t have any ulterior motives for helping, the potion wasn’t self-serving and there was no retribution.

  With the bottle in my hand, I went out the garage and around the side of the house. “Snowball. Here, kitty, kitty.”

  ***

  By the time we made it to the aerobics room, all the spaces along the back were taken. We grabbed our steps and risers and set them up in the middle. Hyper Bill was already there. He always set up in the front row. He’d joined us three months ago and was our token middle-aged man.

  “Hey, Annie. You got some kind of skin thing going on?”

  Mom grimaced. “Just had a little pre-cancer sliced off at the dermatologist today.”

  Hyper Bill nodded fiercely. He pointed to his freckled, bald head. “I had twelve lesions taken off last year.”

  My stomach tightened.