Dead Ice

by Laurell K. Hamilton

  Susannah had turned and was watching, too. She didn't turn around until Nicky placed the stone on the ground, with Domino helping him steady it so it didn't fall over and break. She finally turned back to me and said, "Not human, I take it."

  "Not exactly," I said.

  She shook her head. "Someone who looks like your guy there, but human, please, if you're looking for me."

  "Why does human matter?" I asked, not sure if I should be offended on Nicky's behalf, or not yet.

  "Because if he can lift that, I do not want to be on the receiving end of him being pissed at me. I had one boyfriend in high school who hit me. He played football and was on the wrestling team. He was strong, but not that strong. I never want to be at the mercy of someone stronger than the jock who first broke my heart and my jaw."

  "I'm sorry, Susannah, really sorry; that must have been awful." And just like that I had my lesson. I shouldn't assume that every woman a man bashes gave him a good reason to do it.

  She nodded, and her face had too many emotions flying over it for me to read them. "It's not them turning furry once a month, Anita, or even the vampires living on blood, it's the superhuman strength that scares me. I can't deal with a boyfriend who could hurt me that badly."

  "Men really can be bastards," Zerbrowski said, and this time he meant it.

  "You've got a daughter, right?" she asked.

  "Yeah."

  "I don't want daughters, ever. I'd worry too much." She stopped as if she meant to say more but had thought better of it. She turned and just walked off toward the grave, her father, and the rest of the men.

  "Well," Zerbrowski said.

  "Yeah," I said. "I didn't know you didn't like her until tonight."

  "I may have to take it back; she freaked out on one of the other cops, but he's a big guy and when he drinks he has a temper."

  "You think he got out of hand?" I asked.

  "Not like you mean, but I bet it wouldn't take much to spook her."

  "I bet you're right."

  "Damn, now I have to either ask him what happened, or defend her the next time he says what a bitch she is."

  "You don't really have to do either," I said.

  "Yeah, I do. If I help trash someone's reputation and then find out I'm wrong, I have to fix it if I can."

  "There's a reason we're friends, Zerbrowski," I said, smiling at his uncharacteristically serious face.

  "Thanks, but you'd do the same thing."

  I thought about it, and nodded.

  He smiled. "Yeah, there's a reason we're friends, I'm the only one who's been safe from your feminine wiles."

  I shook my head and smiled back. "You're not my type, and I like your wife and kids."

  "It's the middle-aged thing, isn't it?"

  "Nope, it's the railroad-themed pajamas; I just could never lust after someone once I knew they like little choo-choos all over their jammies."

  He grinned at me. "Katie likes them."

  I gave him the rolled eyes he expected and said, "So didn't want to know that."

  "Let's go help dig up your zombie."

  The backhoe's engine started again, as if on cue. "Let's," I said, and we walked together through the soft dark. We'd never hold hands, or go shopping, or actually share confidences about our sex lives, and we might not be partners forever; he was dangerously close to getting promoted out of the field and onto a desk full time, but we'd always be the kind of friends that you can call up at two a.m. for a favor, whether it's an exhumation order or picking the kids up from school when emergencies happen. I'd only done that last thing once, but I'd been on the list of approved names that the school was allowed to give his kids to, in case of emergency. We were damn close to the "If I had a body and needed help getting rid of it, I'd call you" phone call, but honestly we could both probably handle that one on our own. Cops can make very good bad guys, and very good friends.

  33

  IF IT HAD been a modern grave we could have used the backhoe to remove most of the dirt, but older graves weren't always as deep as they should be, and Warrington had been buried before wooden coffins were put inside metal vaults. If we dug too deep, then we might crush the coffin and the body inside it. If Warrington was a flesh-eating zombie and came out trying to kill us, then that wouldn't be so bad, but if he was just a body then we'd have screwed up the exhumation. Judges tended to get cranky if you destroyed perfectly peaceable dead citizens who had once been taxpaying good guys. Before you ask, no, we couldn't have sworn ourselves to secrecy and not told anyone we goofed, because people will talk, especially when the story is this good. I mean, I was a necromancer, nicknamed behind my back the Zombie Queen. That I and a senior member of the Regional Preternatural Investigation Squad/Team totally destroyed a grave, because we thought there was a killer zombie in it, when it was just some poor body . . . See, it's too good not to share at the bar on a Saturday night, or the next time any of them work with other cops, so the backhoe got turned off and the shovels came out.

  The men who'd come to dig the coffin out got into the open grave and started doing their job. They never questioned it, and I wondered why they didn't at least ask if it was dangerous. Then I realized they probably didn't exhume many bodies buried before metal vaults went around the coffin.

  I went to the graveside and looked down at the two men. The tall blond was almost waist deep in the open grave; his shorter dark-haired partner was already up to his waist in it. "Can you get out of the grave for a minute?" I asked.

  The blond looked up at me, but Dark Hair kept shoveling dirt. "We'll be down to the coffin in just a few minutes, Marshal."

  "I believe you; that's why I'd like you to get out of the grave."

  The moonlight showed his frown clearly. It was bright tonight for being only half full. "Honest, we'll be out of your way in just a few minutes if you let us do our job."

  "Nicky, Domino, get them out of there."

  Nicky didn't argue, or hesitate, just reached down and pulled Dark Hair up by a handful of his thick coveralls like you'd pick up a puppy by the loose skin at the back of its neck. "Hey," the man said as his feet dangled and he got set on solid ground.

  Domino had reached toward the blond, but he scrambled out on his own. "What the hell was that?" he asked. His buddy had stumbled away from Nicky like he was afraid he'd do more than just pick him up.

  "Did anyone tell you why we want to exhume this body?" I asked.

  "Yeah," Blondie said. "You're checking to see if it's a killer zombie."

  "That's right, which means it may come out of the grave trying to eat people."

  "No worries, we'll get to the metal vault and it's all yours after that."

  "Did you check the date on the tombstone before you moved it?"

  They looked at each other, as if they were both going to ask, Did you check? Finally Blondie said, "It's old, so what?"

  "Putting a coffin in a metal vault is a modern concept. Before that it was just wood boxes, and those rot right along with the body."

  They exchanged another look between them. I watched them think it through and finally Dark Hair said, "Shit."

  "Yeah," I said.

  "They said something about it being a really old body, but that was all," Blondie said.

  "They didn't explain the possible danger?" I asked.

  They both shook their heads.

  "You might want to discuss that with your boss later, or do your own research into burial practices through the ages. It might save your lives."

  "Are you saying the zombie could be just a few feet down and . . ." Blondie stopped and stared into the hole as if it suddenly had a sign above it that read, Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

  "It's possible," I said.

  "They don't pay us enough to risk getting eaten alive," Blondie said.

  "Fuck, no," Dark Hair said.

  "You guys wait over there until it's time to put the dirt back in; we'll take it from here for a while."

  They started
to walk away with the shovels still in their hands.

  "We'll need the shovels."

  They looked at them as if they weren't sure they were willing to give them up. "If you break them, the cost comes out of our paycheck."

  "We'll do our best not to break them," I said, and held out my hand.

  Blondie started to hand me his shovel, but Nicky interceded and took it instead. "I'll dig for you."

  Domino took the other shovel. "We're paid to do the heavy lifting, right?"

  "You know my rule, I don't let anyone take chances I won't take myself."

  "Yeah, and we love you for it," Domino said, "but you're the only one who can control the zombie. Nicky and I can dig."

  "They're right, Anita," Manny said.

  "I don't want them in harm's way either."

  "One of us will dig, and the other one can cover with the rifle," Nicky said.

  I thought about it and finally said, "Okay, Nicky covers with the AR, Domino digs."

  "Why does he get to cover and I have to dig?"

  "Because he's a better shot than you with a long gun," I said.

  "He's not better than I am with a handgun."

  "No, he's not, and if we empty all the rifles and go for handguns feel free to join, but since we're starting with the AR, he watches your back while you dig."

  Domino didn't like it, but he couldn't argue with my reasoning, so he climbed into the grave and started digging with Nicky beside him, rifle pointed down at the dirt in case something tried to grab them. I got to stand beside the grave and watch the dirt for signs of wood, or pale flesh, or anything that wasn't dirt. I could have unleashed my necromancy and searched the ground for the body, but I was afraid that even that little bit of power might push the zombie awake, if it was dead to the world again. I was so far out of known territory that I was afraid to do much of anything but wait to see the body, or the zombie, or whatever Warrington was now. The fact that even I couldn't define what he was, or wasn't, bothered me a lot. I was a necromancer, the first true one in centuries; if I didn't know what was going on, then no one did. We were so screwed, because I had no one I could ask for advice, or help. I'd killed the last two necromancers that I'd met. They'd been trying to kill me first, so it was self-defense, but still it would have been nice to have someone to consult with--maybe I could ask some other animators and we could coffee-klatch? The trouble was, I knew that Manny knew less than I did about all this, and he'd trained me. That didn't make me hopeful about getting real advice from anyone else in the field. Yes, I was trying to think of anything but the fact that one man I was in love with, and another that I liked a lot, both of them my lovers, were in a grave digging up a flesh-eating zombie, and all I could do was watch and wait while they endangered themselves. I liked being in the front of the charge, not leading from the rear.

  With the rifle tucked up tight against his shoulder and cheek, Nicky asked, "Do I shoot at the first movement, or wait to see what he does?"

  It was a great question; my answer wasn't nearly as great. "I'm not sure."

  "Better be sure soon," Domino said, as he stripped off his jacket and tossed it out of the grave. His guns were very stark against the whiteness of his T-shirt, even by the light of the moon.

  He was right. It wasn't like me to waffle so much; I was usually yes or no. Manny touched my arm. "If he's still moving, they need to shoot him, Anita."

  I nodded, but I didn't give the order.

  "Why are you hesitating?" he asked.

  "I think I feel guilty."

  "Feel guilty, but do what is needed."

  I nodded, and said, "If he grabs for either of you, shoot him."

  "Thanks, Manny," Domino said as he went back to shoveling dirt onto the edge of the pile the backhoe had already made beside the grave.

  "He heard that?" Manny asked.

  "He can hear your heartbeat from feet away," I said.

  "Yards away if it's beating hard," Domino said, without looking up or hesitating as he shoveled.

  Manny gave me wide eyes, shrugged, and smiled. I almost asked him if he had any friends who were shapeshifters, but if he did they'd be very careful around him to appear as human as possible. If I told him that, he'd just be uncomfortable around them next time they socialized, so I let it go. A lot of friendships are based on partial truths and work for years.

  "Do I stop when I reach the coffin?"

  "The coffin may not be intact, so if you touch wood just stop and we'll reevaluate."

  "How not intact?" Nicky asked, rifle still pointed very seriously down at the dirt.

  "Maybe not there at all," Manny said.

  "So I'll hit body before I hit wood?" Domino asked.

  "Maybe," I said.

  "A lot of maybes tonight," he said.

  "I know."

  He glanced up at me. "You're not even going to apologize for it?"

  "No."

  We had a moment of looking at each other. "You're the boss," he said, and went back to digging.

  "Maybe more scraping the dirt than digging," Manny said, "so the body isn't damaged."

  "If it's moving, I intend to damage it."

  "A lot," Nicky said.

  I wanted to tell them, Don't. This was my fault, somehow this was my fault, because I hadn't known Warrington had been a cannibal? That was ridiculous; there was no way for me to have known that. It was his deepest, darkest secret; he wouldn't have written it down where someone could find it, read it, know. I had done my due diligence. Both the research firm we used for searches and our office staff had found out everything they could on him and checked for the red flags that would have made me pass on the job. So why did I feel like I'd done something wrong?

  Domino was scraping smaller scoops of dirt now, looking to see what he was hitting with the bladed edge of the shovel. Nicky was very seriously watching the ground underneath them for movement. Manny and I were here to help control the zombie if it woke ready to eat people. Susannah and Eddie were close by with hoods in place, so we could all scatter and they could fry the zombie. We had it covered, but I was supposed to be the big bad necromancer who knew everything there was to know about the undead. It had been a long time since I'd been caught this flat-footed by a zombie that I'd raised from the grave. I'd been surprised badly by other people's undead, but never by my own. Was it professional pride that was hurting? I didn't know. I just didn't know why this was hitting me so hard, but it was; it really was.

  "Movement!" Nicky said, voice loud, but the rifle never wavered.

  Domino sprang out of the grave like magic, one minute in the grave, the next not, as if he'd translocated, not just leapt up like the cat he could be. Nicky stayed on post in the grave. I moved up with the shotgun, trying to see what he had noticed. The dirt looked black and empty to me.

  "Get out, I'll cover you," I said.

  "Maybe it was a mole or something," Zerbrowski said, peering into the grave.

  "Not unless it's bigger than any mole I ever saw," Nicky said.

  "No self-respecting mole would stay around this much digging," I said. I had the shotgun tucked in tight to my shoulder, my cheek sighting down the barrel, while I looked for movement. "Get out of it, Nicky, that's an order."

  He had to do what I told him to do as my Bride, though my own desire for him to be more independent had made it not as automatic as it had once been. He grabbed the edge of the grave and started to jump out when I saw the ground heave, a second before a hand grabbed his ankle.

  "Shit," I said.

  I couldn't fire that close to Nicky's leg without risking hitting him. He tried to leap out of the grave the way Domino had done, and if a human, or even another lycanthrope, had grabbed him he could have done it, but the dead hold on tighter than the living. Nicky made it to the edge of the grave and halfway onto the ground, where Domino grabbed him and helped pull him forward, but it didn't free him from the zombie's hand. It pulled the hand, the arm, and part of a T-shirted shoulder into sight, but the han
d stayed tight to Nicky's ankle.

  I had my finger on the trigger, half-pulled, when I heard something that made me hesitate. A voice calling, "Help me!"

  Warrington was down there, alert, awake, and craving flesh. He was down there begging for help. Motherfucking son of a bitch.

  34

  "SHOOT IT!" DOMINO said.

  "Shoot it!" Manny said.

  Zerbrowski had his own gun out and pointed.

  Domino was fighting to keep Nicky from being pulled back into the grave. Nicky's fingers were digging into the ground like he was trying to grow roots, which let me know the zombie was pulling hard.

  "I won't let him hurt you, Nicky," I said.

  "I trust you," he said.

  "Anita, shoot the damned thing," Domino yelled.

  I kept my eyes on the grave, the shotgun snugged up tight, ready to shoot. "Can you hear it, Manny?"

  "Hear what?"

  "The zombie."

  "I can," Nicky said.

  "So can I, so what, shoot it!" Domino said.

  "Help Nicky pull the zombie up."

  "What?" Domino asked.

  Even Zerbrowski said, "Anita . . ."

  "Can you hear him?"

  "No."

  "Trust me," I said.

  "I do," Zerbrowski said, "you know that."

  "Thank you. Nicky, can you help Warrington get his face aboveground?"

  "If Domino helps steady me and the zombie keeps holding on, yes."

  "He won't let go," I said.

  "I'll help you hold on, but this is crazy," Domino said. He got an even better grip on Nicky. Manny was shaking his head, but he knelt down and helped hold Nicky, though I wasn't sure either of them needed the help. Zerbrowski stayed with his handgun pointed at the arm and the body underneath.

  Susannah came up to the grave and was looking in at the zombie. "Anita, get your guy out of there and let us do our job."

  "Not yet."

  She took off the big silver helmet and said, "Anita, how can you endanger someone you're dating?"

  "Back up, Susannah, give me room to work."

  "Work how?"

  "I don't have time to explain. Warrington, Mr. Warrington, can you hear me?"

  The screaming just kept repeating, "Help me! Help!"

  "We're coming, Warrington, we're coming."

  The scream changed to, "Ms. Blake, Ms. Blake, help me!"

  "Jesus," Domino said.

  "What is it?" Manny asked.

  "Bring him up a little, Nicky." I kept the shotgun on him. If he tried to bite Nicky I'd blow his head off, but I was hoping I wouldn't have to do that.