Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

by Jonathan Safran Foer

  Do you know what time it is?

  Every morning before breakfast, and before I come here, your mother and I go to the guest room, the animals follow us, I thumb through the blank pages and gesture laughter and gesture tears, if she asks what I’m laughing or crying about, I tap my finger on the page, and if she asks, “Why?” I press her hand against her heart, and then against my heart, or I touch her forefinger to the mirror, or touch it, quickly, against the hotplate, sometimes I wonder if she knows, I wonder in my Nothingest moments if she’s testing me, if she types nonsense all day long, or types nothing at all, just to see what I’ll do in response, she wants to know if I love her, that’s all anyone wants from anyone else, not love itself but the knowledge that love is there, like new batteries in the flashlight in the emergency kit in the hall closet, “Don’t let anyone see it,” I told her that morning she first showed it to me, and maybe I was trying to protect her, and maybe I was trying to protect myself, “We’ll have it be our secret until it’s perfect. We’ll work on it together. We’ll make it the greatest book anyone has ever written.” “You think that’s possible?” she asked, outside, leaves fell from the trees, inside, we were letting go of our concern for that kind of truth, “I do,” I said by touching her arm, “If we try hard enough.” She reached her hands in front of her and found my face, she said, “I’m going to write about this.” Ever since that day I’ve been encouraging her, begging her, to write more, to shovel deeper, “Describe his face,” I tell her, running my hand over the empty page, and then, the next morning, “Describe his eyes,” and then, holding the page to the window, letting it fill with light, “Describe his irises,” and then, “His pupils.” She never asks, “Whose?” She never asks, “Why?” Are they my own eyes on those pages? I’ve seen the left stack double and quadruple, I’ve heard of asides that have become tangents that have become passages that have become chapters, and I know, because she told me, that what was once the second sentence is now the second-to-last. Just two days ago she said that her life story was happening faster than her life, “What do you mean?” I asked with my hands, “So little happens,” she said, “and I’m so good at remembering.” “You could write about the store?” “I’ve described every diamond in the case.” “You could write about other people.” “My life story is the story of everyone I’ve ever met.” “You could write about your feelings.” She asked, “Aren’t my life and my feelings the same thing?”

  Excuse me, where do you get tickets?

  I have so much to tell you, the problem isn’t that I’m running out of time, I’m running out of room, this book is filling up, there couldn’t be enough pages, I looked around the apartment this morning for one last time and there was writing everywhere, filling the walls and mirrors, I’d rolled up the rugs so I could write on the floors, I’d written on the windows and around the bottles of wine we were given but never drank, I wear only short sleeves, even when it’s cold, because my arms are books, too. But there’s too much to express. I’m sorry. That’s what I’ve been trying to say to you, I’m sorry for everything. For having said goodbye to Anna when maybe I could have saved her and our idea, or at least died with them. I’m sorry for my inability to let the unimportant things go, for my inability to hold on to the important things. I’m sorry for what I’m about to do to your mother and to you. I’m sorry I’ll never get to see your face, and feed you, and tell you bedtime stories. I’ve tried in my own way to explain myself, but when I think of your mother’s life story, I know that I haven’t explained a thing, she and I are no different, I’ve been writing Nothing, too. “The dedication,” she said to me this morning, just a few hours ago, when I went to the guest room for the last time, “Read it.” I touched my fingers to her eyelids and opened her eyes wide enough to convey every possible meaning, I was about to leave her behind without saying goodbye, to turn my back on a marriage of millimeters and rules, “Do you think it’s too much?” she asked, bringing me back to her invisible dedication, I touched her with my right hand, not knowing to whom she had dedicated her life story, “It’s not silly, is it?” I touched her with my right hand, and I was missing her already, I wasn’t having second thoughts, but I was having thoughts, “It’s not vain?” I touched her with my right hand, and for all I knew she’d dedicated it to herself, “Does it mean everything to you?” she asked, this time putting her finger on what wasn’t there, I touched her with my left hand, and for all I knew she’d dedicated it to me. I told her that I had to get going. I asked her, with a long series of gestures that would have made no sense to anyone else, if she wanted anything special. “You always get it right,” she said. “Some nature magazines?” (I flapped her hands like wings.) “That would be nice.” “Maybe something with art in it?” (I took her hand, like a brush, and painted an imaginary painting in front of us.) “Sure.” She walked me to the door, as she always did, “I might not be back before you fall asleep,” I told her, putting my open hand on her shoulder and then easing her cheek onto my palm. She said, “But I can’t fall asleep without you.” I held her hands against my head and nodded that she could, we walked to the door, navigating a Something path. “And what if I can’t fall asleep without you?” I held her hands against my head and nodded, “And what if?” I nodded, “Answer me what,” she said, I shrugged my shoulders, “Promise me you’ll take care,” she said, pulling the hood of my coat over my head, “Promise me you’ll take extra-special care. I know you look both ways before you cross the street, but I want you to look both ways a second time, because I told you to.” I nodded. She asked, “Are you wearing lotion?” With my hands I told her, “It’s cold out. You have a cold.” She asked, “But are you?” I surprised myself by touching her with my right hand. I could live a lie, but not bring myself to tell that small one. She said, “Hold on,” and ran inside the apartment and came back with a bottle of lotion. She squeezed some into her hand, rubbed her hands together, and spread it on the back of my neck, and on the tops of my hands, and between my fingers, and on my nose and forehead and cheeks and chin, everything that was exposed, in the end I was the clay and she was the sculptor, I thought, it’s a shame that we have to live, but it’s a tragedy that we get to live only one life, because if I’d had two lives, I would have spent one of them with her. I would have stayed in the apartment with her, torn the blueprint from the door, held her on the bed, said, “I want two rolls,” sang, “Start spreading the news,” laughed, “Ha ha ha!” cried, “Help!” I would have spent that life among the living. We rode the elevator down together and walked to the threshold, she stopped and I kept going. I knew I was about to destroy what she’d been able to rebuild, but I had only one life. I heard her behind me. Because of myself, or despite myself, I turned back, “Don’t cry,” I told her, by putting her fingers on my face and pushing imaginary tears up my cheeks and back into my eyes, “I know,” she said as she wiped the real tears from her cheeks, I stomped my feet, this meant, “I won’t go to the airport.” “Go to the airport,” she said, I touched her chest, then pointed her hand out toward the world, then pointed her hand at her chest, “I know,” she said, “Of course I know that.” I held her hands and pretended we were behind an invisible wall, or behind the imaginary painting, our palms exploring its surface, then, at the risk of saying too much, I held one of her hands over my eyes, and the other over her eyes, “You are too good to me,” she said, I put her hands on my head and nodded yes, she laughed, I love it when she laughs, although the truth is I am not in love with her, she said, “I love you,” I told her how I felt, this is how I told her: I held her hands out to her sides, I pointed her index fingers toward each other and slowly, very slowly, moved them in, the closer they got, the more slowly I moved them, and then, as they were about to touch, as they were only a dictionary page from touching, pressing on opposite sides of the word “love,” I stopped them, I stopped them and held them there. I don’t know what she thought, I don’t know what she understood, or what she wouldn’t allow herself to u
nderstand, I turned around and walked away from her, I didn’t look back, I won’t. I’m telling you all of this because I’ll never be your father, and you will always be my child. I want you to know, at least, that it’s not out of selfishness that I am leaving, how can I explain that? I can’t live, I’ve tried and I can’t. If that sounds simple, it’s simple like a mountain is simple. Your mother suffered, too, but she chose to live, and lived, be her son and her husband. I don’t expect that you’ll ever understand me, much less forgive me, you might not even read these words, if your mother gives them to you at all. It’s time to go. I want you to be happy, I want that more than I want happiness for myself, does that sound simple? I’m leaving. I’ll rip these pages from this book, take them to the mailbox before I get on the plane, address the envelope to “My Unborn Child,” and I’ll never write another word again, I am gone, I am no longer here. With love, Your father

  I want to buy a ticket to Dresden.

  What are you doing here?

  You have to go home. You should be in bed.

  Let me take you home.

  You’re being crazy. You’re going to catch a cold.

  You’re going to catch a colder.

  Heavier Boots

  Twelve weekends later was the first performance of Hamlet, although it was actually an abbreviated modern version, because the real Hamlet is too long and confusing, and most of the kids in my class have ADD. For example, the famous “To be or not to be” speech, which I know about from the Collected Shakespeare set Grandma bought me, was cut down so that it was just, “To be or not to be, that’s the question.”

  Everyone had to have a part, but there weren’t enough real parts, and I didn’t go to the auditions because my boots were too heavy to go to school that day, so I got the part of Yorick. At first that made me self-conscious. I suggested to Mrs. Rigley that maybe I could just play tambourine in the orchestra or something. She said, “There is no orchestra.” I said, “Still.” She told me, “It’ll be terrific. You’ll wear all black, and the makeup crew will paint your hands and neck black, and the costume crew will create some sort of a papier-mâché skull for you to wear over your head. It’ll really give the illusion that you don’t have a body.” I thought about that for a minute, and then I told her my better idea. “What I’ll do is, I’ll invent an invisibility suit that has a camera on my back that takes video of everything behind me and plays it on a plasma screen that I’ll wear on my front, which will cover everything except my face. It’ll look like I’m not there at all.” She said, “Nifty.” I said, “But is Yorick even a part?” She whispered into my ear, “If anything, I’m afraid you’ll steal the show.” Then I was excited to be Yorick.

  Opening night was pretty great. We had a fog machine, so the cemetery was just like a cemetery in a movie. “Alas, poor Yorick!” Jimmy Snyder said, holding my face, “I knew him, Horatio.” I didn’t have a plasma screen, because the costumes budget wasn’t big enough, but from underneath the skull I could look around without anyone noticing. I saw lots of people I knew, which made me feel special. Mom and Ron and Grandma were there, obviously. Toothpaste was there with Mr. and Mrs. Hamilton, which was nice, and Mr. and Mrs. Minch were there, too, because The Minch was Guildenstern. A lot of the Blacks that I had met in those twelve weekends were there. Abe was there. Ada and Agnes were there. (They were actually sitting next to each other, although they didn’t realize it.) I saw Albert and Alice and Allen and Arnold and Barbara and Barry. They must have been half the audience. But what was weird was that they didn’t know what they had in common, which was kind of like how I didn’t know what the thumbtack, the bent spoon, the square of aluminum foil, and all those other things I dug up in Central Park had to do with each other.

  I was incredibly nervous, but I maintained my confidence, and I was extremely subtle. I know, because there was a standing ovation, which made me feel like one hundred dollars.

  The second performance was also pretty great. Mom was there, but Ron had to work late. That was OK, though, because I didn’t want him there anyway. Grandma was there, obviously. I didn’t see any of the Blacks, but I knew that most people go to only one show unless they’re your parents, so I didn’t feel too bad about that. I tried to give an extra-special performance, and I think I did. “Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio; a really funny and excellent guy. I used to ride on his back all the time, and now, it’s so awful to think about!”

  Only Grandma came the next night. Mom had a late meeting because one of her cases was about to go to trial, and I didn’t ask where Ron was because I was embarrassed, and I didn’t want him there anyway. As I was standing as still as I could, with Jimmy Snyder’s hand under my chin, I wondered, What’s the point of giving an extremely subtle performance if basically no one is watching?

  Grandma didn’t come backstage to say hi before the performance the next night, or bye after, but I saw that she was there. Through the eye sockets I could see her standing in the back of the gym, underneath the basketball hoop. Her makeup was absorbing the lighting in a fascinating way, which made her look almost ultraviolet. “Alas, poor Yorick.” I was as still as I could be, and the whole time I was thinking, What trial is more important than the greatest play in history?

  The next performance was only Grandma again. She cried at all the wrong times and cracked up at all the wrong times. She applauded when the audience found out the news that Ophelia drowned, which is supposed to be bad news, and she booed when Hamlet scored his first point in the duel against Laertes at the end, which is good, for obvious reasons.

  “This is where his lips were that I used to kiss a lot. Where are your jokes now, your games, your songs?”

  Backstage, before closing night, Jimmy Snyder imitated Grandma to the rest of the cast and crew. I guess I hadn’t realized how loud she was. I had gotten so angry at myself for noticing her, but I was wrong, it was her fault. Everyone noticed. Jimmy did her exactly right—the way she swatted her left hand at something funny, like there was a fly in front of her face. The way she tilted her head, like she was concentrating incredibly hard on something, and how she sneezed and told herself, “God bless me.” And how she cried and said, “That’s sad,” so everyone could hear it.

  I sat there while he made all the kids crack up. Even Mrs. Rigley cracked up, and so did her husband, who played the piano during the set changes. I didn’t mention that she was my grandma, and I didn’t tell him to stop. Outside, I was cracking up too. Inside, I was wishing that she were tucked away in a portable pocket, or that she’d also had an invisibility suit. I wished the two of us could go somewhere far away, like the Sixth Borough.