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Snoop Troop: It Came from Beneath the Playground

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by Kirk Scroggs


  and scrap metal from the stolen playground!

  The mecha-beast

  lays waste to the park!

  Maybe we

  should jump on

  its back and try

  to disable it!

  It says right

  here, no one under

  forty-six inches

  allowed on board.

  Rules are rules!

  The cries of stranded

  park riders grab

  Logan’s attention,

  and she swings out

  like Tarzan to rescue

  a tot off the Junior

  Jungle Terror Cruise!

  Wheelie rolls out onto

  the bumper-car course

  to save a terrified

  mother and her

  swaddled babe!

  And Gustavo rescues

  the last funnel cake

  from a bubbling pit

  of hot grease!

  Come to Papa!

  Dr. Deep Yonder steps in to offer his expertise.

  If Logan and Gustavo can activate his Mole

  Disser 5000, tragedy can be averted.

  The Mole Disser 5000

  is our only hope!

  Unfortunately, the device got lost in the stampede!

  Whatever shall we do? Oh me, oh my!

  Chill out,

  narrator dude.

  I think I just

  spotted it!

  Find the

  Mole

  Disser

  5000!

  Logan takes matters into her own hands. And

  when I say “matters,” I mean Gustavo’s ’stache.

  Pardon me! I’ll be

  needing this!

  With a mighty toss, Logan lets the facial hair fly!

  Yeooowch! I have got

  to quit attaching those

  things with Super Goo!

  The Mole Disser 5000 unleashes a stream of

  insults!

  Your mama’s got so

  many fleas, when she

  travels, she gets the

  group rate!

  Hey,

  earthworm breath!

  It’s working! The insults

  are driving the moles

  into my vehicle!

  Even the metal monster collapses in a twisted

  heap! It must have been sensitive to insults

  as well.

  Actually, I think Logan’s

  dog just unplugged it.

  But Captain Mosely has other ideas....

  Curses! That dog

  discovered my

  Achilles’ heel!

  I’m sentencing Ignas

  to ten hours of detention

  starting tomorrow!

  Sorry, Principal. The only detention Ignas

  will be serving is in the Murkee City House

  of, uh, Detention. Take him away, boys!

  Thanks, Cap’n!

  I was getting a

  little hungry.

  Just don’t go getting

  any wild ideas about sticking

  your amateur noses in

  police business.

  I suppose I owe you two a big, fat

  thank-you sandwich with a side of

  “I’m sorry.”

  Amateur? Ha! I’ll have you know

  you are looking at the newest, greatest

  detective duo in town! And just maybe

  we’ll help you when you come crawling

  to us for our expertise!

  Ohhh…

  what have

  I gotten

  myself into?

  Chapter 11

  MAKE THAT A DOUBLE SCOOP

  1411 Baskerville Lane, 4:34 pm. A bold new

  detective duo sits in their refurbished office,

  ready for cases of mystery,

  intrigue, and mild excitement

  to come pouring in.

  To make time for the new business, Gustavo has

  to give up his weekly Macho Cop Club for Kids

  meetings.

  They come up with a clever name using the

  process of elimination—meaning Logan quickly

  eliminates all of Gustavo’s suggestions.

  Sorry, Wiggens. The club is no more.

  Here’s two weeks’ worth of Cheez Krinkles. Please

  clean out your desk and turn in your badge.

  They hire a friendly canine bodyguard.

  And Logan hooks Gustavo up with his own

  desk, filled with six-month-old Fudgysickles.

  Then they sit and wait. . . and wait. . .

  Don’t worry, partner.

  It won’t be long now.

  Something weird is

  lurking right around the

  corner. I can feel it!

  and wait. . . and wait. . . .

  Something

  weird is

  lurking!

  Warning:

  The following secret files

  may require doodling,

  scribbling, heavy thinking,

  and possible yodeling!

  Hey! If you don’t own this book,

  make sure you only doodle on a piece

  of scrap paper. If Miss Perusa finds

  any drawing on school property,

  she might staple your big toe

  to a math book!

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  Sketch the

  magnified

  clue!

  •It has six legs.

  •It oozes slime.

  •It has three eyes.

  •It wears high-top sneakers.

  •It sings karaoke!

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  What’s in Wheelie’s dog bowl

  and why does it smell like

  blue cheese?

  Something’s eating

  Miss Myrtle’s potted plants

  up on the fifth floor! Help

  the Snoop Troop catch

  the culprit by sketching

  the suspect. Here’s an

  eyewitness description:

  •It’s tall with four long, skinny legs.

  •It has splotchy spots all over.

  •It has a seven-foot-long neck!

  •It has a tail with a tuft of hair on the end.

  •It has big eyes with luscious lashes.

  •It was last seen with a mouthful of chewed

  petunias.

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  Hide as many moles as you

  can in the theme park!

  Make sure they’re extra

  hidden! The Snoop Troop is

  here to sniff them out!

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  Quick! The mole-controlling maniac

  has left another jumbled-up message!

  See if you can figure out what it says

  before all heck breaks loose!

  Answer: Give me all your ice cream or my moles will attack again!

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  Fill in all the gross details!

  FIND THE WORDS INVOLVING

  CRIMINAL UNDERGROUND

  CRITTERS!

  Answers on page 168!

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  these activities.

  Hey! We need the Mole Disser 5000

  to stop another attack, but someone

  disassembled it. Help us find all the parts!

  Find the

  parts!

  Answers on page 168!

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  Greetings, children.

  Please help me install

  our latest exhibit of

  curious creatures.

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t this activity.

  DOODLE SNOOPS ANSWER KEY

  WORD SEARCH:

  MOLE DISSER 5000 PARTS:

  1. Page 164: on the clown’s hat

  2. Page 164: in the man’s hand

  3. Page 165: on the counter by the condiments

  4. Page 165: the lady’s earring

  5. Page 165: on the boy’s head

  6. Page 165: on the ground under the bench

  KIRK SCROGGS

  is the author and illustrator of the Tales of a

  Sixth-Grade Muppet series and the Wiley &

  Grampa’s Creature Features series. He lives in

  Los Angeles.

  A real detective relies on

  her sleuthing abilities,

  not kicking down doors like

  Mr. Macho Cop over here.

  While Miss Prim and Proper

  is tracking footprints in the

  garden, I’ll be busting criminal

  slime with my hight-tech

  boomerang mustache!

  I dare you to

  solve the mystery

  before we do.

  Ha! don’t get

  your hopes up,

  amateurs!

  Visit our website at lb-kids.com

  Cover art © 2014 by Kirk Scroggs

  Cover design by Tracy Shaw and jdrift design

  Cover © 2014 Hachette Book Group, Inc.

  Printed in the U.S.A.

 

 

 


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