Courting Crazy

by J G Jerome

  I look down at Rottie, who I see is now sitting expectantly at my feet. I squat down and ask him, “Do you want to stay here…” he drops his head down on his paws and looks pitiful, “...or come along with us to the condo.” At the last option he stands back up and licks my face from chin to forehead. “Right. Going with us. You’re in the back, buddy. It’s a long ride, so go find a place to purge really quickly.” He runs off towards the bushes along the creek bed to do his business.

  Then I pull Kristina to me, squeeze her tight little bottom as I lift her and kiss her. She wraps her arms and legs around me tightly as she devours my mouth. When her hunger is sated, I tell her, “Sweetheart, you are the Lady of the House and also in charge of all the farming operations. Coordinate with Megan to get the funds transferred to your account for Echo Canyon property. I want it for security purposes if nothing else. I suspect you can make something more useful from it.”

  She smiles at me, “Of course, my Lord Fiancé! I’ll do you proud, Jack.”

  I smile back at her and lean my head into hers, “I have no doubt, beautiful. Take care of my fiancé! I love you!” I kiss her again and then set her down on the ground.

  She holds my face, “Jack, I love you too! I couldn’t be happier at the thought of the life we’re building together. Get my sisters home, and we will build a beautiful life together.”

  “Yes, my Love,” I tell her before she breaks away to hand out kisses to Chelsea and the Ravens.

  I turn to Tiphanae and Chelsea as she releases them, “Ladies, you’re in charge of getting us home.” I give each one of them a kiss.

  Chelsea calls to Trina, “Keys please, Trina!” Trina tosses them to her, and Chelsea catches them while Tiphanae flits around to the front passenger seat of the Yukon. She opens the back of the SUV, and calls “We’re ready when you are, Rottie!”

  Trina says, “I think Rottie’s onto something. I know we’ll stop for coffee. Come along, Master. Let’s give something to Cassandra to purify.”

  I chuckle as we all walk down and find likely bushes to water. “I think the idea is to water the plants rather than peeing in the creek. The soil will take care of purification before it becomes Cassandra’s problem.” The ladies all laugh at that for some reason before they all just drop their pants and squat. So, I walk up to a likely candidate and pull Little Jack out to hydrate the bush in front of me.

  Kristina runs up and hands each of the ladies a wet wipe and then collects them in an old plastic shopping bag. “I’ve already had some experience with toilette naturelle. It pays to be prepared.” The ladies all thank her profusely.

  Rottie leads the way back to the Yukon and jumps into the front seat as we all walk back. Chelsea releases a low growl. Rottie matches it, but jumps back out and into the cargo area. We all give Kristina another kiss before mounting up. We wave to Merrill and the nymphs as we drive out towards Echo Canyon Road.

  Chapter 27 - Road trip

  Trina gives Chelsea directions and gets her back on 89a heading towards Cottonwood. I get coffee preferences from everyone and queue up a Starbucks order before explaining to Tiphanae how to place the order. Chelsea says, “I know where it is, Jack. I stopped there on my way to meet you. I can show Tiphanae how to use the app if needed. If you need to spend some time with your ladies, we can handle it.”

  I tell her, “Thanks, Chelsea.” Trina and Daphne are both peeling off their coats and removing their boots with Cheshire Cat grins on their faces. I pull off my coat as I say, “Uh, Chelsea. One of my ladies is going to throw up a Shadow Veil. We won’t be able to hear you, but you can stick your head or hand through it if you need to get our attention. Keep the passenger doors locked, please.”

  She looks back at me in the rear view with a smirk, “Sure thing, my Lord.”

  I “Khm” at Trina who looks up, and her eyes begin to glow as the shadows coalesce into a veil that swirls around us. Then she rapidly peels off her shoulder holster, puts it inside her right boot, and then rapidly gets naked. Daphne follows the same procedure but is faster. I remember how quickly she can disrobe from the first time I spanked her divine ass. I’m nowhere close to either one of their speeds, but I follow the example of putting my holster in my boot, and I put my coat in back with Rottie. I have one beautiful woman unbuckling my pants while another unbuttons my shirt. Shortly, I’m in t-shirt and boxers, both of which I’m also quickly divested.

  Daphne leans down and sucks Little Jack into her mouth and into the entrance of her throat. I cup Trina’s face with both hands as I kiss her. I stop kissing her and check my healing work form earlier. “Perfect as usual, my Pet!”

  “Thank you, my ever-loving, fantastic Master,” she whispers between kisses. I continue to cup her face with my right hand as I slide my left down to squeeze her right breast before sliding down to cup her ass and tickle her rosebud with a fingertip.

  “I love you, Trina. Never forget,” I tell her. Then I kiss her again as I continue to hold her and tickle her while she starts to squirm.

  “Daphne,” I whisper urgently. “I need your kisses, Precious.”

  I feel her slide off me before I hear a little pop as Little Jack escapes her mouth. Then she sits up and wraps her arms around us both before pushing her tongue into my mouth. I suck on her tongue and cup her perfect tushy in my other hand. She starts squirming and moaning immediately.

  Trina moans, “Jack, I need you inside me!”

  I release Daphne’s lips to speak, and she moves to devour Trina’s mouth as I say, “Then mount up, my Pet. I need to be inside you just as badly.” Daphne reaches down and lifts Trina’s knee up and over my lap. I feel her hands around me as she lines me up with Trina’s opening, kissing her all the while. I bury my face in Daphne’s neck to reward her. Then I feel the familiar, wet warmth that is uniquely Trina.

  Trina moans, “Goddess! Jack, you feel bigger.”

  “I don’t think so, my Pet,” I mutter as Daphne drops her face to suckle on Trina’s left breast. I reach under Daphne to cup and rub her wet pussy.

  I moan as Trina begins to move, “Daphne, slide in behind Trina and play with her clit while I kiss you and finger-fuck you.”

  Daphne gasps, “Yes, Master” and immediately moves into position to follow my instructions. Once she’s in place and her fingers are fluttering over Trina’s love button, she leans in and sucks on Trina’s neck before pressing forward to claim my lips.

  I slide my arms under Trina’s knees, reach back to grasp a handful of Daphne’s ass with my left hand while my right reaches around Trina to cup Daphne again. I slide a finger into Daphne as my hips start to get more active with Trina. I slide a second finger into Daphne, and she moans into my mouth as she moves to get maximum penetration from my fingers and hump into the palm of my hand.

  Trina’s mouth is latched onto my neck, moaning into my flesh. I stop kissing Daphne long enough to whisper into her ear, “Are you going to do it, Trina? Are you going to take a bite? I will take another of yours, and you will be my second wife. What do you say, my Pet?”

  She let’s go of my neck and shakes her head, “No Jack, but I’m SO ready! Come with me, my divine Master!”

  I tell her, “Give it to me, Trina.” And she does with a scream as I join her in bliss. I manage to keep my fingers moving for Daphne. She lets loose a little squeal, too, but I think it’s more from the passion of the moment than anything I’m doing.

  As Trina and I are coming down from the heights of our orgasms, Daphne asks, “Master, will you fuck me while I lick Trina clean.”

  I smile as I kiss her. “Of course, Precious. Give me a minute.”

  She shakes her head and laughs, “Powers of Creation, Master. Just will Little Jack to recharge.”

  Trina and I join her in her laughter, “Sweetheart, that seems to be happening automagically since I’ve taken you all into my family. I just need a minute to untangle Trina and find a comfortable position for her that will work.”

  Trina says, “Fuck tha
t, Master. I’ll be comfortable later.” Trina rolls towards my right and Little Jack is bereft at his sudden loneliness. Trina checks to ensure the door is locked, and then leans against it.

  I move back to the other door and look at the situation as Daphne dives. I smack her ass and tell her, “That’s not going to work, Precious. You lie down face up. Trina sits on your face, and I’m between your legs.”

  She looks over her shoulder at me with a brilliant smile, “That’s a great plan, Master.”

  Trina reaches for my hand as she plants one foot on the floor while Daphne rolls over and slides into position. I adjust Daphne’s legs to straddle me as I line up and slowly start to slide into her. I see her tongue reaching up as she pulls Trina down to her face. I lick my thumb and start to rub Daphne’s clit as I begin to set up a slow, deep-penetrating rhythm. I hear her moan as Trina leans forward and slides her posterior into place.

  Trina wraps me in a kiss as I hold onto Daphne’s hip with one hand and continue to pleasure her with the other. I hear Daphne’s moans as I pick up the intensity. I feel her gripping me as I move in and out inside her hot, wet channel.

  Trina hangs onto my shoulders as she breaks the kiss and moans, “Oh, D! Lick me, baby. Lick me like the Fairy Slut you are! That’s it, Baby. Make me cum all over your face as Jack’s seed seeps into your mouth. Eat my pussy, Precious! Eat me! … Eat! ... Eat! ... Oh Goddess, YES!” Trina spasms and I have to catch her to keep her from falling to the floorboards. Daphne locks her heels behind my ass and prompts me to keep pounding her as her hips thrust up to meet mine.

  Once Trina is stabilized I reach down and lift Daphne’s hips and ensure that I’m giving her a full stroke. The change of angle from lifting her hips translates to Little Jack’s head rubbing across her G-spot with every stroke. I pick up the pace and Daphne starts spanking Trina’s ass as we hear a muffled, “Get! Up! Get! Up!”

  Trina squeezes past me while I keep pounding into Daphne. Her arms are flailing as her head rocks back and forth with her eyes clamped shut and her mouth gasping to catch her breath. I hold her right hip and keep pounding into my beloved pet, while I reach up and caress her left breast and pinch her nipple. She opens her eyes and starts pushing herself away and up the door as I keep pulling her back into my thrusts as I follow her. I let go her nipple and grab a fistful of her hair right at her scalp.

  I tell her, “Look at me, Precious.”

  She reaches for my face with her right hand as she pushes herself upright and continues to gasp. “Jack! Jack!”

  “I love you, Precious. I need you, Precious. Give me all you are, Darling!”

  “Oh, Jack! I’m yo-yo-yo-YOURS! OH, JACK!” she exclaims. I feel her clench around me as I pull her to me and bury my mouth in her neck. She screams her release, and I feel her nails digging into my flesh of my shoulders. I explode into my beautiful Raven.

  “I love you, Daphne. You are my Precious,” I whisper into ear. “You are mine, and I am yours.”

  “Ye-ye-yes, Master. I lo-lo-love you so-so-so MUCH!” she exclaims. I hold her has we both come down from our shared bliss. Finally, she says, “Jack, all I’ve ever wanted to be is yours.”

  I hold Daphne to me and kiss her gently as we both catch our breath, Trina whispers quietly into my ear. I turn to look at her over Daphne’s head. Slowly a smile spreads across my face.

  I lean down and whisper to Daphne, “Follow me, Precious.”

  She looks up at me. “Anywhere, Master,” she whispers back.

  Trina leans forward and hangs her torso into the front seat area. I plant a foot on the floorboard and slide my other towards the front of the seat as I sit. Seeing Trina’s ass right next to my face, Daphne giggles. I mime biting her ass, and Daphne giggles again and nods. I pull her up close to me, and we both nip a butt cheek at the same time before I sit back pulling Daphne and myself out of reach of Trina’s swatting hands.

  I back up to the door and pull Daphne to me. Daphne moans as I grab her hair again and pull her to my devouring mouth.

  Trina backs out of the veil to reveal her beautiful torso and face. She winks at me as she leans over Daphne and tells her, “Precious Daphne, beloved of my Master, I’m am going to clean you now with my own mouth. Enjoy, my Love.” Then she kisses her way down Daphne’s spine until she winks at me again as she sticks her tongue out. Daphne moans into my mouth as Trina slowly drags her tongue down from Daphne’s tailbone down her crack and disappears behind Daphne’s perfect ass.

  I kiss Daphne’s gasping mouth again and then lever her head back. She rises up, and between the new elevation and the arch I’m inducing in her back, her full, pert breasts are pointing at my mouth. I lick each nipple as I feel a hairy head tickling Little Jack. As I keep laving Daphne’s nipples, I see Trina’s eyes glued to Daphne’s pussy. I change up from licking to suckling and nibbling, and twisting the free nipple with my fingers.

  Daphne is panting short screams as she pulls my head into her breast. “Oh-oh-oh, Trina! Don’t stop!” I pinch and twist both of Daphne’s nipples as I look down to see Trina sliding forward to capture Daphne’s clit in her mouth. Daphne’s eyes open wide as her screeching gasps become more strident. I bury my face in her neck to nibble and suckle her flesh as I continue to manipulate her nipples. Daphne gasp, “T! Gi-gi-gim-me a-a-an-an-other wa-wa one!...Oh-oh-oooh!...AAAAAAAAA!”

  I release her nipples as she continues to scream her release as she sprays Trina’s face. I reach around to squeeze Daphne’s perfect ass cheeks. Eventually she vocalizes less until she is gasping soundlessly. As she comes down from her shattering orgasm, her breath catches for a moment, and then I feel Trina’s hair disappear from my crotch as she slides out from underneath Daphne.

  I slide my hands up Daphne’s torso and move back to her face and suck her lower lip into my mouth. As she wraps her arms around my neck and bites my upper lip, we fall into a passionate kiss. As we pull apart, and I open my eyes, I see Trina rising up behind Daphne. Trina puts her left hand under Daphne’s chin and pulls her mouth back to the side for kiss.

  As I’m just about to feel left out, Trina sticks her wet right hand over Daphne’s shoulder. I suck her soaked fingers into my mouth and savor Daphne’s musky sweetness. As they separate, Trina pulls her fingers out of my mouth. I lean next to Daphne’s ear and croon into her ear, “Are you warmed up yet, Precious?”

  I sit back as she whips her head around to look at me with wide eyes. “Are you trying to tell me you’re done already, Daphne?”

  She shakes her head emphatically, “Goddess, no! I want you to use me, Master! Regularly and frequently! Break me often!” She pauses and pulls herself to me and buries her face in my neck. She murmurs, “But at this moment, I really need you to hold me, Jack. I thought I was going to lose Trina, and die and lose you. I just need you to hold me.”

  I feel the car slow, stop, and turn left. I kiss her hair and tell her, “You didn’t, Precious. Knowing you like I do, Lorn and his sycophants didn’t stand a chance.“

  Trina leans in and tells Daphne, “Pull your knees up, D. I’ll hold you too, Love.”

  Daphne rearranges her lower half until she’s managed to sit on my lap. Trina slides in close and wraps us both in a hug.

  I ask, “Daphne, do you want to talk about it?”

  She shakes her head, but Trina says quietly, “I do, Jack.”

  “Go ahead, Pet,” I tell her.

  Trina tucks her chin over Daphne’s shoulder as I feel her arms pulling her into us.

  “Lorn got the drop on us. He had three of his bitches with him, and they all had tasers. He had his boys hold me while he used a Dremel dipped in living shadows to tattoo ‘Moira’s Whore’ on my face. I think he had another goon holding Daphne down.” Daphne nods. “Then he decided to hang me from an engine hoist and give me a...how did Daphne say it...oh yeah. A ‘field mastectomy.’ Fortunately, that required all three goons to get me into position, which allowed Daphne to roll up and start capping mother-fuckers.”


  Daphne interrupts, “I tried to earlier, T. It took me a minute to collect myself after the taser, and by the time I was able to move, Louis Ombre was kneeling down on my shoulder pinning me to the ground. I’m so sorry!” She turns and wraps her arms around Trina and buries her face in Trina’s neck as she sobs.

  Trina caresses her back as she hugs her back, “Sweetheart, it’s okay. I know exactly what it was like. I’m just happy that Louis didn’t zap you again before he came to help the other two goons. You did punish him appropriately for being sloppy and then got the other two.”

  Daphne mutters into her neck, “I didn’t even do that much! Cholley got one of them with a wood chisel in the eye!” Her sobs pick back up.

  Trina nods, “That’s right, honey. But shooting Morry in the knee and then the forehead...my Darling, that was a display of mad skills by a consummate warrior. You saved me, Daphne. I will be paying you back for the next century.”

  Daphne raises her head to look Trina in the eye. She sniffs and says, “That actually sounds fun.” She gives Trina a crooked smile. Trina chuckles and kisses her like her life depends on it. I hold them both tightly to me as Daphne starts squirming in my lap.

  Tiphanae’s head sticks through the Shadow Veil from the front seat. “I have coffee ord...oh my!” We all look up at her and smile. Tiphanae says, “I think I need to be in the back seat!”

  All four of us laugh. I add, “I think we’re going to need an RV with a huge bed in it just to travel between Cottonwood and Phoenix.”

  Trina shakes her head, “No, Master. Once the residence is built, we can contract the Elves to put permanent portals between the Residence and your other properties.”

  I close my eyes for a minute, “I keep forgetting about that. I keep thinking that the ‘blink’ ability I’m working on is the coolest thing the Elves have for abilities. It’s not even close, but it is useful in a fight.”