Pretty Dirty Trick

by Tabatha Kiss

  “What?” I ask.

  “That’s what Judy said to me my first night at Red Brick,” she says, smiling.

  I chuckle at the window. “Yeah, I might be.”

  She wanders up behind me and wraps her arms around my waist. “Soak it in, Clive. It’s gonna be a good night,” she says.

  Her hands fall away. I try and do just that. Let it all soak in. But a resistance keeps me from putting both feet on the ground.

  Something about the look in her eyes. Like she knows how out of my element I am here. The fancy clothes, the new shoes. She’s dangling this life in front of my face like a shiny object.

  Like a distraction from the hell I usually live in.

  “Ready to head upstairs?” she asks.

  I look at her and nod.

  The hotel restaurant sits on the very top floor. We ride the elevator up and the doors open on a few dozen tables and a three-sixty view of Manhattan.

  “Good evening, Ms. Payne,” the hostess greets as we step off. “Your table is ready.”

  Nora smiles at her. “Thank you.”

  She takes my hand and we follow through the restaurant to the opposite corner.

  The hostess sits us down with a wine list and two glasses of water. “Your server will be with you soon. Enjoy the views,” she says.

  I sit quietly, almost afraid to touch anything. This chair alone probably costs more than my car is worth.

  “So, what do you think?” Nora asks me.

  “Uhh…” I laugh. “Kind of blank up here right now.”

  She takes a sip of her water. “I know what you mean.”

  “Do you?”

  “Of course. I wasn’t born wealthy.”

  I nod. “Right.”

  Nora takes a moment to look out the windows herself. “So, have you considered my job offer?” she asks, her eyes reflecting candlelight.

  “I have,” I say slowly.

  She waits for an answer, her head tilted in suspense.

  “And…” I wet my dry lips. “I’m leaning toward a yes.”

  “Leaning?” she asks.

  “Leaning,” I repeat.

  “Anything I can say to tip you over?”

  I laugh but it fades quickly. “Why are we really here, Nor?” I ask.

  She adjusts her hands in her lap. “Because I wanted to spend time with you,” she answers. “We can’t do that publicly outside of the club and coffee shops just yet, so...”

  “So, you figured… New York City?”

  She shrugs, chuckling lightly. “Why not?”

  “Feels…” My voice falls.

  “Feels like what?”

  “Like I’m a dirty, little secret.”

  She smiles. “You are. Is that so bad?”

  “You sure there’s nothing else? No other reason why you would splurge like this?”

  Her brow furrows. “What else is there?”

  I study her bright face. For the slightest second, her eyes twitch with nerves. “You know, don’t you?” I ask.

  “Know what?”

  “Come on, Nora.” I shift in my chair. “The hints about hooking up at my place? Sneaking extra money into my account? Offering me a permanent job that you know I’m in no way qualified for?”

  She looks down. “I don’t know what you’re talking about. I just thought it’d be fun to—”

  “I’m homeless,” I say. “I’m a poor, homeless soldier that you feel sorry for.”

  Her mouth sags open. “No, Clive. That’s not—”

  “How did you know?” I ask.

  She hesitates, pressing her red lips together before speaking. “A friend told me,” she answers.

  “What friend?”

  “Melanie Rose.”

  I nod. “Of course.”

  “I dropped your name at brunch and she said she knew you from an interview you gave her…”

  “Christ…” I sigh.

  “She still had her notes on all the things you told her, including how you were living out of your car at the time and I saw that your car still had signs of living in it and I just—”

  “When did you see my car?” I interrupt.

  She winces. “Ah, jeez.”

  “When, Nora?” I ask again.

  “Sunday,” she says. “At the gym you work at.”

  “How did you know what gym I worked at?”

  She deflates. “I kind of… feroed yue,” she mumbles.

  I lean forward. “You what?”

  “I followed you,” she says again, her face full of shame.

  “You followed me?”

  “We saw you at the laundromat,” she admits. “I didn’t want to follow you. I said it was wrong but Trix and Melanie were gonna do it anyway so I tagged along and I waited for you to go inside before checking your car and—” She exhales hard. “Are you mad?”

  “No, just very…” I shake my head at the table. “Actually, yeah. Maybe a little. I don’t know. I’m embarrassed, that’s for sure. Mad might sneak in later.”

  “But you don’t have to be!” she says. “It doesn’t matter to me. Really.”

  “It matters to me,” I say. “Nora, it matters to me.”

  “Okay, but…”

  She shrinks in her chair, looking even smaller than she usually does.

  “Nora, I don’t think you realize how intimidating you are,” I say. “I mean, Jesus, you’re the wealthiest woman in Chicago.”

  “Well… not technically,” she says, raising a finger. “Wealthiest woman under thirty, sure, or I was last year… but that’s not important! It’s not! I don’t care about money.”

  “Spoken like someone who has it,” I bite.

  “Oh, come on, Clive. Don’t be like that.”

  “How am I supposed to be?” I ask. “Reverse this. Imagine being in my shoes right now. How would you feel if I tripled your pay and literally flew you across state lines to some flashy place just to impress you after I gossiped about your private business behind your back with my friends?”

  “I’d…” Her face wrinkles. “I’d be pretty pissed off.”

  “Uh-huh.”

  “And embarrassed and insulted.” She hangs her head, briefly touching her cheeks. “God, Clive. I’m sorry.”

  What the hell was I thinking? I knew this would happen from the start. I knew that once she knew who I really was things would change between us.

  “Honestly, Nora,” I say, forcing the words to come out. “I think we should think twice about this.”

  Nora looks up. “Think twice about what?”

  “About…” I gesture between us. “Us. You and me.”

  “I made an awkward judgment call,” she says. “Let’s not jump onto the first knee-jerk reaction.”

  “This isn’t a knee-jerk reaction,” I argue. “This is about fundamental lifestyle differences.”

  Her eyes narrow. “Lifestyle differences?”

  “You have every opportunity, Nora. You deserve a man with just as much influence and ability to provide—”

  “So, a woman’s not allowed to date beneath her tax bracket?” she asks.

  “I… didn’t say that.”

  Her eyes flare up. “No, that’s exactly what you’re saying. I’m a rich girl. You’re a poor boy. Kate and Leo covered this already. We don’t have to sneak below deck for third class dance parties anymore.”

  I set my hands on the table. “What can I possibly give you that you don’t already have? Or that you can’t just go out and buy?”

  “Clive…” She exhales. “Clive, you own something no amount of money could ever buy.”

  “Yeah, what’s that?”

  She tilts her head, the answer so painfully obvious. “Me,” she says.

  I look at the pearl hanging from her neck. “It’s just plastic,” I say.

  “I don’t care.”

  “But you will,” I claim. “Someday. You will.”

  She extends her hand across the table and lays it down with her palm up.

>   “I feel safe with you,” she says. “I don’t care about money, and yes, it’s because I have it and I’ll probably never want for it again, but that doesn’t fulfill me.”

  I sigh. “Nora…”

  “I was a barren shell until you held me and asked me if I was okay. Now, I’m prepared to do the same for you.” She heaves a frustrated breath. “And dammit, I don’t care if you think it’s charity because — fuck it — it is. Life wasn’t fair to you, I can change that, and I won’t take no for an answer.”

  I lean away from her open hand. “Nora—”

  “I love you, Clive.”

  My heart stops in my chest. “You what?”

  She furrows her brow. “I think…”

  “You think?”

  “I don’t know. It just came out.”

  “It just came out?”

  Nora lays her hand over her heart. “I think I forgot to breathe again…” She fills her lungs to the top. “Yep. Seeing spots now.”

  I rise halfway out of my chair. “Nora, are you—”

  She holds up a hand. “It’s fine. I’m cool. Let’s just move on.”

  I stay put, hovering and ready to stand. “Are you sure?”

  “Salmon.”

  I blink. “What?”

  She picks up a menu. “Feeling salmon tonight. Do you like salmon—?”

  “Nora.” I sit down. “Do you love me?”

  “Maybe go for the classic steak and potatoes. The meat here is so soft, you can cut it with a spoon—”

  I snatch the menu out of her hand. “Nora, do you love me?” I ask again.

  “Oh, you heard that?” she squeaks.

  I let out a laugh. “Yes. I did.”

  She looks down. “Well, I just…” She pokes her inner cheek with her tongue and taps her nail against the bottom of her water glass. “I mean…”

  I shake my head. Tense and speechless Nora Payne…

  “I love you, too,” I say.

  Nora stares at her hands for so long, I think that maybe she didn’t hear it. Finally, her head turns up and she looks across the table at me.

  “You do?” she asks.

  I nod. “Yes.”

  She doesn’t move. Even her eyes stay fixed in their sockets.

  “Breathe,” I remind her.

  She inhales deep. Her cheeks flush and her lips twitch as she pushes the air out again. She bites her lip and nods over and over until she gets up the nerve to look at me again with those big, glistening eyes.

  “I love you,” she says again.

  I extend my hand across the table and lay it open with my palm up. She takes it and I hold it until her fingers stop shaking.

  “So, what do normal couples usually do after saying I love you?” I ask her.

  She laughs. “Well, according to my expertise, the general consensus is that the man carries his woman down to their hotel room and he fucks her brains out.”

  We lock eyes and her lips curl upward into a sweet, sinful smile.

  Yes, Ms. Payne.

  I raise a hand. “Check, please.”

  Nora glances around after a few seconds of silence. “I don’t think they heard you,” she says, amused.

  I whisper across the table. “Yeah, that seemed weird when I saw it in the movies. What waiter is always around to hear that? They’ve got shit to do.”

  She laughs and grabs her clutch. “Actually, we only got water so far, so I think we can just leave.”

  “All right.”

  We stand up quickly and I grab her hand as we beeline across the restaurant back to the elevator. She taps the call button repeatedly while we dodge the curious eyes of the host staff.

  Finally, the doors open and we pounce onto the empty elevator. The doors barely slide closed again before my urges take over and I pull her body against mine.

  We kiss, and this time, it feels deeper than before. Cosmically charged and delicately real. She feels almost softer, smoother, but no less tough-as-nails.

  I pin her to the wall and she instantly hops up to wrap her legs around my waist. I hold her there, feeling the heat on her skin as my hands travel beneath her dress. I touch even more skin, along with the heat and natural wetness between her legs.

  “Nora…”

  “Yes?” she replies with a moan on her breath.

  “Where are your panties?”

  She chuckles. “Not wearing any.”

  “And you didn’t mention this, because…?”

  “Well, it was supposed to come up sometime between the main course and dessert, but then somebody had to—”

  “Yeah, yeah—”

  I crush our lips together, killing the accusation before it even gets out.

  The doors slide open and someone gasps behind us. I turn to look over my shoulder at the elderly couple standing outside wanting to get on.

  I clear my throat. “Excuse us,” I tell them.

  I bend over and toss Nora’s petite body over my shoulder. She yelps in surprise and gently hits me on the back with her clutch.

  “Clive, what are you—”

  “You said the man carries his woman, right?”

  I playfully slap her bare ass as I step off the elevator. The old woman covers her mouth, shocked as hell, while the man does little to hide his smirk.

  Nora’s words get lost in her giggles as I carry her down the hall toward our room.

  Thirty-Two

  Clive

  I lower her down and she slides our room key into the lock.

  “Good girl,” I say.

  I move to pick her up again, this time hoisting her up and cradling her in my arms.

  My heart throbs. This was how I held her the first time.

  She seems to think back to the same moment and smiles as she turns the knob and pushes the door open.

  It closes behind us. Nora curls her arms around my neck and we kiss until I reach the bed. My first thought is to drop her like a rock and listen for the high-pitched laugh from her that’s sure to follow, but I don’t.

  I lean over and lay her down gently. Our lips barely part for longer than a second as I climb over her. We kick off our shoes. She loosens my tie. I feel behind her dress for her zipper and she leans up to help me slide it off her. I take it the rest of the way down to her ankles and drop it to the floor.

  I stay there to admire the naked goddess lying in front of me. Her heavy breathing breaks the silence and she barely moves, save the tips of her toes gently rubbing upward between my thighs. I toss my jacket off and let it slip to the floor along with my shirt and tie. Nora watches me undress, her tongue poking out from between her lips as I reach for my belt.

  “Come here,” I whisper.

  She sits up and scoots forward to align her mouth with my zipper. I give her no further instructions. She knows what to do.

  She pulls my pants down to free my hard cock and instantly sticks it in her mouth. Her suction is hard and fast, nearly knocking me off balance as I watch her bob back and forth.

  “Clive,” she lets out a breathy moan, “come on my face.”

  I tilt my head. “What?”

  “Please.” She licks me from base to tip. “Come on my face.”

  Nora turns around and lays down on the bed with her head slightly tilted over the side of the mattress. I gulp hard as she draws my cock close and shoves me back into her little mouth again. My balls tighten and my glands throb. Her tongue, her cheeks, her vibrating moan…

  So fucking perfect.

  Nora cups her breasts and I watch as she touches up and down her own body. Her hand pushes between her thighs and she lets her little fingers do the dirty work. She moans around my cock, taking me in a little deeper while she rubs circles around her clit. This view is almost enough to make me explode but I want to hear her beg me again.

  I pull out of her mouth and stroke myself.

  She takes a deep, smiling breath. “Please,” she moans. “Please come on my face.”

  I stroke tighter and faster.
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  “I want it.” She licks her lips and moans, her hand still dominating her clit. “I want it so badly, Mr. Snow. Please.”

  “Open your dirty, little mouth,” I tell her.

  She obeys, dropping her jaw and showing me the perfect, pink tongue inside.

  “Again,” I say, balancing on the edge.

  “Come on my face.” She lets out one final begging gasp as orgasm takes her body.

  I come with her, releasing a heavy stream of cum onto her cheeks. It strings out onto her nose and chin, painting her face and I do my best to keep it out of her eyes.

  I let my last release dance on her tongue and she wraps her lips around me to suck me clean while adorable moans still rattle her throat.

  “Holy fucking shit, Nora,” I groan, out of breath and satisfied.

  I pull out of her mouth and she laughs to herself while I struggle to stay standing. She licks her lips, hesitating to move from her position in case she drips all over the extravagant bedding.

  “Hold on,” I say, reaching for the box of tissues by the bed. I pull a few free and kneel beside her. “Don’t move.”

  I clear a bit from beneath her eye and wipe the rest off her cheeks. She looks at me with that devious glint while I clear the rest from her nose and chin with a second tissue.

  “Thank you, Mr. Snow,” she says.

  I shake my head, my heart still pounding. “You are…”

  Nora chuckles. “I know.”

  “Turn over.” I toss the tissues aside. “On your back. Legs spread.”

  She moves slowly — painfully and purposefully slow — until I grab her and force her down myself. I drop to my knees and throw her legs over my shoulders as I yank her to the edge of the bed.

  She giggles. “Have I been a good girl, Mr. Snow?”

  “A good fucking girl.”

  I stick my tongue inside of her, coating it with her wetness. She grips my hair and pulls me so close I can’t breathe but I can sure as hell keep fucking her.

  Nora’s moans run wild. Each breath she takes sounds quicker and shallower than the last. Her thighs squeeze around my head. I move to her throbbing clit and clamp my lips around it, making her back arch and her toes curl.