Revenge of the Mistress

by Cydney Rax

  “I’m so nervous I could scream.”

  “Wait till the honeymoon, boo.”

  “I know that’s right.” Nicole hugged herself. “Can you believe my family is out there waiting on me? They’re going to die when they see me looking like a beauty queen. I hope their jealous asses enjoy themselves, because this woman is marrying up and they never thought it would happen.”

  “Some families can be such haters, but they’ll get over it. Have you enjoyed them visiting you so far?”

  “Yeah, it hasn’t been too bad at all, especially since Rashad was nice enough to pay their airfare and hotel expenses.” Rashad had flown in her mother, Evelyn, and younger sister, Mimi, and set them up at a Marriott for several days. “Rashad didn’t have to do that, but he did. He’s a good man. I feel like the most blessed woman in the world. I’m not even used to amazing things like this, and sometimes I can’t believe it.”

  “Mmm-hmm. You’re starting off real good, girl.” Shyla moodily stared into space. “On the real, the average newlyweds lack the funds to do what you’re doing, Nicole. They are struggling to pay for the wedding, let alone having a nice reception and a decent honeymoon. But, child, I’m assuming you won’t have any worries when it comes to all that. There’s that luck of yours again, working out every detail for you.” Shyla gave Nicole a sad expression that disappeared quickly as she decided to play off her resentment by touching up her own makeup.

  “I know, right. Plain dumb luck.”

  Poverty was a condition that Nicole had suffered from during her formative years. Her mother held down two jobs and hustled to provide for her family. But just because you grew up with financial struggles didn’t mean you had to keep living that way.

  “I’m telling you, Shyla, I’m not used to having money to pay for the things I want. Shit, my mother used to put furniture, school clothes, birthday presents, and Christmas toys on the layaway. I always had to wait months to get the stuff I wanted. It would just kill me. And all while growing up, the struggles were real. Sometimes I wore my cousin’s hand-me-downs. Mama couldn’t even afford to send me to my prom or our graduation trip to Nassau. And I resented not being able to participate. It hurt like hell when my classmates showed me photos of their pretty gowns. And on the night of the prom, some of my friends even got the works: They rented Hummer limos, ate at nice restaurants, or rented luxury hotels for all-night parties.” Nicole’s voice caught in her throat at the painful memories. “But I can’t forget how I was stuck at home that Friday night. My mother was working that night, Mimi and my cousins went skating, and I sat alone on the front porch watching my friends drive down the street with their prom dates. They looked like they were having the time of their lives. They even blew their horns and waved at me. When I couldn’t stand it anymore, I went inside the house and started watching Good Times reruns.”

  “Are you serious, girl, or are you joking, because if it’s true, then it sounds completely messed up.” After hearing Nicole’s sob story, Shyla felt ashamed of herself for even feeling a little envious of her friend.

  “Yeah, all of it is true! And it perfectly explains why I’m so very happy today. Every woman wants to know how it feels to be Cinderella. I don’t deserve it, yet I am so blessed.”

  Shyla’s feelings of compassion rapidly disappeared. She could not forget that Nicole had slept with a married businessman and that’s probably why she was so-called blessed.

  “Um, are you serious?”

  “Shyla, because of how I was raised, it was normal for me to dream about how it would feel to win the lottery . . . be a millionaire . . . and now I know.”

  Shyla had had enough. Her friend’s new fortunes were almost more than she could bear. “Wait a second, Nicole! Sorry to burst your bubble, but I simply cannot believe that Rashad is a millionaire. I mean, how can he be, when he’s fresh off a divorce with two babies by his ex-wife, plus another daughter from his baby mama? Isn’t he paying some baller-type child support?”

  Nicole laughed, then sighed. “Girl, stop. Rashad was a little bit hurt financially by the divorce, but no, he’s not flat broke.”

  “But still, Nicole, he gotta be paying his ex a grip.”

  “Look, he’s not like that silly Ochocinco with his four baby mamas, or that ridiculous Ray Lewis with his six baby mamas. My man’s got a good head on his shoulders; he’s generous, but he also knows how to manage his money, even with the child support he’s forced to pay. That much I know.”

  “Or else you wouldn’t be marrying him?”

  “Oh, goodness, Shyla, really? Look, I’m marrying Rashad Eason because we are soul mates.” Shyla uproariously laughed, but Nicole ignored her and continued. “And I truly believe that with his smarts and strong work ethic, my man will rise up and do even better than before. We’re a team. I consider myself part-owner of Eason and Son. And with my PR background, I can help promote the company the way it should have been done years ago. I’ve got huge plans for us, regardless of ex-wives and baby mamas and any other type of drama.”

  Shyla quietly listened to her friend as she went on and on about her goals for her soon-to-be husband. “I hope your plans include all three of his children.”

  “Ouch, that stings.”

  “It should. You’re only twenty-six, and you’ve already had stepmama duties before you could even say ‘I do.’”

  “You ain’t ever lied, girl.” In truth, at times Nicole wished she could forget Rashad had two kids with his ex-wife, Kiara. There was his oldest, Myles, who was almost nine, and eleven-month-old Jazzy. And she couldn’t forget Hayley, the three-year-old daughter of her coworker Alexis McNeil.

  “You know what, Shyla? I could let all the baby-mama drama make me completely avoid this man. But nope, I won’t do it. I mean, look at us. I feel like I’m winning already, because we are about to be official. As far as I’m concerned, we can all live together and have a good time—me, Rashad, and all of his kids. So yeah, they all are definitely included in my master plan.”

  “You have a game plan. Good for you, Nicole, but I still haven’t heard you say that you are deeply or hopelessly in love.”

  “Shyla, don’t even go there. You of all people should know that I love me some Rashad with a deep passion, and I have felt that way almost from the beginning. From the time we met, Rashad treated me like a person and not just a piece of ass. When he came to my house to do my renovation work, he acted like he cared about me as an individual, and he made me feel like much more than just a client.”

  “Mmm-hmm, from what I’ve heard, he sure did.” Shyla rolled her eyes and cackled.

  “Stop playing. We were friends, genuine friends, long before we started smashing.”

  “From friends to bed buddies, from bed buddies to spouses. Wow!” Shyla gave Nicole a knowing look. “And the fact that this man already had a wife didn’t seem to faze you one bit. Did it?”

  “Look, I am not a home wrecker.”

  “Ha, says the home wrecker.” Shyla laughed uncontrollably, unable to help herself.

  Shyla was Nicole’s friend, but she wasn’t going to sugarcoat the situation. Plus, she felt that Nicole should be honest about what she was getting herself into and see things from a different perspective.

  “I’m suddenly getting a nasty vibe from you, Mrs. Perry-Fallender, and I don’t get it. Why are you saying such crazy shit to me on my wedding day?”

  “Look, I am happy for you, baby girl, but you gotta consider that you are about to marry someone that you know had a couple of affairs on Kiara. And you better hope that what you did to his wife is not something that may get done to you. That’s just keeping it real.”

  Nicole threw up her hands and sighed. “That’s the past, alright?”

  She looked into her friend’s eyes, and for the first time ever, she saw they resembled the appearance of a green-eyed monster. Nicole knew that some women would begrudge her marrying Rashad, but she didn’t want to think that her closest friend could feel that way.
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  “Why are you predicting that bad things are going to happen in my marriage? Whose side are you on, Ms. Matron of Honor?”

  “You already know I’m on your side, boo, that’s why I’m giving it to you straight. A person who did not care about you for real would tell you the fairy-tale shit that you want to hear. But that type of thing only lasts for so long. And if you want to make it for the long haul, you got to look at things the way they really are, and not just the silly way you hope they will be.”

  “Ouch. Well, damn.” The truth really stung! Nicole felt as if a knife had just dug into her soul.

  Temporarily speechless, she wiped away a tiny tear that formed in the corner of her eye.

  “Oh, great. Now it looks like the Blind Boys of Alabama applied my makeup.”

  “Let me fix that.”

  Shyla expertly touched up Nicole’s mascara until she looked perfect again.

  “Don’t pay me any mind,” Shyla told her. “I’m shooting off at the mouth because, hell, I’m nervous, like I’m the one who’s about to get married. Weddings always make me unhinged.” She let out a hearty laugh. “And I’m sorry for sounding shady as hell, Nicole. But it’s coming from a place of love. Because I really am glad for you in spite of everything, or else I wouldn’t even be here.”

  “Ha!” Nicole sniffed. “Your ass is here because you are as nosy as that talk show hoe Wendy Williams, and sometimes you’re as cruel as her, too.”

  “Talk show hoe? Not host?”

  “I said it how I meant it. Talk show hoe!”

  “Oooh, that’s so cold. I love Wendy. Yet”—she giggled—“you are so right. We are both some nosy-ass, opinionated bitches.”

  The women fell out laughing, giggling until they both felt better, till their hearts felt lighter.

  “Aww, I know the whole thing may sound nuts. Yet I know you want what’s best for me, Shyla. And I can admit I’ve traveled a rocky road to get here. So I’ve already asked God to forgive me for doing anything that might have hurt Kiara.”

  “You seriously asked God to forgive you for all the hell you put that woman through?”

  “‘All the hell,’ Shyla? You’re exaggerating. It really wasn’t that much.”

  “Hmm, I guess going around the office bragging about your boss’s husband and being openly happy about getting pregnant by him wasn’t ‘that much’?” She smiled as she tossed her wild accusations.

  “Not really.” Nicole’s voice grew shaky. “Not to me.”

  “Nicole, let’s get real. If it was enough to make those folks get divorced, how can you think it wasn’t ‘that much’?”

  “Alright, since you wanna go there, in my opinion, it’s not that much, because those two were already in trouble. Remember, Rashad had another baby mama long before I came into the picture, so you cannot blame the failure of their marriage entirely on me. I didn’t steal Kiara’s man. She gave him to me. And that’s the truth, whether you want to accept it or not. Another thing: Stop acting so concerned as if I fucked your husband. I did not, so shut the fuck up.”

  Shyla gasped and nearly fell out. She quieted down and then meekly attended to the bride’s makeup one last time. She whipped out an eye shadow kit and asked Nicole to close her eyes.

  As Nicole stood there and let Shyla re-create her smoky eye, all the talk about her affair with Rashad did sting, but she refused to feel guiltier than necessary. Sure, she could admit she might have toned down her fascination of being with Rashad. But, hell, what did Kiara expect? It wasn’t like she’d gone after a married man on purpose. Nicole could still remember how she’d arrived in Houston with no friends or family. She would go to work at her job at the Texas South West University, put in her eight hours, and then come straight home. And that summer nearly two years ago, all she had was the warm enthusiasm of Rashad each day when he came by her house to do his job fixing up her dreadful kitchen and outdated bathrooms. He did his work and engaged her in warm conversation. His charm and humor made her want to get to know him better. And so she did. The fact that their personalities instantly clicked and they eventually fell in love wasn’t planned. In fact, if Nicole could do it, she’d go on Twitter and start a new hash tag: #SideChicksMatter. She felt the world needed to understand that these situations weren’t always the “other” women’s doing. The wife played her own part, as well. A lot of times the husband complained that his needs were going unmet. But the wives did not want to hear that. Nicole knew that some wives would only offer their husbands an obligatory blow job on his birthday, on major holidays, or on their anniversary—other than that, forget it! Or some wives would eventually be unwilling to meet their husband’s other basic needs, such as cooking a full-course meal, cleaning the house, or doing whatever else she needed to do as his partner. Some wives still wanted their needs met, but eventually they did not care about their husbands’. Nicole did her research. She read advice columns. She took copious notes and was determined to not be a modern-day slacker wife who took her spouse for granted. Now, mind you, some husbands were trifling and did not deserve the royal treatment, but she hoped that Rashad would not be one of those men. And that’s why Nicole planned to be a much better wife than Kiara ever was. She knew marriage would be hard work. But working hard until Rashad knew that she really was his ride or die was what she pledged to do.

  After Shyla finished Nicole’s makeup, she could not help herself. “Look, keep Wesley’s name out of your mouth. I’m pissed that you’d think I’d ever be worried about you and him hooking up. You’re a hooker, but you ain’t a damn fool. Are you sure you’re even worthy to be a man’s wife?”

  Nicole helplessly threw up her hands. She lacked the patience for one of Shyla’s ratchet speeches right now. Nicole began to march around the tiny room wringing her hands. The start of the ceremony was drawing near. She began to sweat underneath her beautiful gown and she worried it would stain. She felt short of breath, almost like something was pressing down on her nostrils and making it difficult to breathe.

  She inhaled, exhaled, and opened her mouth to speak.

  “Shyla, of course I’m worthy.” She was almost in tears. “My past is over, and I will not walk down that aisle unless it is clear in my heart that Rashad and I are free to spiritually and legally unite.” Nicole gasped and reflected on everything that had happened up till that point. The sneaking around with Rashad, the confrontations with Kiara, the pain of having a baby with her boss’s ex-husband. Who was she kidding? She almost wanted to sit down and think some more.

  “What’s wrong with you, Nicole? You don’t look so well. Are you sure you want to do this?”

  Suddenly frightening thoughts made it difficult for Nicole to think rationally. She felt like she was in a war zone of hostile territory.

  But Nicole was a fighter if nothing else.

  “I absolutely will go through with this,” she concluded in a quiet, determined voice. “You know my mother, Evelyn, and sister, Mimi, are waiting out there, right? Girl, when I told my mother I was getting married to a rich man, she nearly called me a liar. Do you know how much that hurt me? I-I’ve had to prove a lot to her. After we got engaged, I made Rashad get on the phone with my mother so she could hear his voice; I had to text my sister so she could show my mama multiple photos of me and Rashad in the same room. Mama was on some BS at first, but now that she is here and sees it’s for real, she can barely open her mouth to speak. This shit is real, Shyla.” Nicole broke out in a nervous, angry laugh that made her eyes wet again.

  “I went to school, and I put myself through college without Mama’s financial help. By the time I turned nineteen, she was doing better, making more money. She told me that she couldn’t cosign any student loans for anybody, not even family. Can you believe that? And now Rashad’s money is my money, and I don’t need her stupid-ass loans anymore.” Nicole enjoyed her moment of triumph. “Shyla, I love you like a sister, but please leave me alone with all your finger-pointing about how I did this and that to Rashad’s ex
-wife. I did nothing. Everything that happened, Kiara did it to herself. ’Cause we keep forgetting that her scandalous, vindictive ass almost got knocked up by another man. And I guess that’s my fault, too, huh?”

  “All righty then. Calm the fuck down,” Shyla pleaded with Nicole. “All this time, I was just messing with you, girl. I wanted to see how determined you were to go through with this, because once you make this decision, there is no turning back. It takes a lot of balls to get married these days and stick with it for more than a few minutes. So actually, I’m happy to see that you’ve got your head on straight about this major life decision. Booya! Be free to do you, all right?”

  Nicole silently nodded. The ladies stood in reflective silence for a moment, and then they heard the organist begin playing soothing music.

  The sounds of love were in the air, and Nicole was eager to get caught up in the spirit of the wedding.

  Shyla stared at Nicole’s face, and noticed that her friend’s eyes were alit with joy. She knew in her heart that Nicole was sincerely fond of Rashad and that she wanted to be his wife more than anything.

  “As the woman whom you chose to share in your honor, I am hereby shutting my mouth and from now on will focus on the positive. Because, you know what? Your ass is glowing like a Fifth Avenue Christmas tree. You look like your finger got stuck in an electrical socket.”

  “Aww, shut up, my nutty-Wendy-Williams’s-acting best friend.”

  They laughed together and rocked each other in a tight hug. Someone came and knocked on the door. The beautiful bride started for the door but twirled around to face Shyla.

  “If I’ve never told you this before, I’m saying it now. Thank you for being my friend.” Nicole was serious for a change. “I don’t always click with women. But you and I hit it off from the beginning.”