Deep Green: Color Me Jealous with Bonus Content

by Melody Carlson

  Emily didn’t say much after that, but I sensed that I’d hurt her feelings. I even considered telling her the truth, but somehow I couldn’t make myself do it. And so for the next few months, I engaged in the locker-room talk a bit more—just so I could be believable. Oh, I never actually said anything too specific when it came to sex. I followed Andrea and Emily’s leads by remaining slightly aloof. But I’d sometimes laugh at Kirsti’s off-color jokes and then I’d just roll my eyes at Thea’s creepy descriptions of her latest sexual exploits, but all the time I just kept thinking that I didn’t fit in, that I would never fit in.

  And now that it’s time to go back to school again, it seems more painfully obvious than ever that (1) I don’t even have a boyfriend, (2) I am living a complete lie, and (3) I am the last virgin remaining on the planet.

  about the author

  MELODY CARLSON has written dozens of books for all age groups, but she particularly enjoys writing for teens. Perhaps this is because her own teen years remain so vivid in her memory. After claiming to be an atheist at the ripe old age of twelve, she later surrendered her heart to Jesus and has been following him ever since. Her hope and prayer for all her readers is that each one would be touched by God in a special way through her stories. For more information, please visit Melody’s website at www.melodycarlson.com.

  a maya davis novel

  COOL BEANS

  erynn mangum

  CHAPTER ONE

  The October day is perfect. The sun is shining. The air is crisp. The birds are chirping. The faintest mist is just fading in the earliest rays of light.

  It’s morning.

  “Miss?” There’s a man in a rather dorky-looking outfit staring at me. “Miss?”

  “Oh, it’s Maya,” I correct him.

  “Maya. Did you want something?” He’s frowning at me now.

  “What?”

  “Did… you … want… something?” he says, slower, waving his hand around in a circle. “From the concession stand?”

  I suddenly realize there are rows and rows of candy behind the dorky man. “Oh!” I say. “Sorry. Yes, I would like a Milky Way.”

  Dorky Man’s frown deepens. “A what?”

  “Milky Way. A Milky Way. Milk chocolate, caramel, that squishy stuff that I can never remember what it’s called?”

  “I’ve never heard of a Milky Way.”

  “Are you kidding?” I am aghast.

  And barefoot. Suddenly, there is a damp sensation on my toes. I look down and see my pink toenails gradually disappearing into a large puddle forming near the concession stand.

  “Apparently there’s a leak,” I say, pointing.

  Dorky Man isn’t finished. “And chocolate. What is chocolate?”

  SPLASH! I slip and fall flat into the puddle. I’m gasping for breath. “Chocolate! Chocolate!”

  He apparently doesn’t notice my fall. “Don’t know what that is. Go somewhere else. Next!”

  A dog starts a mournful howl somewhere in the distance that echoes the cry in my heart. He doesn’t know what chocolate is! The dog gets louder. What if my whole life was a wonderful dream, and this is reality? And louder. Now it’s a mournful, yipping bark. What if I am stuck in this puddle forever? What if —

  “SHUT UP!!!”

  I gasp, jumping, falling off the bed and landing with a resounding crack! on the floor.

  Calvin, my beagle, is still barking his head off. I close my eyes and rest my cheek on the cool wood floor.

  It’s 2:24 a.m., Thursday. I don’t have to look at the clock to know this.

  “Ohhh …” Now my mournful moaning is in competition with Calvin’s. With my ear mashed against the floor, I can hear the stomping getting closer. I feel like an Indian in one of those old movies who can tell when the posse is coming.

  “Maya Elise Davis!”

  Jen is not happy on this Thursday early-early morning.

  “Mmm?”

  “Your dumb dog has been going at it every Wednesday night for the last six months, and I’m sick of it!”

  I scoot around on the floor a bit so I can see my wild-haired, pajama-clad roommate and, I guess, former best friend, standing in my doorway, dimly lit by the hall light.

  Poor Calvin is now lying prostrate in front of Jen, head between his paws, making little rooo … rooo … rooo noises.

  “You scared me,” I mumble. “I fell out of bed.”

  “How can you sleep through that?” she huffs. “Whatever. Now that he’s done, I’m going back to bed.” She leaves, flicking the hall light off.

  “Roo … rooo …”

  “She’s gone, Calvin.”

  The dog sighs and then doggy crawls to where my left leg is and rests his head on my ankle.

  I close my eyes again.

  Mmm … Chocolate …

  I sigh. Hot chocolate. No, no! Even better! Mocha.

  “Ohhh …” I lick my lips.

  Opening my eyes, I’m immediately confused. Usually, my first view of the morning is the clouds, rainbows, and little bluebirds I painted all over my ceiling. Today, I’m staring underneath my armoire.

  Yuck. I need to remember to vacuum under here.

  Apparently, I am on the floor lying on my stomach. My head is on my hands, and my left leg is completely asleep.

  I look down and see why. “Calvin.”

  I swear the dog shakes his head.

  “Move, Calvin.”

  He grunts but pulls his long-eared head away from my ankle.

  I push myself to a standing position and immediately groan.

  Sleeping on floor: bad idea.

  I shuffle to the kitchen, eyes half closed, one hand holding my lower back, the other grabbing the high counter.

  Jen, looking smart in a blazer, pants, and heels, shakes her coifed head at me. “Wow. Welcome to life.”

  “I dreamed — I had such a nightmare.” I collapse onto one of the bar stools. “There wasn’t any more chocolate, and a man in a dorky outfit didn’t even know what it was.” I hold my head in my hands. “It was terrible.”

  Jen doesn’t say anything for a minute. “Your cheek has your class ring imprinted into it.” She pokes my face. “Cal-Hudson. 2006.”

  “Swell.”

  “Calvin was at it again last night. I hate that dog. Every Wednesday night, Maya! And why were you sleeping on the floor?”

  “Hey, Calvin can’t help it.” I look over to where the little beagle is emerging from my bedroom, eyes all sleepy. “He just hears something every week. You scared me when you yelled, and I fell off the bed.” I point to my imprinted cheek. “This is your fault.”

  “No, it’s Calvin the Blunder Dog’s fault.” She finishes her cup of blackberry-orange tea and rinses it out in the sink. “What time are you working today?”

  “Ten to close.” I yawn. “I might go in early for a mocha.”

  Ooh. Mocha. Just saying the word makes my whole body crave it.

  Jen watches me, finally smiling. “You are ridiculous. I wish you could see your expression right now, all wistful and sappy looking. And just over the mention of coffee.”

  “Not just coffee, Jen. Mochas”.

  “Whatever.” She rolls her eyes but grins wider. And my best friend is officially back. Jen’s not a nice person until after she gets her tea fix. She’s weird that way.

  “Well, have a good day. I’m off. I’ll be back around six-ish.” She grabs her briefcase and flicks me in the forehead.

  “Ow.”

  “Laters.” The door clicks after her. I look over at Calvin, who sits in the middle of the hallway, staring lazily at me.

  “You do not get to eat breakfast in there. If I have to make it to the kitchen, you do too,” I tell him.

  Calvin huffs.

  “Tough.”

  Letting out another huge breath, he trips into the kitchen and falls in front of his bowl.

  My dog and I are way too alike in the mornings.

  It’s seven thirty, and it’s a gorgeous Oct
ober day.

  “Eat up. We’re going for a jog.”

  Calvin’s ears perk up at this, and he gobbles up the food I pour in the silver bowl while I go back to my bedroom to pull on some workout clothes.

  The apartment I share with Jen is just perfect for us. It has two bedrooms, two bathrooms, a big living room, and a kitchen that is more pretty than functional but fills our microwaving needs.

  Aside from an occasional cookie fiasco, neither Jen nor I is a big cook. Jen claims she’s too tired after legally assisting her lawyer boss all day. I tell the truth and just say I don’t like cooking.

  My plan is to marry Emeril Live.

  And, yeah, I know that’s not his last name. It doesn’t really matter because I have a pretty good feeling that’s not God’s plan for me. So, bam! I’m just going to have to be content with TV dinners.

  Which I am. Sometimes the little chicken nuggets are shaped like flowers, and this makes me happy.

  I flip on the light in my room and flop down on my unmade bed. I slide my Bible and a pad of sticky notes over.

  God has been attempting to teach me to (a) be more thankful and (b) keep my mouth shut more often.

  This is hard because (a) while I am a positive person, I don’t always remember to be thankful; and (b) my second favorite thing to do is talk.

  So, we’re working on this, me and God. Obviously, because today’s Bible reading is Philippians 4:6: “Be anxious for nothing, but in everything by prayer and supplication with thanksgiving let your requests be made known to God.”

  I reach for a sticky note.

  Today I Am Thankful For:

  1. Cushioning wood floors as opposed to cement. No broken bones.

  2. Proudly wearing my college and graduating year on my face.

  3. Mochas. Milky Ways. Cocoa Puffs. Hot chocolate.

  Cold chocolate….

  4. Chopping my hair off last week. It will not take forty minutes to dry it today.

  Calvin is back in my room, fed, awake, and, as the Dixie Chicks would say, “Ready, ready, ready, ready, ready to ruuun!”

  “One sec, Cal.”

  Most people assume I named my dog after my school. This is not the case, however. He is named after Calvin Klein and my first pair of $80 jeans — marked down to a gorgeous $23.50. I bargain shop.

  I have on a pair of gray jogging shorts and a bright pink T-shirt. Calvin starts to go ballistic when he sees me pulling on my jogging shoes.

  “Let’s go, bud.” I hook his leash on, and we half-stretch, half-walk toward the door.

  Twenty-four minutes later, we both drag ourselves back into the apartment. I’m sticky from the humidity and coated with a thin layer of dirt, compliments of a Nissan pickup. Little Calvin is wheezing harmonically. He ate a cricket, so I can understand why.

  “Shower. Must shower.”

  Calvin is right on my heels.

  “Yeah, right.” I nudge him out of the bathroom. I turn the faucet on full blast and start shampooing. Yet another reason I’m grateful for cutting my hair. It now bounces right above my shoulders in a curly, layered style. I won’t use half the shampoo I used to when my hair was halfway down my back.

  I yank open the tinted glass door and stop, inhaling through my nose, arching my back, and achieving what my Pilates instructor would call “core stability.”

  French roast.

  I close my eyes now. This is apparently our dark roast for the day. I sniff harder, focusing on the scents. Maybe Italian? I can’t distinguish the medium roast, which disappoints me greatly. But the decaf is definitely my own creation: half decaf French, two sprinkles of cinnamon, and the rest is a light Breakfast Blend.

  Ahhh …

  You know how in those sappy romances, the people are always like, “I knew he was the one because I felt like I was coming home when I was around him”?

  Cool Beans evokes that feeling for me.

  See why I love my job so much?

  “Hey, Nut-job! Close the door.”

  I open my eyes and squint at the tall, skinny, dark-haired guy behind the counter. Jack Dominguez is grinning, wiping his fingers on a towel, and causing a little group of twentysome-thing women sitting at the table closest to the counter to start twittering.

  “Totally ruining the moment, Man versus Wild.” I frown at him a minute longer and then close my eyes again, breathing deeply.

  That’s it…. Feel your navel pressing against your spine….

  I’ve always wanted to ask the perky Pilates lady if she’s ever really felt the inside of her belly button pressing against her spine. I mean, she’s skinny enough that she might have, but really, wouldn’t that sensation kind of creep you out? Like, oh my gosh! Where are my intestines?

  I don’t know. Just a thought.

  I let my breath out finally and close the door. Cool Beans is not crowded this time of the morning. Aside from the women, there’s a bald guy with a laptop and two guys in suits discussing something about stock presentations.

  Here’s how Cool Beans is set up:

  There is always a blend of fifties and big-band music playing quietly over the speakers. Everything is decorated in retro colors: cerulean blues, cherry reds, lots of white leather and silver. There are five art-deco bar stools by the counter, near the fireplace.

  Jack throws a towel at me as I walk through the little swinging door next to the counter. “Morning, Sciurus,” he says, smirking.

  I catch the towel and pop it at his leg. “Hey, how’s the zookeeping?”

  Jack is still in the process of majoring in biology with an emphasis in animal behaviors. A degree like this will open doors.

  Zoo doors, at least.

  Just so you know, Sciurus is the Latin name for squirrel. I do not appreciate him calling me this, especially since he does so because he’s convinced my brain activity is a lot like a squirrel’s. Quick, pointless, and scattered.

  Which is also the reason he calls me multiple related nicknames: Nut-job, Nutkin (from Beatrix Potter), and Pattertwig (compliments of C. S. Lewis and Prince Caspian).

  “Just fine; thanks for asking.”

  He takes a red-headed girl’s order and starts making an espresso while I tie on my cherry red apron. He grins over the machine at me. “I think I might get that internship at the Hudson Zoo for next semester.” The automatic espresso machine is humming quietly.

  I can’t help the smile. “Awesome! That’s really good, Jack.”

  “A friend who works at the zoo said that if they don’t like your application, you find out in a week. It’s been nine days.” He smiles into the espresso. “It’ll look really great on a résumé for the san Diego Zoo.”

  I’ve known Jack since the second grade. We were both assigned to the same lunch table — which was fortunate because his mom always packed him tamales for lunch, and my mom always packed me tuna fish. I hate tuna fish. Jack doesn’t like tamales. So, we became lunch-swap buddies.

  We lost track of each other through high school, but both ended up in the same fitness elective junior year at Cal-Hudson. And we both started working at Cool Beans that same year.

  So, we’ve been friends for a while.

  Jack has wanted to work at the San Diego Zoo since he visited there as a third grader. Hudson is about an hour northeast of San Diego.

  Once my apron is on, I start grinding a fresh batch of the Italian medium roast.

  “So guess what?” Jack asks over the buzz of the grinder.

  “You decided against a career in shoveling manure?”

  “Funny, Pattertwig. No, I’m parrot-sitting this weekend.”

  “Won’t that hurt the bird?” I ask, tilting my head.

  “What?”

  “If you sit on it.”

  He sighs.

  I grin.

  “I thought you were working on the sarcastic comments,” he says, joining me by the coffee grinder.

  “I have been. I thought that was a smooth delivery.”

  “Nutkin.”
r />   “Sorry.” I smile toothily at him. “Don’t expect miracles overnight.”

  Sometimes, my sarcasm can be more … um … hurtful than funny. I’m attempting to work on this because I don’t mean to hurt people. And as a Christian, it’s probably not the best witness to go around insulting people all day.

  So Jack decided to be Jiminy Cricket and help me keep my mouth shut.

  “At least it wasn’t mean,” he concedes.

  “You might want to let the parrot owner know that you don’t think it’s mean to sit on the poor bird.”

  “Maya!”

  “Sorry!” I tuck the coffee filter filled with grounds into the basket, slide that into the coffeemaker, and snap the switch to On. It immediately starts gurgling like Free Willy out of water.

  Jack’s laughing.

  “So, what’s the parrot’s name?” I ask.

  “Polly.”

  “Please tell me you’re joking.”

  “I’m joking.”

  I nod. “Good. How unoriginal can we get?”

  “The bird’s name is Polly, though.”

  “You said you were joking!”

  “You asked me to say that,” Jack says.

  I cover my face. Talking with Jack hurts my head. I start making myself a mocha. Cool Beans lets us have as many drinks as we want while we’re on duty. It just makes us huge enough caffeine addicts that we’re constantly coming back for more, even on our days off.

  I pour milk into a metal pitcher and start the steam wand in it. Bubbles float to the top as the espresso lightly trickles into a mug for me.

  “So, Polly. Does she talk?” I ask.

  He makes a face. “More than you, even. It will be a loud weekend.”

  “It’s good for you.” I smack his shoulder. “Makes you tougher.”

  “And deafer. The bird screams. And sings. And whistles.”