Ruler of the Realm

by Herbie Brennan

  Fogarty said. ‘Our endolg would sense that right away.’

  ‘He may not agree to endolgs,’ Blue said.

  ‘Wouldn’t that be suspicious?’

  ‘Yes, but it’s happened in the past.’ The one thing she had done was study politics. The history of the Realm was a long, miserable litany of treachery and deception. She looked at Mr Fogarty soberly. ‘In fact, most treaties have been brokered without endolgs.’

  ‘Actually,’ Pyrgus said, ‘I’ve been thinking about it and an endolg wouldn’t guarantee good faith. General Ovard said the details would be worked out by civil servants. That’s certainly what would happen. If Hairstreak’s people think he’s genuine, an endolg wouldn’t pick up anything amiss.’

  ‘There’s still the formal signing,’ Fogarty said.

  ‘By then it might be too late.’ Pyrgus looked from one face to the other. ‘Honestly, endolgs aren’t the answer.’

  Madame Cardui suddenly said, ‘That’s not all, is it deeah?’ Pyrgus glanced at her, but she was looking at Blue.

  It was probably time to tell them. Blue was used to doing things on her own, had been since she was a little girl. But things were different now. Now she was responsible for the entire Realm. She had to start sharing. She smiled, a little shamefacedly.

  ‘No, it’s not. I went to the oracle.’

  ‘Ah,’ said Madame Cardui.

  There was a long silence, then Pyrgus said, ‘What oracle?’

  ‘Blue saw the Spicemaster,’ Madame Cardui said.

  ‘Who’s the Spicemaster?’ Fogarty asked.

  ‘Which god did you get?’ Pyrgus asked in sudden excitement. As an aside to Fogarty he added, ‘He’s an oracle.’

  ‘Great,’ Fogarty muttered.

  Blue said, ‘I asked him –’ She hesitated. ‘I got the Yidam. Is that good?’ She looked from Pyrgus to Madame Cardui.

  ‘Good, but dangerous,’ Madame Cardui said.

  ‘And tricky,’ Pyrgus added. ‘At least that’s what everybody says. I’d never have the nerve to go to the Spicemaster.’ He looked at his sister admiringly.

  ‘I don’t suppose anybody’s going to tell me what this is all about?’ Fogarty remarked sourly.

  Madame Cardui reached out and took his hand. ‘The Spicemaster is trained to call the Old Gods who ruled before the Light. They can sometimes tell you the future, if you’re prepared to take the risk.’ She reached over and patted Fogarty’s knee. ‘I’ll explain it all later, deeah.’ She turned to look expectantly at Blue. ‘Did you ask about Hairstreak’s intentions?’

  Blue shook her head. ‘No. I asked what would happen if we attacked the Nighters.’ She found herself looking from one to the other for approval and stopped immediately. She had to be decisive. ‘He said we’d win. And quickly.’ When nobody spoke, she added, ‘He also said I was in danger of betrayal from someone close.’ She blinked. ‘Actually I got on very well with him. The Yidam. I think he liked me.’

  ‘In danger of betrayal?’ Pyrgus echoed.

  ‘That has to be Lord Hairstreak,’ Blue said soberly. ‘Nobody’s much closer than an uncle. You can see why I don’t trust his treaty.’ She was looking for approval again. She couldn’t help it. ‘I still think we should attack.’ Somehow she just managed to keep from turning it into a question.

  Mr Fogarty’s rasping voice broke the silence. ‘Did this oracle thing actually say we would win? In those words: you will win the war?’

  Blue said a little impatiently, ‘No, not in those exact words, Gatekeeper. He said something like … “An enemy will be swiftly routed.” Something like that. But it’s what he meant.’

  ‘Ah,’ said Fogarty. He sniffed. ‘Bloody oracles.’

  They looked at him. Eventually Madame Cardui asked, ‘What’s that mean, deeah?’

  Fogarty said, ‘We used to have an oracle at home – well, at home centuries ago. Called the Delphic Oracle. Something similar to your Spicemaster, by the sound of it, except it was a woman. Got taken over by the god and predicted the future? That’s what happened, was it?’

  Blue nodded.

  Fogarty said, ‘The whole set-up was famous in the ancient world.’ He drew in a deep breath and sighed. ‘There was a king called Croesus who wanted to attack the Persians. The oracle told him if he attacked, a mighty empire would be destroyed.’ He looked across from under his eyebrows at Blue.

  ‘And did his attack succeed?’ Blue asked, frowning.

  ‘The Persians beat the crap out of him,’ Fogarty said. ‘The mighty empire that got destroyed was his own.’ He stared at her with cold blue eyes. ‘You have to be careful how you interpret an oracle.’

  ‘Oh,’ Blue said.

  Pyrgus said, ‘So you wouldn’t attack the Nighters, Mr Fogarty?’

  ‘Oh, I’d attack them all right,’ Fogarty said. ‘I don’t believe in oracles.’

  Nineteen

  Hairstreak waited until the coach carrying Pyrgus was out of sight. The boy was tricky, but he could probably be trusted to take a simple message to his sister. What happened then was anybody’s guess. Blue had been headstrong from the time she was a little girl. Now she was Queen …

  Well, now she was Queen, that headstrong streak could serve his plans very nicely.

  He scowled as he turned back to the house. They’d be waiting for him by now, all of them. Waiting with their stupid questions. Not that it mattered. He could wait too, longer than the rest of them put together.

  Pelidne was standing just inside the doorway. Hairstreak looked at him with a hint of distaste. Such a shame about Cossus Cossus. A damn nuisance training in a new Gatekeeper, but you could never trust a man with a worm up his bottom. And what Pelidne lacked in experience, he made up for in loyalty. Not to mention his interesting talents, which would certainly be useful.

  ‘Are they here?’ he snapped.

  Pelidne nodded. ‘I showed them down to the Conference Chamber, sir.’

  ‘Are the securities in place?’

  ‘Yes, sir.’

  ‘Did they take precautions against being followed?’

  Pelidne looked startled. ‘I assume so, sir.’

  ‘Assume nothing,’ Hairstreak told him. ‘They’re idiots – all of them. Have a contingent of guards search the grounds. If they find anybody, interrogate them then kill them painfully. You can feed any bodies to my slith. Poor thing hasn’t eaten in days.’

  ‘Yes, sir.’

  The Conference Chamber was more than thirty feet beneath the foundations of the manor, functional and spell-proof. There was a sudden silence when Hairstreak strode in, as if they’d been talking behind his back. Which they probably had. He allowed his eyes to drift coldly from one to the other, unsmiling. Old Duke Electo was there, dressed in his revolting magenta robes and looking more ancient than God. He seldom left his castle nowadays, which showed the importance he placed on the current developments. Hairstreak nodded an acknowledgement.

  The rest, with a few notable exceptions, were the usual crowd – Anthocharis Cardamines, complete with irritating twitch, the ghastly Colias twins, Hecla and Lesbia, glaring at him malevolently, that imbecile Croceus who murdered his father, and all the other inbred weeds inflicted on him by reason of their titles. Their inherited titles. Not a real talent among them.

  But the exceptions were interesting. Hamearis, Duke of Burgundy, was lounging in a chair at the end of the table. Darkness, but the man was enormous! Even seated he seemed to overwhelm the others. He played up to it, of course. Those shoulders were part due to his padded armour. But that didn’t mean he should be underestimated. He’d fought more than his fair share of battles and attracted a huge following as a hero. He’d once been Hairstreak’s closest ally. Now Hairstreak couldn’t be sure. They had very different ideas about the current situation.

  Then there was Fuscus, dear, sweet, baby-faced Fuscus, with his private army and wardrobe of military uniforms. They said he wore a different one each night and strutted round the battlements waving an amber sw
ord. Such theatrics. Hairstreak doubted Fuscus had ever delivered a blow in anger. But the private army was a different matter. An elite force, well-trained, well-armed and ready to do their master’s bidding. Which made Fuscus a power to be reckoned with. There’d been a time when Hairstreak thought he might have made a close ally, but he was Burgundy’s man now and Hairstreak was no longer sure of Burgundy.

  The final exception was more interesting still. Zosine Typha Ogyris, the only faerie in the room without a title. But what he lacked in breeding, he made up for in wealth. He sat there, a little, balding, toad-like creature with his hands calmly folded in his lap. He looked harmless, but he commanded more resources than six noble houses. The man was incredible. He’d actually arrived in the Realm without a penny, a refugee from Haleklind. Somebody claimed he’d laid the foundations of his fortune by hauling manure to market gardens. Manure! Hairstreak had had a hard time securing his place at this conference. The Great House representatives thought it beneath their dignity to sit down with someone who lacked a title. But Zosine was here now, oh yes. And whatever doubts he had about Hamearis, Hairstreak could count on Zosine absolutely.

  Irritatingly, it was Hamearis who seized the initiative. ‘Ah, Blackie,’ he said, as if he were in command of the entire meeting, ‘did you do it?’

  Idly Hairstreak wondered if a poisoned stiletto might penetrate the padded armour. But he kept his face impassive, even managed a benign look, as he turned his gaze back to Burgundy.

  ‘Of course,’ he said.

  ‘Any answer yet?’

  ‘Hardly,’ said Hairstreak easily. He pulled out a chair from the head of the table. ‘The message has only just been dispatched.’

  ‘Why the delay?’ asked Hecla Colias sharply, ever ready to make trouble.

  Hairstreak fixed her with a warning glance. ‘Because I did not deem the time right before now.’ He noted with some satisfaction that she dropped her gaze at once. He tilted the chair backwards to convey easy relaxation and swept the gathering with his eyes. ‘Crown Prince Pyrgus –’ He stopped, smiled a little, then went on, ‘Or rather I should say ex-Crown Prince Pyrgus, has received details of our offer and is now on his way to deliver it to the young Queen. What I –’

  ‘Is it in writing?’ someone interrupted. Hairstreak recognised the voice as Cardamines, who wasn’t so much an enemy as a nuisance. He had a pedantic streak.

  Hairstreak forced a smile. ‘Difficult to see the need, Anthocharis. At this stage we’ve merely offered to negotiate.’ Cardamines nodded and grunted. Then twitched. Hairstreak turned back to the others. ‘The purpose of this meeting is to refine our position should Her Majesty agree …’ he paused a beat, ‘… and define our position should she refuse.’

  The purpose of the meeting was nothing of the sort, but it sounded good. He closed his mouth and waited for the inevitable reaction.

  It came without a moment’s delay. ‘Thought we’d agreed on our position,’ growled Electo’s gruff voice. ‘Both ways.’

  ‘So did I,’ snapped Lesbia, who was just as poisonous as her sister, but slightly better in bed as Hairstreak recalled.

  ‘Perhaps not quite both ways,’ Cardamines twitched pedantically.

  And they were off. Hairstreak closed his eyes and let the discussion wash over him. Of course it had already been decided. It was the most serious defeat he’d ever suffered in the Council of the Faeries of the Night. Made worse because it had been utterly unexpected. Negotiate a peaceful solution? He almost shuddered. But once the proposition had been put – by some minor noble, obviously acting under orders – they’d forced his hand. Even Hamearis had deserted him and he was at a loss to understand why.

  The end result was plain enough. There’d been a change of heart among the Faeries of the Night. Somehow they’d lost their backbone, lost the will to fight. He’d even been pilloried for his last two attempts to seize the throne. And now they wanted peace. Worse, they wanted it at any price. The offer of negotiation hid complete capitulation. If Blue wanted peace, she could have it. If she accepted quickly, there wasn’t a damn thing he could do about it. He’d lost his backing and without backing he was nothing.

  But Blue wouldn’t accept quickly, not if he knew his niece. She’d always had a deeply suspicious streak and now she was being advised by a Gatekeeper who was batty as a Border Redcap. She’d suspect a trap. She’d stall for time. She’d postpone the negotiations while her old harridan of a spymaster tried to find out what was behind them. And all that would give Hairstreak the time to shift Council members back behind him.

  Starting now.

  He glanced over his shoulder and saw that Pelidne had silently entered the chamber. ‘Refreshment,’ Hairstreak ordered shortly. He gave a small nod.

  Pelidne nodded back, so subtly that no one else in the room could have noticed it. ‘Of course, sir.’

  He must have had a tray ready waiting, for he returned to the room at once. Croceus looked quickly – there were rumours he was a simbala addict – but selected a small tankard of ale when Pelidne reached him. Hamearis took one of the simbalas and tossed it down, then sat back, smiling as the music took hold. Both Colias twins drank wine, as did Fuscus.

  When the guests had all been served, Pelidne offered the tray to Hairstreak. He was reaching for his tamarind juice when Fuscus began to cough. The discussion had already started up again, so most of them ignored him at first. But then he toppled his chair with a clatter, half stood and jack-knifed across the table. Lesbia Colias gave a little shriek and pulled away from him. Fuscus convulsed and vomited on the polished wood. The other twin, Hecla, stood up abruptly and watched him, her eyes huge. She gave a small moan that sounded suspiciously like pleasure.

  ‘What’s the matter with the fella?’ demanded Duke Electo impatiently.

  Something very unpleasant began to happen to Fuscus. Starting at the mouth, his head slowly split open. In a moment there was blood and brains all over the table.

  The chamber exploded into uproar, although Hairstreak noticed Burgundy hadn’t moved and was now staring at him intently. On cue, Zosine Ogyris climbed to his feet.

  ‘Someone get a doctor,’ he said in a curiously resonant voice. ‘This man obviously has refinia.’ Refinia was a disease of the tropics, but it was clear to anyone that Fuscus was far beyond the help of a doctor. All the same, the diagnosis had the required effect. Refinia was contagious. In seconds, the chamber was empty except for Hairstreak, Pelidne and the rapidly disintegrating corpse of Fuscus.

  ‘Something in the drink?’ Hairstreak asked quietly.

  Pelidne shook his head and uncurled his left hand. A glistening needle point emerged from the band of his signet ring.

  ‘Well done,’ Hairstreak said. He felt a modest surge of satisfaction. Burgundy would not believe the refinia story for a moment. By now he must have realised his new friend had just been brutally and publicly murdered. Several of the others would soon reach the same conclusion.

  It was an important message to send out. Before long, every Great House would realise Hairstreak was still a man to be reckoned with. Given time, the new policies would begin to be rethought. All he needed now was Blue to give him that time.

  All he needed was Blue’s refusal to negotiate.

  Twenty

  ‘Do you think she’s going to negotiate?’ Pyrgus asked. There was a time when he’d have known the answer – he and Blue had always been close – but things had changed since she became Queen. She still looked like his little sister (most of the time) but there was something in her that had suddenly grown up. She’d become serious and a little hard. He wasn’t sure he liked it. He certainly didn’t understand it.

  ‘I don’t know,’ said Gatekeeper Fogarty.

  ‘Do you think she should?’ Pyrgus pressed.

  ‘Yes,’ Fogarty said without hesitation.

  ‘I thought you said you wanted to attack the Nighters, deeah,’ Madame Cardui put it.

  They were walking together in the grounds
of the Purple Palace, along with Madame Cardui’s orange dwarf Kitterick, who had long proved himself the soul of discretion; and was, in any case, their best security in troubled times.

  ‘Not sure I do,’ Fogarty said. ‘I was just making a point about oracles.’ He walked in silence for a moment, then said, ‘I know you sent her to the Spicemaster, Cynthia, but Blue’s impressionable. Hasn’t learned to take things with a pinch of salt yet. And, of course, she hears what she wants to hear. Things are tricky in the Realm just now. I don’t want her making decisions on the advice of some spook.’ He scowled. ‘What are you grinning at?’

  ‘Take things with a pinch of salt. It’s such a colourful expression, deeah.’

  ‘Common enough in my world,’ Fogarty said shortly, but his expression softened. Pyrgus watched the exchange with interest. Fogarty said, ‘Even if your oracle told you plainly You’ll squash Hairstreak like a bug, that still isn’t a green light. You have to remember what Blue asked. “What will happen if.” Telling you what will happen if doesn’t mean you should do it. Maybe we will win if we attack the Nighters, but maybe we’ll still win if we negotiate; and with a lot less loss of life.’

  ‘You were impressed by General Vanelke,’ said Madame Cardui, not unkindly.

  ‘Yes, I was,’ Fogarty admitted. ‘I lived through one war in my own world. That’s where I got the scar and lost the toe. Damn lucky to keep the leg at all. Knocks the nonsense out of you, that. War’s not noble, not “an extension of diplomacy by other means”.’ His voice reeked with scorn. ‘War’s a mess. Usually started by some idiot who doesn’t have to fight. It’s the poor grunts on the ground who pay the price.’

  ‘I didn’t know you’d been a warrior,’ said Madame Cardui.

  ‘Warrior my arse!’ Fogarty sniffed. ‘I was just a miserable Tommy. Wouldn’t have joined up if they hadn’t made me.’ He glanced away from them both and glared into the middle distance.

  Pyrgus asked, ‘Did you tell her she should negotiate?’