One Fine Cowboy

by Joanne Kennedy

  She glanced around at the surrounding buildings, trying to distinguish the house from the chicken coop. All the structures were in similar states of disrepair, but Charlie decided chickens probably wouldn’t have much use for a front porch or a chimney, and they wouldn’t have lights on at this hour either. She didn’t know a lot about farm animals, but she remembered roosters crowed at dawn and figured they’d want to hit the sack by sundown.

  She thought the front door was locked at first, but it was just stuck, warped into place by the sun. A hard shove popped it open, revealing an old-fashioned kitchen that looked like it was stuck too—in time. The fifties, to be exact, judging from the red and white color scheme and the wallpaper, where bright red cherries burst from a black-and-white checked background.

  Charlie felt something fill up her chest and give her heart a quick tug. She knew that wallpaper. One of the apartments she and her mother had shared was decorated with the same tacky stuff. Looking at it, she could almost smell her mother’s baking and hear the rush of traffic outside the window. For just a second, she felt ten years old again.

  Shaking off the memories, she scanned the rest of the room. Sandi had apparently left some time ago, judging from the stack of dishes teetering in the kitchen sink. A wastebasket overflowing with empty Hungry Man boxes and bent aluminum trays showed how Nate had solved his culinary issues. He was evidently partial to Roast Turkey Dinner with Stuffing.

  Thanksgiving every day.

  That would be a psychological study for you, Charlie thought. Could you judge a man’s personality by his choice of TV dinners? The roast turkey might mean Nate longed for home and family.

  More likely, it meant he got sick of Salisbury steak and was too lazy to cook. Or maybe he didn’t know how. There was a distinct odor of burnt toast about the kitchen, and a peek into the refrigerator revealed the decomposing corpses of several unrecognizable entrees.

  That didn’t bother Charlie. As a grad student, she’d eaten her share of overcooked ramen noodles and cold Spaghettios. She just hoped Nate had some other selections in the freezer, because she didn’t eat meat.

  And besides, Turkey Dinner didn’t come with dessert.

  Chapter 4

  The uninvited guest was standing at the sink staring out the window at the last remnants of the sunset when Nate strolled inside.

  “Don’t bother with the dishes,” he said. “I’ll get to them later.”

  “Don’t worry, I won’t,” she said. “I might have been born a girl, but I didn’t inherit the tidy gene.”

  He caught the sarcasm in her tone and gave himself a mental pat on the back. Sandi always said he wouldn’t recognize sarcasm if it bit him in the butt, but he’d caught it that time. Maybe Sandi was just too subtle. Maybe it wasn’t his fault.

  Charlie Banks sat down at the kitchen table, a chrome-and-Formica dinette set his grandmother had bought with green stamps. A glass tumbler filled with daisies and bright purple dame’s rocket sat on a white doily in the center. She reached out and adjusted one of the daisies.

  “We always have flowers on the table,” he said. “I make sure they’re always there, in case… oh, never mind.” He frowned and turned away, busying himself with his boots, stamping off the muck on the doormat and wishing he could use one to kick himself in the ass. This woman didn’t want to hear about his family traditions. She probably didn’t want to hear about anything but dinner.

  “There are TV dinners in the freezer. I could make you one.”

  “Got macaroni and cheese?”

  He shook his head. “Nope.”

  “How ’bout fettuccine Alfredo?”

  “Nope. Just Turkey Dinner.”

  “The gravy on that one’s gross. Like congealed snot,” she said. “Besides, I don’t eat meat. Got any cereal?”

  He set a box of Lucky Charms on the table, along with some milk. He glanced at the kid in the photo on the side of the milk carton and decided she didn’t look any more lost than he felt. He’d hardly even looked at another woman since meeting Sandi in high school, and now he was sharing his home with an alien creature.

  New Jersey? She might as well be from the moon. Hell, he didn’t even know what to feed her. It was like getting some exotic pet without a chance to read up on how to take care of it.

  Fortunately, the woman seemed happy enough crunching on her shamrocks and pink marshmallows while Nate nuked his frozen dinner. He sat down across from her and picked at the slabs of meat with a bent fork.

  “I never thought of that before,” he said. “About the gravy.”

  Just the sight of it turned his stomach now. He pushed his chair back. “I don’t think I can eat this.”

  “Sorry.” She spooned the last of the pink-tinted milk out of her bowl and stretched. “I’m bushed. Where am I sleeping?”

  “You can have my room.”

  “You don’t have a place for guests?”

  He shook his head. “There’s a bunkhouse, but it’s a mess.”

  “No other bedrooms?”

  Nate stiffened. “Just in the attic,” he said. “And that’s—you can’t use that one.”

  “What’s wrong with it?”

  He shrugged. He didn’t have to explain himself to this stranger. The attic was off-limits. That was all she needed to know.

  “I’m probably not the only one who got that brochure, you know. If it got all the way to Jersey, your girlfriend must have gone nationwide. You’re going to need every bedroom you’ve got.”

  “It’ll be okay,” he said. “I doubt anybody else will come. It’s hardly deluxe accommodations.”

  “Yeah, but she made the place look like a luxury dude ranch. You’re going to end up with a full house.”

  He doubted that. It would take a feat of magic to make Latigo look luxurious. Maybe Charlie’s professor or whoever had sent her here just wanted to get rid of her. She seemed like she might be a little hard to get along with. Difficult.

  “So if I sleep in your room, what’ll you do?” she asked.

  “I’ll sleep on the sofa.”

  “I could do that,” she said. “It’s your place. And I’m not picky.”

  Maybe she wasn’t so difficult after all. “No,” he said. “Butt sleeps on the sofa. It’s gross.”

  “Who sleeps there?” She looked puzzled. “Did you say Butt?”

  “My dog. Sandi named her Buttercup, but that sounds stupid, so I call her Butt.”

  “Bet Sandi loved that.” She laughed. “I don’t mind dogs.”

  “Butt likes to roll in the cow patties,” he said. “I try to catch her and hose her down, but she’s wily.”

  “Okay,” she said. “You can have the sofa.”

  He shrugged. “I haven’t slept in the bed since Sandi left anyway. It’s—big.”

  Charlie stretched and yawned, lifting her arms high above her head. Her top hiked up, revealing a tanned stomach accentuated by a rhinestone belly button ring. The tantalizing edge of an unidentifiable tattoo peeked out from the top of her jeans.

  Nate looked away and tried to think about his great-aunt Martha. Aunt Martha was usually good at chasing pretty girls out of his head.

  “I’ll get your stuff out of the car in the morning,” he said, faking interest in the back of the cereal box. Actually, he’d read it every morning since Sandi left. He could probably guide the leprechaun through the maze with his eyes closed, and he knew the answers to all the riddles.

  “No rush.” She rolled her shoulders and rubbed the back of her neck. “I’ve got most of what I need in my purse.”

  “You’ll need your clothes.”

  “Yeah. Eventually. I always carry emergency panties, though. Just in case.”

  In case of what? he wondered. That got him wondering what the panties looked like, and next thing he knew, Aunt Martha had gone back to Dubuque and he was picturing Charlie in black lace and garters.

  He looked at the purse dangling from the back of her chair. It was small, not much bigge
r than a wallet, and decorated with so many zippers and buckles that there wasn’t room for much else. The cell phone had come out of there, and she probably had makeup with her too.

  Those had to be really tiny panties.

  A thong, maybe.

  She saw him looking at the purse. He hoped she couldn’t read the expression on his face.

  “Sorry,” she said. “Too much information.”

  Too much? Now that she’d sparked his curiosity, Nate was thinking it wasn’t nearly enough.

  ***

  Sandi might have kept the fifties-era furnishings in the rest of the house, but she’d released her inner Miss Kitty in the bedroom, decking it out like a Victorian bordello. An ornate brass bed dominated the room, draped in red velvet and mounded with pillows fringed with white fur and feathers. A carved chest of drawers was covered with candles, and Charlie could picture a forest of bright flames reflected in the dresser’s gilt-decorated mirror, casting a romantic glow over the room.

  Anybody would look good in that kind of light. She remembered the feel of Nate’s muscles under her hands as they rode, the way his shoulders flexed when he lifted the saddle from Honey’s back, the glimpse of tanned skin when his shirt rode up.

  He’d look better than most.

  Obviously Sandi thought so. The cowboy seemed like a quiet kind of guy, but the bedroom appeared to be a celebration of some pretty impressive interpersonal skills. Either that or all the ruffles and flourishes were compensating for something that had been lacking in the relationship.

  A stack of magazines and books occupied the nightstand, and Charlie couldn’t resist checking them out. They were obviously Sandi’s—fashion and style magazines, along with a book on makeup called The Perfect Face. Charlie flipped through the pages, scanning the parade of flawless features inside, then glanced up at the mirror. Too wide at the cheekbones, too sharp at the chin—her own face was far from perfect, but at least you’d never mistake her for anyone else. Certainly not any of the generic, vacant-eyed blondes in the book.

  Setting it down, Charlie shimmied out of her jeans and shucked off her T-shirt, then took off her bra and slipped the T-shirt back on. Turning back the comforter, she poked her feet under the sheets, propped herself up on the pillows, and closed her eyes.

  She could still feel the rocking motion of the horse, and that heightened the memory of Nate’s warm back against her breasts and the feel of his muscles under her clenched hands. She could feel her body coming alive at the thought of him. It was going to be tough to fall asleep knowing he was sprawled on the sofa in the next room, probably with his shirt off. Maybe he’d get uncomfortable and unsnap the waistband of his jeans, and then… She looked over at the candles again and decided he probably didn’t need to compensate for anything.

  Other than the fact that he was a cowboy, of course. She didn’t like cowboys.

  She needed to keep that in mind.

  There was a tap on the door.

  “Come in,” she said. She didn’t bother to get up—just opened her eyes halfway.

  Nate’s eyes widened at the sight of her sprawled among the pillows. The guy was obviously shy, and it was fun to watch him get all flustered. She stretched and arched her back, then gave him a come-hither smile.

  Yup. She’d found his blush button.

  “Toothbrush,” he stammered. “In the bathroom. And towels. Clean ones.”

  “Okay.” She patted down a yawn. “Sweet dreams.”

  Nate stared a moment, then shut the door. She heard his boot heels hitting the hall floor as he fled to the safety of the sofa.

  ***

  Charlie drifted off into a blissful state of slumber spiced with randy dreams starring her hard-riding host. Evidently her subconscious liked cowboys just fine.

  It was after midnight when the bedroom door eased open and a shaft of light fell across the bed. Charlie thought she was awake, but she wasn’t sure. Maybe she was still sleeping. She could hear heavy breathing, but it could have been her own. She was pretty charged up from that ride, and the thought of having a nocturnal visitor got her amped up all over again.

  Something thudded to the floor a couple times—boots?—and then a heavy weight settled on the bed beside her. She didn’t think she was dreaming, but she kept her eyes closed, just in case. After all, she couldn’t help it if she indulged her impulses in her sleep, right? Besides, the guy seemed really miserable. Let him cozy up for some comfort if he needed it. She’d be leaving soon, so it wouldn’t matter. There was no point in staying if he wasn’t doing the clinic.

  A warm body cuddled up against her and heaved a long, satisfied sigh. She made a little sleepy noise and snuggled closer.

  The distinctive scent of cowflops assaulted her senses, along with the heady perfume of wet dog. She jerked her head back, then pulled her arm out from under the covers and stroked the furry hide of her unexpected guest.

  “Buttercup,” she said. “You slut.”

  The dog grinned and panted, wriggling closer.

  “I know.” Charlie sighed. “It takes one to know one.”

  Chapter 5

  Nate shook a flake of hay into Junior’s stall and watched the stallion paw his bedding and toss his head, ignoring the tasty alfalfa.

  “I know just how you feel, buddy,” Nate said. “I couldn’t eat breakfast either.” Not only had he lost his appetite; he’d gotten about two hours of sleep, thanks to the emergency panties that danced in and out of his restless dreams. He’d spent most of the night imagining various types of risqué lingerie that might be lurking in the depths of Charlie’s purse. He could have revolutionized Victoria’s Secret with the designs he dreamed up.

  Junior kicked the stall and shrieked out his frustration in a long, nervous whinny. The noise would have been alarming coming from any other animal, but it was Junior’s normal decibel level.

  “Let’s use our inside voices today, okay?” Nate said. “You’re going to scare our guest.”

  He didn’t want to turn out the mares until Junior had worked out his kinks in the round ring and was safely confined to his own paddock. The stallion didn’t go out of his way to bite and kick anymore, but Nate still wasn’t sure he had the kind of temperament that would justify breeding him. Right now his bad boy personality was manna to the mares, but slightly off-putting for humans.

  He sure had the looks, though, and the pedigree too. If Junior could behave like a gentleman, the stud fees would go a long way toward supporting the ranch. Nate led the stallion out on a lunge line and admired his conformation as the animal bucked and kicked his way around the circular pen. Focusing his attention intently on the horse, Nate heeded him around the ring, working him until he calmed, then asked him to walk, trot, and lope until the horse forgot the mares and became docile and obedient as a circus poodle.

  Nate was trying to concentrate on the horse, but the panties drifted through his consciousness again and his mind wandered into the house and through the bedroom door. Charlie was probably sleeping in, he thought, sprawled in his bed like she was last night. Or maybe she was up, taking a shower. She’d arch her back as the warm water pelted her bare skin, then step out in a wreath of steam and caress her naked body with a towel. His towel. Then she’d step into those tantalizing undergarments…

  A scream from Junior brought him back to earth. The horse reared up, striking his front hooves against the high walls of the pen. Nate glanced left and right, wondering what had startled him. Everything was normal. Then he looked up and saw Charlie’s tousled head peering over the top of the wall.

  “Get down off of there,” he barked. The pen’s walls were six feet high. Charlie must have climbed up the hay bales he’d stacked against the fence, and her head probably looked to Junior like the crest of a seven-foot monster hovering above him.

  Nate didn’t want to yank the lead rope or bully the horse, so he eased over to the edge of the ring and picked up his lunge whip. Returning to the center of the circle, he raised the whip’s l
ong handle in the air. Junior stopped and stood quietly, breathing hard.

  Then all hell broke loose. Charlie vaulted over the wall, landing hard, then dashed across the ring and threw herself at Nate. She grappled with him, struggling to wrench the whip out of his hand.

  “No!” she shouted, digging her nails into his arm and grabbing for the whip. Junior screamed again in panic, galloping around the ring, his eyes rolling in fear as the whip jerked back and forth in the air.

  “Take it then,” Nate shouted. He let go of the whip and Charlie fell over backwards just as Junior reared again. The stallion’s hooves crashed to earth inches from her head.

  “Dang it! Get out!” Nate bent over and scooped her up, flinging her over his shoulder in a fireman’s carry while she kicked her feet and tried to club him with the whip handle. Ignoring her thrashing, he dodged out of the pen, swung the gate shut, and dumped her on a stack of hay bales against the fence.

  Tumbling onto her back, Charlie raised one knee and brought the whip handle down hard across her shin with both hands. She was trying to break it, but it just flexed and bounced away from her, landing unharmed a few feet away. She turned over, punched a clenched fist into the hay, and burst into tears.

  Nate stood and watched her, his hands on his hips, waiting her out as if she was a spoiled pony. Finally, she sat up and faced him, doing her best to shoot daggers with her red, puffy eyes.

  “You bastard,” she said. “Horse whispering, my ass.”

  “What the hell is your problem?” Nate splayed his hands. “You scared the crap out of my horse. He could have been hurt.”

  “By me? You’re saying he could have been hurt by me?” Charlie clenched her fists. “You were going to whip him.”

  Nate shook his head and rolled his eyes.

  “Don’t try to deny it,” she said. “I saw you raise the whip.” Her eyes welled with tears. “I won’t allow it. I won’t let you hurt that horse. Goddamn cowboy.” She wrenched a fistful of hay out of the bale she was sitting on and flung it at him. It fell harmlessly at his feet, scattering in the breeze.