The Plague Dogs

by Richard Adams

  "She's more mad than I am--she doesn't know! She's gone crazy and she doesn't know! Oh, how dreadful--I shall have to tell her! What will she do? How can she not know? That man must have been dead three months."

  He limped tremblingly back to the terrier, who had not moved and did not look up from the body as he approached.

  "Your master--your master's dead! He's dead!"

  The brown terrier, where it sat on the stones, raised its head. And now, as Snitter realized with a terrible certainty, there was no question either of his own madness or of his own eyesight. He was seeing what was there to be seen. The bitch, open-jawed, emaciated, glimmered faintly in the dark, turning upon him blank eyes that contained no speculation, that neither blinked nor followed his movement as he cowered away from her. The tongue was black and dried, the teeth decayed almost to the gums. It answered not a word. It could not, since, as now he perceived, it possessed no life, no substance but that which might be attributed to it by some unsuspecting creature who had not yet seen it for what it was; a phantom, a nothing, a dried, empty husk of old grief suffered long ago.

  Snitter turned to fly; and in so doing saw, plain in the moonlight beyond the shadow of the precipice, the figure of a man, hunched in an old overcoat and carrying a stick, striding away towards the tarn. He raced after it but then, terrified that the horror behind might be following, looked back. Both dog and body had disappeared. So, when he turned again towards the tarn, had the figure in the moonlight. He was alone.

  Ten minutes later Rowf, who had made his way by scent up the beck, carrying an entire leg of lamb with a fair amount of lean and gristle left on it, found Snitter wandering on the shore, crying like a dog at the mercy of devils. Twice during their return he seemed to lose his wits altogether, plunging in frenzy into the stream, first in terror of a blundering sheep and then of the glitter of a streak of limestone quartz in the moon. But when at last, back in the shelter of the ruined flue, he had pushed, like a puppy, deep under Rowf's side, he returned almost at once into a sleep even deeper than that in which his friend had left him upon setting out at nightfall.

  Friday the 19th November

  Mr. Basil Forbes, M.P., the Parliamentary Secretary, was a pleasant enough young man and, even if regarded with a degree of amusement by the higher civil servants on account of being something of an intellectual lightweight, was, on the whole, reasonably well liked in the Department. He had the advantage of a prepossessing appearance and, despite the reputation for imprudence which had earned him his nickname of Errol the Peril, was nevertheless free from the higher lunacies (such as a conviction that he was a godsent political genius, or a tendency to resent the activities of other Departments and instruct his civil servants to have rows with them) and above all, was well-mannered and open to persuasion. In a word, there were plenty of worse people that a civil servant might have to civilly serve.

  On a chilly morning of London sootshine and grimegleam, sunsift, cloudstrain and lightrack, he greeted affably the Under Secretary and the Assistant Secretary as they were shown in by his personal assistant. He switched on the lights in the tropical fishtank, ordered lukewarm coffee all round and graciously treated them to fully five minutes' small talk. At length the Under Secretary, glancing surreptitiously at his watch, contrived to mention the Lake District.

  "Ah, yes," said Mr. Forbes, as though tearing himself with reluctance from the pleasures of civilized conversation, "the Lake District; and these frightful-frightful dogs. What d'you think we're going to have to do about these dogs, Maurice?"

  "Well, Parliamentary Secretary, I think by all sensible standards it's really a non-problem----"

  "But none the less a shade awkward, eh?"

  "None the less awkward indeed--politically speaking. Still, at least there's no actual health risk to the public--"

  "That's certain, is it?"

  "Absolutely, Parliamentary Secretary," said the Assistant Secretary, opening fire from the left flank. "The dogs were never in contact with the bubonic plague laboratory at all."

  "Then why can't we say so?"

  "We think you can and should," said the Under Secretary, "but we'd like to confirm that a little later, when Michael here's been and had a look at the place. The newspapers can get it all wrong, of course. No one's going to mind that in the least; but we mustn't get anything wrong--even if no one notices."

  "All right," said Mr. Forbes. "So there's no public health risk and we can say so and the papers'll have to go away and invent something else. But now, what about the by-products--secondary nuisance value and all that? You know next Thursday's a Supply Day and the Opposition have chosen to debate expenditure on Research Establishments."

  "Yes, we shall be briefing you, Parliamentary Secretary. Bugwash will probably start by resurrecting the matter of the planning permission for Lawson Park, then allege extravagance in the Government's implementation of the recommendations of the Sablon Committee, and proceed thence to allegations of mismanagement on the grounds that the dogs were allowed to escape, and that once they had escaped nothing was done."

  "That'll be about the size of it, I expect, and normally it wouldn't be hard to answer. But I must confess, Maurice, that there's one aspect of it I don't terribly like, and I hope you're going to be able to tell me the answer. At the moment it can be made to look as though we thought we had something to hide--in fact, as though we'd been trying to hide everything we could, and very unsuccessfully at that."

  "I know," replied the Under Secretary, nodding sagely to indicate that he, no less than the Parliamentary Secretary, had realized, as soon as the case got up to his level, the deplorable lack of perspicacity shown by their underlings.

  "I mean," went on Mr. Forbes, smiling matily up from the papers on the table, "first these dogs get out, you know. All right, so that could happen to anyone. But then, when they find the dogs are gone, the boffins decide to say nothing to anyone; and they go on saying nothing to anyone even when they know the dogs are killing sheep and prowling about in a national park like a couple of jackals. Surely that was damn silly, Michael, wasn't it?"

  "It certainly looks that way now, Parliamentary Secretary, but it's only fair to these chaps to point out that at the time there was a certain amount to be said in favour of silence. It was a hundred to one chance against all this trouble brewing up. It was much more likely that the dogs would get themselves shot or that the whole thing would evaporate in some way or other."

  "Well, maybe," said the Parliamentary Secretary, glancing momentarily across at the tropical fish. "But what about the next piece of misjudgement? The station finally put out a statement to the effect that two dogs escaped; and this coincides spot-on with the Orator's published allegation that those dogs had been in contact with bubonic plague. Thereupon the station go silent again and don't deny it, so that it looks as though they deliberately omitted it from their original statement. What's the answer?"

  "That the allegation's too ludicrous to merit either mention or denial."

  "H'm. All gone off at half-cock, rather, hasn't it?" mused the Parliamentary Secretary. "What's worrying me is why we ourselves--the Department--didn't weigh in earlier. Why didn't the station tell us at once what had happened? Why did they go and put out a statement of their own before giving us any chance to see it? And why didn't we stamp on this plague nonsense earlier, and talk to Min. of Ag. about placating the local farmers? Those are the sort of things the Secretary of State's going to want to know."

  Looking up, the Assistant Secretary again met the intent gaze of the Under Secretary. He waited for him to speak--it being now, of course, the moment for the captain of the team to weigh in on behalf of his subordinate. The Under Secretary, with an air of joining Mr. Forbes in waiting for a reply, continued to gaze and say nothing. A silence fell. Stupefied, incredulous, the Assistant Secretary groped for words. Floundering as though in deep water, he felt fixed upon him the eyes of one who might, if he chose, pull him out. Mr. Forbes waited courteously. T
he Assistant Secretary saw the Under Secretary look down at the table, draw lines and squares on a pad of paper and then once more raise his eyes attentively.

  "Is there an agreed liaison drill?" asked Mr. Forbes, by way of kindly stimulus.

  "We're--er--in the process of setting one up, sir."

  "Well--well--it all seems just a little bit unfortunate, Michael," said Mr. Forbes pleasantly. "P'raps you could let me see the agreed drill as soon as possible, could you, even if it is rather shutting the door after the horse has bolted?"

  "Michael's going up there this afternoon, Parliamentary Secretary," said the Under Secretary, at last breaking his silence. ("First I knew of it. It was going to be Monday.") "No doubt that'll be one of the things you'll sort out as a matter of urgency, Michael, won't it?"

  "Splendid!" said the Parliamentary Secretary in a tone of warm congratulation, as though all were now merry as lambkins on the lea. "Well, perhaps we've just got time to glance at this very convincing draft answer you've given me for the P.Q. that Bugwash has put down--'To ask the Secretary of State, etc., in what circumstances two infected dogs were permitted to escape from the Animal Research Station at Lawson Park, and if he will make a statement.' Now, I expect I'm being very silly, but it did seem to me that this third draft supplementary--"

  Ten minutes later, in the corridor, the Under Secretary said, "Well, Michael, you'll want to be catching a train as soon as possible. You won't forget, will you, that there are two things--first to see whether we can safely advise Ministers that the dogs couldn't have been in contact with any plague-infected material; and then the--er--somewhat belated matter of an agreed consultation drill."

  At the lift-doors the Assistant Secretary found his tongue.

  "I've got to go and see one of the lawyers, Maurice, now, about an appeal case, so I'll leave you here, and look in for a final word before I set out."

  Once in the lavatory on the next floor, he was overcome by a blinding rage so violent that for a few moments his sight actually clouded over.

  "He sat there and said nothing to the Parliamentary Secretary--not a bloody word! He sat there and let the Parliamentary Secretary take it out on me for something he knew damned well was no more my fault than a cold in the head! Eton and Balliol, and he let Forbes, a basically reasonable bloke, whom we all like, think that I'm to blame. The bastard, the dirty, rotten bastard!"

  He beat the flat of one hand against the tiled wall.

  "Excuse me, are ye feelin' all roight, sorr?"

  The Assistant Secretary, looking round vaguely, recognized a messenger named O'Connell, a decent Irishman who had once served him during bygone days as a Principal.

  "Oh, hullo, O'Connell. Nice to see you again. Yes, I'm all right, thanks. Just letting off a bit of steam, you know."

  "I thought perhaps ye might have come over queer, sorr--been taken baad, ye know."

  "It's good of you to bother. Still, old soldiers don't get taken bad, do they?"

  This was a joke. Both the Assistant Secretary and O'Connell had at different times been in the army and had once or twice exchanged military reminiscences.

  "Well, they can do, sorr. I didn't like to see ye put under the weather, ye know."

  "Thanks. You know, O'Connell, it's extremely annoying to suffer injustice and be unable to do anything about it."

  "Man, baste and bird, 'tis the fate of every wan in the world, sorr, all but a varry few. There was some fella--Oi read ut in the paper-that said, 'The dispensin' of injustice is always in the roight hands.' Oi'd say that was very thrue indade, wouldn't you?"

  Digby Driver had succeeded in tracking down Annie Mossity.

  It had not really been very difficult. He had simply followed up what Mr, Powell had told him during the run back to Coniston from Broughton, by enquiring of the Barrow-in-Furness ambulance service and police about any road accident known to them during recent weeks involving a man and a lorry and brought about by a dog. Within a few hours this had resulted in his being put in touch with a lady in Dalton named Mrs. Ann Moss, the sister and next-of-kin of the dog's master, a local solicitor named Mr. Alan Wood.

  Mr. Driver was now sitting in a small, chilly drawing-room, in front of an inadequate electric fire masked by a facade of plastic coal and below a singularly nasty coloured print of two little Italian-looking children with fixed and implausible tears on their cheeks, balancing on his knee, in its saucer, a full tea-cup coloured pale buff and having the form of a truncated and inverted cone. Annie Mossity, a hefty, plain, untidy woman with large limbs and a general air of thinly veiled aggression, was sitting opposite. Digby Driver, who could seldom be accused of dragging his feet in getting around to the personal circumstances of anyone whom he interviewed--particularly any that might pertain to anxiety, fear, misfortune, sexual irregularity or conjugal disharmony--had already gathered, first, that she had no children and secondly that Mr. Moss, though presumed to be alive, was no longer in the field. He was not unduly surprised. The goldfish, he thought, looked frustrated and the budgerigar distinctly put upon. Neither, however, was in the fortunate position of being able to follow Mr. Moss over the hill.

  "Was it a shock," asked Digby Driver (who had prudently left his notebook, as possibly having a somewhat inhibiting effect, in his overcoat pocket), "when you realized that this dog which had broken out of the Lawson Park Research Station was the very one that you'd sold them?"

  "Well," replied Mrs. Moss, with an apparent spontaneity that somehow contrived despite itself to seem disingenuous and cunning, "we can't be sure of that, actually, can we? I don't believe it is the same dog, and to be perfectly frank, Mr. Driver, I think you're wasting your time here. If my brother were to get any idea--"

  "There's virtually no doubt about it, Mrs. Moss, believe me. You see--

  "Why don't you ask the Research Station?" interjected Mrs. Moss somewhat sharply. "They'd be able to tell you for certain, surely? I don't want to be drawn in--"

  "I have," replied Digby Driver untruthfully. "But you'll know-that is, you'll know if you read the Orator--that the station aren't saying any more than they can possibly help. They're not acting in the public interest by persisting in this uncooperative silence, but nevertheless that seems to be--"

  "I don't wish to discuss it either," rejoined Annie Mossity. "I hope you'll soon come to feel sure, as I do, that it's nothing to do with me and that it's not my brother's dog."

  "Well," said Digby Driver, smiling pleasantly, "well, all right, Mrs. Moss, let's not trouble our minds about that aspect of the matter at all. I'm not asking you to say yea or nay to that. Let's agree that we don't know for certain whether or not the dog you sold to Lawson Park has become one of the Plague Dogs--"

  "However many are there, for heaven's sake?" asked the lady.

  "Only two, but that's definitely two too many, you know. But as I say, let's leave all that on one side. We'll agree that it's not your job or mine to know that, although you can be sure that it'll be established one way or the other quite soon. Can you help me by telling me something about your poor brother and his dog? His death must have been a terrible shock and grief to you, wasn't it?"

  As he uttered these last words there passed across Annie Mossity's face a sudden, swiftly suppressed look of incredulity, followed immediately by one of relief. She hesitated before replying and appeared to be pondering. Then, with an air of decision, she said, "It was a dreadful blow; and a dreadful loss. Oh, Mr. Driver, if you don't mind, I can't bear to speak of it--"

  "No, no, of course not. Forgive me," said Driver hastily. In the normal way he rather welcomed the tears of the bereaved, since they usually led to freer and more indiscreet speech, and often reduced the interviewee to a defenceless and malleable state. However, this was not what he was after just now. What he wanted was specific information.

  "Just tell me a little more about the dog," he said. "Have you a photograph of it, by any chance?"

  "No, I certainly haven't," replied Mrs. Moss. "To be perfectly
honest, I was only too glad to get rid of it."

  "Ah, that's interesting," said Driver. "Why was that? Was it simply because it had been the cause of the fatal accident to your brother, or was there something else?"

  "Well-er--"

  Annie Mossity cannot be said to have been unconscious, in the psychological sense--though they were certainly not present to her mind at this moment--of the fur-lined boots and gloves which she had bought with the money that Animal Research had paid her for Snitter. Thanks, however, to inveterate vanity and to a long-established capacity for self-deception, she was almost completely unconscious of her own jealousy of her brother's affection for the dog, and totally unconscious of her resentment of all that it represented-her brother's happy, untidy bachelor life and domestic contentment, his not always very well-concealed contempt for her empty-minded, genteel ways and lack of any real desire or need either for her interference in his home or for her nagging insistence that he ought to get married. Snitter, like Alan himself, had tolerated her, teased her and conceivably even committed, insofar as a dog can, the unforgivable sin of pitying her. But since neither dog nor master were present, all this could be unthinkingly transmuted in her mind.

  "Well--er--you see, the dog--it was, well, it was--"

  "What was its name?" interrupted Digby Driver.

  "My brother used to call it 'Snitter.' As I was saying, it was undisciplined and aggressive. It was its undisciplined ways that brought about the accident to my poor brother, you know--"

  "It was habitually aggressive, was it? Were you afraid of it? Did it ever attack you?"

  "Well--er--no, not to say attack, really, no. But it had a very nasty nature, really, Mr. Driver, if you know what I mean. It was--well, untidy, really, and destructive in its ways. After the accident there was no one to take it. I couldn't take it, not here; and you see, with my poor brother gone--"

  "Did it ever attack other animals?"

  "Oh, yes, with cats it was very bad. Very bad indeed. It used to bark at them and chase them."

  "So when it made its recent day boo as a sheep-killer, it didn't come as a surprise to you?"