Keeping the Castle

by Patrice Kindl

  “And she is, of course, the present Lord Boring’s aunt and the sister-in-law of Mrs. John Westing,” added Mama, thereby making all plain.

  I regarded Mrs. Fredericks with interest and sympathy. It was an old tale from before I was born: a sister of the former Lord Boring, apparently bewitched by a handsome face and form, had bestowed her hand in marriage on a man in a position much inferior to hers and had, in Lesser Hoo, at least, never been seen or heard from again.

  “Ah!” My stepsisters also had made the mental connection and recollected the existence of this almost mythical creature, who had been so willful in her affections as to abandon a Baron’s seat in order to live above a shop in London’s Cheapside.

  Prudence had called Mrs. Fredericks’s husband a “merchant,” but I suspected that the word was a piece of embroidery on some very plain cloth. We had always been told that Mr. Fredericks was a man of no fortune or property; he was not even the proprietor of the small business where he labored for a living, but a mere hireling. And now, it seemed, he was dead, and she had returned to her childhood home.

  “Oh, I see!” said Prudence, wagging her feathered head vigorously and making it clear to all present that the relationship alone explained the otherwise inexplicable, namely, Mrs. Fredericks’s appearance at this august gathering. Still, by birth Mrs. Fredericks was the daughter of a baron, so Prudence and Charity curtsied, rather stiffly, and then began slowly to edge away. Only a short time ago her neat figure and graceful bearing had raised such admiration in their hearts that they had resented any attentions she might pay me. Now, as tho’ fearing that such unwisdom in matrimonial matters might, like an inflammation of the lungs, prove infectious through standing near her too long, they were only too pleased to leave the three of us in peace to improve our acquaintance.

  “Mrs. Fredericks was telling me that Mrs. Westing has invited her to come and live here at Gudgeon Park,” explained my mother.

  “We are both widows now, you see,” said Mrs. Fredericks, “and she has kindly offered me a home. Then too, there is a great deal to be done to Gudgeon. My brother had not the health or spirits to oversee the estate. I believe I can be of real assistance to Fanny—my sister-in-law, you know—and to my nephew.”

  “I am sure you can,” I said. Her clever, sensible countenance and ready smile suggested that Mrs. Westing had reason to congratulate herself on procuring both a companion and a domestic drudge of a high order, with no need for wages or an afternoon off. “How delightful that we are to have another new neighbor at Gudgeon Park,” I said, with perfect sincerity, for my mother appeared quite pleased with her company and she would be a pleasant addition to our circle of friends. A long immersion in the world of commerce did not appear to have coarsened Mrs. Fredericks’s taste or weakened her intellect, and the two ladies soon were launched on a knowledgeable and detailed discussion of the latest in poetry and literature.

  I left them to it, having no leisure to join in; Sir Quentin was approaching with a long string of young men craving an introduction. As I began a series of curtsies so numerous as to make me quite giddy, I had only a moment to reflect that the simple elegance of Mrs. Fredericks’s toilette was no doubt due to her sister-in-law’s anxiety that she not shame her in public. She wore no jewels, and that pretty gown was no doubt a hand-me-down. Mrs. Fredericks’s early training and natural good taste had done the rest.

  The first dance was to begin, and I could spare no more attention for Mrs. Westing’s sister-in-law, however pleasant. Several of the gentlemen had managed to avoid being introduced to my stepsisters and were therefore able to ask me to dance immediately instead of having to work their way through my relatives first, so I was quite well occupied. I danced first with my most exalted admirer, the Marquis of Bumbershook. He was not the “young man” we had been promised (Lord Boring’s sister also proved to be apocryphal, and his party numbered only the original five Miss Clara had suggested), being fully five-and-forty, but nevertheless an agile and accomplished dancer and a person of some wit and great kindliness. During the moments when our attention was not required for the execution of the dance, we conversed, and I soon found myself speaking to him with the ease and comfort of long acquaintance.

  “And so here I am,” he said, “come to join my young friend Boring in his new home, thinking that it would be a generous act to support him in his sad removal from the gaieties and fine society of London to the duties and dullness of the countryside, far from civilization up here in the North of England. And what do I find? A handsome house, a fine property and”—bowing—“new neighbors so superior to anything I could have expected—some of them indeed positively sparkling with intelligence, elegance and beauty.”

  “Fie, sir,” I said. “I fear that ‘sparkling’ is not a term one may, with propriety, apply to my dear friends and neighbors.” Here my eyes strayed to Sir Quentin, who was engaged in loudly blowing his nose on an enormous handkerchief, quite as large as a small tablecloth, and his lady, who was equally loudly scolding him for his bad manners. The Marquis noted where my gaze had fallen and smiled, but without a hint of malice. “We are a quiet, homely set of people, my lord,” I chided him, “and we do not deserve to be made fun of, even by a marquis.”

  “I should not dream of doing such a thing,” he protested. “Perhaps my eyes were dazzled by present company, but in truth I do believe that the society to be had in your village and outlying areas is most agreeable, and the countryside hereabouts is attractive, as well. Boring is far more to be envied than pitied.”

  I raised my eyebrows. “Indeed, my lord, you are in the right there. I shall save my pity for a more deserving object than a handsome young man who has joined the ranks of the aristocracy and inherited a great fortune in the process.”

  “Oh well, as to that . . .” the Marquis began, but then thought better of it, and fell silent. Immediately afterwards we found ourselves swept back into the dance.

  After the Marquis I danced with Majors Dunthorpe and Simpson, and then once more with Lord Boring.

  I must confess I was delighted with Lord Boring. His dancing was not as good as the Marquis’s but to tell the truth, the Marquis was so good as to make my own efforts seem slow and stumbling in comparison, at least in my own eyes. Lord Boring moved gracefully and well, but without the fire and brilliance of his guest, for which I was thankful.

  I enquired how he was enjoying his new home.

  “Very well indeed,” he replied. “I am fond of Town in the season, but once the hot weather sets in, who would not rather be in the countryside? Now that I have left Oxford, I have every expectation of becoming a thorough-going countryman and making the best of my rustication.”

  I smiled, acknowledging his jest—“rustication” was more often used in the sense of having been expelled from college, of being exiled to the country rather than going to live there of one’s own choosing.

  “I hope you will not find our company a punishment,” I said. “Your new neighbors are pleased to have a larger, and perhaps more lively, household than your late uncle’s established here at Gudgeon Park. We hope to please and entertain you enough to keep you here for much of the year. I believe your mother is fond of whist and hazard and other games of chance. I fear she will find few partners here, at least not for high stakes. We do not gamble more than sixpence at a time in these parts.”

  Lord Boring agreed that his mother was a great card-player, but confessed he himself was but an indifferent one. He preferred to be out of doors, he said.

  “Are you a keen horseman?” I enquired.

  “I am, and I look forward to exploring the neighborhood. The cliff walks along the sea appear to be very fine, as are the great stretches of moorland I see about me—my horse and I are anxious for a good gallop.”

  “You are city-bred, my lord?” I enquired. When he agreed, I suggested that perhaps he should have a groom show him the best places for his gallops. “For your tenant farmers will not thank you for trampling their c
rops, or for leaving gates open. And some parts of the moor can be dangerous, not to mention the cliff paths. Fog is always a concern on those narrow tracks above the sea.”

  “I can see I shall require a guide—my new life has rules and consequences I cannot guess at. But no groom could advise me as well as you—will you not put your local knowledge at my service? It would be a great kindness to a new, and ignorant, neighbor.”

  I smiled and said I would do all I could, and then the dance claimed our attention.

  At last I returned to my mother’s side—she was alone, as Mrs. Fredericks had been obliged to go and see to some arrangements in the kitchen—and she demanded an account of my time.

  “I saw you standing up with the Marquis. It was an honor that he secured you as a partner so quickly,” she said, “tho’ of course that is no great cause for amazement, you being by far the prettiest girl here.” Having heard my demurral and my favorable opinion of the Marquis, she then enquired about my other partners.

  “Why, then it was Major Dunthorpe, and after that his friend Major Simpson, then Lord Boring, and then both the Hadleigh twins—one after another, of course—and then a Mr. Pultney, and after that—”

  “You shall tell me about each of them by and by, but I am anxious to know if you have danced with Mrs. Fredericks’s son. He is here, she tells me, and is excessively handsome, agreeable, and clever and just the sort of young man you would like.”

  “No, I don’t believe we have met.” The only man with whom I had danced who struck me as excessively handsome, agreeable, and clever was Lord Boring, and my eyes wandered for a moment, seeking him in the crowded room. Recollecting myself, I returned my attention to my mother and continued, “Certainly none of my partners so far has been named Fredericks.”

  “I am sorry to hear it. She was so sure you would like him.”

  I smiled. Mrs. Fredericks had seemed like a sensible woman, but she could not help being prejudiced here, and she did not know me at all. And whether I liked her son or no, my business was matrimony, and that to a man of means. The son of a shop assistant did not seem like a good prospect, however agreeable he might be.

  On the other hand, in my judgment I had toiled long enough in the marriage market for one evening. I was quite willing to be entertained by a handsome face, a ready wit, and a pleasing manner. Seeing Mrs. Fredericks approaching with a young man by her side, I prepared to be as pleasing, in turn, as I could.

  I curtsied and raised a smiling face to gaze upon a countenance so peevish and ill-tempered that my welcoming smile faltered and I stepped backwards a pace in consternation.

  He was an amazingly unattractive man. Or perhaps, I decided upon brief reflection, he was not really so, when judged by his face and figure alone. These were quite good, tho’ his complexion was sallow and unhealthy looking. No, it was the black scowl he bestowed on my mother and me that ruined his looks and rendered him repellent. Furthermore, he was not attired in evening dress, but rather wore a patterned waistcoat, a wrinkled neckcloth, and an old blue tailcoat liberally spattered with ink, as though he were in the habit of wiping a pen on it. The only acceptable item in this disgraceful costume was a handsome pair of Hessian boots.

  I have never seen a true fop or dandy—they are London-bred birds, I fancy—and I do not think I would admire one if I did. I would not care for a man who thought more of his own beauty than of mine. But to appear in a ballroom dressed as a shabby little clerk!

  As I was studying this displeasing specimen, his mother addressed him in affectionate tones, giving further proof to the adage that a mother’s love is blind. “My dear,” she said, “Mrs. Winthrop and her daughters live in that most remarkable structure, Crawley Castle. You know we have spoken of it often.”

  “Oh, yes—perfect gargoyle of a building. Foolish place to put it, out on a cliff like that,” was his amiable response. “I shouldn’t be surprised if the place didn’t break off and fall into the sea someday.”

  I felt my cheeks grow hot with outrage.

  “I am delighted to meet you both,” he went on, looking anything but. “However, I must bid you good-bye on the heels of bidding you hello, Mrs. Winthrop, and Miss uh . . . hrmm,” he glanced in my direction. “So sorry, Mother, but I told you I could not stay. Do forgive me.” He bowed and made as if to leave, then turned back to say, “By the way, Mrs. Winthrop, I should get that drawbridge of yours seen to. Even a cursory inspection from the road makes it obvious that the mechanism is quite rusted through.” As an apparent afterthought he added, “Good night, and do enjoy the rest of your evening,” as if he were our host. He sketched a slight bow and walked away.

  “Oh dear, he is so devoted to business,” said his mama, smiling after him. “I fear that the reason you did not meet him before was because he was cooped up in the library doing sums all the evening. I had so hoped he would dance with you, Miss Crawley. I was counting on you to distract him from his everlasting accounts for a few moments at least.”

  “I regret I was unable to be of service, Mrs. Fredericks,” I said in as pleasant a voice as I could manage, “Perhaps we will meet again.”

  Not if I see him coming first, I thought.

  5

  I AM NOT ACCUSTOMED to dancing all night. When finally we had made our grateful adieux, squashed ourselves into the chaise, and, wending our way down a dark and damp lane, at last discovered ourselves to be at home again, the clock was striking four and faint glimmerings of dawn could be discerned in the eastern sky. We disentangled our weary limbs, climbed down, and went yawning to bed.

  We were up betimes, however, as I wished to call on the Throstletwists early enough in the day to forestall them, and our other friends, from calling on us. As delightful as it is to entertain one’s neighbors, I prefer not to do so too often—the incidental expenses are rather higher than our domestic economy can withstand.

  I had some difficulty in wresting Charity and Prudence from the depths of slumber, however. They wailed and attempted to retreat under the bedclothes again. When I persisted, they demanded tea and toast before they would consider rising from their beds. At last, however, with the assistance of their maid, I succeeded in getting them dressed for the day and prodded and pushed them out the front door. Collecting my mother and little Alexander, we prepared to walk to Yellering Hall.

  Alas, my exertions were futile. No sooner had we gained the front walk than Charity demanded that we wait while she fetched a parasol for the sun. Once she’d rejoined us we had to retrieve Alexander out of a large bush into which he had chased a cat, and then Prudence turned back, requiring a ribbon for her hair of a slightly different hue than the one I had selected. I urged the rest of our party to press on without her, but to no avail. A large mass of humanity and horseflesh was visible, advancing up the drive. Four coaches and several men on horseback were hastening towards Crooked Castle, bent on receiving hospitality. I sighed and retreated, outmaneuvered.

  However, I had resources at my command that had not been available the last time we received guests; they would not go away hungry. The strawberries were fast ripening, and there would be some cream left from the milking. It was a pity—I had planned to make strawberry jam for the winter—but there was no help for it. I murmured in my mother’s ear, retreated to the kitchen and gave my directions to Cook.

  I was pleased but not surprised to find that Lord Boring had come, and surprised but not pleased that he had brought along his unpleasant cousin. I had rather supposed Mr. Fredericks’s presence last night to be accidental, as a result of his bumbling into the ballroom in mistake for some much humbler clerical office. Yet here he was, looking discontentedly about himself and remarking more than once that Boring had browbeaten him into making the visit; he couldn’t in the least imagine why.

  “Upon my word, Fredericks,” exclaimed Lord Boring, “looking at these charming and lovely ladies”—he bowed to my mother and then to my stepsisters, who tittered, and finally to me—“you wonder why I should wish to c
all on them? I do believe you’ve lost every trace of gallantry and civilized behavior in your time away from England.”

  Mr. Fredericks contented himself with uttering a short, satirical laugh in response. My small brother, Alexander, looked up at him in wonder and then burst into tears, climbing into my mother’s lap for comfort. Mr. Fredericks seemed somewhat nonplused by this outburst and, casting about himself for a peace offering, held out a strawberry still warm from the sun to the child. Knowing, as I did, that Alexander was stuffed brimful with purloined sweets from the ball, I did not expect this to be a success, but after a long, grave look and a hiccupping sigh, Alexander took the strawberry and began to nibble at it.

  “In any case,” continued Lord Boring, ignoring this small contretemps, “you know that the doctor has ordered rest and a change of scene for you, and you also know quite well that you have been itching to get a good look at Crawley Castle. As have I,” he added.

  “Yes,” admitted Mr. Fredericks, “I have, but you rousted me out just when I was getting down to the heart of that Beddoes contract. There’s something rotten there, I can smell it.”

  “You shall sniff out rotten contracts to your heart’s content when we return. Just now we are paying a social call.” His Lordship turned to me. “The Marquis, by-the-by, sends his compliments and apologies for not calling on you. He has business to attend to in York today. But perhaps, Miss Crawley, as great-granddaughter of the original owner, you would be so good as to give Fredericks and me a brief tour of the public rooms?” He bowed to my stepsisters and continued, “I should be sorry to put the Misses Winthrop to the trouble.”

  Prudence gave way easily enough. The Baron’s appearance, wealth and position put him beyond her ambitions, though if Mr. Fredericks had only maintained his own house she might have considered him with some interest. It was harder to persuade Charity, who had some claims to beauty along with an impressive fortune, that she should not serve as guide. However, her friend Miss Hopkins, having already seen the attractions of Crooked Castle, such as they were, begged her to remain. And as a number of other unattached young men remained in the room she evidently concluded that without me present she could hope to work her wiles upon them uninterrupted.