The Daddy P.I. Casefiles: The First Collection

by Frost, E J

  She nods happily.

  I rise and help her stand. Turning to the room, I sweep my eyes over the crowd. This group of friends and former lovers. These people who have been staring at my bare, hairy ass while I’ve committed to forever with my soul mate. I throw my head back and laugh at that thought before tucking my little girl to my side and stepping off the platform into the sea of their congratulations.

  Logan and Emily will return in Daddy P.I. 3.0.

  Extras

  Glossary of Slang and Unusual Terms

  Arse: (British) ass.

  Aubergine: (British) an eggplant.

  Bastard: (British) rarely used in the literal sense, but rather as a generic term for a man, often affectionately.

  Belphegor: a demon who appears in Milton’s Paradise Lost; Emily’s name for Logan’s favorite paddle.

  Binkie: (British) blanket (usually used by/for children).

  Bottom: (BDSM) in an older, stricter sense, the person who is penetrated during a kinky scene or activity, but this term has evolved to be synonymous with submissive and is used primarily when there’s no power exchange between partners.

  Brollie: (British) umbrella.

  Bum: (British) ass, buttocks.

  BDSM: an acronym for bondage and discipline (BD), Dominance and submission (DS), and sadism and masochism (SM) ); covers a huge range of activities, not all of them sexual.

  Craic: (British, Irish) enjoyable conversation (this word is hard to translate because it encompasses news, gossip, fun times spent with good friends, and when used between sports enthusiasts, discussion of professional sports).

  Dominant: (BDSM) the person who holds and exercises control over another in a kinky activity, usually within the context of a power exchange; abbreviated Dom; the female version is Domme; synonymous with top.

  Eloko: (Zaire) a demon of the Nkundo who bewitches his victims by ringing bells; Emily’s name for Logan’s metal-tipped flogger.

  Fanny: (British) vagina.

  Fecking: (Irish) fucking.

  Git: (British) jerk, mean person.

  Gobshite: (British, Irish) jerk, only moderately offensive and often used semi-affectionately.

  High Protocol: (BDSM) a formal set of behavioral rules for a submissive, enforced by a Dominant; always restrictive and frequently punitive.

  Jumper: (British) sweater, sweatshirt.

  Kecks: (British) male underwear.

  Knickers: (British) female underwear.

  Maman: (French) mother.

  Masochist: (BDSM) a person who derives sexual pleasure or emotional gratification from receiving pain and/or humiliation. Not synonymous with submissive or bottom, although some submissives and bottoms are also masochists.

  Master: (BDSM) the person who holds and exercises control over another in a kinky activity, within the context of a power exchange.

  Mate: (British) buddy, friend (often used in distinctly unfriendly situations to try to calm someone down).

  Mum: (British) mother.

  Nadu: a submissive kneeling position, with the back straight, bottom on heels, knees apart and hands resting with palms turned up on the thighs. Based on the slave girl (kajira) positions from the Gor series by John Norman.

  Piaffe: a term from riding, particularly dressage, where the horse executes a slow trot without moving forward or backwards.

  Petto: (Japanese) pet.

  Pissed: (British) drunk, although it can also mean angry.

  Pukka: (British) excellent, very good.

  Rum-un: (British) mischievous, naughty (often applied to children).

  Sandesh: (Bengali) a sweet made with milk and sugar.

  Såao-chái: (Thai) house-keeper.

  Sadist: (BDSM) a person who derives sexual pleasure or emotional gratification from inflicting pain and/or humiliation on another. Not synonymous with Dom or Top, although some Doms and Tops are also sadists.

  Safe word: (BDSM) a word or phrase used by a participant in a kinky scene to alert other participant(s) that the person is having a problem and needs the activity to stop, at least momentarily.

  Scene: (BDSM) a kinky activity, usually with a distinct beginning and end, as opposed to the lifestyle, in which kinky activity may take place at any time or even all the time; the scene usually refers to the BDSM community.

  Shibari: (Japanese) rope bondage (literally, to tie decoratively); used in the West to describe the Japanese bondage art Kinbaku.

  Sidhe: (Irish) fairy.

  Slave: (BDSM) the person who surrenders control to another in a kinky activity, within the context of a power exchange.

  Submissive: (BDSM) the person who surrenders control to another in a kinky activity, usually within the context of a power exchange; abbreviated sub; synonymous with bottom.

  Subspace: (BDSM) a state of altered consciousness induced in a bottom or submissive by kinky play.

  Switch: (BDSM) a person who both tops and bottoms.

  Sybian: (BDSM) a masturbation device; sometimes used to force orgasms.

  Ta: (British) thank you (usually used by children).

  Tatsu: (Japanese) dragon.

  Tawse: (British) a leather strap with two or three tongues, traditionally used to punish schoolchildren.

  Tea: (British) used for both the beverage (also called “a cuppa”) and the evening meal.

  Tick: (British) a moment, a short span of time (literally, a tick of the clock).

  Top: (BDSM) in an older, stricter sense, the person who penetrates another during a kinky scene, but this term has evolved to be synonymous with Dominant and is used primarily when there’s no power exchange between partners.

  Topspace: a state of altered consciousness induced in a top or Dominant by kinky play.

  Tower Slave: a submissive kneeling position, similar to Nadu but with the knees together. Based on the slave girl (kajira) positions from the Gor series by John Norman.

  Wanker: (British, Irish) asshole.

  Logan and Emily’s Contract

  The contract that Logan offers Emily can be downloaded from my blog here.

  Please note that this contract is created by and intended for use only by my characters and is not intended as a template or manual for a caregiver relationship.

  Missing Ink

  Ready for the next investigation? Master Mac and Brenna’s story is now available.

  A thief.

  A bad tattoo.

  And a Forever-Dom to the rescue.

  Michael “Mac” McNally is drifting. Finished with the Navy, finished with his marriage, Mac is sleeping on the couch of his good friend, James Logan, while he tries to figure out the rest of his life.

  Brenna “DirtyGurl” Truelove is lost. Floundering after a series of not-relationships, Brenna can’t find satisfaction in scenes with one-night Doms or in Missing Ink, the tattoo business she’s worked so hard to build.

  When the drifter and the lost-girl come together over a bad tattoo, can they build something that lasts among the wreckage of his marriage and her trust in Doms? And can they catch the thief before he destroys Missing Ink?

  Get Missing Ink here, free to read in Kindle Unlimited.

  About the Author

  Reader, bunny-wrangler, fire-spinner, and writer of things. I like my science hard and my romance harder.

  Constitutionally incapable of settling into a genre, I bounce in and out of contemporary mystery, space opera, and paranormal romance, all with a decidedly kinky twist. Connect with me on Facebook, Twitter, and Goodreads for previews, free content, giveaways and book talk.

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