The Murder Exchange

by Simon Kernick

  ‘Like I told you, I’m not into doing things that are likely to get me put away, and playing around with firearms is not conducive to a free and happy life on the outside.’

  ‘You offer protection, right? You and your employees guard people who feel threatened. Right?’ I nodded, since he was pretty much on the ball there. ‘Well, I feel threatened, and I want you to guard me for a period of time of what? – no more than a couple of hours tops, and for that I’m going to be paying very serious money. Now I know it’s a risky assignment but it would be for what’s on offer. If I wanted security to go to a council meeting to protect me in case I got waylaid by angry voters then it would be worth a lot less, but it isn’t.’ He paused to finish his drink. ‘But you know as well as I do that there’s virtually no chance anyone’s going to pull anything. It’s just not worth it.’

  ‘There are a lot of nutters about these days.’

  Fowler began to look frustrated. ‘I need an answer. Do you want the work or not?’

  The thing about life is there’s always pressure to make quick decisions. Most of the time people tend just to follow their instincts and get by as well as they can. When they don’t follow their instincts, they tend to make mistakes. Often big ones. And it’s usually to do with money.

  ‘Make it six,’ I told him, ‘and I’ll do it.’ And that, of course, was my mistake.

  My job’s a straightforward one. I run an organization that provides security in the form of bodyguards to various minor celebrities, and the occasional dodgy businessman with something to hide, and I’ve done it for the last five years. Funnily enough, it tends to be a pretty uneventful business and none of our people have ever been injured in the line of duty, which I suppose says as much about our clientele as it does about us, and which is just the way I like it. I’ve had my days of excitement and adrenalin. They were fun enough while they lasted but I’m past all that now.

  I had reservations about this particular job at the time, but in the end I reckoned that, like most businessmen, Fowler’s buyers weren’t going to do anything to mess up the deal. If they were getting the club at a decent price, which they probably were, then that ought to be enough for them. I know you should never forget how stupid and greedy people can be, but my feeling was that when these blokes saw that their seller had turned up with back-up, they’d be foolish to want a confrontation. I was a bit concerned about the talk of guns but, to be honest with you, I didn’t think they’d resort to that. Again, you had to ask yourself, what would be the point? There’s a lot of gunplay about in London these days but most of the real psychos tend to be the kids, and they don’t go round buying nightclubs.

  After Fowler had gone, I tried Johnny Hexham’s number, wanting to know if there was any information he could give me about the nightclub owner and the situation at his place, but he wasn’t answering, so I put in a call to my partner, Joe Riggs, on the office number.

  ‘Tiger Solutions.’

  I cringed like I always did when I heard that name. Tiger Solutions. I should never have let him talk me into that one. Joe reckoned it made the punters think they were dealing with a tough outfit; I thought it made us sound like a fucking wildlife charity.

  ‘Joe, it’s Max.’

  ‘Max. How’d it go with Fowler?’

  I told him what the deal was, and the amount of money on offer. Joe whistled through his teeth. ‘That’s a lot of cash. It’s getting close to half of what we pulled in in the whole of last month. And in readies, too. What’s the catch?’

  ‘The buyers are the type who could turn nasty. And this Fowler, there’s definitely something dodgy about him.’

  Joe laughed. ‘He’s a nightclub owner, what do you expect? They’re all dodgy, but no worse than some of the people we have to protect. Anyway, let’s not turn down anything this lucrative.’

  Like I said, money was always the key. You never want to say no to it. I didn’t mention anything about Fowler demanding that I carry a gun on the night. There was no point. It would just complicate matters. As it happened, I wasn’t even sure I was going to bother bringing one along anyway, particularly as I had no intention of using it in defence of Fowler’s pension fund. If they pulled shooters, my hands were going up faster than a porn star’s knob, it was as simple as that.

  I told Joe there was no fear of me pulling out, not for six grand. ‘I’d just like to know a little bit more about him, and the place he owns, that’s all. I wouldn’t mind finding out why these people want it so much.’

  ‘You can make a lot of money in that line of business, you know that. The youth like to have a good time.’

  ‘Yeah, maybe. So, are you going to come with me on this one, then?’

  ‘When is it?’

  ‘Thursday night.’

  ‘This Thursday?’

  ‘Yeah.’

  ‘Ah shit, I can’t, Max. I’m looking after Terri.’

  Terri Dennett was a singer, and not a particularly good one at that, with a drugs problem and an ego that was a lot bigger than her talent. Whenever she attended record company events or awards ceremonies she had to be accompanied by a minder who had the dual task of making sure the paparazzi never got too close to her – not that they usually tried too hard – and preventing her from sneaking off and taking too many drugs, and consequently making a fool of herself. Tiger Solutions had the contract for looking after her and she insisted on Joe being the one who escorted her on her various outings. He had the right level of seniority, and the patience to be able to put up with her. I didn’t. I’d taken her once and it had all ended in tears. She’d managed to blag some coke while in the Ladies, vacuumed it up her nose in one go, and got into a slanging match with some talentless sixteen-year-old from one of those real shite boybands that make Westlife look like Pink Floyd. He’d told her she couldn’t sing for shit – which was true, she couldn’t – but coming from him it was an insult of the most heinous kind. I’d pulled her away before she could rip him to shreds and the bitch had turned on me, opening fire with a severe knee to the bollocks, and then adding insult to injury by tipping a glass of expensive white wine on my head while I was doubled over in agony. I don’t think she’ll ever know how close she came to death that night. It took an immense amount of willpower to stop myself from putting my hands around her throat and squeezing with all my strength until she was dead, but somehow I managed it, opting instead to pick her up, sling her over my shoulders, and walk right out of there, much to the joy of the paparazzi, who for once showed a real interest in filming her being removed kicking and screaming. When we got outside I’d dumped her on the pavement and walked off.

  Needless to say, she hadn’t asked for me again.

  ‘You know, Joe, you’ve got an excuse for everything. What’s she got to go to this time?’

  ‘Some fucking hoohah where they all tell each other what talented artists they are, even though they don’t mean a word of it. A barrel of laughs it won’t be. You know, if there was any other way I’d do it.’

  ‘Sure you would. Anyway, who do you think I should take? I want a couple of decent people for this sort of thing.’

  Tiger, like most security companies, didn’t have any operatives on the payroll. Most of those we hired out tended to be freelancers, although we were very careful about who we used and tended to stick, wherever possible, to people we’d worked with before. We ran through a few names together and eventually decided on a shortlist of three: two we particularly wanted, and one reserve. All of them had worked with Tiger on and off for at least three years, and all were of a calibre that they could be relied upon should things suddenly decide to go tits up.

  ‘When’s he going to get us the money?’ asked Joe. ‘For this sort of thing, we’re going to need it in advance. I don’t want him running out on us.’

  ‘It’s sorted. I’m picking it up with him. I’ll count it on the spot, then drop it round at the office and put it in the safe before we head out to the meet.’

  ‘Good
move. So, where’s it taking place?’

  ‘Good question. I haven’t got a clue.’

  ‘Well, if it’s too far, don’t forget to charge him for petrol.’

  Which was Joe all over. He’d call himself careful; everyone else preferred the word tight. I laughed and hung up.

  Thursday, seventeen days ago

  Iversson

  There were three of us in the car. Me in the front passenger seat, Eric driving, and Tony in the back. You always feel a bit nervous when the people you’re dealing with are unknown and likely to be unpredictable, but at least I had reliable back-up.

  Like everyone we used, they were ex-military. Eric was an old associate of mine, a big beefy bloke in his early fifties. He was a Taffy who’d done fifteen years in the Welsh Borderers, and he’d been an occasional employee of ours since day one. You didn’t mess about with Eric. Not only did he have a face like Frankenstein’s monster, he had the body, too, with fists like sledge-hammers. He was a calm bloke, not easily given to temper, and a real old-fashioned gentleman with the ladies, but if you fucked him about, you paid a high price. Once, a few years back, he’d been doing some debt-collecting work for a couple of Albanians. When he’d turned up at the flat where he was going to pick up the money, he’d been greeted by the debtor and two of his mates, all armed with pickaxe handles. According to reliable accounts, the three of them launched a full-frontal assault, weapons flailing. It was a big mistake. Eric hit the debtor so hard, the bloke’s head flew back and knocked out one of the others. The third swung his pickaxe handle at Eric’s head, only to have Eric grab it with one hand and break his jaw with the other, like something out of a Bruce Lee film. Enter the Welsh dragon, and all that. The whole thing took about four seconds, and immediately became local legend.

  Tony was just as useful, but a lot different. Late twenties, good-looking in a public-schoolish way, he was an ex-marine who’d also worked with us on and off since the early days. He was only a little guy, no more than five nine and skinny, but he was one of the fittest, fastest people I’d ever met. I liked him, too. He had what you might call a dry wit, and he delivered his lines with all the urgency of Roger Moore’s James Bond, like he might fall asleep before the end of the sentence. But there was something about him, something in the way he carried himself, that told anyone who was interested that, for all his laid-back attitude, he was not to be messed with. He was reputed to have shot an IRA gunman in Belfast in the early nineties before the first ceasefire, finishing him off when he could have taken him alive. It was something he neither confirmed nor denied, but you could believe that he’d done it. He was that sort of bloke.

  I gave them a brief rundown of my meeting with Fowler, and what I’d found out since, which wasn’t a lot, to be honest. Joe and I had both asked around to see if anyone knew anything about Roy Fowler and the Arcadia, but the only person who had any information at all was Charlie White, another ex-soldier who did occasional doorwork for clubs north of the river, and all he could tell me was that he’d heard it had a drugs problem.

  ‘Surprise fucking surprise,’ said Eric. ‘They’ve all got a drugs problem. So, do you think there’s going to be trouble?’ He didn’t sound like the prospect bothered him too much.

  I gave him one of the most confident looks I could muster. ‘Not when they see us, there won’t be.’

  ‘Famous last words,’ said Tony, in that enigmatic way of his. But then, he’d never been the sort to look on the bright side.

  We were picking up Fowler from a pub in Farringdon Street, not far from the Underground station. It was a busy late summer evening and darkness was beginning to settle on the lively streets of Clerkenwell as they filled up with revellers. Traffic was still bad even at this time, and I jumped out of the car fifty yards short of the pick-up point, leaving it idling in a typical urban snarl-up.

  The place was crowded with students and the younger end of the office-worker crowd so Fowler, with his bad-news fake tan and middle-aged side parting, stood out like a sore thumb. He was sat at a poky little table in the corner, just in front of the Ladies, nursing a Red Bull and looking like someone had just caught him fucking an under-age girl. He was nervous – nervous and shifty – and even from some distance away I could make out the sheen of sweat on his forehead.

  As I walked towards him through a gaggle of scantily clad young ladies with loud voices, I saw he had two briefcases on his lap, one of which hopefully contained six grand in readies. You’d have thought the other contained a bomb, given the expression on his face.

  ‘Mr Fowler. Are you ready?’

  Fowler saw me for the first time and cracked a relieved smile. ‘As ready as I’ll ever be. Come on then, let’s go.’ He got to his feet unsteadily, trying to hold both briefcases in one hand. It didn’t work and he dropped one. Quick as a flash, he bent down and picked it up. ‘This one’s yours,’ he said, passing it to me in a way that was almost designed to attract attention. I took it as casually as possible, and, with him following, turned and walked back outside.

  The car pulled up just as we stepped onto the pavement and I ushered Fowler into the back with Tony before jumping in the front.

  ‘Do me a favour, Mr Fowler,’ I said. ‘Don’t draw attention to us by handing me a briefcase in the middle of a pub. You could have given it to me back in the office.’

  ‘Sorry, I wasn’t thinking straight,’ he said, clutching the other case close to his chest.

  ‘Is everything all right?’

  ‘Yeah, no problem. I’m just a little nervous, that’s all.’ He wiped the sweat off his brow with a grubby-looking handkerchief as Eric did a three-point turn in the limited space available and headed back the way we’d come.

  ‘There’s no need to worry,’ I told him. ‘You’re in safe company.’

  I introduced him to the other two. Eric just grunted an acknowledgement. He wasn’t one to get over-friendly with punters, particularly when they were greasy-looking nightclub owners. Tony gave Fowler one of his half-smiles and put out a hand which was shaken just a little bit too vigorously.

  The offices of Tiger Solutions were a set of rooms above a tatty-looking mobile phone shop near Highbury Corner. Eric pulled the car up in the bus lane directly outside and he and Tony waited while Fowler and I went upstairs to count the six grand.

  ‘Have you got the gun?’ he asked me as I put the money in the safe. It was all there, in fifties and twenties.

  I looked at him closely. He was watching me, moving his weight from foot to foot, a man with far too much on his mind. ‘Yeah, I’ve got it,’ I said, making no move to show it to him.

  ‘I want to see it. I want to see that you’ve got it.’ His voice was almost a whine, like some spoilt kid.

  This bastard was beginning to give me a bad feeling. Still, anything to shut him up. I reached under the back of my jacket and pulled the Glock 17 from the waistband of my jeans. I held it out in the palm of my hand for him to see, thinking to myself that it really was a fine piece of craftsmanship, and light as a feather, too. Say what you like about the Germans, but they do do all the important things right. Cars, football teams, porn (if you forgive the haircuts) and firearms.

  He stepped over and looked cautiously down at it, as if he half-expected it to jump up and bite him. ‘It does work, doesn’t it?’

  ‘Do you know something I don’t?’

  ‘What do you mean?’

  ‘I mean, why are you so interested in whether it works or not? Do you think I’m going to have to fire it or something, because if you do, then I’m not sure I want to be coming along with you. My life and the lives of the other two men down there are worth a lot more than six grand. Do you know what I mean?’

  ‘I wouldn’t be going along myself if I thought anything was going to happen, but, just in case something does, I want to be certain that we’ve got some sort of back-up.’

  ‘It works,’ I said, ‘but if I have to use it, I’ll be one unhappy man. And if I’m unhappy, so wil
l you be. I promise you that.’

  I opened the door, then waited while he went out, before switching off the lights and following him.

  ‘Left here,’ said Fowler.

  Eric turned the wheel and the car pulled into the entrance of a deserted-looking business park surrounded by high mesh fencing. An unmanned barrier blocked our path.

  ‘Pull up to the keypad and punch in the code. It’s C234.’

  Eric didn’t say anything but did as he was told, and the barrier went up. The car moved inside, and carried on down to a T-junction. The single-storey building up ahead had a neon red sign identifying it as Canley Electronics.

  ‘Stay here for a moment,’ said Fowler, and jumped out of the car before any of us had a chance to ask him where he was going. As we watched, he crossed the road and walked up to a short, tatty-looking hedge in front of Canley Electronics. He stopped and made a great show of looking left and then right, then bent down and pushed the briefcase underneath the hedge so that it was out of sight.

  ‘What’s he doing?’ demanded Eric. ‘I thought you said they were meant to be the deeds to his club.’

  I shrugged. ‘That’s what I thought.’

  Eric shook his head, looking troubled for the first time. ‘I’m not sure about this, Max. This just doesn’t look right. What with all this meeting up in the back end of nowhere …’

  ‘Perhaps he’s just being careful,’ said Tony, calm as always. ‘Maybe he wants to see that they’ve got the money first.’

  ‘Maybe,’ I mused, not feeling too convinced either. ‘We’ve just got to keep our wits about us, that’s all. Obviously these blokes are dodgier than we thought.’