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The Distance From Here

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by Neil LaBute


  No, I’m not gonna take—

  TIM

  Darrell swiped it. Gave it to me. No big deal—

  JENN

  Thanks.

  TIM

  Worry about it.

  JENN

  So . . . I’m gonna go, then. See you guys tomorrow, or—

  TIM

  Uh-huh.

  She looks over at TIM, then gives his hand a quick squeeze. He looks up at her.

  JENN

  Do me a favor, ’kay? Don’t say anything, I mean, like, that you saw me or whatnot. ’S probably better—

  TIM

  Right. Got it.

  JENN

  Okay, then. See ya . . .

  (She gets up and starts off, but turns back at the last moment.)

  ’S that a new shirt?

  TIM

  No. My sister got it for me—

  JENN

  It’s nice.

  With that JENN is gone, hurrying away toward the crossroads of the mall. TIM sits alone now in silence, examining his shirt.

  THE LIVING ROOM

  Same as before, but with trays set up for dinner. The TV is blaring a game show.

  CAMMIE, RICH and DARRELL take up the two chairs and sofa, hunched over their respective meals.

  RICH

  —fucking salmon loaf, huh?

  DARRELL

  Yeah.

  CAMMIE

  Hey, don’t start, okay,’cause I’m gonna throw my plate at both ’a you, keep ripping this stuff to shreds.

  RICH

  What?

  CAMMIE

  Tastes like shit, I can’t help it. I still gotta cook it, takes time to prepare it, doesn’t it?

  DARRELL

  I’m not saying nothing.

  RICH

  Well, I am—(BEAT) Tastes like some thing. Something bad. Fish. I hate that—

  CAMMIE looks at him but says nothing. DARRELL glances over, smiling.

  DARRELL

  The fuck you think salmon is, Rich?

  RICH

  Should I know? Fucking gourmet chef, some TV show? I’m saying what it tastes like, not what it is.

  DARRELL

  Oh man . . . listen, you gotta be kidding me, right? “Salmon.” He’s just giving me shit, isn’t he, Mom?

  CAMMIE

  I dunno.

  RICH

  I’ll give you shit, pal, piece ’a this salmon loaf, ’ever the fuck it is, all over your Zeppelin shirt.

  CAMMIE (barely amused)

  You two’re like a couple brats over at nursery school. Drive me nuts I gotta work there all day, come home find my babies going at it. Knock it off and eat.

  (DARRELL makes a face and RICH smiles. He throws a piece of his dinner at DARRELL, who ducks.)

  Hey, I said enough!

  RICH reaches over from his chair and pulls her close. She gives in and they kiss deeply while DARRELL slips part of his salmon onto RICH’s plate.

  DARRELL

  Careful there, Rich, fucking tongue ’a hers’ll be snaking down your throat—

  CAMMIE glares at DARRELL and they all eat in silence for a few moments.

  RICH (to DARRELL)

  Hey, you wanna go to the track with me, Friday night?

  DARRELL

  What’s going on?

  RICH

  I need a date—

  DARRELL

  Figures.

  RICH punches DARRELL and they wrestle from where they’re sitting.

  RICH

  Stock cars’re coming in, two weeks only. Got tickets from work.

  DARRELL

  That’s cool.

  CAMMIE

  We’re going tomorrow night, but thought you’d wanna go with Rich alone. Check out the “babes—”

  RICH

  No shit.

  (She punches RICH on the arm.)

  Oww!!

  CAMMIE

  Be nice, two of you get out and do something. Right?

  DARRELL

  Yeah. Can Tim go with us?

  RICH

  Sure. Gotta pay full admit, though. Only two discounts per night. Per person.

  DARRELL

  No prob’. His mom’s good for cash. Hint, hint—

  CAMMIE

  Uh-uh, I don’t give a shit, I earn my money. You wanna buy hot dogs, sneak a beer, you need to round up your own, Sweetie—

  DARRELL

  Just kiddin’ ya.

  RICH

  Maybe we can slip ’em in, trunk or some deal ’til we get inside the gates. Save us a couple bucks we’ll get a pizza—

  DARRELL

  Cool. (BEAT) You get enough air, closed up space like that?

  RICH

  Fuck yeah. Go for miles in there.

  DARRELL

  Yeah?

  RICH

  No problem at all. What do you think, Cammie?

  CAMMIE

  Long as his Mom knows—

  DARRELL

  Great! No, that’d be really great. (BEAT) Shari going, or she gonna hit the Thursday show with you guys?

  CAMMIE

  Nah, she can’t get a sitter.

  RICH

  Can’t afford it.

  CAMMIE

  Rich.

  DARRELL

  Oh.

  (Silence settles over them as DARRELL picks at his food. RICH and CAMMIE exchange looks.)

  So, Rich, how’s the car? Don’t trust those fuckers down the shop.

  RICH

  Still got a lotta trannie fluid dripping. I’m gonna take it back over, maybe Monday, give ’em hell—

  DARRELL

  Yeah?

  RICH

  Fuck yes. Get to the bottom ’a this.

  DARRELL

  Oh. (BEAT) So, then, where’s the . . .?

  CAMMIE

  It’s in the garage. And don’t even think about it.

  A moment passes.

  RICH

  Hey, Babe, you get me a beer?

  CAMMIE

  Shit . . . you’re a real bargain, you know?

  RICH

  Better believe it.

  They kiss again, then CAMMIE stretches and smiles, tossing a look at DARRELL as she goes.

  She’s a great woman. You know that, right?

  DARRELL

  Whatever, man.

  RICH nods and stands, moving his tray out of the way and crossing to the door. He swings it open and fires up a smoke, holding his Lucky Strike outside.

  RICH

  So how’s school?

  DARRELL

  Fucked.

  RICH

  Yeah. (BEAT) I went there, you knew that, right?

  DARRELL

  Uh-huh.

  RICH

  That ol’ bitch in the office still there? Miss Pinch-Ass, something, her name—

  DARRELL

  Dickers? Kinda orange hair—

  RICH

  Shit yes! Fucking Dickers! That’s her . . . What a cunt.

  DARRELL

  Oh yeah.

  They share a brief smile as DARRELL bums a cigarette.

  RICH

  Blow it out here . . . hate the smell, love the fucking taste. What can I tell ya?

  DARRELL

  Right.

  RICH

  —hey, piece of advice?

  DARRELL

  Mmm?

  RICH

  Giving you a clue, pal . . . get the fuck outta here, you got the chance.

  DARRELL

  Huh?

  RICH

  Your step-sister’s coming over. Bringing her fucking kid, gonna watch some kinda bullshit tape she bought. Sorry I ever lugged that fucking machine home now, know what I mean?

  DARRELL

  No shit. And bringing the baby?

  RICH

  Fuck else she gonna do with it?

  DARRELL

  Oh man—

  RICH

  Love to punt that little fucker into the next county! Crying his ass off all night, stin
king up the place. Can’t take that shit, day of humping fifty pounders ’a dog chow all over hell—

  DARRELL

  Yeah, I’m with ya.

  They each take a drag, then RICH looks back inside.

  RICH (to CAMMIE)

  Honey, the fuck you doing, brewing the shit youself?!

  DARRELL laughs and RICH winks at him.

  DARRELL

  Listen, I’m gonna take off. That kid hits me with a rattle or something, liable to fling ’em out the fucking window.

  RICH

  I’ll hold it open for ya, buddy, believe me!

  DARRELL gives him a sympathy pat on the shoulder as RICH fakes a jab at him. They spar for a moment, which turns quickly into wrestling. DARRELL loses.

  DARRELL

  Hey, come on! You fucking want me!! You like me, don’t ya, you do—

  RICH

  Little prick, come on! Get off!! You are a squirrelly motherfucker—

  RICH sits on top of him now, twisting his arm.

  DARRELL

  ’Kay, oww, shit, I give!!

  RICH laughs and pulls DARRELL to his feet. They slap at each other and then DARRELL grabs his coat.

  RICH

  The fuck outta here . . .

  (DARRELL smiles and disappears out into the night. RICH looks around as he lights up again. After a moment, CAMMIE appears with two beers.)

  Hey.

  CAMMIE

  Hi. (BEAT) Where’d Darrell go?

  RICH

  I dunno, took off. He’s your kid. (BEAT) Why’d you take so long?

  CAMMIE

  Called my daughter—

  RICH

  Step. Step-daughter.

  CAMMIE

  You know what I mean. Told her to come in an hour. Give us some time to clean up . . . (BEAT) Did you tell Darrell they were coming?

  RICH

  Nah.

  CAMMIE

  ’Cause he likes playing with the baby.

  RICH

  Hmmm. Maybe he went to get smokes or something, not sure.

  CAMMIE nods and leans back into RICH’s arms; he offers her a drag on his cig. She takes it and closes her eyes.

  CAMMIE

  —nice.

  RICH

  Tired?

  CAMMIE

  A little.

  RICH

  You wanna lay down or whatever . . . I can do up the dishes.

  (CAMMIE laughs softly at the thought of this. RICH smiles.)

  Fuck you . . . I could.

  CAMMIE

  That’s okay. Just gonna rest a second . . . You gotta say “screw this” every once in awhile, you know, and kick back. You do.

  RICH

  Yep.

  RICH kisses the top of her head. She responds and turns to him as they begin to kiss passionately in the open doorway.

  CAMMIE

  Mmmmmmm . . . hey, you tell ’em his dad called?

  RICH

  Yeah, I mentioned it, yeah.

  CAMMIE

  You did?

  RICH

  Uh-huh . . . said he’d call him later.

  CAMMIE

  ’Kay. (BEAT) Think he wants Darrell to come down and stay with ’em again this summer. Like he did two years ago—

  RICH

  Fine with me.

  CAMMIE

  Yeah, I don’t care. Whatever.

  RICH

  Exactly.

  CAMMIE nods, then goes back to kissing RICH. They slide up roughly against the jam and continue.

  THE SCHOOL PARKING LOT

  Endless square of asphalt, sectioned off by yellow lines. Sodium lights buzz overhead. A FACULTY PARKING ONLY sign bolted to the pole. Empty this time of night.

  DARRELL stands sharing a cigarette with two TEENAGERS.

  DARRELL

  —fucking frigid, huh?

  BOY

  Yeah.

  DARRELL

  I mean, this time ’a year—

  BOY

  ’S true.

  DARRELL

  Wind’s roaring down from fucking Canada, freeze our dicks off ’cause of some shitty jet stream, something ’a that nature.

  GIRL

  Uh-huh. (BEAT) Where’s Tim?

  DARRELL

  Fuck should I know?

  GIRL

  I dunno.

  DARRELL

  Probably work, hanging out with his gook buddies, whatever—

  GIRL

  Oh.

  They shuffle about for a moment, puffing away on the cig.

  DARRELL

  Anybody got some cash? (BEAT) Come on, I got us that bottle ’a vodka! Fucker took three joints to give it to me—

  BOY

  I hate that guy . . . son-of-a-bitch’s always working.

  DARRELL

  Nobody’s got a fucking dime?

  GIRL

  I left my purse at home—

  DARRELL

  Great. (BEAT) Should go back and slash that motherfucker’s tires! That was fuckin’ uncalled for . . . (to the BOY) Huh? You wanna?

  BOY

  Uhhh . . . nah. Too far, man, walk all the way back there.

  DARRELL

  Seriously, though—

  BOY

  Get ’em next time.

  DARRELL

  Fuck—

  GIRL

  I don’t care. If you feel like it, I’ll walk back with you.

  DARRELL studies her a moment, then stubs out his smoke and lights another.

  DARRELL

  Shit! Forget it . . . fucking frozen out here. I may head out, time is it?

  BOY

  Two-thirty. I should prob’ly take off.

  DARRELL

  ’Kay. See ya.

  BOY

  Take it easy, man.

  DARRELL

  Yeah.

  BOY

  Bye.

  GIRL

  See you later, Darrell—

  DARRELL

  So long. (BEAT) Hey, you see Jenn today?

  BOY

  Nah, I think she was sick or something. Went home early.

  GIRL

  No, I saw her. At the mall. Having fries with that red-haired chick.

  DARRELL

  The one cute one?

  GIRL

  Yeah, Liz-whatever, and somebody else. Girl I don’t know.

  DARRELL

  Huh.

  GIRL

  Uh-huh. Looked like her, anyway . . . over at the Big Boy’s.

  DARRELL

  Oh. (BEAT) ’Kay. See ya.

  GIRL

  —I thought you guys broke up.

  DARRELL

  What, no. Told you that?

  GIRL

  I just, I dunno, heard it or whatever.

  DARRELL

  No way—

  GIRL

  Well, maybe I got it wrong. Maybe.

  BOY

  Fuck’s that mean, all cryptic and shit?

  DARRELL

  You heard it or not. Which?

  GIRL

  —I thought I did.

  DARRELL

  Where?

  GIRL

  I dunno, just around.

  DARRELL

  Come on, no . . . that’s, like, fucked.

  GIRL

  Oh.

  DARRELL

  Totally.

  (DARRELL puts a stop to this by turning away and kicking at the blacktop.)

  So, she was with that red-haired girl?

  GIRL

  Think it was her—

  DARRELL

  A girl, though, right?

  GIRL

  Looked like it.

  BOY

  “Looked like” or not?

  GIRL

  I’m pretty sure, yes. That Liz. And this other one. (BEAT) Oh, and Tim, too.

  DARRELL

  Whaa?

  GIRL

  Outside, when I was first going in . . . I saw ’em talking for a minute.

  DARRELL (caught of
fguard)

  Oh. Outside. Whatever. I don’t care—

  GIRL

  —right.

  They stare at one another, then the BOY waves and starts off.

  BOY

  So, I’m outta here . . . see ya, dude.

  DARRELL

  Right.

  BOY

  You going tomorrow?

  DARRELL

  Later. Maybe some dodge ball in gym or something—

  BOY

  That’d be sweet! (to the GIRL) You coming?

  She falters a moment, looking at DARRELL.

  GIRL

  Ummm, yeah, in a minute or so. Gonna bum a smoke first—

  BOY

  ’Kay. Whatever—

  He moves off into the darkness. DARRELL stands with the girl in silence for a bit.

  DARRELL

  —fucking weeknights, huh?

  GIRL

  Yeah.

  DARRELL

  Boring as shit—

  GIRL

  Yep.

  DARRELL

  That dick . . . wouldn’t go back with me, cut those tires. I knew it!

  GIRL

  Nope.

  DARRELL

  ’S like, hey, how ’bout a little support or whatever . . . meant to be friends here.

  GIRL

  I s’ppose.

  DARRELL

  Fuck’s that supposed to mean?

  GIRL

  Just saying . . . (BEAT) Don’t ever really know a person, right? Can’t, not inside.

  DARRELL

  What?

  GIRL

  —nothing.

  DARRELL

  No, what? Hanging back, all secretive and shit tonight, don’t think I caught that?

  GIRL

  Uh-uh—

  DARRELL

  Bullshit, “uh-uh,” come with that guy and now standing around here, shooting it with me. What’s up?

  GIRL

  No, I’m not doing anything, I just—

  DARRELL

  Five minutes and you ain’t even glanced at my smoke, so don’t fuck around. What?

  (The GIRL shifts from one foot to the other, uneasy.)

  Go ahead . . . (offers a puff) Here.

  He hands over the last of his Camel and she sucks it down.

  GIRL

  Listen—

  DARRELL

  Uh-huh?

  GIRL

  Jenn’d hate me if I told ya this—

  DARRELL

  So, why do it?

  GIRL

  ’Cause. (BEAT) . . . I like you.

  DARRELL

  Yeah.

  GIRL

  You could tell?

  DARRELL

  Sorta. Always looking at me and shit.

  GIRL

  I know. (BEAT) So . . . maybe I shouldn’t—

  DARRELL

  Start that “girl” crap, come on! Just say it.

  GIRL

  ’S about Jenn. I mean, about Jenn and someone—

  DARRELL

  Uh-huh. Anybody I know?

  GIRL

  Ummm . . . I don’t know the whole thing, I just . . . you know—

  DARRELL

  Fuck, just go for it.

  GIRL

  I only heard parts of it, from this guy I know. We’re sorta related. Works at the pet store—

 

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