Sherlock Holmes and The Mystery Of Einstein's Daughter

by Tim Symonds

  Title Page

  SHERLOCK HOLMES AND THE MYSTERY OF EINSTEIN’S DAUGHTER

  Tim Symonds

  Publisher Information

  First edition published in 2013 by

  MX Publishing

  335 Princess Park Manor, Royal Drive, London, N11 3GX

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  Digital edition converted and distributed in 2013 by

  Andrews UK Limited

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  © Copyright 2012 Tim Symonds and Lesley Abdela

  The right of Tim Symonds and Lesley Abdela to be identified as the authors of this work have been asserted by them in accordance with the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1998.

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  All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The opinions expressed herein are those of the authors and not of MX Publishing.

  Foreword

  Albert Einstein was born in Ulm and grew up in Munich, bustling, wealthy towns in the Swabian region of southern Germany. At the age of five he was shown how a compass needle always swings to magnetic North. From that moment he determined to become a great physicist, more famous than Isaac Newton.

  Even today it is not widely known that at the age of twenty-three Einstein sired an illegitimate daughter with Mileva Marić, a physics student he met at the Zurich Polytechnikum, later his first wife. Mileva’s father Miloš had risen from the peasantry through the Army and the Austria-Hungarian civil service to a position of influence throughout the Vojvodina region of Serbia.

  Mileva and Albert referred to the infant daughter by the Swabian diminutive ‘Lieserl’ – Little Liese. Her life was fleeting. At around 21 months of age she disappeared from the face of the Earth. The real Lieserl may never have come to the eyes of the outside world but for an unexpected find eighty three years after her disappearance. In California Einstein’s first son Hans Albert Einstein investigated an old shoebox tucked away on the top shelf of a wardrobe. It contained several dozen yellowed letters in German type, an exchange between Albert and Mileva. Italian, Swiss, German and Austro-Hungarian postmarks reflected their peripatetic life. Several letters dated between early 1901 and 1903 mention Lieserl. After September 1903 her name never appears again. Anywhere.

  Lieserl’s fate remains a subject of mystery and speculation. Researchers regularly trek to Serbia to conduct investigations. They comb through registries, synagogues, church and monastery archives throughout the Vojvodina region, the place of her birth and short life. To no avail. In The Mystery of Einstein’s Daughter Holmes exclaims, ‘the most ruthless effort has been made by public officials, priests, monks, friends, relatives and relatives by marriage to seek out and destroy every document with Lieserl’s name on it. The question is – why?’

  Most researchers conclude the child was born with serious brain damage. Serbian bureaucracy of those times would have written the words ‘Acute Stupidity’ into her medical records. Later, when Albert and Mileva’s second son Eduard developed severe schizophrenia Einstein would hint at an inheritable disorder on the Marić side of the family. More likely Lieserl’s condition was the consequence of a very difficult birth – the mother suffered from congenital dysplasia of the hip.

  Three hapless ‘must have’ theories hold sway. Lieserl must have died in an outbreak of scarlet fever in Novi-Sad in the late summer of 1903. She must have been adopted by family friends in Belgrade. She must have been placed in a home for children with special needs.

  In The Mystery of Einstein’s Daughter, Holmes and Watson are led to a dramatic Fourth Theory.

  While works of fiction, the principal characters of my novels Sherlock Holmes and the Dead Boer at Scotney Castle and Sherlock Holmes and The Case of The Bulgarian Codex are taken from real life. So too in Sherlock Holmes and the Mystery of Einstein’s Daughter.

  I have put explanations of some of the more unusual references in the Endnotes.

  Tim Symonds

  Sussex

  England

  Preliminaries

  by

  Dr. John H. Watson

  The events I relate in The Mystery of Einstein’s Daughter took place well into the reign of King Edward the Seventh, the year in which the Simplon Tunnel was driven through the Alps and when Charles Perrine discovered Jupiter’s seventh satellite, Elara. Across the Atlantic, Theodore Roosevelt began his first full term as President, after his second inauguration. In England there was talk of a new Automobile Association employing cycle scouts to help unwary motorists avoid police speed traps. In faraway South Africa, Thomas Evan Powell brought the Cullinan to the surface, the world’s largest rough diamond.

  In the spring of that year, my comrade Sherlock Holmes undertook an investigation into what at first appeared to be a very humdrum matter concerning a recent graduate of the Physics Department of a Swiss Polytechnikum. The young man’s name was Albert Einstein. He was soon to become the world’s most revered scientist, gaining fame and respect the equal of, or greater, than Presidents and Prime Ministers.

  Sherlock Holmes held Albert Einstein’s future in his hands.

  Dr John H. Watson

  Junior United Service Club

  London

  About the Author

  Tim Symonds was born in London. He grew up in Somerset, Dorset and Guernsey. After several years working in the Kenya Highlands and along the Zambezi River he emigrated to the United States where he graduated Phi Beta Kappa in Political Science from the University of California at Los Angeles.

  He is a Fellow of the Royal Geographical Society.

  Sherlock Holmes And The Mystery Of Einstein’s Daughter was written in a converted coast house near Rudyard Kipling’s old home Bateman’s in Sussex and in the forests and hidden valleys of the High Weald. The plot is based on an original research paper Tim Symonds published, titled ‘A Vital Detail In The Story Of Albert Einstein’.

  The author’s other detective novels include Sherlock Holmes and The Dead Boer at Scotney Castle and Sherlock Holmes and The Case of the Bulgarian Codex.

  Dedication

  To LJA

  Chapter I

  Watson is Offered a Commission

  Early in 1905 the Strand Magazine’s Publisher, Sir George Newnes, approached me with an offer: would I accept the kingly sum of six hundred guineas in return for securing a photograph of Sherlock Holmes at the now-infamous Reichenbach Falls in the Bernese Oberland? Sir George wanted an engraving or half-tone illustration from the plate to grace the Strand’s Christmas cover. The Falls were the site of the death of the arch-criminal Professor Moriarty at the great detective’s hands fourteen years before, on 4 May 1891.Six hundred guineas was the equal of three years of my Army half-pay pension, hard-earned in the arid Pāriyātra Parvata and a pestilential stint at the Rawal Pindi Base hospital, both of which I deemed myself lucky to have survived.

  ‘A front-cover picture of Sherlock Holmes at the Reichenbach Falls will increase the run by at least a quarter million,’ Sir George opined gleefully.
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  He was right. A cover reprising Holmes’s miraculous escape from a watery grave at Moriarty’s hands would generate a welcome boost to sales.

  Until his reappearance some three years later it was believed my great comrade had himself died in the struggle with Moriarty. The obscure mountain stream and waterfall soon became a place of pilgrimage. The nearby Englischer Hof guest book was filled with guests’ comments, keen to pay their respects. Visitors included the New York Police Department alongside a delegation from the French Sûreté, led by Monsieur Dubuque. Troupes of young London City men and members of the burgeoning Sherlock Holmes societies travelled to the Falls in charabanc loads, wearing bands of black crêpe around their bowlers. Gaggles dressed in long grey travelling cloaks clustered at the cliff edge, staring silently down. Some cast a facsimile of Holmes’s fore-and-aft (on sale at the local hotels) into the boiling waters below. The suicide watch at the cliff edge, normally posted for forlorn young lovers, now looked out for lone figures of distraught men and women ready to throw themselves into the chasm after the man they called ‘the Master’.

  The Strand would pay all costs for a journey retracing our original route. Holmes and I would tread once more in the footsteps of Goethe, Tolstoy and Nietzsche along the charming Rhone Valley. Sir George wanted the photograph to show Holmes standing on the lip of the chasm down which Moriarty tumbled (rather, had been tumbled) to his end. The photograph was to capture the atmosphere of Jacques-Louis David’s ‘Napoleon At The Saint-Bernard Pass’ - as Bonaparte himself put it, ‘Calme sur un cheval fougueux’. In the picture my comrade-in-arms should stare down on the torrent, behind him crags piled one on the other. My publisher had looked at me quizzically. Did I think Holmes could be persuaded to strike a chord on his violin, staring down over the precipice as though viewing Moriarty’s body cannonading from rock to jutting rock? I replied that it was a ludicrous thought. The spray from the rushing torrent would badly upset a Stradivarius.

  My publisher’s wish for an exclusive front-cover to boost sales was understandable. The publishing business was now highly competitive. The advent of the daily journey to work for large numbers of the population had triggered a demand for reading material from newspapers such as the Daily Mail and magazines with shorter articles and stories. Cheap titles like the Harmsworth Magazine or Pearson’s Magazine offered articles of scientific and historical interest, cartoons and celebrity gossip. The Strand looked over its shoulder at the rapid growth of a particularly vulgar halfpenny dreadfuller, the Penny Blood Union Jack magazine, popular with young men. The Union Jack’s circulation had been lifted by the adventures of the upstart detective Sexton Blake, the poor man’s Sherlock Holmes, and his scent hound Pedro. Another rival was Hornung’s disgraceful invention, A. J. Raffles, the ‘gentleman thief’, whose criminal exploits promoted the sales of Cassell’s Magazine.

  ***

  In the early stages of the Great Hiatus I was approached only once by Lestrade, the ferret-like Scotland Yard Inspector. On this occasion, through my medical knowledge, I was instrumental in solving a crime, dubbed by the Evening Standard, ‘The Case of The Ghost of Grosvenor Square’, a sobriquet picked up and parodied by Punch.

  After Holmes’s assumed death, I welcomed an invitation from his brother Mycroft to return to Baker Street to put my former comrade’s papers and possessions in an order. Tears had sprung to my eyes when I looked at a life-time’s souvenirs - the Yupik wolf mask sent from a shaman in Nunivak in 1890, a huge barbed-headed spear, a carving of the demi-god Maui, Lombardini’s Antonio Stradivari e la celebre scuola cremonese, the tennis rackets and cricket gear Holmes last employed in his short time at university.

  I relocated the most precious of these household gods and books from the sitting room to his bedroom which became for me as great a shrine as the bedroom of the late admired Prince Albert in Queen Victoria’s eyes. I left three physical reminders of my friend’s still palpable presencecentre-stageon the deal-top breakfast table. The violin with its well-flamed maple, fine belly grain, and orangey brown varnish glowed where it lay in the morning sun, at its side the bow, like the bayonet of a fallen soldier. And his pipe-rack.

  Upon Holmes’s miraculous reappearance, Mrs. Hudson and I had hauled the books back, together with the Betjemann Tantalus, the basket chair, the Persian slipper containing his tobacco (freshly restocked), the writing-desk, bear-skin rug, and a gasogene given to bursting. One wall remained bejewelled with fine fragments of glass shrapnel from such an explosion until we ordered an extensive refurbishment of the front room.

  It was not long after his return that Holmes once again showed his talent for the unexpected. He announced his retirement. I was to read it on the front page of The Daily Express and beneath a dramatic headline on the third page of The Times. My old comrade expressed his long-standing desire - completely unsuspected by me - to give himself up entirely ‘to that soothing life of Nature’. I was as astonished as if I had opened the newspapers that day to find his obituary (‘The world mourns the passing of the great Consulting Detective Mr. Sherlock Holmes...’).

  Holmes told reporters he wanted to enter upon a quiet and congenial existence with his Italian bees, Apis mellifera ligustica, a mild subspecies of the western honey bee. Holmes’s first effort with a particularly aggressive black bee with yellowish bands on the sides of the abdomen had brought a delegation of Sussex shepherds to his door, demanding their extinction or at least removal to the neighbouring county of Kent. A Punch caricaturist attempted an explanation for Sherlock Holmes’s retirement. Under the caption ‘The Old Horse has pulled a Heavy Load a Long Way’, Holmes was portrayed as a preternaturally elderly nag drawing a cart piled high with my chronicles (my head showing through).

  The announcement of Holmes’s retirement hit me like the blast of a Fenian bomb. I was certain I was a south wind in Holmes’s life, like the old black clay pipe, or the Stradivarius, or the shag tobacco with its tendency to stain the inner surfaces of his teeth. The prospect of imminent separation deeply shocked me. It made no sense. My companion was at the very height of his powers. In the world of crime detection he was Facile princeps. He was hardly 49 years of age.

  I had confronted my old friend. He confirmed his decision to turn his hand to beekeeping at his Sussex farmstead. This was not the man I knew. Just as the green anaconda finds the Brazilian jungle his natural home and slithers not a jot beyond, London was Holmes’s favoured haunt, not an old farmhouse tucked against a line of trees to withstand the full-frontal winter gales blasting in from the English Channel. The Sherlock Holmes I knew was addicted to the ever-changing kaleidoscope of life ebbing and flowing through Trafalgar Square or Pickle Herring Street with its line of small shipping offices. It was to the busy hum of men amid the sounds and sights of Hansom cabs, wing collars and flickering gas-light that Holmes went for recreation and inspiration. Whenever I waxed lyrical over the beauty of the English countryside (being a countryman by birth), Holmes had not been notably moved.

  I have reported Holmes’s life-long attitude towards country life in The Adventure of the Copper Beeches:

  All over the countryside, away to the rolling hills around Aldershot, the little red and grey roofs of the farmsteadings peeped out from amid the light green of the new foliage. ‘Are they not fresh and beautiful?’ I cried with all the enthusiasm of a man fresh from the fogs of Baker Street.

  Holmes shook his head gravely.

  ‘Do you know, Watson,’ said he, ‘that it is one of the curses of a mind with a turn like mine that I must look at everything with reference to my own special subject. You look at these scattered houses, and you are impressed by their beauty. I look at them, and the only thought which comes to me is a feeling of their isolation and of the impunity with which crime may be committed here’.

  Now, suddenly, London - and I - found ourselves alone, without him.

  Chapter II

  Back Together i
n Baker Street

  Sir George’s commission was an intriguing opportunity to rebuild my former warm relationship with Holmes. A return to the Reichenbach Falls would be like old times. I would seat myself opposite him aboard an ultra-quick locomotive à bec, service revolver in my coat pocket en cas où, the thrill of adventure in my heart. Once more we would cross the Gemmi Pass, our goal Interlaken or at least Daubensee for a good night’s rest in the fresh mountain air. Then, fifteen miles beyond, to the small village of Meiringen, a refuge in the wild and romantic landscape of the Rosenlaui valley, within close hiking distance of our goal. Sir George had made me an attractive and at six hundred guineas a remunerative offer but how was I to persuade Holmes to agree? Yuletide and the irregular week-end visit to Sussex to bring him up-to-date with the London gossip was the most I saw of him.

  At the start of spring the opportunity presented itself to meet up with Holmes at our old Baker Street abode which he had kept on for occasional trips to London. It was occasioned by his need to repair the storm-damaged roof of his farmhouse. For a fleeting period we could again inhabit the site of our old adventures. The Capital’s winter fogs were dispersing under the gathering warmth. Munificent daffodil harvests from distant Guernsey and Devon tumbled into Paddington a hundred boxes at a time for the Covent Garden flower market. The Aneroid Enamel Face Banjo barometer hanging in the hallway at 221B, Baker Street - the jewel in our landlady’s possessions - seldom dipped below 30 inches. We put away the bitter cold of winter such as I had encountered at Holmes’s farm on the close-cropped turf and rusting quiet of the Sussex Downs. To recline on his veranda between October and May admiring a distant view of the English Channel required the fortitude of Scott of the Antarctic.

  Most mornings after our return to Baker Street, Holmes rose late, lit up the first pipe of the day and settled himself in his chair. He seemed to be passing through an unusually serene period. The breakfast things, their work done, awaited removal - a tub of Burgess’s Genuine Anchovy Paste, a packet of Pall Mall Turkish cigarettes and an empty toast-rack. I was happy once more to exchange medicine for biography. I had recalled the faithful Anstruther to manage my practice in my absence. But what of new adventures? Each day my comrade turned to his notes for a work long in gestation (which his admirers await to this day), a textbook he claimed would ‘focus the whole art of detection’ into a single volume. An hour or so later he would reach for the commonplace book which I flatter with the title ‘Great Index’ and continue catching up on two years’ cross-referencing. To keep up-to-date with additions and losses and changes of residence required perpetual pasting of newspaper clippings. The Index contained notes on cases which interested him, many transcribed from the crime pages of the Daily Telegraph or recent editions of Criminals of Europe and America. Under ‘A’, Holmes recorded the machinations of Irene Adler, the New Jersey-born contralto. Her name was sandwiched between an affable Hebrew Rabbi named Hermann Adler and a staff-commander who had written a monograph on deep-sea fishes.