A Little April Fools: A DD/LG Romance

by Haley Monroe

  “Ugh,” She groaned as if she’d heard his thoughts. He stood up from the chair and reached his hand into his black sweatpants to readjust his heavy cock. Thinking about her willingly submitting to him was quickly making him hard. “We talked about this before. I’d be too embarrassed to have you train me.”

  That was definitely not something they had talked about. Anytime the subject came up, she would roll her eyes and change it to something else. Jade’s body was on the plumper side rather than the supermodel slim side he knew she would prefer but he thought she was mostly comfortable with herself. He’d offered a time or two to give her assistance in the gym, not because he thought she needed to lose any weight but because he wanted her to be happy with herself. He had no idea that she felt embarrassed by him. He would need to start changing that immediately.

  “What do you mean, embarrassed? Why in the fuck would you be embarrassed if I trained you?” He knew he sounded harsher than he meant to but damn if he needed to know why she was uncomfortable with him.

  “’Cus your body is all ripped and perfect and I’m so fat. You’d probably puke watching me jiggle and struggle to keep up with you. That’s why I stay in the cardio section so you don’t have to watch.”

  “You aren’t fat, Jade.” He growled. “And just so you know, I can and do watch you when you go to the gym with me and I have never puked.”

  “Whatever,” She used her favorite word to avoid giving something away. “Can I go or not?” David’s eyes closed and he willed his mouth not to snap at her. He could spend days and weeks telling her how beautiful he thought she was but words would never mean as much to Jade as actions would. He’d need to show her, not tell her, in order for it to sink into her thick skull.

  “Yeah, you can come. On one condition.” His cock twitch with ideas of saying the same thing to her but in a different context. A smile played on his lips when she dragged out a pained groan.

  “Seriously?” She droned. “What’s the condition?”

  “You work out with me.” He was impressed with his ability to keep his tone level considering the thoughts that were racing straight to his dick. He didn’t want her to hear the unspoken desire he had to have her by his side while he worked up a sweat. If she wanted to get in a cardio session, he knew just how to spike her heart rate.

  “David, no. Come on, it’s too cold for me to run outside and,” he didn’t wait for her to finish her excuses and cut her off.

  “I’ll pick you up in thirty minutes.”

  “I can meet you there.” Even if she wasn’t happy about the work out he would put her through he could hear nervous excitement in her sweet voice.

  “No, I’ll swing by and grab you. I hate you driving that piece of shit car.” He hung up before she could argue and stood in his home office with a hard on that he had to get rid of before heading to the gym. David set the phone back on its base and left the office without having completed any of the work he had intended to do this morning when he woke up.

  In his bedroom, he shucked his sweats and looked down his body at his giant erection. He didn’t want to jack off, he was sick of having to please himself. He wanted Jade’s pink lips to get him off, for her tongue to tease his body until he exploded his tension down her pretty throat. With a grunt of annoyance, he turned on the shower in the master bathroom and didn’t wait for the temperature to rise.

  He stepped under the icy spray and let the shock cool his arousal. There wasn’t much point in showering before hitting the gym but this wasn’t to clean his body, it was to clean his mind and refocus the control he usually maintained when around Jade. It was becoming easier and easier for her to get under his skin and that worried him. Being in control of his body meant everything to him.

  Ten minutes in the cold water had finally deflated his cock and gave him the strength of mind to get dressed and go fetch his new work out buddy. She’d been to the gym with him many times but never had they tag teamed a work out. Today he would start pushing the limits of their friendship to prepare Jade for Friday’s “prank”.

  The GTO’s engine purred as he pulled into Jade’s driveway. He left the car running and stepped out. Before he got to the door Jade came bouncing out of the house and slammed the door behind her. She was wearing thin black leggings that gave just a hint of her pale skin tone through the material and a tank top that showed off her neon orange sports bra. The thing must be a torture device because her normally large breasts were smashed against her ribs and threatening to spill over the edge of the contraption. Her long hair was tied up in a pony tail that hung so far down, the ends of her hair still brushed her shoulders. “Hi!” She chirped then hugged her arms across her chest. Her little hands rubbing quickly against her opposite arms. “Fuck, it’s colder than I thought.”

  “It’s still March, goober, go get a jacket.” David chuckled and threw his arm over her shoulder to tug her against his side.

  “No, I’ll be fine.” She snuggled into the warmth of his hoodie and he thought he heard her inhale sharply. He glanced down at her face and she smiled up at him with her nose almost in his armpit. “What the hell are you doing?” He laughed with confusion.

  “Sniffing you.” She shrugged. “I like the way your deodorant smells.” The tops of her cheeks turned his favorite shade of pink like the admission had embarrassed her. He slid his arm up from holding her shoulders to lock his forearm around her neck. She squealed as her face got mashed tighter into his armpit. Jade struggled to break out of the headlock. “Hey!” She yelped while pushing her small hands against his ribs, hoping to slip herself free but David’s expert grip wouldn’t allow her to succeed. He held her tightly but without causing her any pain, just discomfort and started dragging her to the waiting car. “Let me go!”

  “You’ll be fine.” His gruff voice mimicked her earlier words.

  “David,” She grunted through a hiccup of laughter as she tried harder to squirm away from his hold. She turned her head, looking down at the ground while trying to push her ass into David’s hip.

  “Careful,” His voice growled. “You’ll bump your pretty little tattoo. I’m sure it’s still sore, today, isn’t it?”

  “Then let me go.” She was panting now from the effort it took to wrestle with such a bigger opponent and from her unstoppable laughter. Her left leg pushed between his feet and again she worked her ass back against him. She hoped that he would become uncomfortable with her ass against his thigh and release the headlock just to get her away from him but instead his arm grew tighter around her.

  “I’m warning you, Jade.” His tighter grip made Jade’s hands fly up to pull on his forearm. Her ass slid against his sweatpants as she struggled, the slick material of her work out pants making it easy to grind her rear against his front.

  Her giggles stopped short when she finally felt his cock fit between her ass cheeks. The thin fabric letting her feel him almost as well as if she was naked. Jade sucked in a sharp breath as David’s hips thrust once against her plump ass. The full length of his cock pushing against her.

  He let out as grunt of annoyance as he opened the passenger door and tossed her inside. She scowled up at him and rubbed her unbruised neck. His gaze searched hers for a long moment, both of them panting and unsure of what to make of what just happened. He watched as Jade allowed her eyes to leave his and zoom in on his hard cock.

  His sweats did very little to hide the gigantic bulge her squirming had created. Jade’s lips pressed together as he allowed her to look her fill. When her eyes finally flicked back up to meet his, he shut the car door and adjusted his dick again as he walked around to the driver’s side.

  He was going to have to take anti boner pills if she kept this up.

  Before getting in the car with his best friend who was constantly making his dick hard, David took a few deep breaths. Trying to think his boner away, he thought of Jade leaving once she knew the things he wanted from her. He pictured the horror on her face when he admitted to enjoying her sh
allow gasps for breath while he held her in a headlock and stroked his dick with her ass cheeks.

  Feeling back in control of himself, David climbed into the car and threw it in reverse. Backing out of Jade’s driveway and heading to the gym. “Sorry.” He spoke without looking at her.

  “For what?” Jade’s voice held a slight bit of sass that made him think she knew just what he was sorry for. He looked over and they stared at each other for a heartbeat too long before he pulled his gaze back to the road.

  “For hurting your neck.” He lied, knowing full well the amount of pressure he had applied while holding her. Jade’s fingers tickled at the hollow of her throat and she purred in a way he wasn’t used to.

  “It’s okay. I liked it.” The car swerved with his shock to her answer and David jerked it back into the correct lane. Her words jolting his system like he’d been struck by lightning and making his cock twice as hard as it was before.

  “Where did you want to go tonight?” He ground the words through his teeth, needing to change the subject before he crashed the damn car.

  “O’Hagan’s Bar and Grill.” She smiled knowingly. “They have the best green beer and the best music.”

  Chapter Four.

  Jade had felt his hard on when she bumped against it, there was no way to not feel that giant fucker but she hadn’t expected David to grind it against her the way he did. The single slide of his dick had made her tingle in places no other man had woken up before. She was a free spirit, not a virgin but maybe she was if that single touch from David had done more to her libido than anything else ever had. Maybe all the boring sex she’d had since losing her virginity at sixteen hadn’t meant anything if none of them made her feel the way David’s dry hump just did.

  She wanted more, desperately, but the stone look on his face had her believing he was mad at himself for what had happened. He always took care of her, fought all her battles after she’d lost trying to win them, almost like an older brother. He was her protector, hell, he had even saved her from her own mother a few times when Jade had stepped out of line and deserved to get kicked out of the house.

  She watched his tight profile as he drove and wondered what it would be like for him to look at her as a woman, even as a lover, and not just as his bratty best friend. A small giggle got caught in her throat as she remembered the look on his face last night while she got her tattoo.

  His eyes were hyper focused and he’d even called her tattoo placement sexy. The needles buzzing in her skin had turned her on so much and she wanted to go back to his house, get drunk and use it as an excuse to throw herself at him but David sent her home after he said he’d make her watch him masturbate. She wanted to watch him, but she was scared. She didn’t want him to think of her differently after they hooked up. She didn’t want to lose him so she let him send her home.

  Like he always did when things between them started to get a little hot. “What are you laughing at?” David asked as he parked the car in front of the gym.

  “Oh, nothing.” She waved her hand to blow off his question and jumped out of the car. Jade hating working out but she hated her body more. She was curvy, okay, past curvy, and desperately in need of shedding a few pounds.

  David followed her into the gym but stayed a few feet behind, like he was afraid of her grinding her fat ass on him again. “We’ll warm up with ten minutes of cardio but then we are lifting.” He said it like it was a law and Jade rolled her eyes.

  “Whatever you say, Boss.” David grunted again at her use of title. She flashed her member card at the front desk and lead the way to the cardio machines. The gym was one giant room broken up into sections. The cardio machines where on layered platforms that allowed its members to watch the comings and goings of other members below.

  “What are you doing?” David asked as she hopped onto a treadmill.

  “Cardio?” She shook her head, confused by his question.

  “Stretch first.” He ordered. Her eyes took a spin around her head again but she plodded down the platforms and over to a large blue mat laid out for stretching. She pulled her arms high over her head while watching David take off his hoodie and lay it over the hand rail of a treadmill. His arms were huge and every time he moved, his biceps flexed to divide his upper arm in the most delicious way. The veins running down his forearms made Jade’s mouth water. He was wearing sweats and a black, ribbed, cotton tank top. His pecs looked like boobs supported by an expensive pushup bra, they were built like a shelf and she wanted to tease her tongue around his firm flesh.

  He stood in front of her, his eyes locked on hers, and copied her stance. Feet shoulder width apart, arms high, leaning to the left side and then to the right. Jade dropped her hands and rolled her shoulders. “Is eight okay for O’Hagan’s?”

  “Aren’t you getting tired of going out for green beer? It’s not all that special, you know. I could toss some food coloring in your Bud Light at the house and it would be the same thing.” His arms stretched out behind him, making his chest stand out even more. Jade smiled and shook her head.

  “No.” She pouted. “It is special. I live for this one day of yummy green beer.” She lowered her hands to the floor and swayed her hips side to side, feeling the tight pull on her hamstrings.

  “Ugh,” He sighed. “Fine. Eight is good.” He was going to bend over to give his legs the same stretch but his eyes caught the pretty pale space of skin between Jade’s pants and her shirt as he bent, the tips of her fresh tattoo greeting him. “But Jade, you can’t get trashed.” Because he couldn’t promise to keep his hands off her if she threw her body on his again. “It’s a Monday night and you have to work tomorrow.”

  “Geez, like, do you ever actually hear yourself?” She snapped as she rose back up and pulled one leg behind her until the soles of her sneaker pressed into her ass. “It’s like you think you’re my Dad or something.”

  David swallowed tightly and wished he could tell her he’d be her Daddy. He’d be her Daddy and teach her how much she’d love calling him that while she was spread eagle under him. He didn’t give a response. His reign on his control was off today. She’d been pushing him too much lately. He feared he couldn’t hold out until his prank next Friday but he was going to try his hardest.

  Jade shrugged when he didn’t reply and pushed past him to get on the treadmill. He did the same, trying not to watch her thighs jiggle temptingly as she started to jog. She’d shoved her ear buds in place and was no longer talking to him or even looking at him, as her feet pounded the conveyer belt of the machine quickly picking up speed. He set his machine to six miles per hour and allowed his long legs to eat up the track under him.

  He couldn’t stop watching Jade jog, though, her tits struggling to bounce within the confines of her sports bra with every step. Her perfect lips were parted and she was mouthing the words to the song in her ears. Her pony tail swung back and forth across her shoulders and he wished he could wrap its thickness around his hand and really let her feel his hard-on against her ass.

  By the eight-minute mark, Jade was really struggling. Her inconsistent exercising left her winded and had her shoulders sulking forward as she continued to push. He thought she’d give up, that she would power down the treadmill and jump off with some excuse of how she’d done enough for the day or she needed to stop because she was sweating too much but she didn’t. He could hear his own even breathing and the sounds of both of their feet as they ran. He felt like he was chasing her. Running but never getting anywhere. This would have to come to an end on the first when he pranked her. He couldn’t continue to keep her at arm’s length without hurting her feelings.

  Her machine stopped just a minute before his and she bent forward, holding the hand rails and blowing out large breaths. “Hands up, Jade.” He reminded her and she reached her arms up high, allowing every bit of oxygen she pulled in to fill her lungs.

  “Ahhgg,” She groaned and yanked out an earbud while glaring at him. “Fuck. You aren’t even breat
hing hard.” She accused.

  He stopped his treadmill as well and shook his head at her. “Because I run every day, J. My body is used to it. Consistency is key, I have said that I don’t know how many times to you.”

  “Yeah, yeah. Whatever.” She huffed. “What are you making me do next?”

  “Squats.” He grinned.

  “Like my ass isn’t big enough.” She popped her hip out and flicked her ponytail back.

  “Go.” He removed his smile and pointed to the squat rack. He shouldn’t be doing this, it was for sure going to tempt him too much but he wanted to feel her body against his again. She stomped her feet as she walked over to the rack and stood between the racks of weights. She ducked under the bar like a pro and settled it over her shoulders. Her feet stepped apart and she rocked on the balls of her feet like she was mentally preparing for the weight.

  “Not too much.” She looked at him in the mirror and he nodded.

  “Three sets of eight reps with twenty-five pounds.” He told her and placed his body behind hers. Her fingers flexed as they curled around the bar and she straightened her back to pick up the weight. His gaze skimmed over her stance and when he saw she was in line he held his hands out by her side, ready to take the weight from her if it became too much. “You got this. Those legs are so strong, baby.”

  “Shut up.” She smirked, her ass poked back as her hips lowered, her knees staying behind her toes like she did this all the time. David stepped a bit closer as she dropped her fanny almost to the floor.

  “Nice, come on. Get back up.” Jade’s eyes were on herself, willing her body to obey what she wanted it to do and she did. She popped up and blew out a breath. “Good girl.” He murmured. Jade’s cheeks were already red from their jog and her forehead beaded with sweat but her body shivered slightly at his words and he exhaled.