Zombie D.O.A. (The Complete Series)
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Roy was silent for a bit and then he said, “Pendragon won’t stand for it.”
“Oh yeah,” Babs said, “Pendragon’s going to waste valuable resources sending out the cavalry to recue a field agent. That would be a first.”
“I don’t mean me,” Roy said. “I’m talking about Pratt and Tucci. Pendragon’s not going to put up with this shit for much longer.”
“Yeah, well don’t hold your breath.”
“Seriously man,” Roy continued. “Tucci’s been walking a fine line for too long. He’s been on the radar for a while now.”
“What’s Tucci’s part in all this anyway?” I asked.
“He’s an independent…” Roy started but Babs cut him off.
“Cut the crap, Roy,” he said. “He’s a Resurrection man. Pendragon employs psychos like him to try out the latest drugs they come up with. Supposedly, you’re looking for a cure for the virus, but…”
“You said supposedly,” Roy interrupted, there’s no supposing about it, we are…”
“Yeah, whatever,” Babs said. “Point is, the Pendragon Corporation hands out little fiefdoms to the likes of Tucci in exchange for capturing Zs and trying out your little concoctions on them.”
“Which Tucci hasn’t been bothering to do much of lately,” Roy said. “Instead he’s spending his time up here partying with Pratt, dispensing Pendragon Corporation property like party favors and now apparently hatching some half-assed plan to muscle in on our territories.”
“Tell us about this blue shit,” Babs said.
“Sorry,” Roy responded, “Classified.”
“Oh cut the crap, Roy. No one shares the real need-to-know stuff with a field agent. Just tell us what you know.”
“Can’t do that,” Roy said.
“Look,” said Babs, “By this time tomorrow you, me and Chris here will likely be Zombie shit. Ask yourself, how much classified information is worth to a pile of shit, then decide if you still want to hold out on us.”
Roy was silent for a while. “Okay,” he said finally. Here’s what I know, which doesn’t amount to much. This blue shit, as you call it, is BH-17. The BH stands for Blueberry Hill. It’s called that because it smells like…
“…blueberries,” I completed.
“Correct. The 17 is the version number. This is the most promising solution we’ve developed. We’ve seen some good results from Phoenix, from Aspen and from Denver, cities where the contractors can be bothered to do what they’re paid for.
“Thing is most of the results are short term. We’ve seen superficial wounds heal on some victims, but they soon reverse again. We’ve seen newly infected Zs become quite lucid, even regain some basic reasoning ability, but unless they are constantly doped with the stuff they soon revert. And after a while it just burns them up.”
“But it works differently on humans,” I said, “I seen that myself.”
“Oh yeah,” Roy said, “On humans it has a powerful narcotic effect, similar to PCP, only much stronger. And we’re still not sure about the long-term effects. What we do know is that it will burn you out quicker than a Roman candle, particularly if you’re taking it undiluted.”
“So what would be the effect, for example, of downing one of those vials,” Babs wanted to know.
“The whole vial?”
“The whole thing.”
Roy let out a sharp breath. “Never seen it done myself but my guess is a short burst, maybe five minutes, of extreme activity, super human strength even, then who knows, your heart’s likely to explode in your chest. “
twenty two
Outside the sounds of activity was winding down. The banging had all but stopped and been replaced with the rustling of wire bales being rolled out and fixed to posts. I could hear instructions being barked and responded to with curses and occasional laughter. Then even those sounds died down and all was quiet.
By the changing of the light I guessed we were heading towards early evening. I lay down on the cot and stared up at the watermarked paintwork above me.
“Roy?” I said, speaking into the silence.
“Uh huh.”
“What you were asking me about the trigger, what makes the corporation think I know anything?”
“Can’t say.”
“Can’t or won’t?”
“Can’t.”
“And my daughter?”
“We don’t have her,” Roy said, then added, “far’s I know.”
I lie on the cot and watched the shadows of the bars lengthening on the ceiling. Eventually they were usurped by the creeping dark as the cellblock fell into blackness. Both Babs and Roy had fallen silent and I imagined they were lost in contemplating what was probably our last few hours on earth.
Presently, I heard voices and caught a sickening waft of seared flesh. Then suddenly light flooded into the cell and a cheer when up from outside. I looked out of the cell window and could see that the prison yard had undergone quite a transformation.
Where once there’d been nothing but bare earth was now an arena, the fighting cage at its center, chairs on three sides, a raised platform complete with red, white and blue bunting. On the platform six seats were arranged in a straight line, and at its center stood a single microphone stand. At either end of the deck there were a pair of double-stacked speakers.
I couldn’t see the barbeque pits but I could smell them and see the light of their flames, reflected off the trees beyond the prison fence to my left.
A few of Pratt’s men were busying themselves with final preparations, straightening chairs, opening and shutting the gates on the fighting cage and the like.
In the distance I now heard the rumble of many motorcycles approaching, and after a while I saw their lights crest a hill in a seemingly endless stream. It looked as though Pratt had summoned outriders from the furthest reaches of his kingdom for tonight’s festivities.
As more and more of the bikers arrived, the seats in the auditorium began to fill up. There were whoops and shouts and lots of good-natured jostling. One or two of these got out of hand and punch-ups flared but were quickly extinguished.
Crates of beer and trays of shot glasses were distributed and consumed.
At some point one or more of the bikers fired shots into the air and everyone seemed to join in, in a display to rival Stanley Tucci’s fireworks. Even the guards in the towers got in on the act and sent arcing lines of tracer into the night sky.
Babs asked me what was going on and when I told him he simply snorted.
After a while I came down from my perch and lay on the cot again. Someone was testing the microphone with the traditional, “testing, one, two three,” followed by a screech of feedback that brought a cheer from the crowd.
“Looks like we’ve gotten ourselves into a fix here,” I said to Babs.
“Ain’t no fix gotten into that can’t be gotten out of,” Babs said.
“Confucius?”
“Charles A. Babbage.”
“What’s the A for?”
“Ain’t none of your business,” Babs said and laughed.
“How can you be joking at a time like this?” Roy said from the darkness.
Babs seemed to think about that for a while, then said, “Way I figure, you can go out sobbing and wailing, or you can go out with a laugh on your lips. Either way you’re fucked, so why give them the satisfaction of seeing they broke you.”
It was the first time I’d heard Babs use the f-word.
twenty three
The lights suddenly went on in our cellblock and I heard the footfalls of someone approaching.
Olaf appeared outside my cell, without Pitbull, this time, but with an escort of four burly bikers armed with shotguns and wearing cartridge belts across their chests.
“Time’s up fellers,” Olaf giggled, slurring the words and looking the worse for wear. He fumbled in his pocket, then patted himself down with a confused look on his face. He located the keys, hanging from his belt, and his face lit up as he
showed them first to me and then to the armed escort.
On the third attempt he got the cell door open, and I stepped out into the corridor. One of the guards then took the keys from Olaf and opened the other two cells.
We were marched back along the corridor, through the foyer and out of the main door. Then we were led in darkness around the outside of the building. At one stage Roy stumbled and one of the guards caught him by the arm and jostled him back into place.
As we rounded the corner of C Block we were suddenly in bright light. Ahead of us I could see the fighting cage with the raised platform. On every side of it were the bikers, big muscular men in leather jackets and dirty, cut-off denims, each of them bearing the now familiar insignia of ‘The Dead Men.”
A buzz rippled through the crowd as the first of the bikers noticed us approaching. Then it swelled to a roar as the word spread. We were jeered and jostled, spat on, and drenched in beer.
As we approached, a guard opened the gate to the smaller holding cage and we were pushed inside. Once the gate was secured we were told to back up to the fence and our cuffs were removed.
There were three men in there already, three scrawny, terrified looking men, dressed in nothing but their underwear.
One of them, a man with gray flowing locks and a beard, stood with his eyes closed and his hands folded together as he mouthed a silent prayer. The other two were clearly petrified.
One had a badly fractured leg, and was weeping openly, wailing like a lost child.
The other was a skinny, pigeon-chested man, with a milk-white complexion and wire-framed glasses. He looked beseechingly in my direction, and when he caught my eye, gave me a desperate smile. I smiled back at him and saw tears roll down his cheeks.
Babs walked over to the man and put an arm around his shoulder. Then he beckoned the other man closer and embraced the two of them while they sobbed and the bikers chanted, “Fagots! Fagots! Fagots!”
Soon the chant was lost in a much louder cheer as Virgil Pratt and Stanley Tucci mounted the steps to the stage. Four other men, wearing the regalia of ‘The Dead Men’, followed. I recognized one of them as VJ.
While the others took their seats, Pratt strode towards the microphone and adjusted it to his height. He had on a fresh white shirt and his Stetson was perched on his head. He was wearing his gunfighter’s holster and sidearm.
“Dead Men!” Pratt said into the microphone and a cheer of ‘Dead Men! Dead Men! went up. Pratt let them run with it for a while then held up his arms and the chant quickly died down.
“You know I ain’t one for bullshit talkin’’ Pratt continued, “Leave that to the Corporation Man.” Another huge cheer from the crowd.
“Now, I brought you all in tonight for two reasons. One, cause I figured you could all use a party.” He stilled the cheer that rose with a wave of his hand, then continued, “Two, because I thought you could all use a fuckin’ good party!”
This time he let them cheer.
“Seriously, folks, there are plans afoot that I been discussin’ with your captains, sitting here on the deck with me. Plans that are gonna spread our doctrine and our creed from here to, pardon my French, Cali-fuckin’-fornia and all the way to New-fucking-York.
“But now ain’t the time for jawin’, now’s the time to eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we…” he cupped a hand to his ear cueing a response from the crowd.
“Die!” They screamed in unison.
When they settled, Pratt continued in a more serious tone. “In day’s of old brothers, the Roman kings used to put on shows for their citizens. They’d throw Christian folk in to be eaten by lions, and they’d pit brave gladiators, champions, against each other in mortal combat.
“Tonight, we have such a show for you, so lets quit fuckin’ around and…let the games begin!
The loudest cheer of the evening erupted from the crowd. Many of the bikers had left their seats and crowded around the fighting cage, squabbling and jockeying for position.
The four shotgun totting guards stepped into the enclosure and separated the man with the broken leg from us. One of the guards opened the inter-leading gate and pushed the man through. He overbalanced and went crashing to the ground, letting out a scream of pain as he did.
Then he hobbled to his feet and stood in the middle of the arena. He looked towards Babs and Babs gave him a nod, which the man returned.
From our left came the clank of metal on metal, and when I looked in that direction, I saw the door linking D Block to the yard, begin to creak open on its heavy hinges.
Two Z’s stepped through, a man and a woman. They looked furtively round and sniffed the air and then noticed the man in the fighting cage just sixty or so yards away.
The female Z reacted first, charging down the run with the male close behind her. As they approached the fighting cage the gate separating it from the run was slid back and they flew at the man standing in the cage, knocking him to the ground.
The female Z went straight for the throat, ripping at it and releasing a spray on blood. The male grabbed hold of the man’s fractured leg, twisting and pulling, ripping it from his body. It was over in seconds.
On the stage Virgil Pratt gave a thumbs down and the guards, firing from outside the cage, put the two Z’s down with headshots. The crowd booed.
Next into the cage was the bearded man, who continued praying, even as the Z’s tore him apart.
Then the spectacled guy was pushed forward, shaking each of us by the hand before walking into the cage. He too accepted his fate without a fight.
By this time, the crowd was getting restless and angry. They’d wanted a fight, they’d wanted to see people crying in terror and begging for their lives. What they’d seen instead, was three brave men who’d gone to their terrible deaths with dignity.
twenty four
Virgil Pratt took up the mike again and stilled their jeers, “Friends,” he said. “Quiet down now, the preliminaries are over and we’re moving on to the main event, a royal rumble that pits these three fierce warriors against the might of my Zombie Army!”
Pratt was getting the crowd onside again and there were loud cheers. In the cage Babs sidled up to me and slipped what felt like a piece of card into my hand.
“Put it in your pocket,” he said, and I did. “We get in that cage,” Babs continued, “you get behind me and you stay there, understand.”
“But…”
“No buts,” he said. “You keep behind me.” Babs had something in his hand, which he now raised to his lips, a small vial containing a bluish liquid.
“How the hell…” I started to say.
“Courtesy of Pete the biker,” Babs said, “Remember him?”
“But how?”
“Stashed it where the sun don’t shine, and where dumb ass bikers fail to look.”
There was a drop left in the bottom of the vial, “Gimme a shot of that,“ Roy said, and slugged it down.
On the stage, Pratt was finishing his prelude, “Let’s get it on!” he screamed, and the crowd joined him.
“Pratt! Pratt! Pratt!” they chanted as the three of us were pushed into the fighting cage. The bodies of six Z’s and the broken corpses of the three men sent in before us littered the ground.
Right away Babs pushed me behind him with a force that almost sent me into the razor wire piled against the fence.
Roy and Babs now stood to the front, both in a fighting stance with me behind. From my position between them, I could see directly up the run leading to D Block, where the door now slid open.
The first of the Z’s stepped out, looking uncertain. I recognized him as the burn victim, I’d seen yesterday. Now, another man appeared, a big man with a gaping hole in his abdomen.
The burn victim started walking down the run sniffing the air speculatively, while the other Z held his position in the doorway.
In front of me, Babs flexed his neck muscles and I heard what sounded almost like someone cracking their knuckles.
Babs bent and grabbed one of the zombie corpses lying on the ground. As the first Z charged into the cage Babs swung the corpse by its legs, using it like a club. The corpse collided head to head with the charging Z and there was a burst of red. The Z was thrown into the fence where he lay twitching like a broken toy, lacerated by wire.
The other Z made a run at Roy, who dropped his head like a bull and met its charge head on. He caught the Z in the chest and it was thrown to the ground. Roy then executed a move I’d once seen in a Kung-fu movie, jumping into the air and landing with both feet on the Zs head.
Roy let out a roar and thumped his chest like King Kong on top of the Empire State Building. In front of me Babs bent forward and hawked a mouthful of blue gunk into the dust.
Boos rang out from the bikers, punctuated here and there by some cheering.
The next batch of Zs had been released from the cellblock, four of them. They came together down the run and this time Roy didn’t even wait for them to reach the cage. He raced up the run and tackled them head on, butting the front Z in the face and knocking it backward.
The other three kept running, burst into the cage and came directly at us. Babs swung his makeshift club and caught the first one, clattering it into the second and knocking them both down. The third Z ducked Babs’ second swing and came at me.
I held my ground until the last moment then sidestepped and the Z went past, his momentum carrying him into the rolls of razor wire against the fence. A hundred lacerations suddenly oozed black blood as the Z fought to pull himself free. But the wire held him and the more the struggled, the more it tore at his dead flesh. Eventually, one of the guards put him down with a shotgun blast.
Babs had meanwhile bludgeoned his two Z’s into submission and Roy looked to have gained the upper hand as well. I could see him twisting the Z’s head as though he wanted to pull it from the thing’s neck.