Zombie D.O.A. (The Complete Series)

by JJ Zep

  “That won’t work,” I said. “They look behind here and see the bus, that’ll be the first place they check.”

  “I see your point, but…”

  “This friend of yours, can he walk?”

  “Barely.”

  “Bring him out to the bus.”

  “But…”

  “There’s no time. Just do it.”

  Nate hustled off into the darkness and I clambered on board. “Folks,” I said, “We’re going to take a short ride. I suggest you strap yourselves in.”

  “What’s going on?” one of them stammered.

  “Nothing to concern yourself with right now. Just buckle in. And brace when I give the word.”

  “It will have to be a very short ride,” the driver said. “I doubt we have fuel for more than a mile or two.”

  “That’s all we need,” I said. I saw Nate emerge from the gas station, half-carrying, half-leading another man and I ran across to help. The sound of the motorcycles was louder now, and I could make out that distinct Harley rumble.

  Together Nate and I got the man onto the bus and I told them to get buckled up.

  “Driver…”

  “It’s Alice.”

  “Alice,“ I said, “I got this one.”

  She slid out from behind the wheel and I took her place. I slipped the transmission into first and steered the bus around the buildings and onto the road, turning left into the path of the oncoming bikers.

  “Jesus, mister,” Nate said, “I hope you know what you’re doing.” I hoped so too, it was a long shot and if they saw us coming…

  The sound of the bikes was now a steady thrum, and I could see their lights approaching. Kelly had been right, there were a lot of them, fifty plus by my estimate.

  “Sons of bitches,” Nate muttered behind me.

  The moon had drifted behind the cloud throwing the road into pitch dark. I sat and watched the motorcycles closing the distance between us. They were still about a mile off when I allowed the bus to start rolling, at eight hundred yards I put my foot on the accelerator and the vehicle started to pick up speed. With the slow deliberate gait of a brontosaur it lumbered through the darkness, accelerating all the while. We were maybe a hundred yards from the bikes when I floored it.

  In the next second, the lead motorcycles seemed to hurtle towards me. I heard a series of impacts that sounded like ricochets. For a second it felt as though we were traversing a particularly rough patch of road. There were small popgun explosions and the sound of metal on metal and metal on tarmac. Some of the passengers were screaming and in between it I heard Nate’s distinct “Yee ha!”

  The riders further back in the column probably had a split second to react, but most of them never took it. Those that did went careening off into the trees at either side of the road. I saw one of them sideswiped by the bus and become airborne. Another smacked into the windscreen, cracking it and then hanging there momentarily before sliding off in slow motion.

  And then we were through. I looked in the rearview and I could see the destruction wrought by the bus. The road surface was littered with burning debris. A couple of the riders had staggered to their feet but most lie lifeless on the tarmac. A cheer went up in the bus and I could understand that. These people had suffered terribly at the hands of the Dead Men.

  Half a mile down the road Nate told me to take a sharp right and we picked up a dirt path and followed it for another eight hundred yards before the engine finally spluttered and was still.

  two

  We set off on foot towards some hills in the distance, Nate and I carrying the injured man between us. Cal slipped in and out of consciousness and was at times delirious, singing ‘The Star Spangled Banner’ at the top of his voice while Nate tried to shush him. We needed to be quiet. I doubted if our little demolition derby had taken out all the bikers and those that had survived were likely to regroup and come looking for revenge.

  And there were also Z’s to be concerned about. They were less common outside the cities, but not unknown.

  Nate led us away from the main path and down an embankment where a dry riverbed carved its way across the dusty plain. We followed the path of the river towards the hills, reaching them by daybreak. The river welled up a few small pools here and we were able to rest and take on some water.

  I had a look at Cal’s wound and it looked swollen and angry. Fortunately, it looked as if one of the snake’s fangs had struck bone, so there was only one puncture wound, to the side of his calf. Still it didn’t look good and I could see that he needed medical treatment.

  “Doc Cartwright will get that fixed up real soon,” Nate assured Cal, to which Cal responded with a pitch perfect rendition of ‘O! say does that star-spangled banner yet wave, O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!’

  We got going again soon after, still following the path of the river as it cut through the hills and reaching the town of Pagan, Texas before noon.

  The town squatted on a dusty prairie in the shadow of the low-lying caprock hills we’d just crossed. Calling it a town is perhaps an exaggeration, ghost town would be more apt. The jurisdiction consisted of four roads crossing each other like the grid for a game of tick-tack-toe. There was a town hall, a sheriff’s office, a church and a grocery store, an abandoned saloon stood in the main street, called A Street by the locals. Other than that, there were rows of wood framed houses, most of them derelict.

  All of the roads were dirt, and a dirt track connected the town to route 83. Not that it mattered, there wasn’t a single motor vehicle in the entire place.

  Nate and I carried Cal to Doc Cartwright’s surgery, which was in the former town hall. Dr. Yonder Cartwright was an attractive woman of about thirty-five. She examined Cal’s wounds, injected him with an anti-serum and pronounced that “he’ll live.”

  Afterwards, Nate took me on what he referred to as the, ‘five cent tour‘ of the town.

  “I notice you don’t have any defenses,” I said. “No perimeter fence, no razor wire, no lookout posts.”

  “Don’t get me started on that,” Nate said. “I been ragging on about it for months. Council’s mostly behind it, but Pastor Ray uses his veto to block me every time.“

  “Pastor Ray?”

  “Local clergyman. You’ll meet him soon enough. Probably insist on you attending service tonight.”

  “How many people in Pagan?”

  “The folks you just brought in adds about half to the town’s population, that makes it about sixty, your folks included, if they stick around. Most don’t.”

  In the distance, I could see the dog chasing something through the brush, kicking up a miniature dust storm.

  “How long you planning on staying?” Nate asked.

  “Not long, a day or two at most.” In truth, I didn’t even want to stay that long. I wanted to be back on the road west. I wanted to find Ruby.

  The dog came trotting back now, carrying something in his jaws, a frayed old softball. I took it from him and threw it and he gave me a look as if to say, “you expect me to chase that?”

  “Speak of the devil,” Nate said, and as I turned I saw a man walking quickly towards us. He was wearing a coat and tie, despite the heat of the day, and he had a thick book clutched under his arm. As he approached he broke into a dazzling smile and extended his hand.

  “Ray McCool,” he said, “humble servant of the Lord Jesus. Tell me son, are you saved?”

  “Chris Collins,” I said, accepting his hand and ignoring his question.

  “Are you a man of faith, Chris?”

  “I believe I am, father.”

  McCool laughed, “Oh no son, call me Pastor Ray, not father, we don’t truck much with Catholics in these parts. You’re not Catholic, are you?“ He made the word sound like a curse.

  “As a matter of fact father, yes I am. When you’re Irish, it’s kind of a given.”

  “Well then,” Pastor Ray said, most of the sunny disposition bleaching from his face, “I c
an only pray for your immortal soul. Good day, sir. Nate.” He turned and marched off, and Nate waited until he was almost out of earshot before collapsing with laughter.

  “Man,” he said, slapping himself on the thigh, “I’ve never seen ol’ God Ray knocked off his stride so quickly. I think I might become Catholic myself, just to rattle his chain.”

  We finished the tour with Nate showing me some of the houses, old wood frames dating back to god knows when, many of them collapsed. The best dwellings in town were out towards the church and the grandest of those Nate identified as belonging to Pastor Ray.

  “Speaking of houses, you’re welcome to bunk with me while you’re in town. It ain’t much but…”

  “I’d be glad to Nate,” I said.

  That night we were invited to dinner at Doc Cartwright’s. Nate warned me in advance that the doc was a vegetarian, and ‘no cook’, but the meal was passable, especially after living on military rations for so long.

  The dog tagged along too and after finishing off two cans of dog chow, Yonder gave him a thorough examination and pronounced him to be in perfect health, if a little bit underweight, and vermin infested.

  “You seem to know a lot about dogs,” I said.

  “I should do,” she laughed, “I’m a vet. In these times, folks have to make do with what they got. Don’t they, Nate?”

  “Best doctor I ever had,” Nate said. “Prettiest too.”

  Yonder blushed at the compliment, then said, “I’m going to give this big guy a flea dip and get rid of some of these ticks he’s carrying. Why don’t you fellers sit out on the porch? There’s a couple of beers in the kitchen, not cold I’m afraid.”

  Yonder took the dog into a backroom and Nate and I sat on the front porch, watching a lightning storm develop in the distance. From the church we could hear the sound of Pastor Ray’s flock at worship.

  I’ve never been much of a drinker, so the few sips of lukewarm Miller I took made me feel light headed. Still I enjoyed Nate’s company. He had an easy way about him and a good knowledge of the area.

  “Beauty of this place is that you won’t find it on any map,” Nate said. “It’s been pretty much abandoned since the forties. There used to be a silver mine up in the hills but that was played out even before the town was deserted.”

  “How’d you find this place?”

  “Cal and I used to come down from Amarillo to climb in those hills, before all of this happened, so we knew the town was here. After, we figured this place was far enough off the beaten track to be relatively safe, so we made our way down.”

  “And the others?”

  “We rescued some of them from one of the Dead Men’s slave caravans. Some of them just sort of drifted in. And then one day Pastor Ray walked into town leading his flock across the plains like Moses leading the Israelites out of bondage.”

  “How does he feel about living in a town called Pagan?”

  “He brings it up every council meeting, Wants to change it to Bethlehem. I veto him every time.”

  “What about Yonder?”

  “What about her?” Nate said defensively.

  “You and her an item?”

  “She’s a good woman,” Nate said and I could see he was blushing.

  “Ta da,” Yonder said from behind us, “May I present…What’s your dog’s name, Chris?”

  “He ain’t really my dog, but wow!”

  Yonder had really given the dog the full treatment. His coat was practically glowing and he had a glint in his eye and what looked like a smile on his fox-like face.

  “He has to have a name,” Yonder insisted.

  “How about Foxy?” Nate suggested. “His face looks kinda like a fox.”

  “Come on Nate, Foxy sounds like a Pomeranian. This here’s an Akita.”

  “Giuseppe,” I said.

  “What’s that?”

  “Giuseppe, after the place where we met.”

  “Giuseppe it is then.”

  Giuseppe looked at me and cocked his head, as though he approved.

  three

  After I left Yonder’s, I took a stroll to the town hall where bunk beds had been set up for the new arrivals. Nate had stayed behind on some or other excuse, but the newly named Giuseppe trotted by my side, looking very proud of his new appearance.

  The building sat slap bang in the center of town on A Street and, other than the church and Pastor Ray’s house, it was the best maintained structure in town.

  I found Kelly bunking with the other kids in the main hall and he gave me a look that was part relief, part reproach.

  “You settling in all right?” I asked.

  “I guess.”

  “Making any new friends.”

  “No, not really.”

  “Listen Kelly, I just wanted to tell you, I’m going to be heading out tomorrow.”

  He was quiet for a while and then he said, “Take me with you.”

  “I can’t kid. Not where I’m going. It’s too dangerous.”

  “But I’ll be no trouble at all.”

  “I can’t, Kelly. I just can’t.”

  “Please,” he said, and looked at me with tears welling in his eyes.

  “I just can’t, kid.”

  “Will you stop calling me kid. I’m seventeen you know, eighteen in a couple of weeks.”

  “Really, I figured you to be younger than that.”

  “Yeah, well there’s a lot you don’t know about me.”

  An idea suddenly occurred to me. “Tell you what, how about I leave Giuseppe here to keep you company?”

  “I don’t want your dog,” Kelly said and turned away.

  “I’ll stop by and say goodbye, okay?”

  “Don’t bother,” he said without looking around.

  “I will anyway,” I said and got up.

  As I did, Nate entered the room, looked left and right, spotted me and came running over. “Chris,” he said. “We got trouble.”

  “What’s up?”

  “The Dead Men,” he said breathlessly.

  I followed Nate out into the street, but even before we got there I could hear the roar of motorcycles engines being gunned amidst whoops and cheers and curses.

  I took a peek toward the end of the road and could see the church, illuminated by a dozen or so torches set in a ring around it. Out front I could see three bikers racing their Harleys in a tight circle around a man crouching on the ground - Pastor Ray.

  “Told that dipshit preacher a thousand times about lighting up them flares,” Nate spat.

  “You got that rifle of yours handy?” I asked him.

  “Back at Yonder’s.”

  “I need you to get it. Then get yourself down to that double storey at the end of the row. What’s that, the pastor’s place?”

  “Yeah, that Ray’s house.”

  “Get into the upstairs window where you can line up a shot on those three bikers. You any good with that thing?”

  “Not without my eyeglasses, and I lost those some time ago. I might hit a barn door at twenty paces, but then again, I might not.”

  “No matter. The important thing is, you get up there and don’t show yourself till I say, you got that?

  “No problem.”

  “Can you get there without them seeing you?

  “Yeah, if I skirt round through the brush.”

  “Do that then, two minutes?

  “Five.”

  “Okay, go.”

  While Nate slipped off into the darkness, I did a quick check on the shotgun I was carrying. Both barrels were loaded, but I didn’t have the bandolier with me, which meant I only had two shots. There were three bikers up there and I had to hope that if push came to shove Nate was a better shot than he let on.

  I took a deep breath and rounded the corner. I wasn’t interested in concealment so I walked straight down the middle of the road, with Giuseppe trotting beside me.

  The bikers were still circling Pastor Ray and I could see the preacher, not praying as I’d o
riginally thought, but cowering on the ground. Behind him the church door stood slightly ajar.

  One of the men had a long barreled revolver in his hand and fired a shot into the air, accompanying it with a rebel yell.

  I was thirty yards away when one of the bikers spotted me. He squinted into the darkness as though spying an apparition. Then he brought his bike to a halt and alerted the other two, who also stopped, dismounted and rested their machines on side stands. The biker with the six-shooter covered Pastor Ray, while the other two stood to the front and unslung the rifles they had strapped to their backs.

  “Well looky here,” one of them said. “If it ain’t John Wayne.”

  “You gentleman have had your fun, so how about you mount up and move on, before someone gets hurt.”

  “Only one getting hurt tonight is you, this preacher man, and maybe that mutt of yours,” the biker sneered, and spat into the dirt. He was big and burly with black hair and a thick black beard. His companion was a lanky man with stringy blond locks and a mouthful of rotten teeth, now exposed in a grin.

  “Leave it be, Collins,” Pastor Ray said. “This is none of your concern. I’d rather be shot by a heathen than saved by a Catholic.”

  I ignored him. “You gentlemen have one more chance,” I said. “Leave now or…”

  “Or what, Kemo sahbee?” the big guy sneered.

  “Or my friend at the window up there put’s a bullet in your head.” I heard the window slide open and silently thanked Nate for following my instructions.

  “That’s a hard shot to make,” the big man chuckled, “I bet we could kill both you and this preacher before he gets off even one round.”

  “Maybe so,” I said, “But Nate there is a four time Jasper County sharp shooting champion. So make your move if you must. Just know that at least one of you dies right here.”

  “Bear, I think…” the tall biker started.

  “Shut the fuck up,” Bear said, then to me, “We’re looking for a feller drove a bus through one of our conveys, killed twenty three men, injured some others who ain’t gonna ever ride again, even if they live.”

  “That’d be me,” I said.