The Hunt Ball

by Rita Mae Brown

  The situation cooled. The adults herded the girls out of the Main Hall. They promised to set up individual appointments. Also, this issue would be addressed at November’s convocation, the first of the new school year. The all-school assembly was held the first Monday of each month.

  Just as the girls moved out of Old Main, walking across the quad were Tootie, Valentina, and Felicity.

  In a booming voice, Pamela shouted at Tootie, “Traitor!”

  Tootie blanched but did not reply.

  Valentina did. “Pamela, you aren’t happy unless you’re unhappy. Go sit on it.”

  Charlotte stepped forward. The three riders could now see her, as she’d been obscured by the crowd. “Ladies, that’s quite enough for one day.”

  No one said a word, not even contentious Pamela, who stared daggers at Valentina.

  When Charlotte reached the anteroom, Teresa looked up over Charlotte’s head before she could open her mouth. Hard on Charlotte’s well-shod heels tumbled Al, Knute, Christopher, and Amy.

  Turning, Charlotte said in a sweet voice, “Come in. Let’s sit down and have a cup of coffee.”

  “Coffee, hell, I want a drink,” Knute good-naturedly said.

  “I second the motion.” Christopher wiped his brow with a Brooks Brothers linen handkerchief.

  Knute, at forty-eight, maintained a boyish look and a trim body, his hair blond, lightly salted with gray.

  Christopher, a few years older, carted around a potbelly that even his expensive suits couldn’t totally conceal. His complexion was florid, his manner brusque, which suited him as a prosecuting attorney aiming to run for governor. He bagged the high-profile cases and he won more often than not, even against the highly paid attorneys defendants hired. Christopher was a man to be reckoned with, to watch.

  His sister evidenced the same incisive mind, although her field was the natural sciences. But like her brother, she had a combative nature. Being female, she tried to hide it, with mixed results.

  Charlotte pointed the men to the bar, and Amy joined them. She stuck her head out of her office. “Teresa, call down to Dorothy and ask her to bring some sandwiches, more hot coffee, and hot tea; you know the drill.”

  Dorothy directed food services.

  “Will do.” Teresa, observant, keenly intelligent, and a touch shy, picked up the phone to buzz Dorothy.

  Knute filled in Charlotte about the protest, for she’d missed only the first ten minutes. He said it appeared to be well organized.

  “I’m open to all suggestions.” Charlotte sat in a wing chair as the others, drinks in hand, settled themselves in leather chairs or the comfortable leather sofa.

  Al waited for tea. He wasn’t much of a drinker.

  “Charlotte, the girls do have a point. We never gave much thought to what’s in those cases except to dust the stuff.”

  “He’s right.” Amy gulped a gin and tonic, a bit of lime pulp catching in her teeth. She flicked it down with her tongue and bit into it—the tang of lime tasted wonderful. “Always looked like junk to me.”

  “Amy, if it isn’t a mastodon’s tooth, you aren’t interested,” her brother teased her.

  Knute ignored them. He addressed Charlotte. “I’ll help you call the board of directors if you like. We should schedule an emergency meeting.”

  “Good thinking, but I don’t see how we can do that until Tuesday. It’s hard to get people together quickly at the end of the month, and there are only four more days left in October, two of those being Saturday and Sunday. Also, I want to meet with some of these girls before I meet with the board.”

  “Good idea,” Al agreed. “Want me to call our largest contributors?”

  “No,” Charlotte quickly said. “Not yet, Al. This may all blow over.”

  “M-m-m, let sleeping dogs lie.” Knute held his shot of Johnnie Walker Blue under his nose for a moment.

  Charlotte kept a well-stocked bar that she paid for herself. Knute would never open his wallet to buy such an expensive blended Scotch, but he was quite prepared to drink hers. Teresa locked the bar when she left each night if Charlotte didn’t do it first.

  “You’ve got to hand it to the kids who planned this. They didn’t get destructive and had the forethought to call the media.” Christopher wanted another drink but waited for the coffee and tea. It really was too early.

  “How could all those kids keep their mouths shut?” Knute wondered out loud.

  It crossed Charlotte’s mind that Tootie may have known but refused to participate. Still, she, too, remained silent. Charlotte wanted to talk to Tootie, Valentina, and Felicity. Better to catch up with them after a hunt. As for the other girls, it was going to be a true sit-down.

  “It’s a strange time in life.” Amy had now fished out the wedge of lime to suck on it. “They have good powers of thought, most of them, but they are emotionally retarded.”

  “I take issue with that,” Al bristled. “Not every young person lacks experience. Nor is every girl blinded by her hormones.”

  “Al, you make excuses for them,” Amy said, but not in an accusatory manner.

  “I’m glad you care about them as you do.” Charlotte hoped to defuse the ever-present tension between Al and Amy, oil and water.

  “What do you think?” Christopher asked Charlotte.

  “We can handle it. And we do need research. We need a new light on everything in those cases. That’s an excellent task for all our history classes. The English classes can rewrite the descriptions. History classes can present the background of the time. Of course, this senior class will be out of here by the time all the evidence, if you will, is in. Still, it’s a start and it ought to smooth things over.”

  “As in pacify them?” Al raised an eyebrow.

  “Well, not exactly. Smooth things over is the wrong expression. Having the English and history departments involved means the girls really will be participating. Try to remember, Al, as headmistress I’d like this to be a harmonious place. As director of alumnae affairs I expect you’d like that as well.”

  “I do, I do, but I don’t think we should trivialize their concerns.”

  “Oh, bull, Al, Pamela Rene has been a pain in the ass since her sophomore year. I’m surprised she hasn’t thought of this before. She’s furious because she wasn’t elected class president. You will recall she accused Valentina of voter fraud. A bad apple,” Knute said.

  “She has a mother who was once the highest-paid model in New York and still wants the limelight, and a father who has built one of the largest trucking companies in America. There’s not much time for Pamela.” Amy knew the Rene family well. “As for those treasures in the cases, do we really want the kids handling them?”

  “I hadn’t thought of that.” Al glanced quickly at Amy.

  Dorothy and two assistants rolled in a table of sandwiches, cakes, freshly cut vegetables, dipping sauces, a large pot of coffee, and a large pot of tea.

  “I didn’t know how hungry I was,” Knute said, waiting for Charlotte to stand.

  “Please”—she indicated they should fill their plates.

  The two assistants poured coffee, helped with plates. Dorothy returned to her office over the dining hall, a room right out of Oxford, stained-glass windows shining bits of color on mahogany panels.

  “Amy, Knute, Al, if there are any students you feel close to, talk to them. I’ll ask our other faculty to also be on the alert for anyone who might need extra attention or guidance. Sometimes the girls need to vent.” Charlotte couched her orders as thoughts while the others ate. “Christopher, I know you’re overburdened, but perhaps you could put an assistant on researching any suits that have been pressed over similar issues.”

  “You know, that would be interesting,” and he meant that, too.

  “Knute, one more time,” she smiled, “go over our budget and see if there’s any fat that can be squeezed to send some of the girls on research trips, say to Poplar Forest or Mount Vernon.”

  “They can use the I
nternet,” Amy replied before Knute could.

  “They’ll do that anyway,” Charlotte answered. “If they go to places Miss Custis knew as a child, as a young woman their age, it will make it much more vivid.” She turned to Knute. “Take a peek.”

  “All right.” He settled in to a club sandwich.

  They batted around more ideas. Charlotte discreetly kept her eye on the time.

  “You know, we were lucky no one smashed a case,” Al said. “How could we ever replace Washington’s epaulettes? We were really lucky.”

  Knute replied, “That’s exactly why I think the cases should stay locked, and I agree with Amy, the kids don’t need their hands on those things.”

  “Do we have a value on that stuff?” Amy was curious.

  “Well, we really don’t.” Charlotte wrinkled her brow for a second. “I guess we could hire an appraiser, but how would you value a page from George Washington’s diary or his wife’s hunting crop?”

  “That’s just it, Charlotte, someone has to, because those things are irreplaceable. National treasures.” Christopher’s pleasant voice filled the room. “Course, if the girls smash the cabinets, I’ll have to get them on breaking and entering.” He smiled.

  “Would you like me to find an appraiser?” Al asked. “I’m sure many of our alumnae have valuable items and would be a source for recommendations.”

  “Al, with all due respect, I don’t think we should go that route until the waters are becalmed.” Knute sailed in his spare time and dotted his conversations with sailing terms.

  “That’s a thought.” Charlotte leaned toward Knute. “If we discuss what we have in our care in terms of cold cash, at this moment, we may invite more reprisals. But I definitely think this is necessary for the near future and we must find someone whose credentials are impeccable.”

  “You know, if I’d known it was going to be this much trouble, I’d have picked the cotton myself,” Amy commented and languidly sipped her coffee.

  “That is so insensitive! Amy, you astonish me.” Al’s face reddened.

  “For Christ’s sake, get a sense of humor.” She stared at him.

  “But that’s always it, isn’t it?” He bore down on Amy. “The oppressed are supposed to laugh when the oppressor makes fun of them. How can you laugh at your own suffering? I mean, do you think it’s funny if someone white wears blackface? Used to be a scream. Do you think it’s funny if a man gets up in drag?”

  “Watch it, Al, you’ll kick off the transgender discussion.” Christopher, unlike Amy, chose his words with some care.

  “Oh, balls!” Al put down his coffee cup with force.

  An assistant quickly took it away, replacing it with a filled one that hadn’t spilled.

  “Al, Amy is direct. Perhaps she is insensitive sometimes, but give her credit for being honest.” Knute wearied of these two sparring.

  “You can be honest and dead wrong,” Al replied.

  “I suppose you’d like to emphasize the dead.” Amy did have a sense of humor.

  “With all due respect, this has been a trying morning. I value each of you for your contributions, but I’m not up to being a referee for my faculty and staff at this exact moment.” Charlotte’s voice was firm. “Everyone here has appointments. If you haven’t had enough to eat, take a sandwich, we can put a drink in a carry mug for you. But let’s get back on course.”

  Charlotte cleared her office in ten minutes. She thanked the assistants, then she walked out to Teresa. “Can you believe those two?”

  “I tune them out.” Teresa glanced over a list of calls she’d taken while Charlotte met with the group. “Your husband called. He’ll be home by six. He said he has a surprise.” Teresa looked up and smiled. “Bunny called. Said call her back when you have a minute. Nothing urgent. Um, Sonny Shaeffer called, you’ll receive an invitation for the bank’s Christmas party but he wants you and Carter to put it on your calendar now, um-m, December sixteenth, Friday.”

  “Teresa, what do you think of all this?”

  “I don’t know.”

  “Are you saying that because I’m white?” Charlotte didn’t hold back.

  “After all we’ve been through? Now you’re getting as sensitive as Al Perez.” She waited a beat. “If I’d had reporters in my face and Pamela Rene, you know, I’d be a little touchy myself. I don’t know what I think except—”

  “Except what?”

  “I have a strange feeling. I can’t pin it on anything. I know you hate clichés but, Charlotte, I think this is the tip of the iceberg.”

  C H A P T E R 5

  “Lights, camera, action!” Marty Howard threw up her manicured hands, one magnificent marquise diamond catching the light. “Every year every hunt club puts on the standard, three-speed hunt ball. We’re breaking out.”

  “As long as break out doesn’t mean break bad,” Sister slyly inserted into Marty’s eruption of ideas.

  “Oh, Sister, how bad can it be?”

  At that, Betty roared, “You have no idea. Get a mess of foxhunters in their best duds liquored up, all that cleavage suddenly in view, and fistfights and running off with other people’s spouses seems normal.”

  Marty exclaimed, “Nothing like that ever happened in Indiana.”

  “That’s why you moved here, dear,” Sister said in a silken voice.

  Marty, while bright, missed the gradations of Virginia humor. She blinked. “Well, we came because Crawford wanted to retire at forty and get into the horse business, but I guess we got more than we bargained for. He’s built the hunter barn, the steeplechase barn, and now he wants to breed Herefords, the kind with horns. He’s either researching bloodlines on that computer he had built—to the tune of fifteen thousand dollars—or he’s reading stock market quotes on it.”

  “Back to this hunt ball. Marty, I so appreciate you taking on this task. Getting Bill Wheatley and the theater students to help with decorating was a master stroke,” Sister praised Marty. “And I know even if you don’t make it public that you and Crawford have given a generous donation to Custis Hall for the theater department’s services.”

  “We were happy to do it.” Marty glowed, for she did like being useful, and after eleven years she was finally feeling like part of the group.

  “Betty as vice chair—and I accentuate the vice—really does know where all the bodies are buried and she can take care of the table sittings.” Sister smiled at Betty. “What else? Forgive me, by the way, for not being better organized. Over the years our social chairs have kept the Jefferson Hunt hopping and popping. I didn’t have to do but so much. Also, I’m not too good at this kind of thing.”

  Betty was scribbling on a notebook Sister had given her. “Your job is to show sport. Our job is to show we’re sports.”

  “What a good way to put it,” Marty agreed. “Well, this will be the hunt ball to end all hunt balls.”

  “Key position: head of the silent auction. Hunt balls can’t pay for themselves. The silent auction is your one hope to get in the black.” Betty reminded them of the ever-present need for money. “How’s Sorrel Buruss doing on getting items?”

  “So far so good. She’s gotten the usual stuff—framed prints, weekend getaway spots, and dinners. What we’re lacking are the big, flashy items,” Marty answered.

  They chatted awhile longer, drew up lists, again picked through the budget.

  They experimented with different days over the years, throwing the ball the evening of Opening Hunt, or the evening of Closing Hunt. They found December to work the best. Everyone was in a holiday mood, people could get off work, and the bills had not rolled in to spoil everything. This year’s ball was set for Saturday, December 17.

  The venue, the Great Hall at Custis Hall, had been used by Jefferson Hunt for over one hundred years. The vaulted ceilings added a medieval air to the many celebrations, concerts, convocations that took place there.

  Ten years ago the whole facility had been rewired, refurbished. A rock band could play without
frying the electrical system.

  The serving kitchen had also been updated.

  The Great Hall supplied Custis Hall with bonus money, as groups would rent it to the tune of thirty-five hundred dollars before food, service, linens, tables.

  Given the long relationship with Jefferson Hunt, the club need only pay for the food, service, and tableware.

  Their century-plus relationship was the reason Jane Arnold sat on the board of directors. The senior master of the hunt club had served in this capacity since 1887.

  As the ladies finished their coffee and biscuits, wrapping up details, Marty’s cell rang.

  “Hi, honey,” she answered. “You’re exactly right.” She listened some more. “I’ll be home shortly. At least you and Sam could hunt this morning before all this happened.” More listening. “You know best.” She made a big smooching sound. “Bye bye.” She pressed the off button. “His computer blew up again. I use my Dell, got a good deal, and I have a real nice printer. Whole thing about nine-fifty.” She laughed. “But Crawford hires some geek from New York, builds the whole deal, has to have an ASUS motherboard, this bell and that whistle. And now my dear, darling husband is on the phone once a day to this computer whiz because he can’t figure out how to work the expensive piece of junk.” She sighed dramatically. “Men.”

  “Boys and their toys,” Betty laughed.

  “I can’t pick on them. I’m just as bad. If there’s a gadget in the hardware store that promises bliss, I buy it.” Sister’s workshop bore testimony to this small passion.

  “Before I forget. Are you going to make an appearance at Custis Hall’s Halloween party?” Betty asked the master.

  “No, are you?”

  “We’ll be there,” Betty replied.

  “Crawford and I will be going, too. That’s our second stop that Saturday. Halloween is a major party night.” Marty smiled. “Full moon on the seventeenth. There won’t be enough light to cast an eerie glow.”

  Halloween fell on Monday this year, but all the parties would be on Saturday, naturally.