Collection of Stories for Demented Children

by Carroll, John H.

  As a teenager, John spent most of his time driving wherever he could in an attempt to avoid people. He would stare at the road, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. He was the captain of the chess team, lettered in golf and band while in high school, and wasn’t beaten up anywhere near as much as one might imagine.

  As an adult, John spends most of his time staring at a computer screen in an attempt to avoid people. He stares at the monitor for hours, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. He has been married to his wonderful wife for sixteen years and they have three obnoxio . . . wonderful children who always behave . . . when they’re asleep.

  Emo bunny minions surround John at most times. He is their imaginary friend and they look to him for guidance. At one point, they took over the world. No one noticed because they left everything exactly as it was. They gave the world back after a week because it was depressing.

  The Willden Trilogy is his first endeavor into the field of writing. Other series and standalone works will be forthcoming. In addition, John has written a number of short stories that can be found at most eBook sites. He writes in the evenings and weekends whenever possible. Regrettably, the family mentioned in a previous paragraph desires food and shelter, requiring the author to possess a full time job until his writing makes him rich.

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  Odd Stories for Children:

  Odd tales of anti-heroes doing their best to survive odd circumstances.

  The Emo Bunny that Should (Illustrated)

  Zachary Zombie and the Lost Boy

  Drippy the Peg Legged Rainbow

  Unholy Cow

  Attack of the Sugar Plum Fairies

  Naughty Nanoworms

  Zachary Zombie and the Wicked Worm

  Novels of Ryallon:

  My full-length novels are set in the world of Ryallon. They are high fantasy with rogues, knights, dragons and flower children. You can get them at the store where you found this one.

  Willden Trilogy (Written first)

  Rojuun

  Anilyia

  Kethril

  Dralin Trilogy (Set in time before the Willden trilogy)

  Dralin

  Ebudae

  Pelya

  The Wyvern Trilogy (Parallel to the Willden Trilogy, set in time after the Dralin Trilogy)

  Wyvern

  To Be Announced (Coming 2014)

  Cloudswept (Coming 2014)

  Stand-alone Novella

  Rain Glade

  Coming soon:

  The Crazed Trilogy (Set in time after the Willden Trilogy)

  The Morhain Trilogy (Set in time after the Willden Trilogy)