Magic and Other Misdemeanors (The Sisters Grimm, Book 5)

by Michael Buckley

  "Quit? You can't quit," Puck said. "Who will I get to replace you?"

  "Go find a toilet elf. What do I care?" the leprechaun shouted as he stomped down the hall and between the legs of Uncle Jake, leaving a trail of little wet footprints behind him.

  Puck frowned and turned back to Sabrina. "Now look what you've done--you've made Seamus quit! Do you know how hard it is to find someone to sit in a toilet all night?"

  "How many more leprechauns are in the house?" Daphne asked, peering behind the shower curtain.

  "That was the only one," Puck said.

  "Good!" Sabrina said, relieved.

  "But there's about a dozen trolls, some goblins, a few elves and brownies, and a chupacabra staking out the other vulnerable areas of the house."

  Sabrina gasped. "There are freaks all over the house?"

  "Again, freak is a really ugly term. It highlights how ignorant you are. This is the twenty-first century, you know," Puck replied.

  Sabrina clenched her fist. "I'm going to highlight your mouth, pal."

  To be continued......