Ange Pitou

by Alexandre Dumas

"No."

  "But just now you could manage to turn round."

  "Oh, just now! that was by no means astonishing. I heard your voice, and at the same moment I received a swingeing cut across the back. But such things can only succeed once. At present, I am accustomed to your voice; and as to your whip, I feel well assured that you can only apply it to managing our poor Cadet, who is almost as heated as I am."

  Pitou's logic, which, after all, was nothing more than the Abbé Fortier's, persuaded, and even affected, the farmer.

  "I have not time to sympathize in your fate," said he to Pitou; "but, come now, make an effort and get up behind me."

  "Why," said Pitou, "that would be, indeed, the way to founder Cadet at once, poor beast!"

  "Pooh! in half an hour we shall be at old Lefranc's."

  "But it appears to me, dear Monsieur Billot," said Pitou, "that it would be altogether useless for me to go with you to old Lefranc's."

  "And why so?"

  "Because, although you have business at Dammartin, I have no business there,—not I."

  "Yes; but I want you to come to Paris with me. In Paris you will be of use to me. You have good stout fists; and I am certain it will not be long before hard knocks will be given there."

  "Ah! ah!" cried Pitou, not much delighted with this prospect; "do you believe that?"

  And he managed to get on Cadet's back, Billot dragging him up as he would a sack of flour.

  The good farmer soon got on the high-road again, and so well managed his bridle, whip, and spurs, that in less than half an hour, as he had said, they reached Dammartin.

  Billot had entered the town by a narrow lane, which was well known to him. He soon arrived at Father Lefranc's farm-house; and leaving Pitou and Cadet in the middle of the farm-yard, he ran straight to the kitchen, where Father Lefranc, who was setting out to take a turn round his fields, was buttoning on his gaiters.

  "Quick!—quick! my friend," cried Billot, before Lefranc had recovered from the astonishment which his arrival had produced; "the strongest horse you have!"

  "That is Margot," replied Lefranc; "and fortunately she is already saddled; I was going out."

  "Well, Margot be it, then; only it is possible I may founder her, and of that I forewarn you."

  "What, founder Margot! and why so, I ask?"

  "Because it is necessary that I should be in Paris this very night."

  And he made a masonic sign to Lefranc, which was most significant.

  "Well, founder Margot if you will," said old Lefranc; "you shall give me Cadet, if you do."

  "Agreed."

  "A glass of wine?"

  "Two."

  "But it seemed to me that you were not alone?"

  "No; I have a worthy lad there whom I am taking with me, and who is so fatigued that he had not the strength to come in here. Send out something to him."

  "Immediately, immediately," said the farmer.

  In ten minutes the two old comrades had each managed to soak in a bottle of good wine, and Pitou had bolted a two-pound loaf, with half a pound of bacon. While he was eating, one of the farm-servants, a good fellow, rubbed him down with a handful of clean straw, to take the mud from his clothes, and with as much care as if he had been cleaning a favorite horse.

  Thus freshened up and invigorated, Pitou had also some wine given to him, taken from a third bottle, which was the sooner emptied from Pitou's having his share of it; after which Billot mounted Margot, and Pitou, stiff as a pair of compasses, was lifted on behind him.

  The poor beast, being thereunto urged by whip and spur, trotted off bravely, under this double load, on the road to Paris, and without ceasing whisked away the flies with its formidable tail, the thick hair of which threw the dust of the road on Pitou's back, and every now and then lashed his calfless legs, which were exposed to view, his stockings having fallen down to his ankles.

  1 A sort of dry cake made of flour, eggs, and saffron, which the Parisians eat with their coffee and milk.—TRANSLATOR.

  2 Spies,—common informers,—men who live by betraying others. —TRANSLATOR.

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  Chapter X

  What was happening at the End of the Road which Pitou was travelling upon,—that is to say, at Paris

  IT is eight leagues from Dammartin to Paris. The four first leagues were tolerably well got over; but after they reached Bourget, poor Margot's legs at length began to grow somewhat stiff. Night was closing in.

  On arriving at La Villette, Billot thought he perceived a great light extending over Paris.

  He made Pitou observe the red light, which rose above the horizon.

  "You do not see, then," said Pitou to him, "that there are troops bivouacking, and that they have lighted their fires."

  "What mean you by troops?" cried Billot.

  "There are troops here," said Pitou; "why should there not be some farther on?"

  And, in fact, on examining attentively, Father Billot saw, on looking to the right, that the plain of St. Denis was dotted over with black-looking detachments of infantry and cavalry, which were marching silently in the darkness.

  Their arms glistened occasionally with the pale reflection of the stars.

  Pitou, whose nocturnal excursions in the woods had accustomed him to see clearly in the dark,—Pitou pointed out to his master pieces of artillery, which had sunk up to the axles in the middle of the muddy plain. "Oh! oh!" cried Billot, "there is something new up yonder, then! Let make haste! Let us make haste! Let us make haste!"

  "Yes, yes; there is a fire out yonder," said Pitou, who had raised himself on Margot's back. "Look!—look! Do you not see the sparks?"

  Margot stopped. Billot jumped off her back, and approaching a group of soldiers in blue and yellow uniform, who were bivouacking under the trees by the road-side, "Comrades," said he to them, "can you tell me what there is going on at Paris?"

  But the soldiers merely replied to him by oaths, which they uttered in the German language.

  "What the devil is it they say? " inquired Billot, addressing Pitou.

  "It is not Latin, dear Monsieur Billot," replied Pitou, trembling; "and that is all I can tell you."

  Billot reflected, and looked again.

  "Simpleton that I was," said he, "to attempt to question these Kaiserliks."

  And in his curiosity he remained motionless in the middle of the road.

  An officer went up to him.

  "Bass on your roat," said he; "bass on quickly."

  "Your pardon, Captain," replied Billot; "but I am going to Paris."

  "Vell, mein Gott; vot den?"

  "And as I see that you are drawn up across the road,

  I fear that we cannot get through the barriers."

  "You can get drough."

  And Billot remounted his mare and went on. But it was only to fall in the midst of the Bercheur

  Hussars, who encumbered the street of La Villette.

  This time he had to deal with his own countrymen.

  He questioned them with more success. "Sir," said he, "what has there happened at Paris, if you please?"

  "That your headstrong Parisians," replied the hussar, "will have their Necker; and they are firing musket-shots at us, as if we had anything to do with the matter!"

  "Have Necker!" exclaimed Billot. "They have lost him, then?"

  "Assuredly, since the king has dismissed him."

  "The king has dismissed Monsieur Necker!" exclaimed Billot, with the stupefaction of a devotee calling out against a sacrilege: "the king has dismissed that great man?"

  "Oh, in faith he has, my worthy sir; and more than that, this great man is now on his road to Brussels."

  "Well, then, in that case we shall see some fun," cried Billot, in a tremendous voice, without caring for the danger he was incurring by thus preaching insurrection in the midst of twelve or fifteen hundred royalist sabres.

  And he again mounted Margot, spurring her on with cruel violence, until he reached the barrier.

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nbsp; As he advanced, he perceived that the fire was increasing and becoming redder. A long column of flame ascended from the barrier towards the sky.

  It was the barrier itself that was burning.

  A howling, furious mob, in which there were many women, who, as usual, threatened and vociferated more loudly than the men, were feeding the fire with pieces of wainscoting, and chairs and tables, and other articles of furniture belonging to the clerks employed to collect the city dues.1

  Upon the road were Hungarian and German regiments, who, leaning upon their grounded arms, were looking on with vacant eyes at this scene of devastation.

  Billot did not allow this rampart of flames to arrest his progress. He spurred on Margot through the fire. Margot rushed through the flaming ruins; but when she had reached the inner side of the barrier she was obliged to stop, being met by a crowd of people coming from the centre of the city, towards the suburbs. Some of them were singing, others shouting, "To arms!"

  Billot had the appearance of being what he really was, a good farmer coming to Paris on his own affairs. Perhaps he cried out rather too loudly, "Make room! make room!" but Pitou repeated the words so politely, "Room if you please; let us pass!" that the one was a corrective of the other. No one had any interest in preventing Billot from going to his affairs, and he was allowed to pass.

  Margot, during all this, had recovered her wind and strength; the fire had singed her coat. All these unaccustomed shouts appeared greatly to amaze her, and Billot was obliged to restrain the efforts she now made to advance, for fear of trampling under foot some of the numerous spectators whom curiosity had drawn together before their doors to see the gate on fire, and as many curious people who were running from their doors towards the burning toll-house.

  Billot went on pushing through the crowd, pulling Margot first to the right and then to the left, twisting and turning in every direction, until they reached the Boulevard; but having got thus far he was obliged to stop.

  A procession was then passing, coming from the Bastille, and going towards the place called the Garde

  Meuble, those two masses of stone which in those days formed a girdle which attached the centre of the city to its outworks.

  This procession, which obstructed the whole of the Boulevard, was following a bier; on this bier were borne two busts,—the one veiled with black crape, the other crowned with flowers.

  The bust covered with black crape was that of Necker, a minister who had not been disgraced, but dismissed. The one crowned with flowers was that of the Duke of Orleans, who had openly espoused at court the party of the Genevese economist.

  Billot immediately inquired what was the meaning of this procession. He was informed that it was a popular homage paid to M. Necker and to his defender, the Duke of Orleans.

  Billot had been born in a part of the country where the name of the Duke of Orleans had been venerated for a century and a half. Billot belonged to the new sect of philosophers, and consequently considered Monsieur Necker not only as a great minister, but as an apostle of humanity.

  This was more than sufficient to excite Billot. He jumped off his horse, without being exactly aware of what he was about to do, shouting, "Long live the Duke of Orleans! long live Necker!" and then mingled with the crowd. Having once got into the thick of the throng, all personal liberty was at an end at once; as every one knows, the use of our free will at once ceases. We wish what the crowd wishes, we do what it does. Billot, moreover, allowed himself the more easily to be drawn into this movement, from being near the head of the procession.

  The mob kept on vociferating most strenuously, "Long live Necker! no more foreign troops! Down with the foreign troops!"

  Billot mingled his stentorian voice with all these voices. A superiority, be it of whatsoever nature it may, is always appreciated by the people. The Parisian of the suburbs, with his faint hoarse voice, enfeebled by inanition or worn out by drinking, duly appreciated the full, rich, and sonorous voice of Billot, and readily made way for him, so that without being too much elbowed, too much pushed about, too much pressed by the crowd, Billot at length managed to get close up to the bier.

  About ten minutes after this, one of the bearers, whose enthusiasm had been greater than his strength, yielded his place to Billot.

  As has been seen, the honest farmer had rapidly obtained promotion.

  The day before he had been merely the propagator of the principles contained in Doctor Gilbert's pamphlet, and now he had become one of the instruments of the great triumph of Necker and the Duke of Orleans.

  But he had scarcely attained this post when an idea crossed his mind.

  "What had become of Pitou,—what had become of

  Margot?"

  Though carefully bearing his portion of the bier, he gave a glance behind him, and by the light of the torches which accompanied the procession, by the light of the lamps which illuminated every window, he perceived in the midst of the procession a sort of ambulating eminence, formed of five or six men, who were gesticulating and shouting.

  Amidst these gesticulations and shouts it was easy to distinguish the voice and recognize the long arms of his follower, Pitou. Pitou was doing all he could to protect Margot; but despite all his efforts Margot had been invaded. Margot no longer bore Billot and Pitou, a very honorable and sufficient burden for the poor animal.

  Margot was bearing as many people as could manage to get upon her back, her croup, her neck; Margot looked in the obscurity of the night, which always magnifies the appearance of objects, like an elephant loaded with hunters going to attack a tiger.

  Five or six furious fellows had taken possession of Margot's broad back, vociferating, "Long live Necker!"

  "Long live the Duke of Orleans!"

  "Down with the foreigners!" to which Pitou replied,-"You will break Margot's back!" The enthusiasm was general.

  Billot for a moment entertained the idea of rushing to the aid of Pitou and poor Margot; but he reflected that if he should only for a moment resign the honor of carrying one of the corners of the bier, he would not be able to regain his triumphal post. Then he reflected that by the barter he had agreed to with old Lefranc, that of giving him Cadet for Margot, Margot belonged to him, and that, should any accident happen to Margot, it was, after all, but an affair of some three or four hundred livres, and that he, Billot, was undoubtedly rich enough to make the sacrifice of three or four hundred livres to his country.

  During this time the procession kept on advancing; it had moved obliquely to the left, and had gone down the Rue Montmartre to the Place des Victoires. When it reached the Palais Royal some great impediment prevented its passing on. A troop of men with green leaves in their hats were shouting "To arms!"

  It was necessary to reconnoitre. Were these men who blocked up the Rue Vivienne friends, or enemies? Green was the color of the Count d'Artois. Why, then, these green cockades?

  After a minute's conference all was explained. On learning the dismissal of Necker, a young man had issued from the Café Foy, had jumped upon a table in the garden of the Palais Royal, and taking a pistol from his breast, had cried, "To arms!"

  On hearing this cry, all the persons who were walking there had assembled round him, and had shouted, "To arms!"

  We have already said that all the foreign regiments had been collected around Paris. One might have imagined that it was an invasion by the Austrians. The names of these regiments alarmed the ears of all Frenchmen; they were Reynac, Salis Samade, Diesbach, Esterhazy, Rœmer; the very naming of them was sufficient to make the crowd understand that they were the names of enemies. The young man named them; he announced that the Swiss were encamped in the Champs Élysées, with four pieces of artillery, and that they were to enter Paris the same night, preceded by the dragoons commanded by Prince Lambesq. He proposed a new cockade which was not theirs, snatched a leaf from a chestnuttree and placed it in the band of his hat. Upon the instant every one present followed his example. Three thousand persons had in ten minu
tes unleaved the trees of the Palais Royal.

  That morning no one knew the name of that young man; in the evening it was in every mouth.

  That young man's name was Camille Desmoulins. The two crowds recognized each other as friends; they fraternized, they embraced each other, and then the procession continued on its way. During the momentary halt we have just described, the curiosity of those who had not been able to discover, even by standing on tiptoe, what was going on, had overloaded Margot with an increasing burden. Every inch on which a foot could be placed had been invaded, so that when the crowd again moved on, the poor beast was literally crushed by the enormous weight which overwhelmed her.

  At the corner of the Rue Richelieu Billot cast a look behind him; Margot had disappeared.

  He heaved a deep sigh, addressed to the memory of the unfortunate animal; then, soon recovering from his grief, and calling up the whole power of his voice, he three times called Pitou, as did the Romans of ancient times when attending the funeral of a relative. He imagined that he heard, issuing from the centre of the crowd, a voice which replied to his own, but that voice was lost among the confused clamors which ascended towards the heavens, half threatening, half with applauding acclamations.

  The procession still moved on. All the shops were closed; but all the windows were open, and from every window issued cries of encouragement which fell like blessings on the heads of those who formed this great ovation.

  In this way they reached the Place Vendôme. But on arriving there the procession was obstructed by an unforeseen obstacle.

  Like to those trunks of trees rooted up by a river that has overflown its banks, and which, on encountering the piers of a bridge, recoil upon the wreck of matter which is following them, the popular army found a detachment of the Royal Germans on the Place Vendôme.

  These foreign soldiers were dragoons, who, seeing an inundation streaming from the Rue St. Honoré, and which began to overflow the Place Vendôme, loosened their horses' reins, who, impatient at having been stationed there during five hours, at once galloped furiously forward, charging upon the people.

  The bearers of the bier received the first shock, and were thrown down beneath their burden. A Savoyard, who was walking before Billot, was the first to spring to his feet again; he raised the effigy of the Duke of Orleans, and placing it on the top of a stick, held it above his head, crying,- "Long live the Duke of Orleans!" whom he had never seen; and "Long live Necker!" whom he did not know.