01 The Pothunters

by Unknown

  ‘Not very, thank goodness. Still, if he fell down he might not be able to get up again, especially if he’d hurt himself at all. Half a second. Let me get on some boots, and I’ll come out and look. Shan’t be long.

  When he came back, the three of them set out for the quarry.

  ‘There you are,’ cried the Babe, with an entirely improper pride in his voice, considering the circumstances. ‘What did I tell you?’ Out of the darkness in front of them came a shout. They recognized the voice at once as Jim’s.

  Tony uttered a yell of encouragement, and was darting forward to the spot from which the cry had come, when the Babe stopped him. ‘Don’t do that, man,’ he said. ‘You’ll be over yourself, if you don’t look out. It’s quite close here.’

  He flashed one of the lamps in front of him. The light fell on a black opening in the ground, and Jim’s voice sounded once more from the bowels of the earth, this time quite close to where they stood.

  ‘Jim,’ shouted Charteris, ‘where are you?’

  ‘Hullo,’ said the voice, ‘who’s that? You might lug me out of here.’

  ‘Are you hurt?’

  ‘Twisted my ankle.’

  ‘How far down are you?’

  ‘Not far. Ten feet, about. Can’t you get me out?’

  ‘Half a second,’ said the Babe, ‘I’ll go and get help. You chaps had better stay here and talk to him.’ He ran off.

  ‘How many of you are there up there?’ asked Jim.

  ‘Only Tony and myself,’ said Charteris.

  ‘Thought I heard somebody else.’

  ‘Oh, that was the Babe. He’s gone off to get help.’

  ‘Oh. When he comes back, wring his neck, and heave him down here,’ said Jim. ‘I want a word with him on the subject of short cuts. I say, is there much excitement about this?’

  ‘Rather. All the House-prefects are out after you. We’ve been looking in Parker’s Spinney, and Tony was reluctantly compelled to knock out a keeper who tried to stop us. You should have been there. It was a rag.’

  ‘Wish I had been. Hullo, is that the Babe come back?’

  It was. The Babe, with his father and a party of friends arrayed in evening dress. They carried a ladder amongst them.

  The pungent remarks Jim had intended to address to the Babe had no opportunity of active service. It was not the Babe who carried him up the ladder, but two of the dinner-party. Nor did the Babe have a hand in the carrying of the stretcher. That was done by as many of the evening-dress brigade as could get near enough. They seemed to enjoy it. One of them remarked that it reminded him of South Africa. To which another replied that it was far more like a party of policemen gathering in an ‘early drunk’ in the Marylebone Road. The procession moved on its stately way to the Babe’s father’s house, and the last Tony and Charteris saw of Jim, he was the centre of attraction, and appeared to be enjoying himself very much.

  Charteris envied him, and did not mind saying so.

  ‘Why can’t I smash my ankle?’ he demanded indignantly of Tony.

  He was nearing section five, sub-section three, of his discourse, when they reached Merevale’s gates. It was after eleven, but they felt that the news they were bringing entitled them to be a little late. Charteris brought his arguments to a premature end, and Tony rang the bell. Merevale himself opened the door to them.

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  IN WHICH THE AFFAIRS OF VARIOUS PERSONS ARE WOUND UP

  ‘Well,’ he said, ‘you’re rather late. Any luck?’

  ‘We’ve found him, sir,’ said Tony.

  ‘Really? That’s a good thing. Where was he?’

  ‘He’d fallen down a sort of quarry place near where MacArthur lives. MacArthur took him home with him to tea, and sent him back by a short cut, forgetting all about the quarry, and Thomson fell in and couldn’t get out again.’

  ‘Is he hurt?’

  ‘Only twisted his ankle, sir.’

  ‘Then where is he now?’

  ‘They carried him back to the house.’

  ‘MacArthur’s house?’

  ‘Yes, sir.’

  ‘Oh, well, I suppose he will be all right then. Graham, just go across and report to the Headmaster, will you? You’ll find him in his study.’

  The Head was immensely relieved to hear Tony’s narrative. After much internal debate he had at last come to the conclusion that Jim must have run away, and he had been wondering how he should inform his father of the fact.

  ‘You are certain that he is not badly hurt, Graham?’ he said, when Tony had finished his story.

  ‘Yes, sir. It’s only his ankle.’

  ‘Very good. Good-night, Graham.’

  The Head retired to bed that night filled with a virtuous resolve to seek Jim out on the following day, and speak a word in season to him on the subject of crime in general and betting in particular. This plan he proceeded to carry out as soon as afternoon school was over. When, however, he had arrived at the Babe’s house, he found that there was one small thing which he had left out of his calculations. He had counted on seeing the invalid alone. On entering the sick-room he found there Mrs MacArthur, looking as if she intended to remain where she sat for several hours—which, indeed, actually was her intention—and Miss MacArthur, whose face and attitude expressed the same, only, if anything, more so. The fact was that the Babe, a very monument of resource on occasions, had, as he told Jim, ‘given them the tip not to let the Old Man get at him, unless he absolutely chucked them out, you know’. When he had seen the Headmaster approaching, he had gone hurriedly to Jim’s room to mention the fact, with excellent results.

  The Head took a seat by the bed, and asked, with a touch of nervousness, after the injured ankle. This induced Mrs MacArthur to embark on a disquisition concerning the ease with which ankles are twisted, from which she drifted easily into a discussion of Rugby football, its merits and demerits. The Head, after several vain attempts to jerk the conversation into other grooves, gave it up, and listened for some ten minutes to a series of anecdotes about various friends and acquaintances of Mrs MacArthur’s who had either twisted their own ankles or known people who had twisted theirs. The Head began to forget what exactly he had come to say that afternoon. Jim lay and grinned covertly through it all. When the Head did speak, his first words roused him effectually.

  ‘I suppose, Mrs MacArthur, your son has told you that we have had a burglary at the School?’

  ‘Hang it,’ thought Jim, ‘this isn’t playing the game at all. Why talk shop, especially that particular brand of shop, here?’ He wondered if the Head intended to describe the burglary, and then spring to his feet with a dramatic wave of the hand towards him, and say, ‘There, Mrs MacArthur, is the criminal! There lies the viper on whom you have lavished your hospitality, the snaky and systematic serpent you have been induced by underhand means to pity. Look upon him, and loathe him. He stole the cups!’

  ‘Yes, indeed,’ replied Mrs MacArthur, ‘I have heard a great deal about it. I suppose you have never found out who it was that did it?’

  Jim lay back resignedly. After all, he had not done it, and if the Head liked to say he had, well, let him. He didn’t care.

  ‘Yes, Mrs MacArthur, we have managed to discover him.’

  ‘And who was it?’ asked Mrs MacArthur, much interested.

  ‘Now for it,’ said Jim to himself.

  ‘We found that it was a man living in the village, who had been doing some work on the School grounds. He had evidently noticed the value of the cups, and determined to try his hand at appropriating them. He is well known as a poacher in the village, it seems. I think that for the future he will confine himself to that—ah—industry, for he is hardly likely ever to—ah—shine as a professional house-breaker. No.’

  ‘Oh, well, that must be a relief to you, I am sure, Mr Perceval. These poachers are a terrible nuisance. They do frighten the birds so.’

  She spoke as if it were an unamiable eccentricity on the part of the poachers, which they might b
e argued out of, if the matter were put before them in a reasonable manner. The Head agreed with her and rose to go. Jim watched him out of the room and then breathed a deep, satisfying breath of relief. His troubles were at an end.

  In the meantime Barrett, who, having no inkling as to the rate at which affairs had been progressing since his visit to the Dingle, still imagined that the secret of the hollow tree belonged exclusively to Reade, himself, and one other, was much exercised in his mind about it. Reade candidly confessed himself baffled by the problem. Give him something moderately straightforward, and he was all right. This secret society and dark lantern style of affair was, he acknowledged, beyond him. And so it came about that Barrett resolved to do the only thing he could think of, and go to the Head about it. But before he had come to this decision, the Head had received another visit from Mr Roberts, as a result of which the table where Sir Alfred Venner had placed Plunkett’s pipe and other accessories so dramatically during a previous interview, now bore another burden—the missing cups.

  Mr Roberts had gone to the Dingle in person, and, by adroit use of the divinity which hedges a detective, had persuaded a keeper to lead him to the tree where, as Mr Stokes had said, the cups had been deposited.

  The Head’s first act, on getting the cups, was to send for Welch, to whom by right of conquest they belonged. Welch arrived shortly before Barrett. The Head was just handing him his prizes when the latter came into the room. It speaks well for Barrett’s presence of mind that he had grasped the situation and decided on his line of action before Welch went, and the Head turned his attention to him.

  ‘Well, Barrett?’ said the Head.

  ‘If you please, sir,’ said Barrett, blandly, ‘may I have leave to go to Stapleton?’

  ‘Certainly, Barrett. Why do you wish to go?’

  This was something of a poser, but Barrett’s brain worked quickly.

  ‘I wanted to send a telegram, sir.’

  ‘Very well. But’—with suspicion—’why did you not ask Mr Philpott? Your House-master can give you leave to go to Stapleton.’

  ‘I couldn’t find him, sir.’ This was true, for he had not looked.

  ‘Ah. Very well.’

  ‘Thank you, sir.’

  And Barrett went off to tell Reade that in some mysterious manner the cups had come back on their own account.

  When Jim had congratulated himself that everything had ended happily, at any rate as far as he himself was concerned, he had forgotten for the moment that at present he had only one pound to his credit instead of the two which he needed. Charteris, however, had not. The special number of The Glow Worm was due on the following day, and Jim’s accident left a considerable amount of ‘copy’ to be accounted for. He questioned Tony on the subject.

  ‘Look here, Tony, have you time to do any more stuff for The Glow Worm?

  ‘My dear chap,’ said Tony, ‘I’ve not half done my own bits. Ask Welch.’

  ‘I asked him just now. He can’t. Besides, he only writes at about the rate of one word a minute, and we must get it all in by tonight at bed-time. I’m going to sit up as it is to jellygraph it. What’s up?’

  Tony’s face had assumed an expression of dismay.

  ‘Why,’ he said, ‘Great Scott, I never thought of it before. If we jellygraph it, our handwriting’ll be recognized, and that will give the whole show away.’

  Charteris took a seat, and faced this difficulty in all its aspects. The idea had never occurred to him before. And yet it should have been obvious.

  ‘I’ll have to copy the whole thing out in copper-plate,’ he said desperately at last. ‘My aunt, what a job.’

  ‘I’ll help,’ said Tony. ‘Welch will, too, I should think, if you ask him. How many jelly machine things can you raise?’

  ‘I’ve got three. One for each of us. Wait a bit, I’ll go and ask Welch.’

  Welch, having first ascertained that the matter really was a pressing one, agreed without hesitation. He had objections to spoiling his sleep without reason, but in moments of emergency he put comfort behind him.

  ‘Good,’ said Charteris, when this had been settled, ‘be here as soon as you can after eleven. I tell you what, we’ll do the thing in style, and brew. It oughtn’t to take more than an hour or so. It’ll be rather a rag than otherwise.’

  ‘And how about Jim’s stuff?’ asked Welch.

  ‘I shall have to do that, as you can’t. I’ve done my own bits. I think I’d better start now.’ He did, and with success. When he went to bed at half-past ten, The Glow Worm was ready in manuscript. Only the copying and printing remained to be done.

  Charteris was out of bed and in the study just as eleven struck. Tony and Welch, arriving half-an-hour later, found him hard at work copying out an article of topical interest in a fair, round hand, quite unrecognizable as his own.

  It was an impressive scene. The gas had been cut off, as it always was when the House went to bed, and they worked by the light of candles. Occasionally Welch, breathing heavily in his efforts to make his handwriting look like that of a member of a board-school (second standard), blew one or more of the candles out, and the others grunted fiercely. That was all they could do, for, for evident reasons, a vow of silence had been imposed. Charteris was the first to finish. He leant back in his chair, and the chair, which at a reasonable hour of the day would have endured any treatment, collapsed now with a noise like a pistol-shot.

  ‘Now you’ve done it,’ said Tony, breaking all rules by speaking considerably above a whisper.

  Welch went to the door, and listened. The House was still. They settled down once more to work. Charteris lit the spirit-lamp, and began to prepare the meal. The others toiled painfully on at their round-hand. They finished almost simultaneously.

  ‘Not another stroke do I do,’ said Tony, ‘till I’ve had something to drink. Is that water boiling yet?’

  It was at exactly a quarter past two that the work was finished.

  ‘Never again,’ said Charteris, looking with pride at the piles of Glow Worms stacked on the table; ‘this jelly business makes one beastly sticky. I think we’ll keep to print in future.’

  And they did. Out of the twenty or more numbers of The Glow Worm published during Charteris’ stay at School, that was the only one that did not come from the press. Readers who have themselves tried jellygraphing will sympathize. It is a curious operation, but most people will find one trial quite sufficient. That special number, however, reached a record circulation. The School had got its journey-money by the time it appeared, and wanted something to read in the train. Jim’s pound was raised with ease.

  Charteris took it round to him at the Babe’s house, together with a copy of the special number.

  ‘By Jove,’ said Jim. ‘Thanks awfully. Do you know, I’d absolutely forgotten all about The Glow Worm. I was to have written something for this number, wasn’t I?’

  And, considering the circumstances, that remark, as Charteris was at some pains to explain to him at the time, contained—when you came to analyse it—more cynical immorality to the cubic foot than any other half-dozen remarks he (Charteris) had ever heard in his life.

  ‘It passes out of the realm of the merely impudent,’ he said, with a happy recollection of a certain favourite author of his, ‘and soars into the boundless empyrean of pure cheek.’

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