School's Out Forever

by Scott K. Andrews

  Mac leaned forward. “Thing is, you’re right not to like me. I’m a cunt. A total and utter bastard and I don’t care who knows it. I’m a murderer and a rapist, and that’s just for starters. I shoot first and ask questions later. I’ll fucking slaughter anyone who gets between me and what I want, I don’t care who they are. And I enjoy being in control of things. I like bossing people around, giving orders, laying down the law, playing the big man.

  “But the thing is, Lee, it’s the only thing I’m good at. I have a talent for it, see. Ask me to do maths or English, paint a picture or play the piano and I’m a fucking retard. But give me a situation that needs some muscle, a bit of ruthlessness, and I’m your man.

  “And the one thing The Cull did, the one great, beautiful, brilliant thing that The Cull did, is it handed people like me the keys to the fucking world.

  “There’s no rozzer to haul me in for GBH, no magistrate to hand me an ASBO, no judge to send me to the Scrubs. There’s only one law now, and it’s not who’s got the biggest gun – it’s who’s bastard enough to use it first. And I am.

  “And so are you, I reckon.”

  All I could manage was “Eh?”

  “Oh, don’t embarrass yourself by playing innocent. You shot Batesy.”

  I tried to keep a stoney face, give nothing away. But there was no point.

  “Yeah,” he said, studying me, “I thought so.”

  This was not going well.

  “Now you might think I’d be angry at you for that. And I was for a bit. But then I got to thinking. You probably did it coz you wanted to put him out of his misery, right?”

  I didn’t make a sound.

  “Right?” There was that note of danger again.

  I nodded, never breaking eye contact.

  “Merciful. Heroic, even. But that doesn’t change the fact that you killed him. Shot him dead in cold blood. However you dress it up, you’re a killer now. Just like me. And I like me, so I like people like me, yeah?”

  Again, I nodded.

  “The others are just followers, thugs, pussies who feel hard when they’re around a big man like me. But I reckon you’ve got a bit more spine than that. I reckon you’ve got a bit of backbone. You went behind my back, deliberately did something that undermined what I was trying to do. That took guts, especially with that leg of yours. I like guts. But I do not like people who fuck with me.

  “So that leaves me with a choice to make.”

  We stared at each other.

  “Let me guess,” I said eventually. “Kill me or promote me.”

  He inclined his head in agreement, leaned back in his chair and took another sip of whisky. Then he reached out his right hand, placed the drink on the side table and lifted the Browning that had sat there throughout our conversation, a silent threat. He placed the gun in his lap but kept hold of it, his finger resting gently on the trigger.

  “What do you think I should do, Lee?”

  I said nothing.

  He lifted the gun, put it back on the table, and lifted his drink again.

  “See, you took a risk and made a difficult decision because you thought it was the right thing to do. If I can convince you that helping me is the right thing to do then I reckon you and I will be quite a team. But I have to convince you, not threaten you into it. If I threaten you then you’ll just say what I want to hear and I won’t know if I can really trust you.

  “So let me give you my sales pitch. After all, I was supposed to be going into advertising. If you don’t like it you can walk – sorry, limp – straight out the main gate. I won’t stop you.”

  He leaned back in his chair, took another sip of whisky and settled down to give me the hard sell.

  “When I first arrived back here Batesy took me into his office and he gave me a little lecture. All about history, it was, which was his thing. He said to me that if you look at the history of primitive civilisations, then the same patterns keep appearing again and again. Farms clump together into villages. Then these villages get to know other villages and gradually they clump together and you get tribes. But tribes ain’t democracies. No-one votes for the leader. The person who’s in charge is the hardest bastard around and that’s that.

  “Now, if you don’t like your tribal leader then you can challenge him, and there’ll be a fight, and the winner is leader. It’s a simple system. Everyone understands the rules. And it works. It works fucking beautifully. That’s why it was the same all over the world.

  “Democracy is a luxury. You can only manage it if your society is fucking loaded, well off, organised, stable, got a good infrastructure. But until your society has got that stuff, tribalism is the best way to run things coz it gives the most people the best chance of survival. And that is the only thing that matters – survival. The leader is chosen on merit, on strength. People like strength. They understand it.

  “Now Batesy reckoned, and I happen to agree with him, that The Cull has left us in situation where we have to go back to tribes. We haven’t got electricity, running water, gas. Fuck, we haven’t even got much agriculture to speak of. Small, strong groups is the only way for people to rebuild. And strong groups need strong leaders. And that’s me.

  “You see Batesy’s problem is that he convinced me he was right. And of course once he did that I realised I had to replace him. I knew he wasn’t hard enough to lead. A tribe led by him would never be strong enough to keep everyone alive.

  “So I replaced him. I crucified the poor sod coz it was the most dramatic thing I could think of. I sent a strong message by doing that:

  “I am the leader.

  “I am strong and ruthless.

  “Fuck with me and I’ll kill you.

  “And that, Batesy said, is how you establish yourself as the leader of a strong tribe. He knew that was the truth, he knew that kind of demonstration was necessary, but didn’t have the stomach for it.

  “I did, and I do.

  “But it’s because I do that I’m the right man to lead this tribe. A tribe led by me has a good chance of survival when it meets other tribes that might want to take us on. I’m these boys’ best chance of staying alive. I’m convinced of that.

  “Are you?”

  Maybe I was.

  Dear God, the mad bastard had a point.

  It hadn’t occurred to me for a second that he’d have anything so evolved as an ideology. I’d just assumed he was a power-mad psychopath. But here he was talking what sounded horribly like sense. Brutal, nasty and dangerous, but logical.

  “No,” I said. “Not entirely.”

  He leaned back and took another sip. He gestured with his head for me to continue. I took a deep breath and plunged in.

  “Bates may have been right about the tribe thing. I dunno, I was never really into history myself. But it sounds plausible. And if he was right then, yeah, strong leaders are probably a necessary evil, for a while anyway.

  “I didn’t think much of Bates as a leader. He was bloody useless, frankly. He froze whenever anything difficult happened, and that was dangerous for everyone. He was a liability.

  “I don’t think crucifying the poor bastard was the answer. But all right, that’s done now, and you’re leader. Let’s ignore what you did to get the job, the question is what are you going to do now you’ve got it?”

  I paused; I needed to phrase this right.

  “What I want to know is this,” I said. “Do you intend to use the same level of cruelty to hold onto your position as you did to get it?”

  “If I need to, yeah,” he admitted. “But I don’t think I will. I only need to get nasty if there’s anyone who looks likely to challenge me. And I don’t think there is. I can lay off a bit. Already have done.”

  “Yeah, I’ve noticed. I must admit I was expecting things to get really bad when you took control but that’s not happened.”

  It was so weird talking openly to him like this. I was still half sure that this conversation was going to end with a gunshot, but he’d left m
e with no choice but honesty and I was committed now. Still, I didn’t need to be completely honest.

  “Look, Lee, I’ve got the job now,” he said. “I’m going to toughen these boys up, and my officers are going to help with that. But I have to get the balance right, make sure I don’t piss them off so much that I lose them. I’ve got their obedience, but I need their loyalty and their respect. And I know that’s going to be difficult for me. Not my strong suit.

  “With you at my side I reckon I’ve got a shot at winning them over. I watch you; you get on with the juniors and stuff. They just annoy me, and I fucking terrify them. Which is good, don’t get me wrong, I want them scared of me. But only scared enough. I need a bit of niceness in the mix. Carrot and stick, yeah? And that’s why I need you.”

  “I can see it now,” I laughed. “Lee Keegan, the caring face of crucifixion. So what, you want me to be your conscience? To keep you in line?”

  “If you wanna put it that way, yeah. Let me know if I’m going too far. Keep your ear to the ground with the boys. Keep me up to date with how they’re feeling. Watch the officers and find out which ones might be a problem.”

  “Wylie,” I said briskly.

  “Really? I like him. He’s cruel,” he said with relish.

  I gave Mac my best ‘well, duh’ expression.

  “Yeah, okay,” he said. “Well, that’s my point, innit. You notice this stuff. We make a good team. Plus, I can rely on you in a fight. And that’s important. Coz we’ve got a lot of fighting to do, I reckon.”

  “So I’m your second-in-command. I can give orders to the officers, and my job is to back you up and let you know when I think you’re going too far. And I’m doing this because a strong ruthless leader is our best chance of survival in a tribal world. That about right?”

  “Yeah.”

  I made a show of considering my response and then I leaned forward and held out my hand.

  “All right, I’m in.”

  But as he took my hand in his all I could think about was what he’d done to Matron and Bates, and how badly I could make him suffer before I ended him.

  CHAPTER EIGHT

  THE GUARD LOOKED us up and down with an expression of distaste.

  “What do you want?”

  Petts held out a battered Sainsbury’s bag.

  “We’ve got vegetables, cheese and milk to trade at the market,” he said.

  The guard peered into the bag.

  “Got any Cheshire?”

  “Um, no, sorry. It’s just home made stuff. It’s kind of soft, like Philadelphia.”

  The guard sniffed. “Filthy stuff. My wife used to eat that. Shame,” he said wistfully. “I did love a bit of Cheshire.”

  We stood there looking expectant as he drifted away into a soft, crumbly reverie. Williams cleared his throat.

  “What? Oh, yeah, well, you’d better come in, then. Bill will pat you down.” He nodded to his colleague, who stepped forward and searched us for weapons. When he was done he pushed the barbed wire and wood barrier aside and nodded for us to go through.

  “Curfew’s at seven,” said Bill. “If you plan on staying you’d best find yourself a bolthole before then. There’s rooms at the pub, if you can pay.”

  Petts, Williams and I walked through the barricade and into Hildenborough.

  As far as Mac was concerned this small town, three miles down the road from the school, was our first problem. It was these guys he was preparing us to fight.

  To borrow Mac’s terminology, their strong tribal leader was George Baker, local magistrate. The man who’d so ruthlessly hanged McCulloch and Fleming was a zero tolerance kind of guy who, like Mac, believed in public demonstrations of authority.

  Petts and Williams visited Hildenborough once a week to attend a market at which they would trade the vegetables, meat and cheese they produced. Petts hadn’t managed to convince anyone to eat the snails he collected, though.

  Markets are a good place for gossip, and Hildenborough boasted what must have been the only working pub for a hundred miles, so it was good place to gather intelligence. The plan was for the others to trade as usual – for some reason Williams was desperate to find a good homebrew kit – while I mingled and got the lie of the land.

  The town was well defended. Although it is ringed by open country on three sides, it kind of bleeds into Tonbridge on the fourth, making this the hardest front to defend against attack. To address this they had bulldozed a whole tranche of houses to create an exposed approach, then erected a bloody great fence and put in impressive gun towers. All it needed was a few spotlights and some German Shepherds and it would have been Berlin in the fifties.

  Consequently the sides facing open country, where the guards were mostly posted on obvious routes like pathways and roads, were slightly more exposed and would be easier to infiltrate, especially after dark. Knowing this, Baker had imposed a strict curfew. Petts had discovered that the guards patrolled in pairs, with torches, and all wore high visibility jackets to prevent friendly fire incidents.

  Before The Cull this part of Kent used to resound with the noise of shotguns blasting away at birds, so the Hildenborough survivors had no shortage of guns and ammunition. But our armoury was far more impressive, so if it came to a shooting match we’d have the advantage. In terms of numbers, Williams thought there were about forty men who acted as guards, and about two hundred residents in total.

  Mac wanted me to establish some details about Baker himself, and find out whether he was likely to try and expand his territory.

  Petts, Williams and I, all dressed in mufti so as not to attract attention, made our way through town to the market, which was held in front of the large stately home that Baker had adopted as his HQ. It was strange to see streets free of debris and burnt cars. As we approached the big house the cottages increasingly showed signs of occupation; the gardens were well tended, the curtains neatly draped. One thing about the new reality was that everyone who was still alive, no matter what they did before The Cull, got to live in the very best houses in the nicest parts of town. It seemed that in Hildenborough they were proud to show off their newly acquired properties.

  Williams told me that the big house used to be some sort of medical centre before The Cull. It had impressive dormitory buildings in the grounds and a big swimming pool. The market, such as it was, was held on the forecourt. A collection of trestle tables had been erected and people were milling about trying to exchange jams, batteries, useless technology, clothes and so forth. There was a barbecue selling burgers and sausages, if you could provide the chef with something he wanted. There was even music from a folkie band, and the pub had laid on a tent and a few barrels of local brew.

  The whole thing felt more like a village fete than a post-apocalyptic shambles. A little old lady sat knitting behind a pile of jars containing bramble jam, while a vicar stood proprietorially next to a table piled high with old books. There was an old wooden message board by the entrance to the beer tent and a handwritten note stated that the tug of war would start at two sharp, after the bail tossing and the egg and spoon race, but before the Main Event, whatever that was.

  The world may have ended in plague and horror, but Middle England was doing very nicely, thanks for asking, would you like a bun Vicar?

  And what could be more Middle England, more ‘Outraged of Tunbridge Wells’, than stringing people up? Off to one side, clearly visible but mercifully unused at the moment, stood a gallows. I shuddered as I imagined how McCulloch and Fleming must have felt in their final moments, as they stood on the trapdoor waiting for the lever to be pulled.

  I let the other two go about their business and made a beeline for the beer tent. I don’t like beer much, I’m more a whisky and coke kid, but I had a bagful of leeks to trade so I figured I could swig a few pints and make small talk with some locals. Infiltrate and inebriate, that was the plan.

  In the end I didn’t need to, because Baker himself was in the tent, jug of beer in hand, holding f
orth to an appreciative audience. I swapped a handful of leeks for a mug of mild, sat down on a bendy white plastic garden seat, and got an earful of the man himself.

  He was tall but round, early fifties, dressed in ‘Countryside Alliance’ tweeds. His eyebrows were bushy, his cheeks were ruddy and his eyes were piercing blue. His jowls wobbled as he spoke.

  “What you’ve got to understand, John,” he said, “is that expansion is our only option.”

  Wow, ten seconds, job done. I can go home now, thanks. I never knew being a spy was this easy! At least I wouldn’t have to drink any more of this foul brew; one sip was more than enough.

  “But that doesn’t have to mean confrontation,” he continued.

  Really?

  “I see Hildenborough as the centre of an alliance. Some kind of loose affiliation of trading partners. Tribes, villages, maybe even city states, who knows. But we’ve got a safe, secure position here. We’ve got all the food we can use thanks to our farming programme, we’re well armed and crime is virtually zero.”

  Interesting.

  “Virtually,” laughed one of his fellow drinkers. “It’ll be zero after you hang that bastard later on.” The group of men shared a convivial chuckle. You’d have thought he’d just told a joke about golf or something. That confirmed what the main event was.

  “True, true,” said Baker. “Anyway, we have stability here and I believe we can export that. Help other communities organise and sort themselves out.”

  He took a long draught of ale.

  “Obviously it won’t be easy,” he continued. “I dare say we’ll have to knock a few heads together along the way, deal with a few thugs and nasties, line some of ’em up against a wall and put them out of our misery. But really, one doesn’t have a choice, does one. Got to have rule of law otherwise it’ll be back to the bad old days of muggers and rapists and, God help us, niggers with attitude.”