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Dead White Writer on the Floor

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by Drew Hayden Taylor


  POCAHONTAS

  Not me. I like white men.

  TONTO

  Me too. Probably different reason though.

  INJUN JOE

  (indicating TONTO) He did it. He’s got a gun. He shot him. Dirty, lousy, stinking murderer. Let’s hang him!

  BILLY JACK quickly takes TONTO’s gun out of its holster and smells the barrel, then checks the six cartridges.

  BILLY JACK

  This gun has not been fired recently. And there are no bullet wounds on the body.

  INJUN JOE

  Maybe he hit the guy with it. Pistol-whipped him. You can do a lot of damage with the barrel of a gun. I know. Or maybe him (indicating KILLS MANY ENEMIES) with that pig-sticking spear of his. I know he denies it but …

  KILLS MANY ENEMIES

  Little man, why do you taunt death so much? The coyotes of the prairies could grow very fat upon your carcass. I have killed many white men. But I have also taken many Indian lives in battle. Mind your tongue or I will cut it out and use it to lace my moccasins.

  TONTO

  Why you accuse us? You see him, or any here, take man’s life?

  INJUN JOE

  I didn’t see nothin’. It wasn’t me, so it had to be one of you. That’s my reasonin’. I bet it was you! (indicating BILLY JACK) Yeah, it was him that did it. Killed this old white fellow. Case closed. Now let’s figure a way out of here.

  TONTO

  Why him?

  INJUN JOE

  Look at him. He looks white. White people do this to each other all the time.

  BILLY JACK

  I’m only half-white. Just like you.

  INJUN JOE

  But I didn’t do it. That’s the diff’ … how do you know I gots white blood?

  BILLY JACK

  I read it.

  INJUN JOE

  You read it?! Where?

  BILLY JACK

  In a book.

  INJUN JOE

  I don’t know anything about no book. Are you playing with me, boy? ’Cause that’s a dangerous business. I’d hate for you to end up …

  OLD LODGE SKINS

  Enough! Harsh words breed harsh actions.

  TONTO

  Hmmm, good words.

  POCAHONTAS

  (to BILLY JACK) Did you kill him?

  BILLY JACK

  No.

  KILLS MANY ENEMIES

  Your skin might be white, but your heart is indeed red. I will spare you your life. (to INJUN JOE) You … I have not decided yet.

  INJUN JOE

  I ain’t afraid of you.

  KILLS MANY ENEMIES

  Then you are foolish, as well as ugly.

  POCAHONTAS

  (to BILLY JACK) Oh good. I’m so glad you didn’t kill him. I didn’t want to be afraid of you. (looks at the body) He’s kind of a nice-looking man, don’t you think? As white men go.

  TONTO

  Yes. Plenty strong features. Good chin. Nice dimples.

  POCAHONTAS

  My father wanted to kill a white man once, but I wouldn’t let him.

  BILLY JACK

  John Smith.

  POCAHONTAS

  That was him. Such a strong and memorable name, don’t you think? John Smith.

  TONTO

  Hmm, my friend Kemosabe never kills anybody, white or Indian. Just shoots guns out of their hands.

  INJUN JOE

  He shoots the guns out of their hands?!

  TONTO

  Him good shot.

  INJUN JOE

  What the hell good does shooting the guns out of people’s hands do? Him stupid. I’ve killed a few white people in my day, but only the ones that did me wrong. I got a long memory. (to BILLY JACK) How many you put in the ground, boy? I bet your share.

  BILLY JACK

  My past is my past. Not yours.

  OLD LODGE SKINS

  Wise words.

  INJUN JOE

  And you, old man. Ever killed a white man?

  OLD LODGE SKINS

  Many winters ago, I was once a great warrior … I think. My lance was bloody and my heart fearless. But we did not meet the white man till many years after I had put my war lance down. Though once, when our village was attacked by the long knives, I grabbed a gun and fired at one riding a horse. But by then, though my heart was strong, my eyes were weak and my aim poor. He escaped and my village died.

  POCAHONTAS

  You remind me of my father. Brave and wise.

  OLD LODGE SKINS

  My heart thanks you, little one.

  KILLS MANY ENEMIES goes into his monologue state.

  KILLS MANY ENEMIES

  Enough! I grow weary of this talk. My heart is young and my anger hungry. If we must battle our way out of here, then let it begin. I am not afraid to face whoever hides from us or whoever killed this white man. Let them die under my tomahawk. Let my lodgepole be covered with their scalps. Let the wind carry my battle songs to the Four Directions, for I am not afraid. My name is Kills Many Enemies and my name rings true!

  There is silence.

  TONTO

  Who him talking to?

  INJUN JOE

  No idea.

  POCAHONTAS

  (indicating the body) Should we just leave him lying there like that? He looks so sad and lonely.

  KILLS MANY ENEMIES

  Let him rot in the sun. Let the maggots enjoy his pasty flesh. Let the birds pick his bones clean.

  POCAHONTAS

  Eww.

  KILLS MANY ENEMIES

  Let the winds blow the dust from his bones far from our sacred lands. Let …

  BILLY JACK

  I think we need a more immediate plan.

  TONTO

  So what we do now, Kemo … sorry. Habit. Ah, what we do now, then?

  BILLY JACK

  You can do things without him, you know.

  TONTO

  It just come so naturally. Hard to stop. So what we do, then?

  BILLY JACK

  What do you think we should do?

  TONTO

  Me? Me never have to come up with plan. You think one up, you part white. White people good for that kind of thing.

  BILLY JACK

  No. You try.

  TONTO

  Uh, you hungry? Me can maybe cook something. Who up for some gopher?

  INJUN JOE

  Me.

  BILLY JACK

  No. You must adjust. You are in a different time and place. You are here now. You are equal to each of us. You don’t have to follow him anymore.

  TONTO

  Me don’t understand. You sound like you know Tonto.

  INJUN JOE

  Yeah, don’t he?

  BILLY JACK

  What I do know is that you can be better than you were. All of you. Maybe all of us. We’re obviously here for a reason.

  OLD LODGE SKINS

  For one so young, you speak much truth. There is a purpose to everything in creation. A purpose why the mighty eagle hunts the prairie dog, a reason why the rains come when they do, a reason for everything. Often times we might not understand that logic, but we may rest assured that there is a design. We six stand here, in this strange place, with a dead white man on the floor. Why?

  INJUN JOE

  ’Cause he (indicating BILLY JACK) killed him!

  OLD LODGE SKINS

  Maybe, maybe not. I do not know what the truth in that matter might be. But one of us killed this poor man. But if we are to solve this great mystery, must we understand why someone would want to take his life? For that, we must learn more about the man. What do we know?

  TONTO

  Him kind of handsome.

  OLD LODGE SKINS

  Not what I was expecting, but okay.

  INJUN JOE

  He gots plenty of books.

  BILLY JACK

  That’s because he’s a writer.

  POCAHONTAS

  A what?

  BILLY JACK

  A writ
er. A teller of tales.

  INJUN JOE

  Hey, how … how did you know he was a … what did you say … a teller of tales? A writer? That’s a pretty detailed and specific piece of information to know. You seem to know a lot of things.

  BILLY JACK

  On his desk, a stack of books with several different titles. But only one name. And the photo on the back … him.

  TONTO

  Him right.

  INJUN JOE

  Why would we be locked in a room with a dead white writer? This be gettin’ stranger and stranger.

  Everybody looks at each other in confusion.

  KILLS MANY ENEMIES

  So what? A dead white man is a dead white man. Who cares what he did in his life? (to BILLY JACK) My brother, if you do not want his scalp, then I will take it. For my knife is sharp and well practised.

  He kneels down, pulling out his knife, but POCAHONTAS grabs his arm.

  POCAHONTAS

  Noble warrior, please don’t.

  KILLS MANY ENEMIES

  Why not? What is this man to you?

  POCAHONTAS

  Nothing, but that would be icky.

  KILLS MANY ENEMIES

  What is “icky”? I do not know this word “icky.”

  POCAHONTAS

  It means … I mean … it’s … not a very nice thing to do. And I’m all about being nice.

  INJUN JOE

  I bet you are. What do you think has happened here, sweet cheeks?

  POCAHONTAS

  Well, maybe … maybe this man died because of love. The only marks left by love are on the heart. Back in the forest, I once saved a life for love. I don’t know much about these things, but wouldn’t it be just as easy to take a life for love?

  BILLY JACK

  Some might say love has taken more lives than it has created.

  TONTO

  Hmm, wise words wisely spoken.

  INJUN JOE

  Will you shut up with that? It’s getting on my nerves.

  TONTO

  Me sorry.

  BILLY JACK

  One small problem. Who did this man love, or who loved this man, that would cost him his life, and more importantly, would get us involved?

  INJUN JOE

  What would you know about love?

  BILLY JACK

  Enough.

  POCAHONTAS

  I know about love.

  INJUN JOE

  I bet you do.

  POCAHONTAS

  Love makes the sun rise, the rivers flow, the birds sing. It makes the heart sing. Love is everything.

  TONTO

  For you, maybe.

  POCAHONTAS

  You don’t agree?

  TONTO

  No want talk about it. Hurt too much.

  POCAHONTAS

  Oh, you sound bitter. That’s so sad. Can I help?

  TONTO

  We swim different rivers. Let me leave at that.

  KILLS MANY ENEMIES

  (to BILLY JACK) Why does he talk like that? It is confusing.

  POCAHONTAS

  How tragic. Maybe this man died because he had no love in his life. I know I would die.

  INJUN JOE

  I got some love for you.

  BILLY JACK

  No you don’t.

  INJUN JOE

  Just trying to be friendly.

  POCAHONTAS

  It’s okay. I’ll be your friend. I’m everybody’s friend. Have you ever heard the wind call your name?

  INJUN JOE

  Not sober.

  BILLY JACK

  Your kindness is wasted there.

  POCAHONTAS

  Kindness is never wasted.

  BILLY JACK

  Neither is vigilance.

  KILLS MANY ENEMIES

  (frustrated) Yes, yes, the girl is very pretty. (indicating INJUN JOE) He is not to be trusted. (to BILLY JACK) You are her protector. That is all rather obvious, but that is not important to me. I want to get out of here. I want to feel the prairie wind again. There are soldiers waiting to be ambushed. Settlers to be massacred. This place is a box and Kills Many Enemies does not belong in a box. Can we move on and find different hunting grounds?!

  POCAHONTAS

  How? He said the door is locked. I don’t know what we should do!

  OLD LODGE SKINS

  Come, little one. Sit by me. You can help keep an old man warm while we decide.

  INJUN JOE

  Sure. He gets to sit with her. Why don’t you all mind your own business? She’s a grown woman.

  BILLY JACK picks up a pencil. He places it right in front of INJUN JOE’s face and breaks it in half.

  BILLY JACK

  The sound of your bones breaking.

  INJUN JOE

  Leave me alone.

  TONTO

  Hmm, him trouble.

  OLD LODGE SKINS

  Not all arrows fly true.

  INJUN JOE

  Oh give it a break! “Him trouble.” You mak’em good point. Jesus, try using a personal pronoun properly for once. You might like it. And what’s with the “not all arrows fly true”? What the hell is that supposed to mean? “Not all arrows fly true.” Talk to me like a real person. Enough with the “my heart soars like an eagle” mumbo jumbo. Try to be like a real and true person.

  BILLY JACK

  A real and true person …

  KILLS MANY ENEMIES

  What is “mumbo jumbo”?

  OLD LODGE SKINS

  You have a lot of anger in you, my son. Perhaps you are the man who took the writer’s life. You have a desperate look about you.

  POCAHONTAS

  Did you kill the white writer?

  INJUN JOE

  No. I ain’t got no love for white people or most Indian people, but that ain’t my work. I use this.

  He holds up a knife then puts it away.

  INJUN JOE

  And there ain’t no knife marks on him. Go ahead and look.

  POCAHONTAS kisses him on the cheek.

  POCAHONTAS

  Good. I’m glad you didn’t kill him either. I think you try to be a lot meaner than you actually are. I believe in the inherent goodness of everybody. It is my way.

  POCAHONTAS wanders away. INJUN JOE watches her longingly. TONTO is nearby.

  INJUN JOE

  Look at those fringes shake.

  TONTO gives her a glance but doesn’t really react.

  INJUN JOE

  What’s with you anyways? That’s one fine woman walkin’ away. Your headband a little too tight?

  TONTO

  Pretty woman all right.

  INJUN JOE

  That’s all you can say! Women like her were created to be looked at. I’ve even caught the do-gooder over there giving her the occasional glance. If the old man didn’t have cobwebs under his loincloth, he’d be shaking his lance at her. But not you. Why not?

  TONTO

  I said pretty woman.

  INJUN JOE

  I don’t get you. I mean, you’d think after all those nights in the desert with the masked man, just the two of you, alone, week after week, month after month, doing his laundry, cooking for him, always together …

  He pauses. The proverbial light bulb goes off over INJUN JOE’s head as the obvious occurs to him.

  INJUN JOE

  Ahhh …

  TONTO

  What?

  INJUN JOE

  I got it. It’s so obvious. Never mind. Moving on.

  TONTO

  What?

  INJUN JOE

  Let’s just say, you two ride double, and leave it at that.

  INJUN JOE walks away. All the while, BILLY JACK is closely examining the books on the shelves.

  TONTO

  What?

  POCAHONTAS joins KILLS MANY ENEMIES, who is staring at the computer on the desk.

  POCAHONTAS

  What are you looking at?

  KILLS MANY ENEMIES

  I do n
ot know. Like many things in this strange place, I do not know its nature. What do you think it is? Should I kill it?

  POCAHONTAS

  It makes a noise, like bees, only softer.

  OLD LODGE SKINS

  Beware its sting.

  KILLS MANY ENEMIES

  Whatever it is, do not fear it. I will protect you. All of you. For I am Kills Many Enemies.

  OLD LODGE SKINS

  Yes. We know. You’ve told us. Many times.

  POCAHONTAS

  What is that, across its front?

  OLD LODGE SKINS

  It is the white man’s writing. I saw such scratchings once when Black Robes gave me a book about a medicine man named Jesus. They are only markings. A way of telling stories. Talking. Like smoke signals, but smaller.

  INJUN JOE

  You’re right. That’s writin’. Muscle boy over there said the dead guy had something to do with writin’ and books. This might be the answer.

  POCAHONTAS

  The answer to what?

  INJUN JOE

  To everything. (to BILLY JACK) You can read this, can’t you?

  BILLY JACK

  Yes.

  INJUN JOE

  What does it say?

  BILLY JACK, his arms full of books, approaches them. He puts the books down and examines the computer screen.

  BILLY JACK

  It is some sort of story. About Indians.

  POCAHONTAS

  I love stories. Is it a love story?

  BILLY JACK

  I’m not sure. I can only read what’s on this screen.

  KILLS MANY ENEMIES

  Want me to stab it? It might have spurting blood.

  TONTO

  What happen in story?

  BILLY JACK

  I can’t tell from this one page, but the title here says The Further Adventures of … I think it’s about us. It’s a collection of short stories. According to these notes here, there’s a dozen or so stories in this thing continuing these adventures, featuring each of us.

  OLD LODGE SKINS

  I do not understand. What do you mean … each of us?

  BILLY JACK

  It seems you are all characters from books and stories.

  INJUN JOE

  And you ain’t?

  BILLY JACK

  Logic says I am. As are all of you.

  There is silence.

  KILLS MANY ENEMIES

  No. I am Kills Many Enemies, not some person in a story. Touch me. Feel me. I am real. My lance is real. My bravery is real. You are wrong.

  POCAHONTAS

  The big violent man is right. I am a real person. I’m not make-believe …

  BILLY JACK

  You were once, but most of that has been lost. You are now … as much make-believe as any of us. You are now less fact, more … a symbol.

  POCAHONTAS

  I am? Nobody told me.

  TONTO

 

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