There Goes the Neighborhood
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Note: The above excerpt is the only one found that indicates the possible functioning of the Cube. The remaining records merely describe subsequent labors of the family to totally encase the Cube in rock, delaying its discovery for centuries, and the successful efforts of Congresswoman Katherine Krenson to donate the family land and make it the first International Park in human history. The Congresswoman also recorded a recommendation that future discoverers of the Cube refrain from ‘using’ it, a point of view that deserves careful consideration. The incredible grove of trees in the Park continues to thrive, and over twenty-seven million people visit the park yearly to view them. Further research on the amazing growth stimulation caused by the Cube is recommended, as is study of numerous disease cures reported by visitors. Krenson decedents remain as permanent residents and caretakers in the park in accordance with the requirements established at the Park’s inception, and continue to thrive disease free and live to more than double the average life span exhibited elsewhere.
This concludes our report.
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