KATE GOSSELIN: HOW SHE FOOLED THE WORLD - THE RISE AND FALL OF A REALITY TV QUEEN

Home > Other > KATE GOSSELIN: HOW SHE FOOLED THE WORLD - THE RISE AND FALL OF A REALITY TV QUEEN > Page 65
KATE GOSSELIN: HOW SHE FOOLED THE WORLD - THE RISE AND FALL OF A REALITY TV QUEEN Page 65

by Robert Hoffman


  again.My choices,my $.Have I told u once how2spend Urs? 1 word: jealousy. Blocking u now.Sorry!

  After blocking this tweeter, an uber-fan of Kate’s chimed in with the following:

  xxxxx @Kateplusmy8 Well…U were patient w/that one 4quite a while! U tried ur best 2b reasonable. Was time 2move on! Next? LOL

  yep! My kids have been clear across the world—I’ll never agree that movie in theatre is the ‘end all’ experience of life!

  It looks like Kate missed the point once again. Her kids “have been clear across the world” while working on their reality show to make money for Kate. Now that the reality show has been canceled, Kate is not spending their hard-earned money on them – she is spending it on herself. She is maintaining her extravagant lifestyle by continuing to travel three hours each way to New York City to get her hair done every six weeks; tanning three times a week; manicures; pedicures; a two-seat, $50,000 sports car on top of two other over-$50,000 vehicles…and on and on.

  KATE GOSSELIN’S TWITTER “FRIENDS”

  Since anyone who has ever attempted to be Kate Gosselin’s friend in real life has been cast off because they didn’t know how to help her, Kate has taken to Twitter for friendship.

  Woo hoo! I now have 79,000 wonderful supporting followers and friends! I’m a lucky girl to have each of you! :) xoxo

  xxxxx @Kateplusmy8 I am so glad that you take the time to talk with all your fans, and try to make them feel more like friends:) xox

  you are friends! :) and you probably get more time than my non virtual friends … Sadly. Just not enough time in life!!!

  Kate is very quick to call anyone and everyone on Twitter her friend. She says she loves all her Twitter friends and, as you can see by reading her tweets, Kate readily shares everything about her children’s private lives with them. She gives these people very personal information about her children, including intimate details of their whereabouts at any given time. Kate Gosselin just doesn’t think and doesn’t consider that, out in Twitter land, there are pedophiles and unbalanced people who could harm her and/or her family. Let’s take a quick look at just who Kate’s newest “friends” are.

  Kate responded to a “close friend” named AdmiringDxxxxxx probably because he/she mentioned Lady Gaga’s Twitter account and Kate wanted to somehow be connected to a true celebrity. If she had bothered to look at what her “friend” AdmiringDxxxxxx was tweeting to others at the same time she was tweeting to him/her, she would have seen tweets where he/she wrote “I’m sending a bomb,” “I hate black people,” “you’re both fucking retards,” and “shut up fat bitch.”

  Kate responding to this next tweet from SADIEMAEGLUTZZ is a disturbing example of her complete ignorance and disregard for her children’s safety.

  SADIEMAEGLUTZZ @Kateplusmy8 I’m so tempted to follow @Kateplusmy8.. they need their show back.

  please do and I agree…

  I had a special interest in Charles Manson at one time, so the name Sadie Mae Glutz hit me like a sledgehammer when I read that tweet. Sadie Mae Glutz, whose real name was Susan Denise Atkins, was a member of the Charles Manson “Family” and was convicted of participating in eight murders, including those of five people at the Beverly Hills home of Roman Polanski and Sharon Tate, who was 8 months pregnant at the time. In her testimony, Atkins (Glutz) described how she held Sharon Tate down as she pleaded for her and her unborn baby’s life. To cause more suffering, they held off killing Tate until all the others were dead, then they stabbed her repeatedly while she called out for her mother.

  I’m not implying that the person who chose this name for a Twitter handle is crazy or a murderer, but how can Kate possibly know? This Twitter “friend” showed a stunning lack of decency by choosing such a name. Kate is just exceedingly stupid to engage with anyone who would give themselves a name that is synonymous with brutality and murder. None of that seems to matter, however, as long as SADIEMAEGLUTZZ is feeding Kate’s enormous ego.

  Whenever someone compliments or is supportive of Kate, she has a habit of never looking at them deeper. If she had, she would have seen that other tweets from @SADIEMAEGLUTZZ’s to his/her friends from the same day that Kate Gosselin befriended him/her were filled with profanity and sexually explicit images.

  Instead of delivering information about her children to foul-mouthed tweeters just because they compliment her, Kate should be thinking about how she can best keep her children safe. I’ve been on Kate’s property many, many times with Jon, and I know the area around her property very well. It’s very dark at night and it’s secluded, and her house is a football field away from the road. Anyone could easily gain access to her property. It is very scary to think she has put out a welcome mat for possible danger.

  Obviously Kate doesn’t care who or what tweets to her, and she certainly doesn’t care enough about anyone (other than celebrities) to know their names. She doesn’t even look at your name unless you tweet a message that Kate likes.

  Does anybody remember Hailey Glassman, the daughter of Kate’s tummy-tuck doctor? When she was college age, Hailey ended up having a globe-trotting, very public affair with Kate’s husband, Jon. The tabloids called her “Hailey the Homewrecker.”

  The next tweet is proof positive that Kate couldn’t care less who is tweeting her as long as they are stroking her ego. Someone calling herself “Hailey Glassman” tweeted Kate to ask if she would share her “Monkey Munch” recipe, and Kate was happy to jump right in with an answer:

  hAiLeYgLaSsMaN1 Hey @kateplusmy8 can u share the recipe for the "Monkey Munch". It's so yummy, my mom & I never seem to make it as tasty as you did.

  go to the chex website... It should be there..not my recipe but love it! Called 'muddy buddies' there! Enjoy! :)

  3.25.12

  The next tweet was Kate’s response to her “number one fan” who asked Kate a personal question about who was at Kate’s house for her big Christmas party. Of course, Kate gave her the information she wanted. Sorry “number one fan.” You won’t see your name in print here. This was Kate’s response:

  kids friends and their parents (my friends)

  Kate and her manager/PR people have gone to great lengths to try to convince everybody what almost nobody believes…that Kate Gosselin really, really does have friends. Kate just can’t stop telling us that she has friends. Here is how she described a visit from two of her “friends” that came to town for a “girl’s weekend.”

  xxxxx @Kateplusmy8 Happy Saturday!! Whatcha doing this weekend?

  my marathon girls are coming to visit!!!! :) yay!

  Gotta go get rdy 4my wkend w/ my marathon friends!We ran the Las Vegas marathon together in Dec&are spending some girl X tog this wkend!YAY!

  Just finished a fun run/major gab session w my marathon girls! Was so wonderful to run between them again! Off 2 enjoy dinner/drinks later!

  Aww the girls and I ready for dinner.... http://t.co/Z2vR6Sbx

  So,I'm home&ready4 bed..latest night out in a LONG time!We had a great dinner at Green Hills Inn&nonstop girl talk!Up2run again in am! GN!

  xxxxx @Kateplusmy8 So another "fun run" this mornin I see! U must really be in good shape 2do that back2back runs! How far have U been going?

  only 6 each day yesterday and today. We talk the whole time. So fun and great to be able to talk while running a good pace!

  xxxxx @Kateplusmy8 are you & ladies planning pool side relaxation today? On my list after late lunch with my dad.

  why yes, we are... While we wait for my kids to get home! :) can't wait to meet each other!

  xxxxx @Kateplusmy8 hey kate, just droppin in to say hi! any special plans for today!

  marathon girls for relax then dinner when my kids get home! Ran this am with them so a good weekend overall

  xxxxx @kateplusmy8 Did you have a fun day as I relaxed like it was going out of fashion!

  well, here relaxing IS long out of fashion lol. Yes we had a great day visiting with wonderful friends!

  We had such a wonderf
ul visit w gracious friends!My kids loved meeting &playing w my marathon girls! :) It was a 'must do again weekend'!

  Wow. All of that tweeting just because her two “marathon girls” came to visit and stay for the weekend. As it turns out, the two “friends” in question were the same two ladies who just happened to show up at one of Kate’s speaking engagements, and then just happened to convince Kate that she could run a 26.2-mile full marathon just one month prior to the marathon in Las Vegas.

  It has been suggested on the blogs that this “friendship” is nothing more than a business relationship set up by Kate’s manager, who just so happens to specialize in fitness and nutrition.

  According to her tweets, Kate was without her kids that weekend in June 2012, left alone in a very, very large home that is equipped with guest rooms and an apartment above the garage. I witnessed Gina Neild’s parents staying there when they visited Kate for the holidays.

  The point is, the house is large enough and comfortable enough to have accommodated Kate, her eight children, Steve and Gina Neild and their two teenage sons, plus Gina’s parents in the apartment above the garage.

  So here is the question: If these two ladies who visited Kate are really and truly Kate’s “wonderful friends,” like the above Twitter love-fest would suggest, and not simply business associates, and Kate had the house all to herself because her children were away for the weekend as she tweeted, why then would Kate have them stay 7.26 miles away at the Homewood Suites in Wyomissing, PA?

  As soon as I saw the photo that Kate posted, I knew they were at the Homewood Suites, which has been Kate’s favorite local hotel for years. The TLC crew sometimes stayed there on overnights, and Tony Dovolani stayed there during the Dancing With The Stars days.

  Just out of curiosity, I drove there because I thought I recognized the hotel, having been there many times over the past several years. Sure enough, Kate’s photo was taken right outside the lobby to the right of the front doors.

  The restaurant they went to was another 15 minutes away from the Homewood Suites, so it would appear that Kate stopped by the hotel to pick up her “friends” and then continued on down the highway for dinner. I wonder if the “friends” even got to visit the Gosselin homestead because Kate posted the following tweet, which included a link to a photo on Kate’s website:

  New picture is up! Oh so cute! We had a great picnic/swim with friends on Sunday! Check out http://t.co/J4PZZkWF to see the gr8 shot!

  It’s curious that the “friends” weren’t even in Kate’s photo.

  So Kate spent the weekend alone in her giant, empty house while her “friends” stayed miles away at a hotel.

  POOR LITTLE RICH GIRL?

  On February 8, 2012, with millions of dollars in the bank, a million-dollar home, $200,000 worth of cars sitting in her garage, nannies, a cook, gardeners, a pool service, an $800- to $1,000-a-day bodyguard/road manager on call, etc., believe it or not, Kate tweeted that she was sewing a sock for one of her girls. It sounded like a scene right out of Les Miserables. Woe is you, Katie Irene. Woe is you.

  How can u tell I'm tired? I'm sewing cara's sock that has a hole in it.She is 1 sock on&1sock off&I asked her if her foot is still 'bald'?

  And alas, the sock sewing momma is done and she's going to sleep.. Lots of variables here so haven't been getting sleep....& I am going now!

  Now listen to this “super” mother first complaining about how much money caring for her children’s eyesight is costing her, and then making a joke about their “blurry eyes” to strangers on Twitter:

  …6 eye dr )ophthalmologist) appointments & $650 later,it’s dinnertime w 6 sets of blurry eyes!;) I could feed them ANYTHING tonight lol!

  xxxxx @Kateplusmy8 Ha…imagine all the kids in glasses…cute? 2 know whose is whose….designer frames? $$$$ LOL!

  no!!!! I hold my breath each year… Too expensive and constant repairs! 1 in glasses is PLENTY!

  This next tweet sums up the maddening contradiction that is Kate Gosselin. She moaned about how eye doctor visits for her kids are so expensive, but she thinks $130 earbuds for herself are “Expensive but totally worth it!”

  xxxxx @Kateplusmy8 I need new earbuds the standard issue just aren’t cutting it on the treadmill. What do you use?

  I use bose earbuds! Expensive but totally worth it! Stereo right into your ears! :)

  Kate, the multi-millionaire, is forever complaining about how expensive it is to raise her eight children, while at the same time bragging about her lavish lifestyle. I’d love to get a line-item breakdown of how much her hair appointments in New York City, her weekly manicures/pedicures, her three-times-a-week tanning sessions, her luxurious trips around the globe (without her kids), etc., etc., etc., actually cost her.

  As if the horrible tragedy of the expensive eye care was not enough, there was an even greater tragedy Kate had to endure and cry about on Twitter. These tweets document her months of sadness because she can’t afford to take her kids on vacation:

  xxxxx @Kateplusmy8 My friend at work just made reserv. This summer @ outerbanks. Made me think of your trips. :)

  oh I so so wish we could go this summer… Kids need sand&sun!

  Aww Cara&Mady&I are reminiscing abt r trip 2 Aus and NZ..the flight there etc..Great memories!Kids say a lot ‘When are we traveling again?’

  xxxxx @Kateplusmy8 If they want to go back & r asking why not take them all back?

  flight costs!!!!

  xxxxx @Kateplusmy8 memorizing the fast fleeting sound of the waves crashing and the sound of the ocean-my peace and serenity

  hey lady, I saw your tweet yesterday. Did you have to rub it in? :) my kids are BEGGING for a beach get away :)

  It sure sounds like Kate is, as well. Begging that is. But be warned. This is what happens if you question Kate, even if you’re a fan of hers:

  xxxxx @Kateplusmy8 I don’t get how she says the kids miss traveling.well then use YOUR money n takethe kids on vaca likethe rest ofus do

  I’m sorry but I detect much bitterness in you. I gotta keep my life positive so I need to block you. Sorry you’re so negative :(

  Here’s Kate the millionaire responding to a tweetie who asked Kate if she had any plans to take the kids to the beach this year:

  lol…I’d give anything to go to the beach with my tribe…but no, don’t have any sorry!

  Kate would “give anything to go to the beach” with her “tribe”? So why doesn’t she? I’m broke and I live ten minutes from Kate and I take my kids to the beach all the time. It doesn’t cost a lot. Simply pack a cooler with sandwiches and other snacks and drinks, or take a Coleman grill and cook hamburgers and hot dogs under a pavilion by the playground while the kids play. We go to Stone Harbor and Cape May, which are both less than three hours from Kate’s driveway. Both have quiet beaches where nobody would bother her, or even notice her if she didn’t stand around waving her arms and screaming for attention. She would have to pay for her own gas though.

  Everyone will be relieved to know that in August of 2012, Kate got her grifting wish! A company named @RelaxOnTheBeach stepped up to the plate to save Kate and the Gosselin eight from a dreary summer by giving her the use of a beautiful beach house…for free.

  Leading up to that point, Kate had proudly tweeted to the world in June of 2012 about her monthly luxurious trip to New York City to be styled by celebrity stylist Ted Gibson, then wined and dined at one of the city’s finest restaurants, Fig & Olive:

  Thank you @JasonHueman and @tedgibson for making me beautiful and for sharing an amazing dinner @fig&olive with me! Fun day w friends! XO

  Kate was still talking about her financial struggles in July of 2012:

  Awww yeah. I thought same thing. It IS tough to cover costs of large Fam-I’m struggling- but hoping my decisions are rewarded!:)

  She is struggling to cover the costs of having a large family, but she is clearly not struggling so much that she has to forego her trips to NYC so Ted Gibson can make her beautiful.

&nbs
p; ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME

  Besides the fact that Kate shouldn’t be tweeting every tiny detail of her children’s lives to strangers, she always manages to make EVERYTHING about herself. She also takes cues and ideas from her tweeties and makes them her own.

  Here’s a girl who randomly tweeted to Kate that she was watching a specific episode of Jon & Kate Plus Ei8ht, and, miraculously, Kate and her boys happened to be watching the EXACT SAME episode.

  xxxxx @Kateplusmy8 I’m watching the episode of J&K+8 when the twins get there instruments! Me and my twin also played those same exact instruments.

  oh my! The boys are watching that now! I watched too! They were little and toothless playing instruments! So cute!

  What are the odds of that happening? Does Kate ever realize how foolish and full of crap she sounds? There are close to 150 episodes of Jon & Kate Plus Ei8ht and Kate Plus Ei8ht, and Kate said she was watching the exact same episode at the exact same time as her tweetie.

  After reading her Twitter feed for so long, I have seen that it is impossible for Kate to receive a tweet and not end up making it about herself. Read these tweets to see how Kate turns everything back to her:

 

‹ Prev