Rhymes with Cupid

by Anna Humphrey

  Chapter 2

  Really? He was checking me out?” Dina looked over nervously at the guy, who was using his fingernail to dislodge a piece of lettuce, or something, from between his front teeth.

  He wasn’t checking her out. But then, she didn’t need to know that. Dina was a pretty girl. Not to mention ridiculously nice. Any guy would consider himself lucky to meet her. I was sure of it.

  “He totally was. You should go over and talk to him.”

  For half a second, Dina looked like she was thinking about it, but then she hesitated. “I can’t. What about Damien?”

  “Who cares about Damien?” I said sharply, then reminded myself to be nice. “Anyway, you’d just be doing your job. Helping a customer.”

  “You’re right,” she said, giving her head a tiny shake. “He’s just a customer.”

  “Exactly. Just a cute customer. Go see what he needs. And why don’t you ask for his phone number while you’re over there?”

  “What?!” she exclaimed.

  “Just ask him. See what happens. Look, I’ll make you a deal. If you ask him, I’ll bake pinwheel cookies for your panda party.”

  She seemed to be weighing her options.

  “And a chocolate and vanilla cheesecake. And I’ll donate twenty-five dollars at the door. That’s, like, one twentieth of a bear, all in exchange for a measly phone number. Come on,” I teased. “Do it for Oreo. Plus,” I added in a moment of desperation, “Damien will be jealous when he hears you got another guy’s number.”

  Before I even finished my plea, my very favorite customer, an older Italian woman named Mrs. Conchetti, walked into the store. She shopped at Goodman’s at least once a week, buying kitschy mini figurines and corny wall plaques that said things like “A mother’s love knows no bounds” and “Home is where the heart is.” Her entire house must have looked like a shrine to tackiness. But she was really sweet, and always laughing. Plus, we shared a love of homemade desserts. Sometimes she brought me fresh panettone bread, just because she knew how much I liked it.

  “Oh, he’s so cute I could eat him up,” she squealed as she stepped up to the counter and set down an armload of Valentine’s Day cards. Dina glanced at the tooth-checking guy a second time, not noticing that Mrs. Conchetti was actually grinning at the stupid Cupid.

  “I’m doing it,” Dina said bravely. “He is cute. Plus, if Damien can see somebody else casually, I can flirt with a guy. Why not?” She reached out to press Cupid’s tummy. “Hey,” she added, when I rolled my eyes and picked him up to readjust the volume setting, “a little help from Cupid never hurt anyone, right?”

  Dina strode confidently across the shop floor headed directly for the guy, who had wandered over to one of the Valentine’s Day card displays.

  As soon as she’d gone, Mrs. Conchetti slid her customer loyalty card across to me. “How many does that make now, Elyse, dear?” she asked as I stamped her purchases.

  “We give a stamp for every five. So you’ll need to buy another ten cards to earn the Cupid.” She looked down at her wallet, clearly disappointed. “They don’t have to be valentines though,” I explained. “Birthday cards count, too. Or anniversary cards. Even bereavement cards.” Her face brightened.

  “That’s wonderful news,” she said. “I’ll be back next week after I get my check. It never hurts to plan ahead for special occasions.” She counted on her fingers. “If I buy five cards a week I’ll have this doll for my grandson in time for his birth. It’s just perfect. My daughter’s due on Valentine’s Day, you know. She’s having a boy.” I did know. Mrs. Conchetti had bought the powder-blue birth announcements almost two months ago, and she’d already picked out three Precious Moments figurines for the baby’s room. To say she was kind of excited about the arrival of her first grandchild would be an understatement—like saying I was a touch irritated by Cupid.

  “That’ll be thirty-two dollars and fifty-seven cents.” I tried to see around Mrs. Conchetti as she counted out the money, hoping for a glimpse of Dina and the guy, but they’d disappeared down another aisle.

  “Have a wonderful day, Mrs. Conchetti,” I said, handing over her shopping bag full of cards. “I’ll see you soon.”

  “You will!” She reached out to tweak Cupid’s plush cheek, then pressed his tummy to start him up one more time.

  I opened the drawer to put the scissors away before I could be tempted to hurt the charming little cherub after all, then leaned down to watch Dina and the guy on the security camera behind the desk. They were in the office supply aisle now, where Dina was leaning forward, looking kind and welcoming—genuinely interested in whatever tooth-checking guy was saying. She tucked her hair behind one ear in a flirty way and leaned in to listen again. I had to hand it to her. Even if she was only doing it for the pandas, Dina was braver than I would have given her credit for—much braver than I was, at least, when it came to looking for love. Although, now that I thought about it, maybe that wasn’t saying a whole lot.

  “I can’t believe how nice he was,” Dina said for about the third time that afternoon as we slid down the metal grate to lock up the store. “And he’s so cute. How did I never notice him before?”

  It seemed the tooth-checking guy (whose name turned out to be Patrick) had been working at the Keyhole—a key-cutting kiosk near the frozen yogurt stand—for the past six months. He went to Collingwood Tech—the high school for students who planned to go into trades like carpentry or auto mechanics—which explained why we didn’t know him from school. “He said we should come by sometime, whenever we’re on break. I totally think I’m going to.” Dina checked her reflection in her compact while I pulled the store keys out of my bag.

  Luckily for me, Dina hadn’t managed to work up the nerve to ask the guy for his phone number, saving me from having to make the $25 donation I couldn’t really afford anyway. “I think I might even invite him to the panda party. But I’m not going to tell Damien. I mean, at least not yet. Do you think that’s okay?”

  “Of course it’s okay. You just met the guy. All you’re doing is getting to know him. Not that it’s any of Damien’s business anyway. He’s not your boyfriend anymore. You’re a free woman.” She nodded, but didn’t look completely convinced.

  We headed for the east doors, waving to the girls who were closing up the Gap. “What was he looking at, anyway?” I asked. “I mean, besides you?” She smacked me lightly, but it was obvious she was enjoying being teased.

  “He needed a new pen.”

  “But then he never bought one,” I pointed out.

  “I think his break was probably ending. Oh no,” she said and clapped a hand over her mouth. “I was talking to him so much that he never got to buy his pen. What if he really needed it?”

  “I’m sure he’ll be okay,” I said. “The world is full of pens. And, anyway, it gives him an excuse to come back again tomorrow.”

  She smiled. “Are you sure you don’t want a ride home?” Dina asked as we reached the doors. “It’s, like, minus twenty out there. And that’s before the windchill.”

  “I’m sure,” I reassured her. “You live in the opposite direction. Anyway, the bus goes right by our new house.”

  She nodded. “As long as you’re sure. See you tomorrow, okay? And thanks for encouraging me to talk to that guy. You’re a really good friend, Elyse.”

  “So are you,” I said as I waved good-bye, and I meant it. Since I’d changed schools in September, I hadn’t met very many people. In a way, I guess I hadn’t wanted to. Thanks to last year’s aforementioned disastrous February 14, I’d sort of been off close friendships, and boys, and trusting people in general.

  “Dammit.” I sighed, stepping off the curb to cross the mall parking lot. The cold air stung my eyes as I watched the number four bus roar past, spraying gray sludgy snow in all directions. I pulled my coat sleeve up to check my watch. The number four ran once every half hour. It was seven fifteen. That meant I wouldn’t get home until after eight, and it was already dark. T
he security guard locked the mall doors from the outside at seven sharp every weeknight, too, so there was no way to get back inside where it was warm. I should have taken Dina up on her way-too-kind offer of a ride home, after all.

  Resigning myself to a long, cold wait, I dug my mittened hands into my coat pockets and crossed the street to the bus shelter where I sank down onto the tiny metal bench. There was a poster enclosed in the glass on one side advertising Mexican vacations, and I stared at it longingly as I waited, hating the happy couple enjoying fruity beverages in their bathing suits. Seriously, whose idea of a cruel joke had it been to put that in a bus shelter in the middle of winter?

  “You got a cigarette?” I jumped at the sound of the voice and looked up to see a man in a brown jacket with two rips in the side. Some of the stuffing was falling out, and one of his shoelaces was broken, leaving his boot hanging open. His feet must have been freezing, not to mention wet.

  “Sorry,” I said. “I don’t smoke.”

  He kind of grunted. “You got any change?”

  I shook my head. All I had was my bus fare.

  “Come on,” he pressed. “A few quarters at least. I’m hungry.” By this time, he’d come into the bus shelter and was standing over me. He was so close that I could smell the alcohol on his breath.

  I tried to seem calm. It wasn’t that I’d never seen a homeless person before—I’d just never seen one this close up. The old downtown area, where my mom and I had lived until a week ago, was quaint and touristy. Panhandlers got shooed away by the shopkeepers and police pretty quickly.

  My heart was pounding in fear, but I tried to remember what Dina had said about her homeless photographer. Just because this guy looked like he didn’t have a place to live, didn’t mean he was a bad person. I took a deep breath, determined to be brave.

  “I’m really sorry,” I said again.

  “Sure you are,” the man answered. I glanced up and down the deserted street, hoping to see the bus coming in the distance, or at least another person who might hear me if I had to yell for help.

  “A bill, then. You got a few dollar bills?” I shook my head again. My heartbeat went up another notch as the man started kicking angrily at the ground, dislodging bits of ice with the toe of his boot and sending them in my direction.

  “I’m sorry,” I said again. “If I had extra money, I’d give it to you. I swear.” A chunk of ice hit my shin and I yelped, more in panic than in pain. “Okay, fine. Here.” I pulled my mitten off and slid my hand into my coat pocket, about to take out my bus fare and give it to him. I didn’t know what I’d tell my mom when I had to call her for a ride on her very first day of work, but all I wanted was for the man to leave me alone. I’d worry about that later.

  “Jack!” I heard somebody call as my hand closed around the coins. A red car pulled up, slowing at the bus stop, and a guy leaned out the window. “What’s the problem? Are you bothering her?” It wasn’t until the homeless man turned that I got a clear view of the person in the car: Patrick—Dina’s tooth-checking, pen-buying guy—his curls sticking out from under a blue-and-white wool hat.

  “I was just asking for a little change,” the man grumbled. “For something to eat. She’s got money. I hear it in her pocket.”

  “Come on,” Patrick said. “Leave her alone. Look.” He took out his wallet. “I’ve got a five. I give this to you, you go get a burger, you leave her alone. Deal?”

  The homeless guy walked up to the car window, took the bill, and mumbled his thanks before starting off down the street.

  “You okay?” Patrick asked, leaning out his window again. The white pom-pom on his hat bobbed when he tilted his head.

  “Of course,” I said, trying to keep my voice even. After all, it’s not like anybody ever died from having ice chips kicked at them. I hadn’t been in any danger. “He wasn’t really bothering me.”

  “Okay,” he said, but I could tell he didn’t believe me. “You want a ride somewhere? It’s pretty cold to be waiting for the bus. And I’m going your way.”

  How did he know which way I was going? I wondered. But then, feeling like an idiot, I realized that I was waiting for the southbound bus. Obviously, I was going south. I shook my head. I knew way better than to get in a car with some strange guy, even if Dina thought he seemed nice, and even if the alternative was waiting in the dark, in an Arctic deep freeze by myself. “Thanks. I’m good though. The bus will be here in twenty minutes.”

  “Want me to wait with you?” he offered. “In case Jack comes back. He’s harmless, but sometimes he has a bit of a temper when he’s hungry. You might have noticed.”

  “No. Thanks,” I said, wishing he’d just leave. It was embarrassing enough that he’d seen how clearly afraid I’d been. “Honestly, I’m fine.”

  “Okay.” He hesitated. “Are you sure?” he asked.

  “I already told you,” I said, failing to hide my annoyance now. “I’m sure.”

  “Okay then . . . if you’re really sure. I’ll see you around. Maybe at work tomorrow, if you and Dina have a shift.” I was surprised that he’d even recognized me from the store. After all, he’d spent the whole time talking to Dina and hadn’t come up to the cash register.

  “Yeah, maybe.” I shrugged before digging my hands back into my pockets. He rolled up his window and pulled away slowly.

  Okay, that was weird, I thought. But then again, at least I’d have a few things to tell Dina about her guy at work the next day . . . like that he was nice to the point of annoyingness, and that he had a soft spot for homeless people. Honestly, he and Dina were going to be perfect for each other. I watched as he drove down the street before doing a U-turn and circling back through the parking lot of the mall. He pulled into a space facing the road and turned off his headlights. At first I thought he must have forgotten something at the Keyhole. But Dina said he’d been working there for six months. Didn’t he know the main doors to the mall would be locked? Then five minutes passed. Then ten. Why wasn’t he getting out of the car?

  And that was about when I figured it out: He was waiting to make sure I got on the bus safely. I couldn’t help it; I gritted my teeth. Hadn’t I told him I was fine? It’s not like I needed some kind of knight in shining armor to swoop in and save me. I was a smart, independent seventeen-year-old girl—perfectly capable of taking care of myself.

  I stood up and walked to the curb, trying to catch his eye. It was hard to see all the way across the street and through his darkened windshield, but I could make out the white of his pom-pom. A second later, he glanced up and I waved to get his attention. When he waved back I glared at him, making a shooing motion with my hand. “Go home, you idiot,” I said, even though I knew he obviously couldn’t hear me. “I’m fine. Leave.” He shrugged like he didn’t understand. “Go home!!” I said, shooing him again. He rolled down the window and leaned out.

  “What?” he shouted.

  “I said I’m really fine. You can go,” I yelled back.

  “Sorry. Didn’t catch that,” he answered, cupping a hand around his ear. I rolled my eyes.

  “Go!” I shouted as loudly as I possibly could. “Go, go, go!”

  “Snow? Oh! Snow!” he yelled back. I’d swear he was grinning. “Snow, snow, snow. Yeah. There’s a lot of it. Happens every winter.” He waved. “See you tomorrow,” he called before rolling his window back up and continuing to sit in his car, going nowhere.

  I stamped my feet on the sidewalk, partly to keep them warm, but mostly out of frustration. I couldn’t have yelled it any louder or been any clearer with my hand gestures. He was purposely ignoring me, which was rude beyond belief. I was actually considering marching across the street and straight up to his car window to yell it again when I saw the headlights of the bus in the distance. It was running five minutes early, but I wasn’t about to complain.

  “It’s a chilly one out there,” the bus driver quipped as I climbed on.

  “Definitely cold,” I answered, stamping the snow off my bo
ots and dumping my change into the slot before glancing over the driver’s shoulder. In the parking lot, the lights of Patrick-the-pen-guy’s car came on. I glared in his direction as he started to back out of the spot, his tires spinning against the snow. I hoped he’d get stuck.

  “Cold is right.” The driver laughed. “I’d even go as far as to say frosty.” The bus lurched forward and I turned my eyes away from the red car’s headlights, stumbling down the aisle to find a seat.

  Chapter 3

  Where have you been?” My mother greeted me at the front door. She pressed both hands against my cheeks. “Are you okay? You’re just frozen. Come inside. Did you have to wait long for the bus?”

  “I’m fine, Mom,” I said as I let her help me out of my coat. I took my fogged-up glasses off, wiping them clean on the front of my shirt. “How was your first day at work?”

  “Oh, well.” She shook the snow off my jacket and hung it up. “It was eye-opening. Elyse, you wouldn’t believe the things people pay good money for. Have you ever heard of a mustard wrap?” I shook my head. “Me neither,” she sighed. “A woman came in asking for one. I thought it was a kind of sandwich and I told her we didn’t serve food. Well, I’ve never been so embarrassed in my life.”

  After ten years of dedicated service, my mom had been laid off from her job as a filing clerk for an auto insurance company the May before. She’d spent the last eight months looking for work. Needless to say, when she was offered the position of receptionist at a fancy downtown spa, she’d jumped at the opportunity—even though it paid less, and even though she’d never set foot in a place like that before in her life. Ever since I was five and my dad fell in love with his dental hygienist and moved to Calgary, my mom has had to work hard to support us. And even though my dad sent child support money, and my mom put in long hours to make sure she could give me everything else I needed, our life wasn’t exactly full of luxury.